On TV,

The host Bai Song invited a mysterious guest-Su Luo.

Fans' eyes are wide-eyed, this issue of "Focus Interview" is about anti-pickpocketing, what is the matter with the pit owner?

"This ...... The pit master comes out to make a guest appearance as a host, forget it, what is this going to do?"

"Uh...... Isn't the pit master going to tell a serious joke (selling cuteness) this time?"

"I don't understand, anyway, I'm here to see the pit master, huh, the pit owner's dress is so casual, the big brother next door feels woody, and the plaid scarf is super warm!"

"I really don't understand the psychology of you little fan girls, and I don't understand why this show invites the pit owner to come over, I've watched the brave deeds of the Dalian anti-pickpocketing plainclothes police for almost 20 minutes, why did the pit owner suddenly come out, is the pit owner also a victim?

"Hahaha, I think so too, the pit owner may have been picked up, come up and talk about the experience of being pickpocketed. ”

Fans are talking.

Bai Song puffed up his palms and got up, walked to the front and shook hands and said, "Hello Luoshen, welcome to the focus interview." ”

Su Luo: "Hello Brother Song, hello audience friends. ”

Bai Song hurriedly waved his hand: "Ouch, don't don't, I'm your super little fan brother, really, just call me Brother Song." ”

The audience is so happy, Brother Song?

Inadvertently sold a cute.

In fact, the hosting style of "Focus Interview" is very serious and rigorous, but Bai Song has no choice but to let Su Luo do this and wait for him to open the topic.

Because, not only the audience was stunned, but the host Bai Song himself was also confused, and he didn't know why Su Luo wanted to come up and what he was going to do, and Su Luo and his so-called "RE draft" were actually talking nonsense, and they didn't say anything about the show, so Bai Song was actually very panicked now.

Su Luo: "That's right, the content of our program today is, anti-pickpocketing." So I would like to ask, Brother Song, have you ever met a pickpocket? In real life, have you ever been stolen by a pickpocket? ”

Bai Song said honestly: "I haven't encountered it in real life. ”

Su Luo: "Then you are lucky today, you have met the first pickpocket in your life now, and I am a pickpocket." ”

Spectator:

"Huh?"

"What the hell, you're a pickpocket?"

"What kind of medicine is sold in the pit master's gourd?"

"What does the pit master do?"

Bai Song shook his head violently: "Believe it or not, I believe you when you say you will hold a concert with me on the spot, if you are a pickpocket, then"

Su Luo: "Brother Song, pickpockets won't tell you that he is a pickpocket, just like a spy, give you a spy, you don't know he's a spy, will he come over and tell you, I'm a spy, I know where the leader of the terrorist organization is hiding, just hide diagonally opposite the Beijing Department Store!"

Why do I dare to tell you today that I am a pickpocket, because I am not your average pickpocket, but the king of pickpockets!"

Spectator:

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Come on, come on, you keep blowing!"

......

"Pickpockets are commonly known as thieves, each place has a different name, Beijingers are called 'Lao Rong', 'Buddha', southerners are called 'meddling', 'fitter', 'God of Wealth', and the gang is called 'Wenque', and the target of pickpockets is generally called 'sheep', Brother Song, you are now a 'sheep', come, audience, please invite the victim to appear!"

Su Luo stretched out his hand to let the confused Bai Song take a step forward, he didn't tell Bai Song what he was going to do beforehand, because he didn't want him to have any effect for the show, he told him in advance that he was going to steal him, his vigilance would increase, and if he found that his things were missing, he wouldn't say it on purpose, so it was actually acting, and it would be unnatural to act.

So Su Luo didn't mention this at all when he chatted with Bai Song before, just made sure that he had something in his pocket, and now Bai Song was dizzy, and this state was the best.

In the monitoring room, a group of bigwigs were excited like children, staring at the screen, they knew what Su Luo was going to do, and he was still attacked.

"It's coming, it's coming!"

"He's going to start, bystander Qing, this time we have to take a good look at how he stole it!"

"Poor white pine, I don't know what I'm going to go through, haha!"

"Shh

On the screen, Su Luo began!

"In our pickpocket world, there are a lot of black words in the industry, how do you say if you want to pick up the upper pocket of your jacket?" Su Luo put his hand on the upper pocket of Bai Song's suit, and then explained without waiting for him to answer: "The pocket of the moving jacket is called 'open the skylight'! The trouser pocket is called "go down to the ground", like this jacket is called "go up to the third floor". ”

"The upper and lower pockets are called 'upper second floors', and Beijing's 'Lao Rong' loves to be called 'Plains Battle'!"

