Chapter 414: A Laugh
Although Wendou failed, King Ning had other preparations.
This time, King Ning not only brought the staff general of the seven provinces, but also brought the second-ranked deadly scholar sword in the "Weapon Spectrum"!
Since the civil fight is not good, then the martial arts!
All the audience knew that Tang Bohu's father lost to this scholar to kill the sword, and these two people had grievances and hatreds.
King Ning asked the fateful scholar to take out the emperor's "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost Map", and then, Mrs. Hua and the fateful scholar started a confrontation.
The fight was fierce, but that's what it was.
Concubine Wu finally felt that she could take a breath a little, and she was very tired of laughing all the time.
Then she realized that she was too naΓ―ve.
"Unrecognizable?"
If you get into the face of the foot, even your mother won't know you.
Qiu Xiang and a few maids were all hit beyond recognition.
Seeing that the goddess Qiuxiang turned into a pig's head, everyone was stunned!
"And such martial arts?"
"I'll go, that's too spoofing. β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"Give me back my goddess. β
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Do you think that's the end of it?
Not yet, Tang Bohu came back directly to beat Qiu Xiang.
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Everyone was confused.
Isn't Qiu Xiang the goddess of Tang Bohu? Why do you want to beat her?
An amazing thing happened, Qiu Xiang's appearance recovered after being beaten by Tang Bohu.
Boom!
Tang Bohu's feet soared into the air, turned around 360 degrees, and punched hard.
Qiu Xiang was sent far away, and when Qiu Xiang got up, the audience was shocked to find that Qiu Xiang seemed to be more beautiful.
"What's the situation?"
Many people are still a little confused.
Punching someone and still having a cosmetic effect?
Then I only listened to Tang Bohu explain: "Sister Qiuxiang, you just fell into the most vicious 'unrecognizable foot' on the rivers and lakes, and your situation is very dangerous, but fortunately, I used the long-lost mastery 'Return Me Drifting Fist' to help you get back to your original form." β
Everyone is speechless, the previous "unrecognizable feet" was already speechless, and now there is "return my drifting fist", this movie really has no lower limit at all.
"The name of this martial art ......"
"That's too spoofing, isn't it?"
"Eye-opening, eye-opening. β
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The Deadly Scholar and Mrs. Hua continued to fight, but it was obvious that Mrs. Hua was not the opponent of the Deadly Scholar, and at the critical moment, Tang Bohu stepped forward.
It's just that because of this, the "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost Picture" was destroyed.
Seeing that the "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost Map" given by the emperor was destroyed, King Ning was furious and was about to hold Washington responsible.
However, Tang Bohu said that the painting was fake, and the real "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost" was in Washington.
Qiu Xiang was very anxious: "What to do, what to do? It seems that I am the only one who paints one by myself." β
But the moment she turned her head, Qiu Xiang was stunned, she saw that Tang Bohu had finished painting.
This scene made the audience happy.
There were so many mistakes before, Qiu Xiang never knew Tang Bohu's identity, and now she finally knows.
Many people have substituted themselves into Tang Bohu, and when they saw Qiu Xiang's surprised appearance, they all felt cool from the bottom of their hearts, this is pretending to be forced to slap their faces.
Then King Ning went crazy.
And the way King Ning was mad was to take off his pants......
Many people are dumbfounded, this is really a fierce operation, a look at the record of zero bar five.
"Cover your face, cover your face!"
"This plot is really spicy to the eye. β
"It's shameless!"
"Oh my God, I can't put this movie into words. β
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Although the crisis of King Ning was resolved, Tang Bohu's identity was exposed, which was not good news for Tang Bohu.
After King Ning left, calm returned to Washington.
Mrs. Hua brought a cup of thousand-year-old ginseng tea to thank Tang Bohu for his heroic action this time to resolve the crisis in Washington.
After Tang Bohu drank the tea, Mrs. Hua tried her best to make Tang Bohu admit her true identity, but Tang Bohu looked at him and said that it was impossible to admit it.
At this time, Mrs. Hua suddenly said, if you admit it, I will marry Qiu Xiang to you.
Tang Bohu's expression immediately changed, he stood up, and said righteously: "Yes! I am the embodiment of both beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry-Tang Bohu!"
Spectator......
"Shameless!"
