Chapter 1096: Good luck! Eat chicken tonight
"What are you doing, we are from the Southport Fleet, and we are here to carry out the mission......
The female officer shouted in a little panic, she never expected that in the blink of an eye, her colleagues would all turn against each other, but Wang Dafu hugged his arms and said arrogantly: "Little Niangpi, do you know whose territory this is, obediently take off your pants and let the gentlemen be happy, otherwise today next year will be your sacrifice day!"
"Are you crazy? We're all corpse collectors, and you're helping these hooligans instead of helping us......"
The female officer's face was full of anger, but the soldiers around her did not move, and Wang Dafu stepped forward and said with a cruel smile: "What about the corpse collectors, the corpse collectors are also big and small, in the northwest of this territory, everyone has to listen to my brother Niu, if you don't take off your pants again, don't blame us for being polite!"
"Our brother Niu asked you to take off your pants, and I heard that there was no ......"
Several captains suddenly jumped out of the car, and they all came up violently, and even a team of gendarmes directly surrounded them, and the female officer immediately shouted with a pale face: "You moths, the god of war is defending our homeland with his life outside, and you are actually doing these shady things behind your back, and you are all not going to die!"
"I'll count to three! Do you take it off or ......not?"
Wang Dafu directly took a bazooka and aimed it at her chest viciously, but several navy officers were very brave, and directly protected the female officer and shouted: "If you have the ability, you can shoot, we corpse collectors are fearless, but you will be punished sooner or later!"
"Yes, if you want me to take off my pants, take them off my corpse......"
The female officer roared with anger on her face, looking ready to play for her life at any time, but everyone suddenly burst into laughter, and Chen Guangda couldn't help laughing: "I said! Where did such a stupid girl come from, when did our corpse collector have such an innocent girl?"
"You... You ......"
The female officer immediately looked at them with a confused face, even if she was stupid, she knew that she had been tricked, but a group leader glanced at her name tag, and suddenly shouted: "Qiu Lili! Who sent you here, your navy is not preparing for war at sea, why did you come to us?"
"Report!"
Qiu Lili instinctively stood up and saluted, and hesitated a little before saying: "I am Qiu Lili, the director of the 9527 destroyer of the Nangang Fleet, and I have sent a secret message to His Excellency the God of War on the order of Commander Qiu Weiliang.
"9527? Your captain's name is Zhou Xingxing, hahaha......"
The surrounding soldiers burst into laughter again, but Qiu Lili shouted with anger on her face: "The string number of 9527 was given by His Excellency the God of War, we are heroic-class destroyers, we have participated in the Korean Annihilation War, and the first bomb to bomb the old US military camp was launched by us, why are you laughing at us?"
"I'm sorry! that's not my ......."
Chen Guangda suddenly waved his hand with a smile, and said: "It was your father Qiu Weiliang who lost the bet with me, and ran naked on the beach three times with his bare buttocks, because it was too funny, he had a nickname Zhou Xingxing, so your destroyer was also changed to 9527, or he painted it himself!"
"You... Who are you......"
Qiu Lili immediately looked at Chen Guangda in disbelief, but looking at her pale face, she obviously realized that something was wrong, but the captain next to her snorted coldly: "If your old man knew that you were pointing a gun at his boss, he would have to pick your skin with his own hands, why did Qiu Weiliang give birth to such a stupid girl as you!"
"What......? He is the god of war......"
Qiu Lili almost collapsed on the ground, but this man with the back in a flower shirt didn't look like a serious person, but she couldn't be blamed for this, Chen Guangda was now almost unrecognizable to his mother, and the brothers who weren't really close didn't know it at all.
"I'll just say you came in through the back door, but even if you don't know my eldest brother, don't you even know me Wang Dafu, your father's Korean little wives are still the ...... I chose for him"
Wang Dafu shook his head angrily, and Qiu Lili's face turned even whiter, and several soldiers around her immediately threw away the gun in a panic, but Chen Guangda shouted: "Pick up the gun, the gun is in the person, don't you know the rules of the spear being broken?"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! We really didn't know it was you......"
Several navy officers hurriedly picked up the guns again, but Qiu Lili was already trembling with fright, but Chen Guangda smiled bitterly and said: "Okay! The fat man is joking with you, just to see if you are qualified corpse collectors, you can barely be regarded as passing!"
"Why is it reluctant? Really...... I really have to take off my pants......"
Qiu Lili looked at him puzzled, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and said: "How did your father teach you, in this case, you must capture the thief and capture the king first, you should pretend to be afraid, untie your pants and lure this Niu brother to the car and then hold him hostage, every corpse collector understands this truth, right?"
"Haha~ Guangye! Their navy doesn't teach this, they only know that the ship is there, and the ship is dead......
A captain laughed again, Chen Guangda had to shake his head and ask her to take out the secret message, but Qiu Lili stepped forward with a hum and whispered to him: "My dad asked me to tell you that he found two of your favorite Korean female stars on a small island in South Korea, and asked where you sent them?"
