Bai Yue resisted the urge to beat Chu Yu and left the First Combat Readiness Training Center.

Huang Haoran has always been steady in his work, even if Chu Yu has contributed so much, it is impossible to directly give a "deputy department" level, thinking about it, it must be Chu Yu who agitated Huang Haoran with an incorruptible tongue.

And what made Bai Yue most strange was that the confession above the deputy director level must be signed by Mo Daoqing.

Thinking of this, Bai Yue ran to Huang Haoran's dormitory in a rage.

kicked the door open, and saw that this guy was still there "reviewing".

"Let me ask you, how did Chu Yu's deputy treatment come about?"

Huang Haoran turned his head and spread his hands: "Don't make it." ”

"You're still pretending!"

Huang Haoran said helplessly: "Where else can I get it, I warped Lao Mo's office, and then went in and stamped it with his seal." ”

"Bastard!" Bai Yue said righteously: "Your behavior is too bad, the deputy department who is less than thirty years old, you are too unreliable, you are not allowed to do this in the future, you know." ”

Seeing that Bai Yue was not ready to investigate, Huang Haoran said with a smile: "Don't worry, it won't be in the future, this is the first time, don't worry, there will be no next time." ”

"Heh, the first time, the ghost believes you, if it's the first time, how do you know that the official seal of the Mo Bureau is in the drawer?"

"Last time, you gave Xiao Ming a deputy department, kicked down the door of Lao Mo's office, and then took it from the drawer, I watched it, and you asked me to repair the door at that time. ”

Bai Yue blinked, and then remembered that there was such a thing, the application materials for Xiao Ming's deputy section level seemed to be written by Huang Haoran, and it was Huang Haoran who was staring.

"Not for example, really. ”

Bai Yue, who knew that he was in the wrong, didn't dare to stay longer, and left with a word.

Huang Haoran rolled his eyes.

I almost forgot about this stubble.

I'm embarrassed to say that I, at least I pried it open, you kicked it open directly, and let me repair the gate when it's over, and you said that the deputy department who is less than thirty years old is abnormal, and the deputy bureau who is less than thirty years old and the deputy department who is less than ten years old are normal?

In fact, the treatment of Chu Yu at the beginning was really not thought up by Huang Haoran, this deputy department was to come after Chu Yu hinted.

In his words, the level is not enough, and the voice is not bright enough, how can he suppress so many big bald heads.

Huang Haoran thought so, so he submitted the "application" materials, and then "approved" it himself, and only then did he have an additional position of "tactical guidance instructor" in the bureau, at the level of deputy director.

After leaving the dormitory, Bai Yue went to the personnel department again.

After repeatedly confirming that Chu Yu had signed the employment contract, he breathed a sigh of relief.

She didn't feel distressed in the deputy department, she was mainly afraid that Chu Yu would play Huang Haoran again.

But after reading the contract, Bai Yue felt a little uneasy, and directly printed an "employment contract" on the spot in the personnel department, and it was full of overlord clauses.

The original text is a contract for the sale of the house at the sales office, which has been changed according to the above.

With these contracts full of overlord clauses, Bai Yue found Chu Yu again.

Chu Yu has many thieves, they have all signed one, and then let yourself sign it, you don't have to think about it, there must be fraud.

It's a pity, it's useless to know that there is fraud, Bai Yue grabbed his ear and asked him to sign it directly.

Satisfied, Bai Yue returned to the office, Bai Yue was in a good mood, and specially called Xiao Ming over, told her what happened, and shared her sense of achievement.

Xiao Ming was first shocked by Chu Yu's "value and contribution", and then his white little face was covered with a strange expression.

"Auntie, you and Brother Chu Yu have met two or three times, is it appropriate to do this?"

I have to say that Xiao Ming's IQ is high, and he knows that Chu Yu has "ascended to heaven", so his title has been changed.

"How inappropriate, your aunt and I are the deputy director, except for Lao Mo, I have the final say here. ”

"No, that's not what I said, I just think that you are a bully, and you don't say anything about pulling people's ears in public, and you are particularly unreasonable. ”

Bai Yue said confidently: "I have always been unreasonable, old lady. ”

"No, no, that's not what I said. Xiao Ming said with a strange expression: "You are only like this with particularly close people, people who are not close, let you bully you and you are too lazy to look at others, you two will not be... ”

Bai Yue was slightly stunned, she didn't hear Xiao Ming's voice, but muttered: "Yes, why do I always want to bully and bully this kid when I see him, I just can't see his proud appearance, how to look at it is not pleasing to the eye, in fact, I am not angry, when I see him, whether he is smiling or sad, I always feel that this kid is holding bad water in his heart, but it is not pleasing to the eyes and his hands are itchy." ”

"Because you were enemies in your last life, haha. After the naughty Xiao Ming finished speaking, he turned around and ran, and then... With a "bang", it hit the glass door that had just been wiped this morning.

