Chapter 1714: When this news spreads, I won't have the face to live
Elven God, Darkseid, Zaya, Bingo, and Silver Surfer, these people can be said to be a strong man at random, but they never imagined that they would one day become someone else's coolie.
"Xiaoyin, can you do it? Moving a table is still floating around, can't you come down and walk for a while? Life lies in movement, you are not good for your health just standing on a surfboard, you look at the moving table is a little difficult. Ye Fei said with a sigh from behind.
Silver Surfer: "......"
Like the elven gods, he really wanted to turn around and slap the table on Ye Fei's body, you Rory, are you still there? Do you care if I bother to do it? You must know that Lao Tzu will not come back.
Lao Mo and his gang have completely seen Ye Fei's toughness.
What is a God-man?
This is the man of God, and the god of Ye is the real man of God.
As for the few people in front of him, who can't coax them, only Ye Shen dares to point fingers at them, which is also crazy.
Finally, the elven gods moved all the tables and chairs that Ye Fei used to use upstairs, and then the gods sat on a luxurious chair with black faces.
"Ye boy, you went too far just now. "Elven Shinto.
Ye Fei was sitting on a chair and teasing Sauron, raised his eyelids and glanced at the elf god, and said, "What's wrong?"
"You let us move, you rest here by yourself, do you do anything like that?"
"I see that you are a dog biting Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people, why did I let you move me and don't move? I am completely for your good, I will immediately make a few delicious dishes to entertain you, so that you can move in advance and eat more later, unless you don't like to eat what I make, otherwise you will definitely not blame me for my good intentions. Ye Fei said with a righteous face.
Elven God: "......"
This thing made Ye Fei directly speechless.
"Look at you, you still don't believe me, the two of us are old acquaintances, you still don't know who I am? As for me to cheat you on such a trivial matter? Exercise consumes energy and calories, and only when you consume it can you feel hungry, so that when you eat, you can eat a little more fragrant, a little more, right?" Ye Fei continued.
The elven god again: "......"
He really wants to give Ye Fei back, don't talk about cheating people on this little thing, you cheat people everywhere, and you will fall into the pit if you are not careful.
Bingo nodded at this time and said, "Ye Shen is right, I'm feeling a little hungry now, Ye Shen, can I make something to eat?"
He said a word, and the elven gods couldn't say anything.
Ye Fei nodded decisively and said, "Of course you can, let's fire now." ”
Just do it, Ye Fei directly pulled the stall out of the door again, he didn't just want to do it for a few people from the elf gods, but also those people outside, through this time Ye Fei found that these people really don't have to say anything to themselves, people give their lives to themselves, and it's not just talking, it's really giving, just don't talk about a meal, even if you are waiting for the best ingredients every day in the future, you will be happy in your heart.
It is rare to have a lover for a priceless treasure, Ye Fei is not a big girl, so this simple feeling is even more precious.
Ye Fei roared, and Lao Mo and his gang outside the door immediately began to act.
There are big stoves and everything, just clean it up.
In an instant, the entire Pearl Island seemed to have life, and there was laughter and laughter everywhere.
Croaking, sparse, all bird languages, although I can't understand it, but there is an interstellar common language that Ye Fei can still understand, that is, smile, everyone is talking and laughing, this is happy.
This time can be said to be Ye Fei's most bold one, all the ingredients are purchased from the system.
"System, rosin pig thirty. ”
“.......”
"Ten blue feathers. ”
“.......”
"Five hundred eggs for red-tailed chickens. ”
“......”
"Two thousand pounds of wagyu beef. ”
“......”
"One hundred and eighty cabbages in Phnom Penh. ”
“......”
Ye Fei reported the same, and the system was silent throughout the whole process.
After Ye Fei reported all the ingredients he needed, the voice of the system came out.
"Big order. ”
Ye Fei said arrogantly: "Nonsense, in the future, I will not only be your host, but also your biggest customer, don't fool me if you have nothing to do, the customer is God, you have to be treated kindly, how much does it cost?"
We have money, what are we afraid of.
The system was silent again for a moment, and then quoted the total price.
"Three hundred and twenty five thousand five thousand four hundred seventy four thousand one hundred and eighteen. ”
Ye Fei: "......"
This product is a little sweaty, although he is angry, but after really seeing the total price, he is also a little grinning, more than 30 billion? What the hell is this more than 30 billion for a meal? Do you want to be so exaggerated?
"What, can you get a discount?" Ye Fei asked weakly.
The system fell silent again, and said: "It's impossible to get a discount, but I can erase the fraction for you, even if it's three hundred and twenty five thousand four hundred and seventy two thousand one hundred and eighteen yuan." ”
"Poof~~ Just erased the fraction of five cents?"
"Or else? Is the host sure to buy it?"
Ye Fei made a difficulty, this Nima has said all his bold words, whether to sell it or not? It is very shameless not to sell it.
But if you buy it? That's too much.
