Chu Yu didn't expect Meng Yong to be the first to hand in the papers.

Meng Yong is considered to be the hardest working among these people, although he is not a scholar, at least he is also a "good student".

Most of the bald heads who have reached the level are good students, after all, the level is there, and if you don't work hard, you have to be scolded, which is too embarrassing.

After a general glance at the above answers, Chu Yu smiled with satisfaction and handed Meng Yong a cigarette.

Regardless of whether the answer is correct or not, at least it is all written, and it is the first to hand in the paper, so I think the results should be good.

Meng Yong lowered his head and began to light a cigarette, his mouth squirming.

"In the penultimate row, someone made a cheat sheet. ”

Chu Yu: "... ”

Wang Xuanzhu on the side looked disdainful, he never expected that Meng Yong would actually make a small report, if this was when he was a student, he would definitely be beaten every day.

Meng Yong smiled at Chu Yu: "I'm doing this for their good, I usually don't work hard, it's easy to die on the battlefield." ”

"That's right, that's true. ”

Chu Yushen thought so, don't say it first if you kill the enemy or not, safety comes first, a little more hard work, one more chance to save your life, there is nothing wrong with what Meng Yong said.

Although he agreed, Chu Yu still despised it.

Glancing at Meng Yong slightly, Chu Yu scolded secretly.

Dead TM hits small reports!

There was nothing to do when he was idle, so Chu Yu walked down pretending to be a whip.

When he walked down, Chu Yu suddenly felt a few bald men nervous.

Don't think about it, it must be a cheat sheet.

Sure enough, there was a small paper ball on the floor of the fourth-to-last aisle, and when it was unfolded, there were two lines of words on it.

Line 1: Multiple choice question 4: Would you not?

Line 2: Yes!

Chu Yu didn't want to find out who threw this paper ball to whom, he was afraid that he would be angry again.

I said yesterday that I was going to take the test, what is the difference between this and opening the book, there are still people who don't.

There are not many questions on the volume at all, on the left side of the front is several Lian Shan Ridge tricks, there are correct gestures and wrong gestures, find the right one and hit the right sign below, on the right side is the Great Boundary Star Mountain Instrument and the Extreme Peak Martial Arts Formation, the instrument is to write out the utensils that can be used as magic weapons, write out three kinds, and then write out the method of making the instrument in detail, the formation is to draw a few grids like a chessboard, indicating the position of the formation eye and the formation and the number of people in the formation.

On the back is the Soul Attraction Technique of the Void Sect, which is a little more difficult.

The so-called spiritualism, in fact, is similar to the conjuring of spirits, from a scientific point of view, it is the loss of brain signals, or it is caused by excessive fright, or it may be due to brain trauma.

From the perspective of folklore, people have three souls and seven spirits, and these three souls and seven spirits are also the natal spirit of people, when people are accidentally frightened, their souls will be separated from the body and difficult to return, resulting in malaise and mental trance, and even bedridden, which is the folk saying "lost soul".

Chu Yu has talked about this problem before, if a teammate suddenly faints while dealing with a supernatural event, then it is necessary to determine whether it is caused by the possession of the "three qi", if not, it is the influence of the magnetic field or the head has been damaged.

In either case, you'll need to give it a try with Soul Attraction.

The whole paper is a little more difficult for this question.,The back is out"Soul attraction".,It's multiple choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions.,There's also a judgment question at the end.,It's all very simple.,Except for the first question of the judgment question, there's a knowledge about Faraday cage.,But it's also a five-five open.,As long as you usually listen to the lecture seriously.,You can basically pass.。

But even so, there are still people passing notes, and they are two strange ones.

Chu Yu, who was afraid that something would go wrong with his anger, returned to the podium, lit a cigarette, and dissipated his anger.

The time for everyone to hand in the papers was far earlier than Chu Yu expected.

Before eleven o'clock in the afternoon, everyone turned in the papers.

Chu Yu looked at the big bald heads with nervous faces below, and his eyes scanned everyone.

"You bastards can't be cheat sheets, right?"

A group of bald men shook their heads like rattles.

Chu Yu is too experienced, and the faster he shakes his head, it must be a cheat sheet, because he used to be like this, and his heart is weak.

There are many bald men with calm faces.

In order to prepare for this exam, a group of people gathered in the classroom last night to study until midnight.

Before Chu Yu left, he said that he was going to take the test, so everyone only needed to memorize the answers, it was not too difficult, but the difficult thing was the afternoon exam.

In fact, there is not much content in the test, it is nothing more than that little thing, just rote memorization.

