The cuckoo looked at the two of us with a funny expression, but she didn't speak!

We went into the kitchen, and I asked her very quietly if she could speak, and she said, yes, sooner or later!

That afternoon she took me to meet the other members of the orchestra, and she told them that I played the flute like a natural sound, so why not let me perform tonight!

One of the guys asked me what music I liked to play the most, and I said idiot music, and he said he didn't seem to hear what I said, and Cuckoo immediately interjected, "It doesn't matter, he'll be able to keep up with us when he's used to hearing our stuff!"

So, that night I performed with the orchestra, and everyone said that I was very contributing! I was very happy to be able to sit there and watch the cuckoos sing and fly all over the stage!

On Monday, I decided to sit in on Dr. Ecstasy's class, "Brain-Dead Characters in Literature"!

The name is enough to make me feel a little remarkable!

"Today," Dr. Shaking Pills said to the class, "we have a guest who will come in from time to time to sit in on this class!

Everyone turned to me, and I waved slightly!

"Brain-dead," said Dr. Ecstasy, "has played an important role in history and literature for many years! I think you've all heard of the old country idiots, who were usually some kind of imbecile who lived in the countryside!

He was often the object of ridicule and contempt! Later, a custom was formed among the royal family and nobles, to raise a courtier in front of him and do something to please the imperial family and nobles!

In many cases, this one is actually a brain-dead or imbecile, and in others, he's just a clown or a funny figure!"

After he said this for a long time, I gradually felt that the brain-dead was obviously not just a useless person, he was born into the world for a purpose, a bit like what Tarzan said, and this purpose was to make people laugh! At least it's a credit!

"The literati put a fool in the book in order to," said Dr. Shaking Football, "the strategy of using puns, so that they can make the fool look foreign, and at the same time make the reader understand the deeper meaning of stupidity!

Hearing this, I was a little confused!

Anyway, Mr. Shaking Heads says, and to illustrate what he means, we're going to play a scene in which there's a fool, a crazy man in disguise, and a really crazy king!

He wants a guy named Baibai to play the crazy man Brainless, and a girl named Sisi to play the fool!

Another guy named Mosquito plays the role of the mad prince, and then he says, "Zhou Bo, why don't you play the role of Dumb Baron?"

Mr. Shaking Head said that he would borrow a few stage props from the Drama Department, but he asked us to prepare our own costumes so that the performance would be more "realistic"!

I'm wondering, how did I get into this thing? I really don't know!

At the same time, our orchestra "Dire Jiao" has developed a little!

A guy flew in and listened to our show and said that he was going to arrange for us to go into the studio to record a tape and show our music!

Everyone was excited, including the cuckoo, and me, of course!

That guy's name is Mr. Turboby!

He said that if we were to be the most sought-after thing since the invention of nighttime baseball!

Mr. Turbo said, "All we have to do is sign a piece of paper and we can start making money!"

Our keyboardist, Bug, has been teaching me a little bit how to play the flute, and the drummer Firebird has also made me play his drums once in a while!

Learning to play these instruments is fun, and so is my flute! I practice every day, and the orchestra performs every night at the Pit Daddy Club!

One day I came home from class and Cuckoo was sitting on the couch alone!

I asked her where the poison had gone, and she said, "!"

I asked her why, and she said, "Because he's not a good thing like everyone else," and I said, "Why don't we go out to dinner and talk about it?"

Naturally, most of the words are what she is saying, but in fact, they are all a bunch of complaints against men!

She said that we men are "lazy, selfish, despicable, and liars!"

I said, "Don't do this, cuckoo! It's nothing! That poisonous piercing doesn't look like a guy who is right for you, sitting there all day long or something!"

She said, "Yes, Zhou Bo, maybe you're right! I want to go home now!"

We'll go back!

When I got home, the cuckoo began to undress! She took off only her underwear, and I sat on the sofa trying not to pay attention, but she came over and stood in front of me, and she said, "Zhou Bo, I want you to be nice to me!"

Now you can knock me unconscious with a feather! I just sat there, staring at her dumbfounded!

So she stood next to me and touched my pants, and the next thing I knew was that she had taken off my shirt and was hugging me and kissing me or something!

At first it felt a little weird, because she took the initiative!

Of course, I dreamed of this moment, but it was not what I expected!

But then, uh, I guess what was going on overwhelmed me, and my expectations didn't matter, because we were rolling on the couch and our clothes were almost stripped off, and then Cuckoo took off my panties, and her eyes widened, and she said, "Wow—look at that thing!"

She caught me, just like Miss Cauliflower that day, but the cuckoo never told me to close my eyes, so I didn't close my eyes!

Well, we did all sorts of things that afternoon that I never dreamed of!

We rolled all over the living room and into the kitchen -- breaking furniture, knocking things over, tearing down curtains, messing up carpets, and even accidentally turning on the TV!

It turns out to be working in the sink, but don't ask me how it happened!

After the incident, the cuckoo just lay down like that, looking at me for a long time, and said, "Damn, Zhou Bo, where have you been in my life?"

"I'm there," I said!

Naturally, the situation between Cuckoo and me was a little different after that!

We started sleeping together, which I thought was weird at first, but I'm definitely getting used to it!

From time to time, the cuckoo would pass by me, rub my hair, or scratch the nape of my neck with his fingers!

My world changed suddenly.

It seems like my life has just begun, and I'm the happiest guy in the world!

