Chapter 1097: Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning
In fact, for ordinary people, no matter who is the boss, it is actually the same, anyway, they can't control their own destiny, the above laws and regulations are lowered, they only have to obediently abide by it, even if they cheat their fathers, they only dare to scold in the nest, as for the rebellion, it is far away.
However, just two or three hours after the corpse collector entered the city, more and more people dared to go out, because they gradually discovered that the corpse collector was not as vicious as the legend, did not flirt with girls on the street, and did not kill people indiscriminately or take by force, and not only gave money to buy things, but also queued up to shop in an orderly manner.
"Uncle, what do you see, my waist is confused......
Wang Dafu suddenly shouted, and the stall owner of the barbecue stall came back to his senses in a panic, and hurriedly took out a few strings of sheep kidneys and said: "I'm sorry! I was just looking at those who collected the corpses, and they didn't go to grab money to dredge the sewer there, is their brain broken?"
"Cut~ Their brains are not broken, you are donkey eggs, the outside is light, the sewers are blocked like that, and they are not dredged, and when the heavy rain comes, the sewage flows sideways, and the person who breaks his foot will have to change as soon as he steps on it, do you understand......"
Wang Dafu picked up a string of waists and disdained it, and the stall owner nodded suddenly in understanding, scratched his head and muttered: "According to what you say, these people are quite thoughtful, more reliable than our municipal department, but people are still a little stupid, at this time, go to those big officials' houses and turn on the guns, they will definitely make a fortune!"
"How is it possible, they are the best soldiers, not bandits from the mountains, and they will be shot by the gendarmes if they burn and loot......"
Wang Dafu looked at him with tears and laughter, and he didn't know what these people were thinking, but an old woman suddenly ran over and shouted, "Hurry up, hurry up, follow me to find the corpse collector and sell mutton, those people are going to have a celebration banquet at night, and they are buying things with gold, and one sheep will give two gold bars!"
"Many... How many ......"
The stall owner was frightened and stammered, but the old woman pinched her thumb and said: "Such a thick gold bar wow, a sheep will give two, the pawnshop Lao Liu split the gold bar on the spot and checked, it is all pure gold, the fineness is better than that of the jewelry store, hurry up and go, this kind of fool is rare!"
"You bake it yourself, don't need any money......"
The stall owner immediately threw down the skewers and ran away like a whirlwind, rushed into the house and pushed the cart and ran, Wang Dafu looked at the skewers on the stove in amazement, but Chen Guangda walked up from behind, picked up the skewers and asked: "Who is in charge of logistics, no matter how much money you have, you can't be so brainless!"
"You're stunned, do you know how much our mutton costs a catty......
Wang Dafu rolled up his sleeves and said: "We can't buy mutton with money, goats and sheep are all laid on the farm, and some are released to sell during the New Year's holidays.
"Ha~ I forgot if you didn't say it, it seems that people on both sides think they have taken advantage of it......"
Chen Guangda couldn't help laughing, he had been in the northwest for a long time, and he had forgotten about the price difference between the two places, they had money to buy meat, and here they had a lot of meat that was worthless, and fresh vegetables were much more expensive than meat, so people on both sides thought that they had met a big fool.
"Damn, what kind of craft are you, salty to death, let's go, let's go and eat somewhere else......"
Wang Dafu tasted a bite of Chen Guangda's grilled skewers, and immediately threw them away with disgust, and directly called Brother Dog and Chen Quan and a few of their old men, and walked forward leisurely, and Yan Qing and their little ladies had already parted ways with them and went to the mall to sweep the goods.
However, they were soon dumbfounded, and the merchants on the street actually moved to find the "big fool" with all kinds of ingredients, and many residents also rushed out of their homes, carrying their own souvenirs and rushing onto the street.
"I can't even eat a bowl of noodles......"
Brother Dog patted his cooing belly and wanted to cry without tears, but Chen Guangda said with a smile: "Water boy! Let the officers at all levels be notified, let the soldiers who are not on duty go shopping, and those who don't bring money can barter, anyway, buy more souvenirs to take home, but they are not allowed to go to the red light district, and the **army must have the appearance of a **army!"
"Okay!"
Shui Tsai briskly agreed and turned around and ran, Wang Dafu immediately smiled and said: "You want to spend money to buy people's hearts, I estimate that after tens of thousands of our brothers go crazy to sweep the goods, the people in this city will definitely be closer than seeing relatives when they see us in the future!"
"Who doesn't kiss when they see money, haha......"
Chen Guangda walked forward triumphantly, he didn't trust a lot of banknotes, and the people here could not wait to see them, but Qiu Lili suddenly ran out of breath from the front, and when she saw him, she shouted urgently: "Fight...... Oh no! Brother Wen, can you lend me something valuable, I need it urgently!"
"You are a major who goes out without money, and you actually come to make a relationship with me......"
Chen Guangda glanced at her angrily, but Qiu Lili said helplessly: "Our money is not common here, I took it out and people thought it was a dark coin, I forgot to bring some valuable things, just in time for my relatives to do a happy event, I must not have a good face when I go to someone empty-handed!"
"Yo~ I found your mother so quickly, it's very efficient......"