"I've never seen someone so brazen. β
"I don't even want my face. β
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The audience complained.
The audience burst into laughter again, the movie is simply toxic and can't stop at all.
"Sure enough, it's Tang Bohu, the son of that negative man!"
Mrs. Hua snorted coldly, and at the same time, with an order, those guards in Washington came in together and surrounded Tang Bohu.
"Don't blame me for being too frank, just with these rotten sweet potatoes and rotten bird eggs, you want to take my Tang Bohu's life, isn't it too child's play?"
Tang Bohu is still very calm.
"Hahaha!"
Mrs. Hua laughed loudly: "Let me tell you, the cup of ginseng tea you drank just now has been poisoned by me as the world's first miracle poison - 'one day to die'." β
"Lost in one day?"
The audience is really going to burst out laughing.
The previous face was unrecognizable, and it was enough for me to drift boxing, but now it is another day to die.
"So how should Tang Bohu deal with it?"
Everyone is curious.
I saw Tang Bohu laughing louder, and then with a sneer, he said: "The world's first strange poison, which round to get your 'one-day death', it should be our Tang family's 'half-step with a smile'!"
Mrs. Hua: "'One Day of Death' is made of seven different poisonous insects, plus crane top red, refined for 7749 days, colorless and tasteless, killing people without a trace. β
Tang Bohu: "Our 'smiling half-step' is made with honey, Chuanbei, bellflower, and Tianshan Snow Lotus, which does not need to be refrigerated or preservatives, in addition to being highly toxic, the taste is also delicious." β
Mrs. Hua: "Those who eat our 'one-day death' will lose all their martial arts within one day, their muscles and veins will flow backwards, and they will think wildly, and they will go crazy, and finally their blood vessels will burst and die." β
Tang Bohu: "That's right! And friends who ate 'half a step with a smile', as the name suggests, must not walk half a step, or smile, otherwise they will explode and die." β
Mrs. Hua and Tang Bohu are like TV commercials, with sincere expressions and high voices, introducing the raw materials, production techniques, toxicity, and even taste of 'one day of death' and 'half a step with a smile'.
All of them.......
Because this way of filming is the first time they have seen it.
"No, no, I really can't stand it. β
"Laughing and half-step...... I feel like my three views are going to be shattered. β
In the end, Mrs. Hua and Tang Bohu said together: "It's really a home trip, killing people and killing people, and it is a must-have medicine!"
This is advertising for poison!
Wang Fusheng was stunned, this movie was really unexpected by him, this kind of shooting technique is simply Xu Qian's originality, in Wang Fusheng's eyes, this Xu Qian is a genius!
Tang Bohu was killed one day, but he also gave Mrs. Hua a smile and half a step.
Mrs. Hua is very stubborn, even if she loses both, she is not willing to exchange antidotes.
The plot that makes people squirt rice is here again, and Mrs. Hua is bouncing like a zombie.
When you are smiling and half a step, you must not walk half a step, or smile, but you don't say that you can't jump.
As long as you keep jumping like this in the future, and resolutely don't laugh, what is a small smile and half a step?
"Bump!"
However, before she could jump a few times, Mrs. Hua tripped over the threshold and fell into the mud.
"I'm laughing to death!"
"I couldn't breathe when I laughed. β
"Oh my God, why is it so funny. β
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Although the movie is coming to an end, there is no shortage of laughter at all, whenever everyone eases up a little, a new laugh comes out immediately, and every laugh appears unexpectedly, making people constantly burst into laughter, constantly leaning forward and backwards.
Concubine Wu really laughed and tears fell out, she swore that she had never seen such a funny movie since she was a child, this movie was really amazing.
After Tang Bohu was killed one day, he was locked up in the firewood room by Mrs. Hua.
Qiu Xiang stole into the firewood room, and the two began to express their hearts to each other.
"Lovers will eventually become married!"
This is a picture that many people want to see.
Everyone still likes to watch this kind of happy ending, and doesn't like tragedy.
But just when Qiu Xiang and Tang Bohu were fighting each other, the deadly scholar came.
The last civil and military fights failed, which made King Ning lose face, and the scholar who killed him was ordered to come to Washington to wash the blood this time.
The deadly scholar came to the door, and the whole Washington was in chaos.