"Alas, alas, alas!" sighed the Lady Long, "the two naughty little ones are gone! the three obedient little ones are still left! I think we had better get out of here as much as we can, lest we lose another one!"

"But, Miss Dragon," asked Clumsy anxiously, "will the gluttonous ghost be able to recover or will it become a berry?"

"They're going to squeeze all her juice out in no time!" Ms. Long announced, "they're going to roll her into that juicer, and she'll be as thin as a flute when she comes out!"

"But will she still be blue?" asked Stupid!

"She's going to be red!' said Lady Dragon, "she's bright red from head to toe! But you can see now!

"If you hate chewing gum so much," said the brain idiot, 'then why do you produce it in your castle?'

"I hope you don't talk so much anymore," said Lady Long, "I don't want to hear a word from you anymore, come on! let's go! follow me!

As she spoke, she hurried through the room to the other end of the room, where there was a small inconspicuous door behind the dense pipes and stoves, and she went out through it, followed by the three remaining girls—Peacock White, Brain Idiot, and Stupid—and five adults!

Clumsy found that they were in a long violet corridor again, and from this corridor there were many corridors that were also violet!

Ms. Long rushed forward as she galloped forward, turning left and then right and left a few corners, and Papa Bear said, "Don't let go of your hand, stupid!

Ms. Long said, "There's no time to hang out!

She hurried down the endless violet corridor, her large beige taper hat on top of her head, and the two garments of her red velvet tuxedo swaying behind her like flags in the wind!

They passed through a door in the wall!

"There's no time to go in!" said Ms. Long loudly, "Hurry up!

They passed through another door, and then two!

Now there is a door in this corridor almost every fifty or sixty meters, and each door has Yu written on it, and there are strange ding-dong sounds coming from a few doors, and a good smell escapes from the keyhole, and sometimes there are streams of steam of various colors spewing out from the cracks under the door!

Papa Bear and Dumb Bear were half-walking and half-running to catch up with Ms. Long, and despite their hurry, they were able to see what was written on many of the doors they passed!

There is a door that reads: Edible fruit juice fudge quilt!

"Fruit gummy quilts are so nice!" said Ms. Long as she hurried by, "When I put them on the market, they're going to be all the rage!

The next door reads: Lickable pencils for nursery!

"Lickable pencils, lovely materials!" cried Lady Long, rushing over again, "with fruit motifs on them—apples, grapes, pineapples, blueberries, and little monkey berries—"

"Little monkey berries?" asked the brain idiot!

"Don't interject!" said Ms. Long, "this wallpaper is printed with all these fruit patterns, and if you lick a banana, you will taste a banana! If you lick a blueberry pattern, you will taste a blueberry! and if you lick a little monkey berry, you will taste the real taste of a little monkey berry."

"But what does the little monkey berry taste like?"

"What are you muttering again," said Lady Long, "and talk louder next time!

The next door reads: Hot cones to eat on cold days!

"It's so useful in the winter," said Lady Long, continuing to hurry, "In the bitterly cold weather, the fiery cone will keep you very warm!

The next door reads: Cow with honey milk!

"Ah, my sweet heifer!" cried the dragon lady, "how I love these cows!"

"But why can't we go and see these cows?" Peacock Bai asked, "Why do we rush past so many lovely rooms without going in?"

'We'll stop then!'" shouted Lady Long, "Don't be so impatient!"

The next door reads: Lifting Coke!

"Hey, these Cokes are great!" exclaimed Lady Dragon, "and it's full of bubbles, and the bubbles are filled with special gases that have so much lift that drinking them will make you go off the ground like a balloon, and you go up until your head hits the ceiling, and then it stops there!"

"But how can I get down?" Ben asked!

"Obviously, you're going to have to burp," said Lady Long, "and if you hit a big hiccup hard, the gas will come out, and you'll come down!"

But don't drink it outdoors! If you drink it outdoors, God knows how high that gas will make you rise!

One time I drank some of this Coke to an old elf mini-man in the backyard, and she went up and disappeared! It's so sad that I haven't seen her since!"

"She's supposed to have hiccups," Stupid said!

"Of course she should have hiccup," said Lady Long, "and I stood there shouting, 'Hiccup, you stupid ass, hiccup, or you'll never come down again!'"

But she didn't hiccup, maybe she couldn't or didn't want to, I don't understand what's going on! Maybe she's too civilized, and she's on the moon right now!"

The next door reads: Dripping sugar cubes!

"Wait!" said Lady Long, stopping abruptly, "I'm so proud of the candy cubes I've been looking around!"

Let's take a look!"

The day has come for the genius Shakespear Killer class to stage a drama!

We're going to play a scene where the prince takes his fool to the ground, like a swamp or a field at home, and then a storm hits, and everyone runs into a broken house called a hut!

There's a guy in the hut who is called Crazy Brainless, but he's actually a crazy guy disguised as a man named Heartless because he was raped by his bastard brother!

At the same time, the king was completely insane by this time, and the missing eyes were pretending to be insane, and the fool certainly behaved like a fool!

I'm playing a dumb baron, he's a heartless father, and he's a normal person compared to these other grotesque characters!

The Shakespear Killer had made a hut out of a blanket or something, and he had built a wind-making machine to make the sound of a storm - a giant electric fan with strips of paper clipped to the blades of the fan with clothespins!

In short, the one who plays the prince appears in vain, he is wearing a burlap bag and a colander on his head!

The girl who played the fool had somewhere to get a fool's costume, a skullcap with a small bell tied to her head, and shoes with upturned toes on her feet! )