Immediately after that, Su Luo suddenly sped up, and said that his right hand pulled up Bai Song's left hand and put it aside, and with a flick of his very skillful left fingers, the button of Bai Song's jacket was unbuttoned!

"Wow~~!!"

"It's a good show, how did you do it, just flick the jacket button and open it?"

Everyone's attention was on this action, and no one noticed that Su Luo was already starting to untie Bai Song's watch, including Bai Song himself, who showed off his scalp a little numb with this flick of his fingers.

And Su Luo's mouth continued to explain,

"The inner pocket of the jacket is called 'flap', also called 'eating inside', Brother Song, do you have anything in your inner pocket?"

Bai Song: "Yes, there is a wallet. ”

Su Luo reached in and took it out, and with the other hand was secretly untying Bai Song's suit and tie: "Brother Song, no wonder you haven't been picked, it's difficult to pick up the inner pocket, it's safer to put the wallet in the jacket and the inner pocket, it's right to put the wallet here, safe!"

Saying that, the wallet was stuffed back into the inner pocket, and at this time, a fake release, when the hand came out, he took out the wallet again, and the other hand took off the pen that Bai Song was wearing on his chest, and at the same time let Bai Song turn around and continue to explain.

"Then the "first floor" is to pick up the trouser pocket, and the "horse queen" is the back pocket of the trousers, okay, having said so much, Brother Song, now you should know, I am a pickpocket, right?"

I showed off my wallet to the audience again, and his wallet is in my hand!

"Wow~~!"

"This ...... How to do it. ”

"Wallet! What's wrong with the wallet in the hands of the pit owner!"

The audience was dumbfounded and screamed!

And when Bai Song turned back to face the audience head-on, Su Luo posted a golden pen behind his right shoulder!

The audience collectively covered their mouths, in disbelief, this!

It's just pediatrics, Su Luo's "nonsense" is over, start the show!

Bai Song still shook his head: "This secret word is useless, if you search for everything on the Internet, it doesn't mean that you are a pickpocket." ”

Su Luo smiled: "Brother Song, have you noticed that the pen on your chest is missing, well, golden, it should be very valuable." ”

Bai Song covered his left chest, looked down, and sure enough!

"Wow, when are you!"

"Ahem, na, return you, bring it with you!" Su Luo put the pen back in its place, "Actually, it's not just the pen, Brother Song, what about your wallet?"

"My money...... The wallet is gone!"

Bai Song hurriedly opened his coat to check the inner pocket, only to find that he didn't know when the wallet was picked up, and he was confused, and his action was to send, Su Luo took off the pen again, and at the same time shifted everyone's attention to Bai Song's right side: "Wallet, wallet is under your armpit!"

"Oh oh ~ ~~~!"

"Handsome!"

"Hahahaha, that's amazing!"

The audience is boiling!

Su Luowu returned to the original owner: "Okay, I will return it to you, so the wallet must be kept well." ”

The second time he pretended to return it, and used the same technique again, the wallet still came out when the hand came out, this time Su Luo did not show the wallet to the audience, but showed off the pen, attracting Bai Song's gaze, so that he had no time to check the wallet in the inner pocket.

"Brother Song, your fountain pen must be very expensive, it is a magic pen that can fly, you see it flew into my hand again!"

"Ahhhhh.....h

"Don't be surprised, have you noticed that you have ...... in your trouser pocket?"

Bai Song was dumbfounded, and hurriedly rummaged through his pockets, and at this time, Su Luo pulled down the tie that had just been untied with a set of movements, turned around and put it around his neck, and Bai Song, who found that the phone was gone, was completely confused: "My mobile phone!"

Su Luo: "Hey, don't panic, I just picked up a mobile phone on the side of the road, I don't know if it's yours." ”

Bai Song took the phone and looked loveless: "How fast are your hands!"

And the audience all laughed, they could see very clearly that Su Luo took off his tie, and he didn't know it yet!

"Well, here you get to the point, the pickpocket's hand is fast, but sometimes it doesn't need to be fast, because the human spirit doesn't pay equal attention to everything it senses.

What does this mean, for pickpockets, distraction is more important than hand speed, so, let's do an experiment on the spot, here's a balloon. ”

Su Luo took out a balloon, blew it up, let Bai Song hold it in both hands and put it on his chest, ran behind Bai Song, helped his glasses and said, "You look at this balloon now, and then pop it!"