Last time, the fatal scholar made an empty move, and Mrs. Hua couldn't deal with it, not to mention this time, the deadly scholar was fully prepared and murderous.
The deadly scholar sword, "Weapon Spectrum" ranks second!
Only when the life-killing sword is unsheathed, is the strongest form of the life-killing scholar!
At this critical juncture, Qiu Xiang first stole the key and let Tang Bohu go, with the affection of Tang Bohu, and then stayed to live and die with Washington, with the grace of Mrs. Quanhua.
Qiu Xiang's image is three-dimensional, affectionate and righteous, and she is really a strange woman.
The fatal scholar shot mercilessly, the sword move was cruel and cruel, and soon, Mrs. Hua was seriously injured, and seeing that the deadly scholar stabbed with a sword, he wanted to kill Mrs. Hua.
At this moment, Qiu Xiang rushed forward and blocked in front of Mrs. Hua.
"This ......"
Many people subconsciously close their eyes.
Qiu Xiang is the heroine.
And the impression given by Akika is really good.
That smile not only fascinated Tang Bohu, but also countless audiences were also fascinated by her.
And it is also affectionate and righteous for her to let Tang Bohu live and die with Washington at the last moment.
"Akika won't die......"
"She's the heroine. β
"How is that possible?"
"Who knows?"
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If it is a movie made by someone else, the audience may not be afraid, after all, how can the heroine die?
But he is Xu Qian, although it is a comedy, but others feel that it is not safe.
When he filmed "Pure Love", he also said that it was a comedy, but Sun Weidong died.
Filming "Wedding Dress", my mother also died.
I can't guarantee that Akika here will die too.
The sword is getting closer!
The sharp blade of the sword was only a few inches away from Qiu Xiang's white and tender jade neck!
Clang!
At this moment, a bright silver spear broke through the air and blocked the blade of the sword.
Tang Bohu was holding a silver spear and wearing a white robe that was extremely sassy, and broke out of the door.
"Hua'an...... No, Tang Bohu ......"
Qiu Xiang looked at Tang Bohu who fell from the sky, and couldn't help but be stupid.
"I'm sorry, I just took the time to take a shower and got a new outfit by the way, so I'm late. β
Tang Bohu was very sassy about Qiu Xiang.
"Be careful!"
Qiu Xiang was already completely fascinated by Tang Bohu.
"Don't worry, I've got you!"
Tang Bohu turned around, and the silver gun pointed at the deadly scholar.
White robe and silver spear, heroic and radiant.
Tang Bohu showed his truest side, he was both civil and military.
"This dress...... Gee. β
"Pretending to be a good example. β
"It's just a sassy bag. β
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Indeed, Tang Bohu at this moment is full of anger and is very sassy.
For a period of time before, Tang Bohu had always been in a blue-gray family clothes, but at this moment, he suddenly changed into a white robe with bright eyes, and he was holding a shiny silver gun in his hand.
"Today, I want to take your life and avenge my father! My Tang family's overlord gun wants to regain the ranking on the "Weapon Spectrum"!"
Tang Bohu pointed a gun at the deadly scholar and said coldly.
Many people know that this is the pinnacle battle, and it is also Tang Bohu's revenge battle, and almost everyone feels enthusiastic!
The ranking of weapons scores sounds particularly burning.
Boom!
The Tang family's overlord spear broke out of the air, which was really earth-shattering.
This shot was stabbed, and everyone felt a kind of shock.
Overlord gun, overlord gun, the most important thing is the word "overlord"!
Silver spear or thorn, or pick, or sweep, cold stars, fierce and domineering. Overwhelming.
At this moment, Tang Bohu seems to be possessed by an overlord, turning over rivers and seas, and omnipotent.
The silver spear was pressing forward step by step, and the deadly scholar sword could only keep retreating.
The life-killing scholar really deserves the name of "life-taking", and his sword is ruthless, cruel and vicious, and he can only retreat under the attack of the overlord gun, because the overlord gun is fierce and domineering, and he is indomitable.
"The fight is so exciting!"
"It's like watching a blockbuster. β
"Blood-boiling!"
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Almost all of them were thrilled just by watching the fight.
The battle between the two continues, but it depends on the situation that Tang Bohu has the upper hand.
The deadly scholar was torn in clothes and looked very embarrassed.
