Yang Shubao didn't want to get close to the rock python, but the goblins assured him that the python wouldn't attack him: "It will treat you as your own father, so affectionate." ”

"I'm really a white Suzhen. Lao Yang walked over slowly.

This rock python looks quite majestic from a distance, but it looks a little miserable up close, listless, and it is indeed sick.

Seeing this, Lao Yang smiled ill-willedly: "You see that this snake is sick, why don't we ...... it Hey, hey, hey?"

"What are you doing with it?" Danny asked.

Nate said, "Fool, you're such a stupid goblin, just cure it!"

Danny jumped to his feet angrily: "You're stupid! You're stupid!"

"Dare to call me stupid, eat me a punch!"

The two goblins scuffled together again.

"Don't fight, you guys don't fight, I mean eat it. "Lao Yang has a big headache, why are the goblins so disunited?

As soon as they heard this, they really stopped fighting, and they united in unison: "You can't eat it!"

"It's edible!"

"If you eat it, you'll die. ”

Nate turned the python over, and Yang Shubao saw that the skin of the snake's abdomen had many ulcers and pustules, and although he was not a veterinary professional, he could tell that it was a parasitic disease.

Wild snakes tend to have many parasites on their bodies.

Eating it really kills people.

Yes, it's miserable.

Yang Shubao smiled and said, "So I'm kidding." ”

And as the goblins said, the rock python is indeed very docile towards him, and it is willing to turn over and show his belly to him, and it is a bit unreasonable to eat others.

There is no insect repellent in the arcane of the elves, and if you want to cure the rock python, you have to buy medicine.

There was no pharmacy in the resort town, and he had to go to Hluchluwe to buy medicine.

It just so happened that Yang Shubao was going to dig a well in his residence, and he also needed to find a construction team, so he wanted to do it together this time.

Knowing that he was going to take the car, Nate had a malicious smile on his face, "Take Danny with you, Danny, and enjoy the opportunity to be alone with the city lord." ”

Danny didn't know that there was a trick, and after accepting the transformation, he followed up.

At the intersection, two horses stopped suddenly, and the conductor of the car behind him waved his towel like an old bustard: "Young man, come to me, come to me, let me take you fly." ”

Yang Shubao decisively took Danny to another horse.

As the two of them got on the bus, the conductor with one foot on the door of the car retracted the exposed half of his body, he got into the car and knocked on the window, and the driver kicked the accelerator.

Poor Danny was standing in the aisle looking around in the aisle for the first time in a car full of curiosity, and the inertia came so fast that he fell to the ground at once!

"Nate of dog days. Danny understood the meaning of the smile on his companion's face.

The passengers in the car were not surprised by this, they were not even interested in looking at them twice, they were all closing their eyes and recuperating, and as the small speakers on the roof of the car began to play rock music, they began to shake their bodies to the music again.

What made Yang Shubao feel that the egg hurt was that the driver was also shaking his body!

With the experience of the last time, he suddenly calmed down a lot this time, and began to observe the environment in the car and the working conditions of the driver and conductor.

The conductors are very agile, and every time the car slows down, they will pull the door and leave half of their bodies out to greet customers, and they will jump out of the car before it stops, and when the car starts, they will jump up to meet the traffic.

Yang Shubao thinks that they were born in the wrong era and in the wrong place, and if they were born in China during the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression, they were all good at railway guerrillas.

In addition, the driver and the conductor cooperate tacitly, they can understand each other's meaning without talking with some simple actions, such as the conductor knocks on the window to mean parking, knocks twice to represent driving, and so on.

Waiting for the car to drive to Hlukhluwe, Yang Shubao asked Danny to get out of the car first.

Sure enough, Danny staggered down and fell to his knees and began to vomit.

"Nate of dog days. When he got up, he scolded again.

It wasn't until Yang Shubao bought him a schoolbag of fresh citrus that he smiled: "Thank you, city lord, city lord is a good person." ”

This is a bit familiar, Lao Yang often used this sentence when he left a message in the post when he was in college: Thank you, the landlord, the landlord is a good person.

He first went to the pharmacy to buy medicine, but there were all kinds of shops in the small town, there was a veterinary shop, Yang Shubao explained his needs, and the nurse gave him hydrogen peroxide, potassium permanganate solution and some antibiotics.