After sitting on the ground, Xiao Ming rubbed his head and cried.

Bai Yue was dumbfounded.

Suddenly I felt that this child ... Maybe there's something wrong with intelligence.

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The seventh, eighth, and ninth floors of the headquarters building are all areas for the activities of the hidden disciples.

Unlike the action team, there is no combat readiness training center, no dormitory, and no conference room, and it looks like a teahouse and a five-star hotel.

At this time, on the ninth floor, Wu Daozi was sitting in front of the sea of tea, sipping tea while watching his younger sister Qingyunzi draw talismans.

Wu Daozi's Guiyiguan is the best at talismans, and it is well known in the hidden door, and Wu Daozi Qingyunzi's senior brother and sister can also be said to be the level of the big man in the hidden door in the bureau, and the disciples of the hidden door are all looking forward to them.

Seeing that Qingyunzi was about to be completed, Wu Daozi sighed slightly.

Qing Yunzi, who looked like an old witch riding a broom like a European and American fantasy class, raised his head: "Senior brother, senior sister, this talisman is not well drawn?"

Wu Daozi put down the teacup and stood up, and after walking over, gently

Grabbing his junior sister's hand, rubbing his wrist like a steel wool ball, he said softly: "This talisman is not good, the heart of the junior sister is not sincere, the talisman is the soul of the talisman, the foot of the talisman, and the spirit of the talisman." ”

After finishing speaking, Wu Daozi grabbed his junior sister's right hand and drew the word "fly".

Generally, most of the talisman is "Gang", "Well", "Horse", "Hua" and other words, but after all, it is the orthodoxy of Xuanmen, and what it is good at is the Fu Gong, so the play is very non-mainstream.

Sitting back on the stool, Wu Daozi smiled and said: "Today, the senior brother taught you this flying character, which is the master of the senior brother personally awarded me a peerless learning, this talisman can be guarded by the Lingtai Qingming, that is, to suppress the use of mortals, when painting this talisman, you must remember that facing the position of Xuanwu, that is, the north, when painting this talisman foot, pay attention to a one-stop, like a vertical line connected, rune paper, must be soaked in castor juice, in the end, it is this talisman gall, when writing this flying word, you must be sincere!"

"My sister remembers. "Qingyunzi got up and made a move" This flying character is really profound, and my sister thanked me. ”

Wu Daozi raised his head and smiled: "What's so difficult about this, junior sister just needs to remember the four-character formula, north, strip, hemp, fly, north is the north side, strip is the foot of the talisman, hemp is the talisman water, flying is the talisman gall, these four-character formula is the key." ”

"Hojo Mafei!" Qingyunzi repeated it again, and thanked him again: "Senior sister, remember." ”

"That's good, this flying character, the female disciples in the door are the most convenient to carve, especially the women who have passed the year of the Mandate of Heaven, and the power is even greater. ”

As the two of them were saying this, a hidden disciple wearing a Taoist robe ran over.

"Uncle Shi, the matter you asked me to check a few days ago has an eyebrow. ”

"Hmm. Wu Daozi bowed slightly: "How?"

"A few days ago, there was a vain death spirit in the western suburbs, and Huang Haoran was informed, but the attitude was bad and domineering, Senior Brother Li was angry, so he wanted to kill his sharp spirit, but who knew that the surnamed Huang turned his head and left, and rushed to the western suburbs with the killing of other action teams. ”

"What?" Wu Daozi suddenly rose: "But what I saw with my own eyes, that Huang Haoran used a talisman?"

"Yes, those killers still applauded, Senior Brother Li saw it with his own eyes. ”

"Wow. Wu Daozi sneered: "The people in my hidden door deigned to come from thousands of miles to help them subdue demons and eliminate demons, but this group of killers stole my hidden door and learned from me, shameless, shameless!"