The life-killing scholar did not give up, and the trick was repeated, just like that night thirty years ago, when the silver spear stabbed, the palm of his hand suddenly flipped and broke Tang Bohu's spear head.
Thirty years ago, the fatal scholar broke Tang Bohu's father's gun, and the life-killing scholar sword won the Tang family's overlord gun.
Tang Bohu's father died with hatred, and before he died, he also built a cold iron spear to prevent the deadly scholar from killing his Tang family.
Didn't Tang Bohu wear the cold iron spear head on his body, and he didn't use the cold iron spear head?
Everyone's hearts were lifted with it.
"How can you fight without a gun?"
"Tang Bohu is in crisis. β
"How is he going to break the game?"
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Many people are worried about Tang Bohu.
The deadly scholar had a fierce look in his eyes and a cold face, and he rose into the air, his sword light flashed, and he stabbed Tang Bohu directly!
Tang Bohu's expression was awe-inspiring, and he used a gun without a gun head to face the deadly scholar.
It was Tang Bohu who had the upper hand before, but now his overlord gun no longer has a head, so he can only barely support it, and the situation is very critical.
Offense and defense swap!
Now it is the scholar who killed him and presses Tang Bohu to beat, and the situation is precarious!
At the last moment, Tang Bohu's footsteps moved, his body swirled, and the silver spear broke through the air and roared out!
"Back to the pistol!"
Although the gun has no gun head, the momentum has not weakened, just like the overlord Xiang Yu of the year, he pulled out the mountain and covered the world, although he was desperate, he still fought bravely to kill the enemy.
This is a shot that amazes the world!
"Whew!"
This shot was like a tiger coming out of the cage and stabbing straight at the deadly scholar.
The scholar who killed him was stabbed and was very arrogant: "You are stupid, you are more idiot than him!
Tang Bohu also smiled and let go of his hand, but saw that the gun was still stuck in the deadly scholar.
"Who said that you can't stab a dead person without a gun? This move, I have practiced to the point where I can stab without a gun, so go with peace of mind. β
Tang Bohu said very pretendedly.
"How is that possible?"
In his unwillingness, the deadly scholar fell to the ground, revealing the barrel of the gun stained with bright red blood at the tip, his eyes wide open, and he couldn't blink to death!
The deceased: the scholar who killed him
Identity: "Weapon Spectrum" ranked second, Ning Wangfu Keqing
Cause of Death: Stabbed to death by an Overlord gun with no head
Place of death: Kyoto Huataishifu
Killer: Tang Bohu
At this point, there is no longer the word "Deadly Scholar Sword" on the "Weapon Spectrum", and the Tang family overlord gun has regained its ranking.
The original "Weapon Spectrum" ranked first, Xiao Li's fucking flying knife, because Xiao Li fucking was deceased, the ranking was canceled.
The "Weapon Spectrum" has been revised.
The rankings are as follows β
First, the Tang family's overlord gun, belongs: Tang Bohu.
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The audience is still unsatisfied.
"Who says you can't stab someone without a gun?"
This sentence is simply too forced, with Tang Bohu's sassy expression, it is simply pretended to be forced to the extreme.
After killing the deadly scholar, Mrs. Hua promised to marry Qiu Xiang to Tang Bohu, but put forward a condition that Tang Bohu needed to choose Qiu Xiang among the twenty brides wearing red hijabs.
With his wit and martial arts, Tang Bohu passed five levels and killed six generals, successfully resolved all the difficulties of Mrs. Hua, and finally walked with Qiu Xiang.
At the end of the story, it is the picture of Tang Bohu and Qiu Xiang getting married.
Qiu Xiang was dressed in a red brocade robe, a phoenix crown, and a beaded curtain on her face, when Tang Bohu opened the pearl, he suddenly revealed a bright and moving face with red lips.
"Kiss her, kiss her!"
Washington and the United States were in a hurry.
When Tang Bohu was about to kiss Qiu Xiang with affection, Qiu Xiang's shy face suddenly became sly and teasing, gently pushed Tang Bohu away, and said, "Hey, slow down!
"Huh?" Tang Bohu said in surprise.
"Mahjong, pai gow, dice rolling, four-color cards, you'll always be the same, right?"
Akika continued.
"Ahh
Tang Bohu screamed miserably and fell to the ground.
This is the end of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance".
The cinema was full of laughter.