Chapter Fifty-Six: I'm in the United States, I've just gotten off the plane
In the end, Fang Bei still didn't see the Tom Smith with the very popular name.
There's no way, he's a big director, and he's a big director of commercial films.
Then in this Hollywood, socializing is indispensable.
In the afternoon, Fang Bei, who was nested in the hotel, was idle and bored and opened Weibo.
He first logged in his tuba - "Great Onmyoji - the strongest paramecium".
The number of fans has come to the value of 800,000.
How to say it, probably because "Captain China" is being screened, this number has also been repeatedly pulled out and whipped to the corpse.
@ไป็ไบบไธ่ฎกๅ ถๆฐ, most of them are cynical, and there are even many who scold him for being a water army.
There are also quite a few who invited him to join the group - those are all trolls organizations.
There are even a few people who sincerely regard him as an idol.
These are all different types of black powder.
Fang Bei just clicked on the private message, and the phone was stuck for almost ten seconds.
As a man with a mature mind and nerves as hard as steel, Fang Fang did not show these insults lightly, he was not at all unmoved and unmoved.
So he decided to change his number.
Toggle to log in to the "Director's Section" account.
This number has been marked with the big V.
The introduction above is-
Words like "the father of superhero cinema and the master of postmodernist cinema".
There are also a lot of private messages, but this time the content of praise and admiration occupies the majority.
Fang Bei is also breezy and calm, and there is no turmoil in his heart.
He glanced at the number of followers.
One million and eighty thousand.
For an account that has never posted on Weibo, so many live fans are not less.
Idle and bored, he posted his first Weibo.
[I'm in the U.S., and I've just gotten off the plane. The black brothers here are really hospitable, so it's best not to come if everyone is fine. ใ
As soon as Weibo was posted, the comments below grew at a rate visible to the naked eye.
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"Fang Dao! I want Angel's autograph!"
"Director Fang! The media said that "Captain China" has been nominated for several Oscars, which is true!"
"Director Fang, I'm your fan, please write two more songs for us Lun Lun!"
"Director Fang, what superhero do you want to make in your next movie!
......
The list goes on and on.
Don't smile slightly, brother's appeal is still quite strong.
In this way, when the next movie is finished and retired, maybe you can still sell something on Weibo.
After all, many of the traffic stars and riot fighters in his previous life also relied on this to make black money.
It feels very funny.
So on impulse, Fang Bei picked a few comments and replied.
For example-
"Fang Dao, Fang Dao, Is the United States really so corrupt? I heard that there is an X-Dress Dance Club over there? When will Fang Dao give us a live broadcast?"
Fang Bei replied: "It's boring, it's ugly." But the figure is really good, but the chest is too fake, and it looks like it's bulging. And most of them have anterior pelvic tilt, so it is not recommended to come. โ
But ordinary people can't get in.
With this kind of oriental face, those clubs are generally not hosted.
Unless an acquaintance brings it in.
Have you ever thought about which female star will be the unspoken rule after winning the award?"
Fang Bei replied: "No, the crooked melons and cracked dates, the skin on the face is corroded by cosmetics, and I am timid and afraid of the dark." Ever since I was a child, I didn't eat black vegetables, and I only ate soy sauce. โ
Don't be afraid of offending people, anyway, he doesn't plan to contact those female stars in the entertainment industry.
Chatting, of course, how to have fun.
............
In the next room, Su Mulin gritted her teeth and looked at Fang Bei's reply.
What does it mean that the chest is bulging and the pelvis is tilted forward? Doesn't this mean that you are completely staring at other people's figures!
And you are so conscious, and you told me that you were drunk and brought in?
It's clear that you followed the others in!
Fang Bei is on the hot search again.
It's not because he "lost contact with the female ticket in Los Angeles", nor because he was "suspected of discriminating against Uncle Black".
The hot search is the sentence at the beginning of his Weibo.
"People in the United States, just got off the plane".
This sentence is a total of eight words.
At first glance, it looks like nothing, but when you taste it carefully, you can feel a strong sense of pretending.
Many netizens started chatting with others with this sentence......
"Man in the United States, just got off the plane. โ
"I'm in Fuso, and I've just gotten out of bed. โ
"I'm in Zambia, and I've just come off Uncle Black's back. โ
"Man on the moon, just got off the rocket. โ
"People in the Sahara have just come down ...... it! I'm running away!"
This is just like the two sentences "Where are you, I'll pick you up by car" and "No way, you have to work hard to make money for decoration" when you say goodbye to a blind date.
Without a trace, he showed off the fact that he had a car and a house.
It's the same with this sentence.
"People in America"?
Why are people in the United States?
Because it's going to be an Oscar.
Why am I going to be at the Oscars? Why can't you old filmmakers who look down on my films be at the Oscars?
Do you need to ask?
Because my other movies are better than yours!
It's really nothing.
Wealth does not return to the hometown, just like a brocade at night.
If you are awesome, you have to pretend to be forced, which is a matter of course.
But the most annoying thing about Fang Bei is the second half of the sentence.
"Just got off the plane"?
You just got off the plane and were busy posting Weibo to show off?
How, show off that you can go to the Oscars?
It's the same as if we can't go.
Oh, we really can't go......
This is the opinion of the older generation of domestic filmmakers who have criticized other films before......
"I don't know how to advance or retreat! I am arrogant and arrogant! I will be banned! I must be banned!"
"Blocked? Standing behind the people is Suying, Su Shi, Su Zhe, and the Su Group. If you want to ban him, I'm afraid you'll be forced to change careers before you can ban him. Who wants to change careers?
"What should we do then? Let's just watch this kid ride on top of us and show off his might?"
"If you want to destroy it, you must first inflate it! Look, there will be a day when he will be killed. If he doesn't make his next movie, I'll see how he gets off the stage!"
"And what if he makes superhero movies in a row?"
"He can't keep shooting this...... He doesn't have any pursuits?"
"Then if you really keep filming him, shoot him for a decade or two, what should we do? By then, our old arms and legs will probably have already been buried in the ground. โ
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They are collectively self-defeating.
"Wait and see! He will win the Oscar?
............
Don't know anything about it.
He didn't want to pretend to be forced, because his purpose was to make his movie hit the streets.
That's why he wants to make a literary film in the next part.
The reason why he said that sentence was because he wanted to be a porter of the original world stalks.
He wants to play with memes, but no one in this world can catch it.
He's very uncomfortable, so he has to spread the meme first.
At the end of the day, he's just trying to pass the time when he's bored.
And the time of boredom passed quickly.
At eight o'clock in the evening, Su Mulin knocked on the door of Fangbie's house.
It's time for them to go to the Dolby Theatre.
PS: As someone who has never been to the Oscars, I frantically checked the information for a day today.
Then I changed the rules for the Oscar-winning films.
The original Oscar shortlisted films were only eligible if they were staged from January 1 to December 31 of the previous year.
I moved that time back by a day.
The first time I wrote about urban entertainment, it was really difficult. And what I wrote belongs to a more alternative kind of entertainment, and I don't have much experience to learn from.
I had to rely on my intuition, which is one of the few talents to support the scene.