"Yes, Uncle Shi, this is not the first time this gang has done this kind of thing, and after a long time, the consequences are unimaginable. ”

"Yes, the secret art of the Xuanmen is our means of helping the world, how can it be learned by outsiders, if the heart is good, but in this world, there are a few people like me who are indifferent to fame and fortune and seek the Tao, if everyone learns, the world will be full of disasters sooner or later, no, you go quickly, ask other hidden disciples to come quickly, today, I will definitely find them to ask for an explanation. ”

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At this time, Chu Yu was lying on the podium, dozing off boredly.

The exam has begun, and the big bald heads below are scratching their ears and cheeks one by one.

This situation was expected by Chu Yu, he had so much knowledge, it was inseparable from his own experience.

After watching "Demon Slayer", mixing with Yan Huangfeng, fusing part of Chu Fugui's memories, Tian Tian and Qin Beige and Yan Snake bragging B, under the influence of my ears and eyes, the so-called secret technique of Xuanmen has long been understood.

Everything is changing, just like a firearm, it doesn't matter if it's fully automatic and semi-automatic, it doesn't matter what caliber it is, let alone what model, it just has to shoot bullets no matter how it changes, it's impossible to pull the trigger and shoot a bikachu, that's roughly what it means.

The secret art of the hidden door is similar, yin and yang, five elements, gossip, nine palaces, it's just such a thing, no matter which sect it is, it can't be separated from these, and then you know a little physics and chemistry, in fact, that's what it is.

But he's him, and the big bald head is the big bald head.

Although they are bald, they have not become stronger, especially in terms of intelligence.

Chu Yu didn't expect this group of people to know everything, he just thought that one person would know a little, and a team would be able to do everything.

It's just that he didn't show it, for fear that everyone would slack off.

There is no limit to people, especially the brain, as long as you push it, you can always break through yourself.

Just like Wang Zhuzhu, this kid can now tell by the sound of his fingers that he is drinking tea or smoking, or turning off the air conditioner and opening the window.

Chu Yu sometimes didn't know what he was doing with his fingers, but Wang Xuanzhu could.

This had to make Chu Yu suspect that this might also be a supernatural incident.

Of course, Wang Xuanzhu did not judge the demand based on Chu Yu's snapping fingers, but calculated Chu Yu's smoking interval events, whether he was sweating, whether he would have a dry mouth after talking a lot and other circumstances, and then finally determined whether Chu Yu wanted to smoke or drink water, or engage in air conditioning and toss windows.

Wang Xuanzhu, he has a pair of observant eyes.

It's like he now finds that Chu Yu is "thinking".

And he knew that Chu Yu's "thinking" had absolutely nothing to do with the current exam, and it seemed that he was thinking about the ultimate truth in the universe.

Chu Yu was indeed thinking, thinking about the matter of soaking in the white moon.

Since his arrival, he has seen Bai Yue three times, but every time he sees it, it makes him feel a particularly ridiculous feeling in his heart.

Soak this "White Moon", will that make another "White Moon" jealous?

When he came, the white moon entrusted himself to make sure that he had this white moon in his hands.

This girl, will she test herself?

The more Chu Yu thought about it, the more he felt that this was very likely.

If you think about it from another perspective, if it is Bai Yue who comes and you stays behind, will you let Bai Yue "bubble" yourself?

Chu Yu thinks that he shouldn't do this, isn't this tantamount to encouraging his wife to cheat.

But the object of cheating is still himself, strictly speaking, this is not a betrayal of himself.

But the core of the question is whether Bai Yue is testing herself?

For a while, Chu Yu couldn't think of a clue, and knocked on the table irritably.

With this knock, Wang Xuanzhu ran to Chu Yu's side at a speed of 100 meters sprint.

"Brother Chu, what instructions do you have? ”

As the first person to "take refuge" in Chu Yu, Wang Xuanzhu has a very special treatment, that is, he doesn't have to take the exam, as long as he is comfortable serving Chu Yu.

Regarding this matter, Huang Haoran also held a meeting to discuss it.

Thirteen action teams, there is not much more Wang Zhuzhu, and there is a lot less Wang Zhuzhu, but the problem is that Chu Yu can't be less, and he can serve Chu Yu well, at present, there is only one Wang Zhuzhu, Zhao Zhigang is dangling in front of Chu Yu when he is fine, but Chu Yu doesn't remember who this guy is at all, and the old Zhao went back to the dormitory for several days in a row and put his brain melon seeds into the quilt and cried in a low voice.

In the end, everyone thinks that the right person should be put in the right position, and Wang Xuanzhu doesn't have to do anything else, just concentrate on serving Chu Yu.