Chu Yu roughly flipped through a few papers, and suddenly noticed an answer sheet after another, with Zhao Haiyan filling in his name, and he was also the leader of the support group.

Not to mention anything else, the twenty-two true/false questions are to play the right mark and draw a cross, this guy perfectly avoided all the correct answers in the first twenty-one questions, and answered the last question correctly.

You must know that Chu Yu didn't use his brain too much when compiling the test papers a few days ago, so the judgment questions are all right and wrong, that is, the first is right, the second is wrong, the third is wrong, and the fourth is wrong, until the last question, right and wrong, right and wrong, right and wrong, that's what it means.

And the questions above are all points, simple and outrageous, mainly because the volume is too big, Chu Yu just makes up the number of questions.

As a result, this guy named Zhao Haiyan wrote more than 20 questions, and the last one was written correctly.

Chu Yu became more and more angry the more he looked at it, and scolded with the scroll: "If the witness resolutely does not sign a confidentiality agreement, he can shoot his dog's head, you TMD actually chose the right one, believe it or not, I exploded your dog's head?"

Everyone looked at a bald man in the penultimate row, with admiration on their faces.

How much does it take for a madman to scratch the mark?

Chu Yu almost gritted his teeth and shouted: "When facing the resentful spirit at close range, in order to buy time for your teammates, you can shout that I am your father to attract the attention of the resentful spirit, you still choose the right tmd, what's the matter, the resentful spirit can still understand Mandarin? You haven't memorized the five elements of each other, I'm really angry!"

Chu Yu was really angry

It's not light, but when I looked at the other test questions, I found that this kid's answers were all correct, and even the soul attraction technique was written word for word, but the question was judged to be wrong. ”

The more Chu Yu thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, and shouted: "Zhao Haiyan!"

"Here!" Zhao Haiyan stood up with a blushing face, drooping his brain.

Chu Yu's eyes were confused: "The other questions are all correct answers, but the judgment questions are all wrong, are you doing it on purpose, deliberately playing with me?"

As soon as the words fell, everyone looked at them angrily, and Huang Haoran's shoulders began to tremble.

The difficult answers are all out, but the simple ones are all wrong, which is obviously deliberate!

The hot-tempered Meng Yong threw away the cigarette butt and was about to rush over and beat this kid.

"No, no, no. Zhao Haiyan was about to cry, and hurriedly explained: "I don't know the second question of the judgment question, it's over... When I was done, I threw a note to Lao Song and asked him for the answer. ”

Lao Song next door stood up and looked at Zhao Haiyan, murderous.

Lao Tzu kindly told you the answer, did you betray me?

After Chu Yu shook his head at Meng Yong, who was looking at him, his gaze returned to the test paper again.

The second question mentioned by Zhao Haiyan is whether the Faraday cage has no effect on high-voltage transmission lines.

Regarding this question, it is indeed a bit over-outlined, although I have talked about it, but I have brought it in one sentence, if you don't go out of your way to check the information, most people don't know the answer, and it is reasonable that Zhao Haiyan will not be.

Frowning, Chu Yu asked, "Then you explain to me, why are the other questions wrong?"

It was not Zhao Haiyan who spoke, but Song Xiaobao, who was called Old Song.

"Report to the instructor, I didn't know he was asking about the second question, and I wrote all the answers to the questions on the slip of paper. ”

The more Chu Yu listened, the more wrong it became: "So you deliberately wrote it all wrong?"

"No, I didn't know the first question, so I started writing from the second question. ”

Chu Yu looked confused, and it took him a long time to react, and he looked at Zhao Haiyan with an incredulous expression: "Are you done with the answer to the second question as the answer to the first question, and you have been copying it down?"

Zhao Haiyan's brain was in the crotch of his pants: "Yes." ”

"Didn't you notice that one question was missing?"

"At the end of the writing, I found out, I thought he had written one answer less, I thought he had written the last one less, and I answered the last question myself. ”

The others reacted and burst into laughter.

Chu Yu gave a thumbs up: "You're really a fucking talent! ”

Zhao Haiyan suddenly wanted to run to the window and jump down directly.

Chu Yu sighed.

Experience can be shared, knowledge can be taught, but this IQ ... The naïve nature can't be changed, and it can't be cultivated.

Chu Yu glanced at the big bald heads, and faintly felt a feeling of wisdom extinguished.

Just as he was about to say that the class was over, suddenly the door was pushed open, and a big bald head who had been assigned to stand guard ran in.

