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"Oh my God, kid!" the glutton's mother suddenly screamed, staring at the gluttonous with wide eyes, "what's wrong with your nose!"
"Oh, don't make a noise, Mom, let me finish the pie!" said the glutton!
'It's turned blue!' screamed the glutton's mother, "your nose is blue!
"Your mother is right!" cried the gluttonous lady, "your nose is red!".
"What did you say?" The gluttonous asked, still chewing!
"Look at your cheeks!" exclaimed the gluttonous mother, "they're turning blue, too! and your chin! your whole face is blue!"
"Spit out that piece of gum right now!" ordered the Gluttonous Lady!
"Oh my God, save us!" cried the glutton's mother angrily, "this girl is blue and red, and the color of her hair has changed!
"I tell you that I haven't fully prepared it yet," Lady Long sighed and shook her head sadly!
"I don't care if you're worthy or not!" cried the gluttonous mother, "look at this girl!"
All the people stared at the glutton!
Her appearance has become so amazing and terrifying!
Her face, hands, legs, and neck, in fact, all the skin of her body, including her thick, thick curls, had all turned a vivid blue, the color of berry juice!
'Whenever I eat that sweet heart, there is always something wrong,' said Ms. Long with a sigh, 'It's the berry tart, but one day I'll solve it, wait and see!'
"Glutton," exclaimed the glutton's mother, "you're swollen all over!"
"I feel bad," said the glutton!
"You're swollen!" the glutton's mother screamed again!
"I can't tell how uncomfortable!" the gluttonous man gasped!
"I'm not surprised!" said the gluttonous ghost lady!
"Oh my God, child!" the gluttonous ghost's mother screamed in horror, "you are like only ∷dǐng∷diǎn∷小∷ said, .2●3.◇os_(); It's bulging like a balloon!"
"Like a berry," said Lady Long!
"Call the doctor!" shouted the gluttonous lady!
"Gotta poke with a needle!" said one father!
"Help her!" shouted the gluttonous mother, wringing her hands!
However, there was nothing she could do, and her body swelled rapidly, turning into a large blue ball in less than a minute—in fact, a giant berry—
The rest of the gluttonous ghost herself is only two tiny legs, two thin arms, protruding from this big round fruit, and her tiny head on the dǐng!
I don't have Cuckoo's address, only a post office box number, however, I have the name of the place where her orchestra performs!
It's called "Pit Daddy Club"!
I tried to get there from the train station, but I got lost again and again, and finally, I hailed a taxi!
It was afternoon and the club was empty, with only two drunks and half a bottle of stout left on the floor last night!
However, the guy behind the bar said, "The cuckoo will arrive around nine diǎn!"
I asked if I could wait for her, and the guy said, "Okay," and I sat for five or six hours to rest on both feet!
Closer to home, the place was getting full!
Most of the guests are young people who look like college students, but they are dressed like deformed people in juggling!
Everyone was wearing dirty blue jeans and shirts, all the boys were bearded and glasses, and all the girls' hair seemed like a bird was going to fly out at any moment!
In a moment, the orchestra takes the stage and sets up the instruments!
There were three or four guys in total, and they were holding that huge gadget and plugging it all over the place!
It's very different from the one we played at the college reunion!
Moreover, I didn't see the shadow of the cuckoo!
They set up the gadgets and started playing!
I'm telling you, friend: that's a noisy thing!
All kinds of colorful lights start flashing, and the music they perform is like the sound of jets taking off!
But the audience loved it, and when they were done, everyone cheered and shouted! And then a light fell on the stage, and there she was—the cuckoo!
She's not the same as the one I know!
For one, her hair was up to her buttocks, and she wore sunglasses indoors, still at night!
She was wearing jeans and a lot of metal hanging from her shirt, like a telephone terminal board!
The orchestra began to play again, and the cuckoo opened his mouth to sing!
She grabbed the microphone and danced around the stage, jumping and jumping, waving her arms and shaking her hair!
I tried to understand the lyrics, but the music was playing so loud that the drums were beating and the steel flute was rumbling, and the ceiling was about to fall! I thought to myself, what the hell is this?
After singing for a while, they rested for a while, and I got up to walk through the iron door that led to the backstage!
However, there was a guy standing at the iron gate, and he said I can't go in!
When I returned to my seat, I noticed that everyone was staring at my Marine uniform!
"You're dressed in a different outfit!" said one of them, and another said, "Get out!"
Another man said, "Is he a real person?"
I started to feel like an idiot again, so I walked straight outside, thinking maybe I could take a walk and figure it out!
I walked for about half an hour, and when I got back there, there was a long line of people waiting to get in!
I walked up to the front and tried to explain to the guy that my stuff was in there, but he told me to wait in the tail!
I think I was standing outside for about an hour, listening to the music coming out inside!
Honestly, it's nice to listen to that music from the outside!
Anyway, after waiting for a while, I got bored and went around an alley to the back of the club!
There were a few small stairs, and I just sat down and watched the rats chase each other through the garbage heaps!
My flute was in my pocket, so I took it out and blew it to pass the time!
I could still hear the music of the cuckoo's orchestra, and after a while I found that I could match them, as if I could use a flat semitone with a change stop!
I don't know how much time it took, but it didn't take long for me to be able to play on my own, to float to the major key, and unexpectedly, to play the tune on my own - as long as I didn't have to listen to it at the same time!
Suddenly, the iron door behind me slammed open, and the cuckoo was standing there!
I guess they're resting again, but I didn't care, keep blowing mine!
"Who's out there?" she asked!
"It's me!" I said, but the alley was dark, and she poked her head out of the iron door behind her, and said, "Who's playing the flute?"
I was embarrassed to get up because I was wearing a Marine uniform, but I said, "It's me!"