"Damn, he made you run so far just to talk about this......"
Chen Guangda looked at her quite angrily, but Qiu Lili said embarrassedly: "No! We want to attack the Japanese naval base, but Commander Wang does not approve it, so he wants me to ask your opinion, and ...... In fact, our family is from Western Xia, and I ...... I'm here to inquire about my mother!"
"Oh, it's the right thing to come to your family, everything else is a disguise, right......"
Chen Guangda laughed playfully, Qiu Lili finally nodded curtly, so he snapped his fingers and said: "Since that's the case, come with us into the city, but you all have to change your clothes, Lao Wu, you also give me orders, just treat us as if you haven't seen us!"
"Understand! pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, this is a fine tradition of our corpse collectors, hehehehe......"
Several captains all laughed obscenely, almost saying that they were going to pretend to be forced, and Chen Guangda laughed and scolded again before getting into the car, Qiu Lili also hurriedly ran to the car to pull supplies, and asked for a few ordinary clothes to change into, and then sat in the driver's seat with great energy.
"God of War, why don't you look like you look in the photo......"
Qiu Lili secretly looked at Chen Guangda from the rearview mirror, and skillfully drove the car forward, but Li Tingyu in the passenger seat laughed and said: "Are you really stupid, or do you want to find a chance to shoot on the back, if he looks the same as in the photo, he won't be beaten into a blood sieve earlier!"
"I don't make sycophants, my dad said that the god of war doesn't eat this, just ask me to do my job well......"
Qiu Lili hurriedly shook her head and sat up straight, but Wang Dafu behind him lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "Your father is the biggest sycophant, every day he thinks about capturing the Japanese island, capturing Sora Aoi alive, and then being promoted to get rich as soon as possible and transferred to the mining town to enjoy happiness, and he also talks to me all day long about the art troupe of the mining town and the horse widow of the bun shop!"
"Hmph~ My dad didn't learn from the people in Mine Town, he wasn't like this before......"
Qiu Lili pursed her lips angrily, and several people in the car immediately laughed, as the so-called black who is close to ink, not to mention Qiu Lili's father, even if Lin Na and Linia are a few big Yanmars, after a few days of mixing with Li Tingyu, they also learned to steal cards and scold the street on the mahjong table.
"Huh, why don't you welcome us in the middle of the road......"
Li Tingyu suddenly lowered the window in wonder, they had officially entered Xixia City, but although the central street was full of lights, there were few pedestrians on the road, although there were still some young girls shaking small chess and shouting welcome, but it looked like someone had forcibly arranged the task.
"If one day we were occupied by the Japanese, would you come out and welcome them......"
Chen Guangda slowly lit a cigarette and said: "We have long been demonized here, the people here think we are devils, and they don't want to see us in their hearts, if they want them to agree with us, it will take a lot of work, we have to find a capable person to manage this side!"
"My dad, my dad is a capable and local, and he is very loyal to you......
Qiu Lili couldn't wait to shout, but Chen Guangda smiled and didn't speak, this kind of place where the emperor is far away, the most taboo thing is to use the local people to manage the local people, and if you don't get it right, you will be complicit.
Wang Dafu also said: "This place was built by Liu Hao well, and the people also support him, if you don't find a capable person, I'm afraid you won't be able to suppress them!"
"Not bad...... indeed"
Chen Guangda looked out the window and nodded slightly, the well-organized streets looked clean and prosperous, although it was not as good as the mining town and the golden city, but in the northwest, this was already a great achievement, at least much better than the Black Mountain City managed by Zhou Xingwu.
"Huh?"
Chen Guangda suddenly straightened his body suddenly, and even Li Tingyu in the front row turned his head, looked at him in surprise and asked, "Do you feel it too, it seems that the king of living corpses is summoning something!"
"I didn't feel it, but the black corpse worm moved......"
Chen Guangda looked at her very solemnly, Li Tingyu immediately waved his hand to Qiu Lili to stop, and after Qiu Lili jumped down very consciously, she followed and said: "A voice just got into my head, but I didn't hear what it was saying, but I can be sure that the king of living corpses, and the voice is coming from the northwest!"
"Is the northwest side a wicked desert......
Chen Guangda frowned deeply, but Li Tingyu shook his head hesitantly, but Wang Dafu said again: "When are you going to look for the Black Cloud Demon Cave, I know you will definitely go, even if it is not for the treasures inside, you also want to see if Feizi is there, right?"
"Actually, I don't feel good......"
Chen Guangda slowly leaned back and said: "I always feel that something is waiting for me there, as if waiting for me to throw myself into the net, so I have been pressing this matter, and I want to send someone to the wicked desert to take a look first, and then go in after I find out the situation a little clearly!"
Wang Dafu immediately nodded and said: "Yes, you don't need to take risks yourself, what about hundreds of thousands of brothers under our command, forget it! Don't talk about these bad things, let's be lucky, eat chicken tonight, and find a place to go first!"