Don't look at Wang Xuanzhu nodding in front of Chu Yu, he usually walks without looking at people, and when he goes to the roof, he thinks that there is a problem with his cervical spine, and he is so arrogant that he is boundless.

"I don't have any instructions. Chu Yu frowned and looked at Wang Xuanzhu: "There is one thing I don't understand a little, let me ask you." ”

Wang Xuanzhu's complexion changed greatly, as if the sky had fallen, and his acting skills exaggerated exclaimed: "Actually, actually... There are still things that Brother Chu don't know, this... How can this be?"

Chu Yu sighed slightly.

This bastard has been filming sycophants for so long, but he still only stays at the stage of superficiality, and the shooting is not happy at all.

"If you and your wife travel back in time, to next year, which is the future, but you have to come back and save the world ... ”

Wang Xuanzhu waved his hand again and again: "Instructor, don't be joking, which round to save the world will get me, it must be you who will save the world, you will also cross it, and it will definitely be you who will come back, such a heavy task, there is no more suitable than you." ”

Chu Yu stared at Wang Zhuzhu for a long time, and was a little skeptical that this guy knew the truth.

"Don't interrupt me. Chu Yu rolled his eyes and continued: "But what, after saving the world, you have to go back to the future, so before you come back, your wife asked you to soak her when you come back, that is, she in the present world, you ask why, she said that she wants to make herself happy in this world." ”

"Brother Chu, your assumption is not quite valid. ”

Chu Yu was slightly stunned: "What do you mean?"

"Didn't you say that I have to go back after saving the world, I'm going back, how can my wife be happy, it can't be a night of happiness, right?"

"Oh yes, I almost forgot. Chu Yu said with a smile: "Before you go back, create an identical self and marry your wife in the world, that is, one pair becomes two pairs." ”

"Oh. Wang Xuanzhu looked suddenly enlightened: "Understood." ”

"Then do you think what your wife said is true or false, about letting you soak in another her, is it a temptation for you?"

Wang Xuanzhu lay on the podium, holding his cheeks with both hands, looking thoughtful.

Chu Yu likes Wang Xuanzhu here, this guy not only knows how to pat on the back, but also thinks, but most of the branch spends time thinking about how to pat the fart, and his brain is not used in the right place.

Chu Yu was not in a hurry, just waited.

After waiting for five minutes, Wang Xuanzhu raised his head and rubbed his teeth: "Brother Chu, I can't answer you this question." ”

"Why?"

"Because I don't have a wife. ”

Chu Yu almost went berserk: "Then what are you thinking about for so long?"

"How do you want to get a wife? ”

Chu Yu: "... ”

Wang Xuanzhu hurriedly said: "I want to answer your question, then there must be necessary factors, I can't answer this question without a wife, so I think the first step should be how to get a wife, after having a wife, the other assumptions are established, but I think the key to this question is not whether I want to have another wife." ”

"What do you mean?"

"The key question is that I finally crossed over, if I have a sick brain, let's make the same person, and I have this kung fu to make other girls. ”

Chu Yu slapped Wang Zhuzhu's shiny head: "What you said really makes sense!"

Wang Xuanzhu was happy: "I learned from you." ”

Chu Yu sneered: "You think you are a movie director, you can soak whoever you want, no wonder you don't have a wife, with this kind of thinking, it's strange if you can have a wife"

Wang Xuanzhu's face moved slightly: "I suddenly feel that what you said is very philosophical. ”

"Then tell me what philosophy tastes like. ”

Like a husky, Wang Xuanzhu leaned over his brain and sniffed his nose on Chu Yu's chest.

"It's the smell of you. Wang Xuanzhu looked intoxicated: "Your body is full of this smell." ”

Chu Yu lowered his head and sniffed himself: "Really?"

"It's true, you may have been a Maseratis in your last life!"

Chu Yu thought for a long time, and then scolded: "That TM is called Socrates!"

Wang Xuanzhu scratched the back of his head: "What kind of thing is pulling die?"

"Socrates!"

"Oh, Sugtara die, I thought it was Martha who pulled it. ”

Meng Yong, who had just come over to hand in the papers, asked, "What is Mara?"

Wang Xuanzhu: "Marsara's." ”

Meng Yong: "Why don't you use a tractor to pull it?"

Wang Xuanzhu: "Maybe Martha has energy." ”

Chu Yu looked dumbfounded: "No, what are you two talking about there?"

Wang Xuanzhu: "Philosophy!"

Chu Yu: "... ”

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