"Who is it?" she said!
"Zhou Bo!"
"Zhou Bo, Zhou Bo!" Suddenly, she rushed out of the iron door and threw herself into my arms!
"It always turned out to be like this," Lady Long sighed, "I've tried it on twenty elven mini-humans in the lab, and each time it ended up turning into a berry, it's nerve-wracking!"
I can't figure out what's going on!"
"But I don't want a berry to be a daughter!" cried the gluttonous mother, "and change her back to her original form at once!"
Ms. Long snapped her fingers, and suddenly ten elf mini-figures appeared beside her!
"Get Miss Gluttony out of the boat," she commanded them, "and get her to the juice room at once!"
"Juicing room?" The gluttonous mother asked aloud, "What did they get her there for?"
"Squeeze her dry," said Lady Long, 'and we'll have to squeeze the juice out of her at once!
But don't worry, dear gluttonous mother! we're going to fix her as a last resort! I'm sorry for this! I'm really—"
Ten elven mini-men rolled the huge berry on the floor of the creation room and rolled towards the door, which was the cheese pool, and the boat was parked on the pool!
The gluttonous ghost couple hurriedly followed! The rest of the people, including Little Ben Ben and Big Daddy Bear, stood there stunned, watching them leave!
"Listen!" whispered Clumsy, "Listen, Daddy!
The sound of these hundred elf mini-people singing together was so loud that the people in the room could hear it clearly:
"Dear friends, of course we agree, there is nothing worse than seeing that nasty imp.
She chews gum all the time, and we say that chewing gum will never be rewarded, and this hateful bad habit will definitely make her no good results!
Have any of you ever heard of a young lady named Glutton?
This nasty woman thinks it's amazing to chew gum and chew all day long!
She chews in the bathtub, she chews in the club dance, she chews in church, and she chews on the bus, it's ridiculous and ridiculous!
As long as there was no chewing gum to chew, she would put the lacquered cloth in her mouth and bite it, or catch something and bite something.
A pair of boots or a postman's ear, or someone else's underwear, she kept chewing, until at last the muscles of her face became so developed that it protruded from her face and big chin like a little organ!
Year after year she chewed a hundred in one day, until one summer evening, oh my God, something terrible happened!
Miss Gluttony went to bed very late, and for half an hour she lay there reading, still chewing and chewing in her mouth, like a big crocodile with a clockwork in its mouth.
Finally she put her gum into a special little tray, and the person fell back and slowly fell asleep.
It was strange at this time! Even though she had fallen asleep, her mouth kept chewing and chewing, chewing all night, even though there was nothing in her mouth!
You see, her mouth has developed a habit of chewing constantly!
In the dark of the night, I can hear it clearly, and it is terrible to chew so loudly!
This woman's deep, big mouth keeps opening and closing, snapping and snapping, snapping and snapping, biting faster and faster!
The sound went on and on without a break, until at last her jaws decided to stop, and chewed them down with a loud opening and biting her tongue in two.
After that, just to chew gum, Miss Glutton, who was always shut up and unable to speak, locked herself up in a nasty sanatorium, and spent her life like this.
That's why we're trying so hard not to let this gluttonous ghost lady in front of us suffer the same fate!
She's still so young, and she's too late to give her a chance to heal—
Cuckoo and I, we sat backstage and caught up until she had to perform on stage again!
She wasn't exactly out of school, she was dropped out of school because, one night they found her in a boys' room!
This kind of violation of school rules back then was to withdraw from school!
The flute player refused to be a soldier and fled to Canada, and the orchestra collapsed!
Cuckoo went to live in the violent state for a while, and put flowers in her hair, but she said that those people were a bunch of monsters, and they drank drugged all day, and then she met this guy, and she came to Fat Cow Town with him! They did some peaceful demonstrations and so on, but it turned out that he was gay, so she broke up with him, and then she followed a demonstrator who was playing for real, and the man made bombs and so on, and blew up buildings!
The relationship didn't work out either, and then she met a guy who was teaching at a gifted university, but he turned out to be a married man!
She joins the "Dire Jiao" band, where they play a new kind of music that is becoming quite popular around Fat Cow Town, and next week they are even going to Fortune City to record and prepare for a record!
She said that she was dating a genius who was a philosophy student, but I could go and live with them after the show tonight! I was very disappointed that she had a boyfriend, but I had nowhere to go, so I did it!
Her boyfriend's name is Poison Piercing!
He was small, weighing about 100 kilograms, with rubber mops in his hair and many beads around his neck, and when we arrived at the apartment, he was sitting on the floor, meditating like an Indian guru!
"Poison pierces the intestines," said the cuckoo, "this is Zhou Bo! he is an old friend of mine, and he will stay with us for a while!"
The poison pierced the intestines without saying a word, just waved his hand, as if the sect leader was blessing something!
The cuckoo had only one bed, but she made me a little bunk, and I slept there! It was no worse than many places I slept in the army, and much better than some!
On the morning of the third day, I got up, still sitting in the middle of the room meditating!
Cuckoo made me some breakfast, and then we sat there with Poison Piercing and she took me on a tour of the Hard-Shell Tower!
She said I had to get a new set of clothes, because the people here don't know what is going on and will think I'm trying to fool them!
So we went to a thrift store, I bought a jumpsuit and a jacket, changed in the store, and put the military uniform in a paper bag!
We're hanging out at the University of Genius, and Cuckoo actually meets the married killer she's dated before! she's still friendly to him, even though she privately calls him a "mean bastard"!
His name is Dr. Shakespear!
In short, he was very excited, because next week he was going to start a new course, a course that he had come up with alone!
I opened my mouth to say that it sounded like an interesting class, and he said, "Well, Zhou Bo, why don't you sit in for it? Maybe you'll like it!" )