With the mentality of eating melons, Yang Shubao wanted to have fun.

It's interesting for South Africans to quarrel, especially between black women, which is both rap and hands-on, like watching a big Bollywood drama.

But not only did he know this, but the locals knew better, so many people in the supermarket rushed over, and he was slow to respond to the chat before, and by the time he came over, it was already three layers inside and three layers outside, and he could only smell the fart in the back.

But Lao Yang's brain turned fast, he heard the sound of a girl screaming, so he pushed away the person who was blocking him and said: "Excuse me, let go, my girlfriend is being bullied inside, I want to help her out." ”

As soon as he heard this, the people around him really got out of the way, and someone laughed and said, "Let him in, hurry up, you can watch the fight right away." ”

Uncle Yang squeezed to the front, and then looked inside, and his eyes suddenly straightened: The matter is really related to him, the girl in the party is his acquaintance, Maison's sister Sissi Maisen!

Sissi's delicate little face turned red, she protected her chest and said sadly: "You are a pervert, God will punish you, you touched my ass, damn pervert, you are a pervert, you bastard, you pervert......"

In front of her was a young black man, and the young man said: "Show the evidence, you show me the evidence, if there is no evidence, then don't blame me for being polite." ”

The two argued, the young man was not afraid of being watched, he dared to move his hands and feet when he guarded so many people, and he was not a good bird at first glance. And he also had two companions, and these two people swept the people around them with their eyes with their arms, so that no one dared to administer justice.

The young man was even more proud, and even reached out to grab Sissi.

Seeing this, Yang Shubao rushed up and slapped his paws away, and he said sharply with a cold face: "Fake, you bastard, what do you want to do?"

The palm of his hand was struck by him, and the young man let out an exaggerated scream, withdrew his hand and stuffed it into the crotch of his pants and squatted down.

The crowd of onlookers laughed, they thought that the young man was performing, but in fact, with Yang Shubao's current physical fitness, this angry slap is no different from a whip, and the young man really squatted down because he couldn't stand the pain.

The young man was furious when he recovered, and he cursed viciously and lewdly at Yang Shubao, clenching his fists and gesturing to make a move.

Yang Shubao knew that once he did it, the nature of the matter would change, and he was afraid that it would alarm the police at that time.

Now the South African police are predominantly black, so once he and the black man are in the bureau, there is no need to say much.

So he was about to take out his temporary passport to repeat his old trick, but when he heard the young man cursing Yang Shubao, Danny who was following him became angry, and he grinned and said, "You dare to insult my city lord?

With a roar, he flew at the young man like a little leopard and struck him with a black tiger in the crotch of his pants.

No one noticed that such a small person more than a meter tall would take the initiative to do it, and the black youth didn't pay attention either, and all elves are born warriors, earth elves are also elves, and Danny is a master of combat.

The black man wailed and squatted down again, and his two companions immediately came up to protect him, Danny was not afraid of this, he opened his bow left and right to quickly block the swept legs, and the little foot stomped up to the ground to slap the hall, and the young man next to him sucked in the cool air.

Yang Shubao took advantage of the situation and shouted: "Beat these hooligans, they insult women and bully children!"

The three of them did provoke the anger of the public, and several black women with big shoulders and round waists rushed forward to administer justice for Sissi.

The three young men who joined the war group were even worse, one was held by Danny's leg and fell to the ground, and then a woman sat on his face, the woman's buttocks were the same as the buttocks, Yang Shubao noticed that the young man's legs slipped straight on the spot......

Security guards arrived and pulled them away, and the three youths were taken into the security room, and Sissi was given a shopping voucher to make up for it.

Sissi turned around and gave him a hug and kissed him on the cheek warmly, "Thank you, Yang, you are a true knight." ”

Many people around applauded, some whistled, and some even shouted, "Marry him!"

Yang Shubao couldn't stand such an environment first, so he dragged Qianqian to the dairy area: "What are you here to buy?"