"Report to the instructor, the disciples of the Hidden Sect are at the top of the stairs, saying that they want to see the Yellow Team, and there are a large number of them. ”

When this person pushed the door open, Chu Yu heard the sound of a chaotic quarrel outside.

Huang Haoran stood up and asked a question mark: "What are you looking for me for?"

"I said that I was looking for the Yellow Team to ask for an explanation, oh yes, what else did you say that you secretly learned the art of the Unified Vision. ”

"Stealing their talisman technique?" Huang Haoran was confused when he closed it.

Chu Yu couldn't cry or laugh: "Your heart is quite wild, you go to other people's places to steal teachers while taking classes, this spirit is commendable." ”

"I really didn't steal the teacher, I've been stealing for several years, and I haven't even stolen a single hair... ”

Halfway through speaking, Huang Haoran's face changed slightly: "Could it be that he was tracked when he was on a mission before?"

Chu Yu didn't know why: "What's going on?"

Huang Haoran said about the task a few days ago, and then looked ashamed: "I should have been followed, and at that time, I used the talisman technique you taught Brother Chu, and this secret technique is from the concept of guiyi." ”

"It's really tmd! Lao Huang, Lao Huang, how many times do you want me to say it before you can remember it for a long time?"

Chu Yu slapped the table, looking angry.

Huang Haoran was even more ashamed and at a loss.

Chu Yu was full of disappointment: "I've told you ten thousand times, what is the secret technique of unification, it is obviously created by us, I just don't remember whether we live or die, can you grow your brain, ah?"

Huang Haoran was slightly stunned, and then slapped his forehead fiercely: "Yes, we created it ourselves, what are you afraid of, they haven't applied for a patent, what is their mastery, I also said that their head is my illegitimate son!"

Chu Yu smiled with satisfaction and continued the guided education: "When you go out on a mission, the formation is confidential, and you will only read the mission briefing when you get in the car, right, don't you think it's strange?"

"yes, why are you following us, do you want to protect us secretly?"

Huang Haoran was stunned again.

Chu Yu sighed: "Well, they have a crush on you. ”

Huang Haoran tightened his chrysanthemum: "Won't it?"

Wang Xuanzhu couldn't stand it anymore: "The instructor means to ask why the hidden sect disciples are following you." ”

Huang Haoran looked dazed: "Don't make it." ”

Chu Yu was helpless: "Your captain was sent by the Public Affairs Security Bureau during the anniversary of its establishment, right?"

"Brother Chu, what do you mean?"

The little clever ghost Wang Haoran said with a smile: "Tracking us out of the mission, will it be an ulterior intention." ”

"Damn, I finally understand!" Huang Haoran slammed his palm with his fist: "It must be that they are curious about why they didn't call them when they acted this month, and they didn't know why, so they followed us." ”

A sigh came out, not Chu Yu's sigh, but Wang Xuanzhu.

Chu Yu turned around and patted Wang Xuanzhu's shoulder slightly: "Dude, in this game, I don't count it, if I have the final say, I will definitely let you be the captain of this first action team." ”

"I can't do it. Wang Xuanzhu said with trepidation: "I'll just be a vice captain." ”

Huang Haoran kicked Wang Xuanzhu's buttocks: "Don't sell Guanzi, what do you mean?"

Wang Xuanzhu rubbed his buttocks and said: "Secretly following us, it is obviously ill-intentioned, who knows if they have any conspiracy, right, in case that the resentful spirit was put by their group of hidden disciples." ”

Meng Yong on the side shook his head slightly: "I don't think it should be, they don't have that much courage, usually they don't deal with your first action team, they have a personal vendetta, they secretly follow you, they may just want to kill you, and then destroy the corpses." ”

Chu Yu's mouth opened wide.

Damn, kill a squad in private, and kill a squad on a mission, this Nima is more serious than releasing resentful spirits, this is a prelude to rebellion.

Huang Haoran was startled: "Don't say it, when I was strolling around the parking lot before, I heard two hidden disciples chattering, saying that it was not pleasing to our eyes, and if we were in a bad mood one day, we were going to set fire to this building." ”

Chu Yu subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Not to mention ordinary hidden disciples, even if they gave Yan Huangfeng ten dares, they didn't dare to do this, Huang Haoran was no longer splashing dirty water, but directly throwing people into the septic tank.

After Huang Haoran finished speaking, the following also began to make a commotion, and the big bald heads were excited.

"Team Huang is right, I heard it too, once I went to the toilet, two female disciples of Huanjian Sect said that the bureau would not reimburse the money for sanitary napkins, they were very angry, and they wanted to plot to wash our Public Affairs Security Bureau with blood!"

