"After getting off the plane, I went to a WC. ”

"After coming out of WC, I found you missing. ”

"As we all know, I'm a road idiot. The same road in my eyes, day and night, it's a completely different place. ”

"Besides, this is still a foreign country, and my English is average, so I can't understand any questions or anything. ”

"Luckily, I still have a mobile phone, so luckily I'm looking for you while translating with the software. ”

"I didn't find you later, and I was going to ask the embassy for help, but I forgot what the embassy's phone number was. ”

"Then I met some black brothers, and after we had a friendly exchange, I decided to lend them a few hundred dollars, after all, they were talking to me with guns. Knowledge of English is not required for this language. ”

"So I was penniless and about to live on the streets. ”

"That's when I met this black friend of mine. His name is Franklin, he's an actor, a Los Angeles native, and he speaks Chinese. ”

"He helped me recover the hundreds of dollars, and as a token of gratitude, I decided to treat him to a drink. ”

"He said he wanted to bring three friends, and I agreed. ”

"Then I met his friends. ”

"A tall black young man named Rama, a middle-aged greasy white man named Mike, and a bald Mediterranean uncle named Trevor. ”

"All four of them are actors in Hollywood, but they're just not very famous. ”

"We hit it off and accidentally got too drunk, so they took me to a club — which was said to be Trevor's property. ”

"There are a lot of young ladies in there who don't have much clothes on, oh, the ones who are locked up next door. ”

"Of course I didn't do anything, you ask me. As soon as we entered, the police broke down the door and arrested us all. ”

"Then Franklin translated for me, and the police contacted the embassy. ”

"But because I felt too embarrassed, I said that I was from Fuso, and they contacted the Fuso embassy......"

"After the Fuso embassy sent someone to come, it contacted our embassy again, and the embassy contacted you, and then you came. ”

"That's how it happened. ”

This is what he said at eight o'clock the next morning, in the Los Angeles Police Department, after Fang Bei reunited with Su Mulin and others.

After listening to his words, Su Murin's tired eyes became sharp: "Do you believe what you say?" ”

"I don't believe it myself, but it's true. Fang Bei looked at him calmly, "I really didn't do anything. ”

Su Mulin followed his gaze and looked over - there were several scantily clad blonde girls locked up next door.

"So you like that?"

She unconsciously cocked her hips.

"Not really. Fang Bei replied calmly, "I'm just thinking that American hospitals are so expensive, and their anterior pelvic tilt may not be cured." ”

The eldest lady stopped deliberately tilting back.

It's still so warped though.

Fang Bei nodded with satisfaction: "Natural is the best, your height is not low, this arc is just right." ”

"You're X harassing?"

"No, I'm just talking to me normally. ”

"Your accosting is X harassing a high school girl?"

"No, I'm just accosting a normal woman who has turned eighteen. Are you going to call the police? The police number here is not a demon spirit. By the way, we're in the bureau right now. ”

“......”

The eldest lady rubbed her eyebrows: "Forget it, Oscar is more important." If it were known that the first Chinese film director nominated for an Oscar other than Best Foreign Language Film was caught for visiting the X-Shirt Club, then we would lose face. ”

In fact, she believed Fang Bei's words, otherwise this matter would definitely not end so simply.

Fang Bei was unhappy when he heard her words: "As soon as you say this, I won't be sleepy, then the Oscars are also interesting, let's give a bunch of award candidates, but I don't have my best director and best screenwriter?"

He was unhappy not entirely because he was not nominated for Best Director and Best Screenplay.

After all, someone on the other side knows his true level, and if those awards are really nominated for him, he will feel that there is a problem.

But it's human nature to be sour.

The eldest lady curled her fingers at the ends of her hair: "At least...... The nomination for the recent Music Awards is yours. ”

Fang Bei tugged at the corners of his mouth: "Isn't it, Miss, are you still addicted?"

This Miss Su is also interesting.

The arrangement of the previous "Pipa Xing" was composed by Su Murin.

"Blue and White Porcelain" only gave her half a song, and it was also a stave.

As for what musical instruments are used in it, it is all supplemented by Su Mulin himself.

In addition to finishing the song, she even finished the second half of the song.

But in the end, the lyrics and composers of the song are still signed.

The same is true this time.

The music of "Captain China" was completely handled by the eldest lady herself, but looking at it like this, she still signed Fang Bei.

Shaking his head and not thinking about it anymore, Fang Bei asked, "How much is the bail money?"

"There is no bail, and the matter about you is just a misunderstanding. The LAPD is there to fight gangsters. ”

The eldest lady glanced at the "Three Heroes of Los Santo" who were still locked behind the iron fence, and whispered: "The sheriff told us just now that these four people have criminal records and are suspected of having an affair with gang members, so don't have anything to do with them." ”

But I already have their contact information...... Fang Bei comforted her: "Don't worry, I'm a serious person." ”

Who is the "Three Heroes of Los Santo", can he still not know?

In this world, they are just "actors suspected of having an affair with gang members".

In the world of "Love Him Five", three of these four are peerless fierce men who have destroyed many gangs, dared to rob the US Reserve, dared to kill FIB agents and the rich.

Even the tall black young man Rama was a macho man who pulled out a gun without saying a word in that game.

Thankfully, this is not that world.

"By the way, when does the Oscars start?"

"Tonight. Su Mulin turned around and walked out, "It's still too late to go, I've already asked the Tiffany branch here to prepare your size suit, let's go and see if it fits first." ”

So after saying goodbye to the reluctant Sheriff Nick, they rushed to the Tiffany store to try on clothes.

It's also funny to say that Sheriff Nick is very envious of the safety of the domestic police, and he also grabbed them and asked them if they would accept him if they changed jobs.

The police in China are actually very hard, but at least ...... You won't just go to the police and you might be shot indiscriminately.

............

He changed into a suit, combed his hair back and even wore a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his face.

Fang Bei smacked his lips: "How much do you like white?"

That's right, the eldest lady prepared a whole set of milk-white suits for him, as well as a pair of white calfskin shoes.

"I want you to take care of it. The eldest lady crossed her arms over her chest, looked up and down for a moment, and nodded with satisfaction, "Yes, it looks like a human touching a dog." ”

"Okay. Fang Bei took out a cigarette, and then saw the no-smoking sign hanging in the store, and he stuffed the cigarette back again.

"Who do you think wants to see me?"

"Tom Smith, the most recent director of the two-time Oscar, is known as the most successful commercial director of modern cinema, with a cumulative box office of more than 5 billion US dollars, and is a super director standing at the top of Hollywood. ”

"Hmm, then why does this super director want to see me as a little-known Chinese film director?"

"He's going to buy our rights. ”

"What?"

"The copyright of the film adaptation of "Captain China". The corners of the eldest lady's mouth were slightly upturned, and her eyes were glowing with excitement, "He said that he wants to remake our "Captain China"!

"Forehead ......"

Captain America?!

Fang Others fainted.