The nurse also advised him to buy a scalpel, saying, "Snake skin is different from normal animal skin, and some wounds will spread around once they rot, so you have to cut them off and disinfect them." ”

Yang Shubao thanked him and paid for it, which was not expensive, and cost less than a hundred rand.

But there was no well-drilling team in the city, so he went to the builder he cooperated with last time, and when he learned that he was going to drill a well, the builder agreed: "OK, OK, this is a small meaning, it's very simple, just dig two meters into the ground." ”

Yang Shubao frowned and said, "What I want is a well, do you understand that the well is not a puddle." ”

"Understand, understand, wells, as long as the water comes out, there is a lot of groundwater here. The boss continued to say yes.

Yang Shubao felt that he was unreliable, so he simply didn't use his construction team.

If it's just digging puddles, he'll have to spend money? The two goblins are good at digging pits.

In the past, when he was a child, he saw someone digging a well in his hometown, the traditional method of digging a well is simple and dangerous, first determine that there is a water vein underground, and then dig a pit down, generally dig a four or five meters to get out of the water, at this time the well is called a well billet, and then lay bricks around the inner circle of the well billet even if it is dug well.

Yang Shubao couldn't help it, he had to use this stupid method to dig water.

This method requires a large bucket and ropes, so he went to the supermarket to buy tools and buy daily necessities, this time he had to buy more living materials, the house was built, so he had to decorate it to have a home.

The mobile phone signal in the small town is good, and after entering the supermarket and cooling down, he first called his parents to report that he was safe.

His father, Yang Zhengnian, answered the phone and said: "Don't stay in South Africa, come back quickly, your mother found you a mother-in-law's house, no, she found a partner for you, you come back and marry her everywhere and then find a job in the county, you will take the civil service exam, so that you will be stable for a lifetime, which is good." ”

Yang Shubao said: "Dad, aren't you an arranged marriage?"

Yang Zhengnian said angrily: "Don't be in the midst of happiness and don't know the blessings, do you know how many more marriageable young men than young women in our country are now? 30 million more! In the future, there will be 30 million singles! I think your mother will have to be a bachelor if you don't work hard, okay, come back quickly!"

Yang Shubao stiffened his neck and said, "I don't, I have someone I like, I want to chase her." ”

"You can pull it down, I don't expect it. Yang Zhengnian laughed, "As far as you have the ability to blush when you see a woman since you were a child, can you catch up with other girls?"

Yang Shubao: "Who said he was a girl?"

It was quiet on the other side of the phone.

After a while, his father cautiously asked, "Son, are you really ......?"

"Fake, teasing you. Yang Shubao smiled, "But it's hard to say what will happen if you force me, anyway, the black men here in South Africa like us Chinese masters." ”

His dad didn't talk to him about the object again.

After hanging up the phone, Yang Shubao posted a circle of friends, he posted a series of photos of the giant dog fat carp, the flower shop, a photo of himself and Maison, and so on, and then accompanied by a sentence: I am still alive, alive and well.

Ding Yuquan from the lower bunk was the first to comment on him: I knew that the news was wrong, and they all said that good people don't live long, and you are not a good person.

Stupid nephew: Uncle lives a long life and dominates the rivers and lakes (applause) (applause) (applause) (applause).

He was about to reply, when a video came, and he received it to see that it was still a group video, and four of the eight people from the college basketball team came, and the video was connected to greet each other first:

"Hello,. ”

"What's the matter with you, son Quan, why is there a woman behind you? ”

", son is in trouble again today, come to tell fortunes for my father, can you buy a double yolk egg when you buy tea eggs today. ”

"You all pay attention, what nonsense, I'm with my partner, sons have to be polite, or your mother will blame me for not teaching you well. ”

“……”

After discovering that Yang Shubao was not dead, several people lost their shape, opened the video and began to talk blindly as usual.

He participated in the topic for a while, and at this time, there was a sudden chaos not far away, and many people gathered around to watch the excitement, so he hurriedly said: "You guys talk about the excitement on my side first." ”

Zhang Jinjie, the captain of the basketball team, said dissatisfiedly: "What do you mean? Our brothers are important or are you more important?"

"Do you still have questions?" Yang Shubao said: "I'm sure it's important for me to be lively, okay, don't hang up, goodbye sons, Dad loves you." ”