Chapter 709: Pickpockets? No! I'm a sports commentator!
"Focus Interview" is over, I don't know how the audience feels, anyway, Bai Song has been "tortured", and he said on the spot that his heart is furious, and he will definitely take the initiative to stay three meters away from him when he sees Su Luo in the future!
Of course, it's just a joke by the host, and the audience shuddered, this is just a performance, and the pickpockets in reality will only be more ruthless.
This performance is so educational, you can't believe it if you don't let you see it, it's really so divine that you will be stripped naked without even realizing it.
Weibo is extremely lively, and Su Luo is on the hot search again.
"So you're such a pit master!"
"The pit master is so powerful, he can do anything!"
"Eh, how did that wallet pit owner steal it?"
"It's so good to steal the watch, I went back and looked at it several times, and the pit owner grabbed Bai Song's hand, and then took it off in an instant, and took it with him instantly behind Bai Song, so fast! I don't know if I don't play it back!"
"Also, how the phone was stolen, I looked at it many times, and I only found out after staring at the pit owner's hand the whole time!"
"Actually, it's just a magic trick, it's just a diversion of attention, it's not clever!"
"Hey, I can't stand you like this kind of hindsight, as if you understood everything, then let me ask you a question, every time the pit master appears, there will be easter eggs, what is the easter egg this time?
Have you ever noticed that when the pit owner comes up with black shoes and when he goes down with white sneakers, have you ever noticed that when the pit master raises his index finger and says, 'The human spirit does not pay equal attention to everything it senses' and then takes out a balloon and blows it up for an experiment, there is a girl in the background who is messing in and eating a banana in the background before leaving?
What kind of nonsense is the pit master? He said that if you do an experiment, you will burst a balloon? Are you stupid?"
“......”
"it!"
"Really!"
"The great god is awesome!"
"Kneel down for the big guy!"
"Heh, have you all forgotten that the pit master is a magician?
'Su Luo's card effect' is still an unsolved mystery in the magic world, troublesome, some self-righteous people don't pretend to be forced in front of the pit owner, people just show their hands to do public welfare and let you go out to be vigilant, he should be happy, his face can be swollen for you! Don't call me a god, I also replayed it several times before I found out, the pit master is really powerful. ”
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Revealing the secret or not, it is generally something that curious people love to do, and the little fan girl's mind is obviously much simpler.
"Shuai blew up, Shuai blew up, the pit owner blew up, when I encountered a pickpocket like the pit owner, I was powerless to resist, I scared the old lady to death, and quickly looked at my ** is still there!"
"Ahh
"I don't know if the pit owner is the king of pickpockets, but he is definitely a heart thief, and he stole people's hearts in one fell swoop!"
"Hahaha!"
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The Internet is very burning and explosive, Weibo and Moments of friends have been blown up, the online media are all reporting, and the "Focus Interview" interview is the focus, and at this moment, this column has become the focus again.
Netizens continued to discuss it, and in a news center on the other side, Su Luo looked helpless:
"Hey, why are you so far away from me?
Uncle you, who dares to get too close to you now? consciously step back three meters and keep your distance.
Lin Jun sighed, in a different realm, there will be completely different reactions to the things he sees, Su Luo's performance is very exciting, the outside world, the content of this issue of "Focus Interview" has become the focus in a second, maybe tomorrow the commentators of the People's Daily will quote his performance today to publish an article to reflect and promote the people's anti-pickpocketing awareness.
All netizens were impressed by Su Luo's "theft" technique, fascinated by him, and deeply understood the horror of pickpockets, and went out with more eyes.
And what about the rest?
Isn't it another way to remind yourself, I'm Su Luo, you can't afford to mess with me! Stay away from Lao Tzu, otherwise you won't have any underwear left!
Who is swimming naked when the tide goes out?
Glance.
"Where are we going to go next?"
Su Luo stretched.
Only those who are ignorant and blind will say: "Director Su, it's not too early for you to look at the time, or we think of this today?"
"What's the matter? It's only past 8 o'clock, and you're sleepy?
Lin Jun glared at him and said, his eyes were clear: You go, you go, you go, you don't have to come back tomorrow if you leave now!
Su Luo ignored the executive who was scared and sweaty, and patted Lin Jun's shoulder with a smile and said:
"Lao Lin, I've seen it in the news center, why don't we go to the sports program center to have a look?"
"Okay, Director Su's proposal is good. ”
"Well, is there any program going on at the Sports Center?"
"Yes, I'll take a look, well, today's live broadcast of the tennis program is almost over, there is the finals of the World Table Tennis Championships at 9 o'clock, China against Japan. ”
"Yo ho, it's a coincidence, I always like table tennis, our national sport, that's called a ruthless, it's all proud!"
"What, do you like table tennis too?"
"I like it so much, I won't tell you, I have a dream when I was a child, to be a table tennis player, determined to win glory for the country, and I also won the first place in the local primary school table tennis league!
It's just that this athletic talent is really a bit poor, and when I grow up, I have a dream, I can't be a table tennis player, but as a table tennis game commentator, maybe I can do it......"
"You will too, sports commentators are very professional!"
"Just kidding, I'm not a pickpocket, that's all bragging, my real identity is a sports commentator, whether it's basketball, football, tennis, badminton or table tennis, that's my unique skill. ”
"Is that true?"
"Seriously!"
"Sure enough?"
"Sure enough!"
"Then you really have to try, dreams can't just dreams, you have to practice, practice brings true knowledge, Director Su, why don't you try it?
"Aha, it's easy to say, but please let me be the commentator, cough cough, I'm very valuable, this appearance fee?"
"You can drive it casually!"
"I want to eat charcoal-grilled oysters, as well as grilled lobster, don't you mind, my mouth is a little picky, generally lobsters under two kilograms, I just don't feel like it's enjoyable, I can't feel good, you know?"
Lin Jun turned his head a little: Hey, whoever is who, it's you, go pack it for me now, remember, two kilograms of lobsters are too small, get a few four-kilogram lobsters!
Su Luo: "Ouch, how embarrassing is this, I'll just tell you, you are still serious." ”
Lin Jun: "Hey, it's a little thing. ”
The two of them hooked their shoulders and walked all the way, leaving only the one who was named, standing in the same place and messy in the wind!
"This ......"
Oh, my God!
What's the situation!
Don't ask what the situation is, Director Lin's murderous eyes are very clear, now his task is to find a lobster of more than four kilograms, if you can't find it, you don't have to go to work tomorrow......
On the Internet, netizens are still discussing Su Luo's "messing in" into "Focus Interview", and Tianxiu's pickpocketing is unique.
But when the clock turned to 9 o'clock, the topic on Weibo changed instantly!
"It's a dead day, the pit owner is out again, Ni Meng is watching the sports channel!"
"What?"
"Pit... The pit owner reappeared on the sports channel, repeating, the pit master !! on the sports channel"
"Wow~!!!!"
"The pit owner is messing in again, this time it's a sports channel!"
"What the hell?"
"Don't worry about the hell, go and see!"
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