Sissi said, "I'm here to buy some condiments and groceries, I was taken advantage of by that rascal when I bent down to pick pasta, damn bastard, I wish I could do Hermione's Transfiguration and turn him into a sanitary napkin!"

Yang Shubao gave a thumbs up.

It just so happened that Sissi came by car, so that Lao Yang saved a car rental fee and could make a big purchase.

Danny needs to be rewarded for his outstanding performance, and Yang Shubao sees that the red grapes are fresh and cheap, so he buys a basket: one kilogram costs seventeen rand, and goes back to let the two goblins rub it well.

He picked one first and tasted it, nodded and said, "It tastes so good, why is it so cheap?"

Sissi smiled: "The red grapes in Hluchluwe are the cheapest, first, the rainy season is the season for harvesting red grapes, and secondly, there are several estates around the grapes that are planted, which are all local red grapes. ”

In addition, he bought some raw bananas, which are not cheap in comparison, a box of bananas twenty pounds is almost ten kilograms, and the price is two hundred rand, that is, ten rand per pound of bananas.

However, this banana can be stored for a long time, hanging from the roof to let it ripen slowly, and the goblins can eat it slowly.

There are mosquito nets in the supermarket, the price is not low for 120 rand, the shopping guide lady said: "This is an imported mosquito net, the quality is very good, they are also very clean." ”

Yang Shubao looked at the nameplate, which had a lot of English words on it: Made-in-China.

He went to the food area again and asked Sissi, "I want to buy something that is easy to store without a refrigerator, what should I buy?"

Sissi grinned and said, "Congratulations, sir, you've found the right person, first let's go and see the udon bones." ”

When he heard the name udon, he thought it was related to udon, but it turned out to be packets of black flakes, thick as peach crisp, and thin as potato chips.

Sissi helped him choose some and said, "You can eat the thick ones directly, and the thin ones you better fry them in oil, and you don't need any condiments, just taste its original flavor." ”

"This is an udon bone imported from Kenya, and the texture and taste are superb. The shopping guide lady praised.

Yang Shubao asked, "What the hell is this? I thought it was a bone, but it doesn't seem to be?"

"Of course not, it's made of clay. ”

"What?" said Old Yang's black question mark face.

Sissi shrugged and said, "Udon bones are roasted with clay, believe me, they can be eaten, and they are rich in calcium, iron, copper and magnesium, just like vitamin tablets." ”

She had a general understanding of the Chinese diet, so she explained: "Really, udon bones are very nutritious, and they are much more hygienic than meat, and people in Nairobi, the capital of Kenya, eat four tons of udon bones every week." ”

In addition to the udon bones, she also picked out some dry goods for Yang Shubao, termite dry, spider dry, etc., Yang Shubao's scalp was numb and quickly stopped.

In contrast, he prefers to eat dirt.

Sissi grinned and picked out some tortillas for him, which were very similar to pancakes, and could be kept in a ventilated and dark place for a few months, but they were tooth-wrenching to eat.

There are also gas stoves and gas cylinders in the supermarket, which you have to buy, and you usually cook by yourself.

With a gas stove and a gas cylinder, you have to buy a kitchen set.

Seeing him pick and choose, Sissi stopped him and said, "You don't need to buy these, Yang, we have a surplus in the store, and I think it will be enough for you to choose some for you when the time comes." ”

Yang Shubao shook his head and said, "How bad is that?"

Sissi smiled skillfully: "Excess emptiness is also a waste, so why should we waste it?"

Yang Shubao hesitated: "But the store is your brother's ...... after all."

"My brother will be happy to help you because he doesn't like to waste either. The girl winked at him slyly.

Seeing her resolute attitude, Yang Shubao stopped insisting and put everything back, including the gas stove and gas cylinder.

Seeing this, Qian Qian was stunned: "Why didn't you buy this?"

Yang Shubao grinned and said, "You also have a surplus in the store, right?"

Sissi spread her hands to him, in fact, Yang Shubao changed a set of better quality gas stoves and gas cylinders, since he didn't need to buy kitchen tools, then his budget was much more generous.