Chu Yu turned his head and looked at the place where the voice came from in a daze, and found that it was Zhao Haiyan who shouted this sentence.

"Huanjianmen is full of female disciples, and it should also be the women's toilet, how did you hear that?"

"They're perverts!" Zhao Haiyan said confidently: "I heard it when they went to the men's toilet!"

Chu Yu: "I think you're quite perverted, this name is a pervert." ”

Wang Xuanzhu said angrily: "That's right, they love to go to the men's toilet to peep at us, especially me, and steal my underwear!"

Chu Yu covered his forehead and couldn't say a word.

Female disciple of the hidden door, go to the men's toilet, and after discussing the discussion to wash the Public Affairs and Security Bureau in blood, and steal your underwear?

The ghosts don't believe this, do they?

。。。。。。

At this time, in the deputy director's office, Bai Yue was taking ice cubes to compress Xiao Ming's forehead.

Xiao Ming's eyes were red, his teeth were grinning in pain, and his forehead was swollen.

"Auntie, how good the wooden door was before, it's okay to install any glass door, it hurts me to death. ”

"Blame yourself for not having long eyes. Bai Yue said with a smile: "Isn't this your father's sponsorship money arrived some time ago, and he happened to change the doors of several offices." ”

"Why do you want to change the glass door?"

Bai Yue said proudly: "In this way, if I don't enter the door, I can know if those guys are lazy at work." ”

"Just change it for them, then why do you change it?"

"I have to lead by example. ”

Xiao Ming asked, "Then you sleep in the office every day, so you are not afraid of others seeing?"

"yes. Bai Yuexiu frowned slightly: "Why didn't I think of this, is this not a bad impact?"

Xiao Ming didn't answer.

The whole building knows that you sleep as soon as you enter the office, and it doesn't matter if you have a glass door or not.

Xiao Ming turned his head and looked at the glass door with a depressed expression.

I don't know who wiped this glass door, it's all wiped transparent, I'm small, I can't even see the doorknob if I don't look up when I'm close, I always forget that there is a door, and it's too wrongful to hit it.

Bai Yue was just about to speak when the walkie-talkie rang.

"Report to the White Bureau, a large number of hidden disciples have gathered in the Second Combat Readiness Training Center, the situation is about to get out of control, please come over quickly. ”

Bai Yue frowned, and just as she was about to speak, Xiao Ming cheered.

"yes, there's a lot of excitement!" Xiao Ming turned around and ran, and then... With a "bang", he hit the glass door again.

After sitting on the ground, Xiao Ming bit his lip tightly and wanted to cry, but he was embarrassed.

Bai Yue was silent for a long time.

She thinks that this child ... There is definitely something wrong with IQ.

Obviously a genius child, how can he be mentally retarded now.

Bai Yue helped Xiao Ming up, and hesitated for a while.

It is already the norm for hidden disciples to gather to make trouble, in comparison, should I take Xiao Ming to the hospital to check my intelligence first?

"Be careful, frizzy. Bai Yue asked distressedly, "Does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt, auntie, let's go see the excitement, we won't be able to see it after the first combat readiness center is finished in a while." ”

"First Combat Readiness Training Center?!" Bai Yue's face changed drastically, and then he remembered that the place where the incident happened was in the place of the Chu Yu exam.

didn't have the heart to coax Xiao Ming anymore, Bai Yue pushed the glass door hard and ran out quickly.

Xiao Ming immediately followed with his little short legs: "Auntie, wait... ”

Xiao Ming didn't finish speaking, there was another "bang", and then he sat on the ground with his ass, crying loudly.

This time, it wasn't Xiao Ming who hit the door, but the door hit his head.

The glass door can be rebounded, Bai Yue pushed the door too hard, so it was fast when it was pushed open, and it was fast when it bounced back, just right, when the glass door came back, Xiao Ming stood on the door frame again.

Bai Yue, who was running towards the elevator, heard the voice and turned her head with a sad face.

You don't have to go to the hospital, this child is hopeless, the same door can hit three times, and the mentally handicapped can't do this kind of thing, right?

"Break the glass door!" Xiao Ming had tears on his face, and after he got up, the little short leg kicked up.

Don't look at Xiao Ming's young age, but his strength is great, after the glass door was kicked open, and then... Bounced back again.

"Bang".

"Wow... Xiao Ming, who was sitting on the ground, howled and cried, and the two big bags on his head began to turn purple, like a little dragon man.

Bai Yue turned around again, sighed, and ran into the elevator.

Forget it, child, you should fend for yourself, the old lady is afraid that getting close to you will affect your IQ.

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