Chen Guangda looked at her in surprise, but Qiu Lili shook her head and said: "It's my aunt's youngest son who marries a daughter-in-law, their family has a holiday with our family, and just in time for us to enter the city, a room of people didn't even dare to say too loudly, I was kicked out by them as soon as I entered the door, and scolded me for being a broom star!"
"Brothers, let's go, eat wine and go to ......"
Chen Guangda immediately snapped his fingers, Qiu Lili immediately stepped forward to lead the way in surprise, and soon walked through the streets and alleys to a residential area, surrounded by self-built small second or small third floors, and saw a large red flower in front of a courtyard from a distance, and a big run with flowers stopped at the door.
"Congratulations! Congratulations......"
Chen Guangda was stunned when he walked to the front of the courtyard with a smile, and saw that all the people in the courtyard were quiet, and even drinking water was sneaky, and when he saw them, he immediately looked over, but a middle-aged woman hurriedly greeted him and said: "You are my son's friends, come in and sit, but you can't make trouble, you know the situation outside!"
"Second aunt!"
Qiu Lili suddenly walked out from behind, the middle-aged woman's face immediately changed, and she said angrily: "What are you doing here again, you don't think it's enough to harm our family, even those who collect corpses have been recruited into the city, and our good happy event is about to be a funeral!"
"Sister, you can't say that, it's a good thing that the corpse collector is here......"
Chen Guang opened his waist bag with a smile, took out a handful of gold bars directly from the bag, and said: "Look, this is what I just got with the corpse collector, and they will produce two gold bars for a sheep, have you ever seen such a stupid guy with a lot of money, oh yes! These six gold bars are the gift money that Lili asked me to give you, exactly six or six Shun!"
"Huh? This ......"
The middle-aged woman looked at Qiu Lili in surprise, but Chen Guangda directly stuffed the gold bar into her hand, and shouted: "What are you doing so quietly, the corpse collector is not a bandit, he is kind and friendly to us, fat man!"
"Can't order !!"
The people in the courtyard almost jumped up, and a groom officer rushed out of the house and said loudly: "Who are you, do you want to kill us, all the corpse collectors are here in this artillery battle, why don't you arrest us all and shoot us!"
"Zhao Ziwen, sure enough, it's you, you're here to make trouble......
Before the bridegroom's words were finished, a young woman with a bulge and a backward bow ran out of the house again, and glared at Chen Guangda angrily, and Chen Guangda looked at her and thought for a long time before he suddenly shouted: "I remember, what kind of widow are you from Brother Haodong's family, call ...... What is the name of the white gull, right?"
"You're a widow, your whole family is a widow, Jiang Shilin's stinky **, let her come out for me......"
Bai Ou immediately shouted violently, this girl is Jiang Shilin's former pseudo-best friend, her husband is still an underworld brother in Liangzhou City, but when Jiang Shilin was called to save people, the four heavenly kings of the Khmer Army were shot and destroyed, and since then this little widow has hated Jiang Shilin, and she has been saying everywhere that she wants to find someone to kill her.
"Lili, this can't be your relative......
Chen Guangda looked back at Qiu Lili with some confusion, who knew that Qiu Lili really nodded, and said quite embarrassedly: "She is my uncle's niece, and she can be regarded as a distant relative of my family, but do you have any misunderstanding, don't ...... Don't worry about her, okay?"
"He doesn't care about me, and the old lady doesn't want to let him go......
Bai Ou slapped the table viciously, and then saw a few strong men walking out of the house, holding their arms and staring at Chen Guangda and them with an unkind expression, but Wang Dafu at the door rubbed his hands and said: "Wow! Great, as soon as you enter the door, you will find an opportunity to pretend to be forced, and now you can have fun!"
"What the are you talking about, I kind of say it again......"
Bai Ou thought that Wang Dafu was scolding her, and pointed at his nose and scolded, but Wang Dafu said disdainfully: "Big and small milk! Don't be so arrogant, I'm not easy to mess with, if you're really awesome, give me these strings of cannonballs, who doesn't dare to order it is my grandson!"
"There's a kind of you order, if you don't point it, you're my son......"
Bai Ou subconsciously covered his big and small chests, and stared at Wang Dafu like a shrew and shouted, but Wang Dafu directly took out the lighter and walked up, and the faces of the people in the courtyard changed again, and the groom hurriedly shouted: "Sister, you are crazy, you will die if you cause trouble at this time!"
"Little fat man, if you have something to say, you must not light this cannon......"
Several old men also hurriedly grabbed Wang Dafu, but Wang Dafu looked at Bai Ou arrogantly, but Bai Ou shouted loudly: "Let him order, my godfather is Chen Guangda, I am afraid that a few of them will not succeed, and when my godfather enters the city, they will look good!"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Chen Guangda suddenly threw away the cigarette and coughed violently, Wang Dafu and the others immediately laughed, even Qiu Lili burst into tears, only Brother Dog grabbed Chen Guangda's head, and shouted like a ghost: "It's a dead life!
"What a monster, hiss......"
Chen Guangda suddenly took a sharp breath of cool air, looked at the room with horrified eyes, and saw a bride in a red wedding dress slowly walking out, beautiful and dignified, and her temperament was even more elegant.
"What's wrong?"
Wang Dafu looked at them inexplicably, but the fifth child said a screaming empress with a stiff face, Wang Dafu immediately trembled and said: "Mom! I just said pretend to be struck by lightning, I can't eat chicken and wait to eat shit!"