"Pinch... I'm most afraid of this thing. ”

"Don't be afraid, it's not a bomb, it's ready!" Su Luo lifted Bai Song's glasses again,

"Three, two, one!"

The moment the balloon burst, Su Luo took off Bai Song's glasses, the magic was not this action, because everyone was there, the magic was that Bai Song didn't notice it at all, his glasses were taken off, and it was in front of everyone!

"Yet... And then what?"

"And then you didn't notice that you were missing something, like?"

The audience looked anxious: glasses, ouch glasses, your glasses pit owner has brought it!

However, what Su Luo showed out was a wallet: Brother Song, your wallet.

At this time, the audience was also stunned, and they were all screaming: "Ahhhh

No... No, when was the wallet stolen again, and it was obviously returned!

It's terrifying!

Bai Song is about to collapse: "This... What does it mean to be unguardable, and what else is there?"

Su Luo: "Oh, please take your phone too." ”

Bai Song wants to cry without tears, when will the mobile phone ...... again?

"I'm ......!"

Su Luo: "Ahem, it's actually all hallucinations, I'm a magician, I can do hypnosis, have you noticed that your vision is suddenly blurred? Maybe I just overworked, and now my own vision is blurred, you really don't feel it?"

Only then did Bai Song realize that he screamed violently: "My glasses, how can I ...... I didn't feel it at all. ”

Su Luo: "Ahem, Brother Song, your glasses are too high to use, so I'll give it back to you, so now, you should believe that I'm a pickpocket, right?"

Bai Song collapsed: "I feel like nothing in my body is mine now. ”

Su Luo: "Then you can see if my tie is yours." ”

Bai Song: "...... W......hen, when can you steal this?

Su Luo snorted and smiled: "Otherwise, how dare you say that you are the king of pickpockets? Okay, audience, remind you again, when you go out, you must be cautious and report your belongings, is the show time almost over, Brother Song." ”

Su Luo rolled up his sleeves as he spoke, signaling that he wanted to time with Bai Song, Bai Song was still stunned, so he rolled up his sleeves as he did, and then, there was no more.

"Ah~~~~!"

A terrifying scream exploded!

"I don't take you to play like this, this is my watch, when will it ......"

Bai Song had already begun to doubt his life, and he scratched his hair frantically.

The audience is going crazy, when did Bai Song's watch come into Su Luo's hand, and he didn't find out at all!

"Okay, I've returned it to you now, make sure I haven't lost anything again, right?" the third floor, the second floor, the inner arms, the first floor, the front of the horse, the back of the horse, the wallet, the mobile phone, the tie, the pen, the watch, all ha. ”

"This time it's really Qi, and it's really eye-opening, so, when you go out, you must be careful, and once again remind the audience to be vigilant, otherwise, if you encounter a powerful pickpocket, your belt will be stolen, and you don't even know what's going on, okay, thank you, Brother Song, thank you, you can go back to your seat." ”

"I... I'm weak now, I can't walk, it's terrible, I think if I meet a pickpocket like you, I'm ....."

Bai Song cried to the camera and described his mood at the moment, before turning around, Su Luo also turned around and made a very helpless expression at the camera, only to see him spread his hands and show off the belt that he had just pulled out when he was confirmed!

"Wow~!"

"Ahh

"Belt!"

"When!"

"It's really a belt that can be stolen!"

"Oh my God!"

What does it mean to be scared silly, that's it, apart from screaming, the audience doesn't know how to react, classmate, have you experienced despair?

"Eh, Brother Song, don't forget your belt. ”

Su Luo shouted with a grin.

Bai Song looked back, dumbfounded! looked down, touched his waist with his hand, and collapsed!

The whole person sat on his knees and couldn't say a word!

"Okay, thank you, I'm Su Luo, say important things three times, remind you again, go out, stay vigilant, real pickpockets, not as kind as me!"

Su Luo retreated, and Bai Song sat back in front of the anchor desk, shocked, and took a deep breath and said:

"You let me slow down, really, let me slow ......"

At this moment, the audience also wants to slow down, otherwise the mood will not be calm at all!

Picking up a wallet and stealing a mobile phone is really just a pediatric, you may not know if you take off your glasses in front of your eyes, stealing a watch is really like playing, taking away a suit and tie is nothing, and the belt of your pants is picked up on the spot, and the parties have no response, and their scalp is numb by the show!

Suddenly feel that my ** is unsafe.....

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