"Hahaha, third, hurry up, you and the fourth brother take a few brothers to clean up the long table and benches. ”
"Brother, I saw you when I started just now, it's so fierce, I broke that guy's iron shell with one punch, and my hand doesn't hurt?"
"What if it hurts? I just want everyone to see, no matter who it is, as long as they dare to trespass on the island of the leaf god, Lao Tzu will send him back to the west with one punch. ”
"Are you saying that what Ye Shen said is true? Did we really get killed by those guys once?"
"Can what Ye Shen said be false? Even if there is none, I would rather die for Ye Shen once, with such a person, even if he dies, he will be happy. ”
"Brother, there's nothing wrong with what you said, if you don't have enough to eat for a while, I'll give you a share. ”
"Don't worry, the food made by Ye Shen has never been enough for us to eat, and there is no situation where we can't eat enough. ”
Ye Fei stood at the door, looking at the group of people talking and laughing outside, he could hear the words of many people clearly, and this thing grinned.
"Collect the money and deliver the goods!" Ye Fei said directly in his heart.
Money is a good thing, there is a way that a penny is difficult to defeat a hero, this thing can make you enjoy a different life, can make you beautiful.
But in Ye Fei's opinion, sometimes money is a bastard, you can still earn it if you spend it, no matter how much money you have, just use it and don't use it, it is no different from waste paper, and if you want to use it, it is valuable.
In Ye Fei's opinion, although he spent more than 30 billion yuan to invite these people to dinner this time, he was happy, the money was not spent in vain, let alone more than 30 billion, Ye Fei even believed that even if it was more than 300 billion, he would throw it out today, just for these brothers who had helped him die once.
"Ding Dong ~ The system has successfully deducted the fee, the ingredients have been distributed, the host, do you need a drink? The voice of the system came from his head, bewildered.
Ye Fei: "......"
He really missed this stubble, he patronized the ingredients just now, but didn't buy the drinks.
"Your sister, why can the drinks be discounted by eight percent, and the ingredients can't be discounted?" Ye Fei protested.
This bastard system is really too much, it turns out that your things are not that they can't be discounted, but that you don't give discounts.
"Wine is a special ingredient, of course it needs special treatment, host, do you need wine? The system bewitched again.
Ye Fei gritted his teeth and said, "How about five folds?"
"Seven-and-a-half fold. ”
"Six-fold. ”
"Seven folds. ”
"Six-and-a-half fold. ”
"Deal. ”
Ye Fei didn't grind, but he knew that wine was indeed much more expensive than many ingredients, and it was not a small amount of money.
In the end, this product and the system were soft and hard to buy 500 altars of top maotai at a 6.5% discount!
Each altar is a top-grade ceramic altar, one jar of three catties, fifty-three degrees, and a hundred years of aging.
This kind of wine leaf flew in front of the live broadcast system to provide, 100 million one jar!
Ye Fei took five hundred jars in one go, that is, 50 billion, even if it was 6.5 percent off, it would be 32.5 billion! It was almost the same as the food money just now, and the sum of the two was 70 billion!
If this price is known to others, I don't know what it will be like to be surprised, 70 billion for a banquet, this Nima is simply a loser to the extreme, and there is no second person in the world who is so crazy.
There are too many things, and Ye Fei has already made plans for the night today.
He is still a mortal after all, and he can't finish so many ingredients in a while, and it will definitely take a long time.
But so what?
If you are iron to me, I will not hesitate to vomit blood for you, Ye Fei said this before.
A group of people outside were still packing up their things, and Ye Fei waved his hand to call the five people of the Elf God and Darkseid to the house again.
"What for?" the elven god asked with a wary expression.
Ye Fei pointed to his locker and said, "Help get something, do you think you will have something to eat if you don't take out the ingredients?"
"You ......"
The elven gods vomited blood in a few people's hearts, and they were especially used as coolies, brother, can you change someone? We are also a great god, and you really treat us as slaves?
"There are so many people outside, why don't you let them help?" the elf god pointed to the group of people outside, depressed.
Ye Fei said with a smile: "These are all excellent ingredients, I can tell you okay, just for this meal, I took out almost all my best ingredients, they sometimes will be hairy, if you waste a little bit I will be distressed, and only a great ability like you can take out these ingredients steadily, I can rest assured that you can do things." ”
Sycophants are a good thing, as long as you shoot them right, no one can resist them.
What else did the elven god want to say, but Darkseid said, "The leaf god is right. ”
So the elf god came to his mouth and swallowed Ye Fei's words again, and then glared at Darkseid fiercely, and said in his heart Can your IQ be online for three seconds, this is a tired fool, you are right.
He looked at Bingo, then at Zaya and Silver Surfer, and saw that none of them spoke, so the elven god nodded and said, "What ingredients shall we take?"
As soon as Ye Fei stretched out his hand to open an oversized storage compartment, he saw a stream of cold air rushing out of it, and then several people saw the ingredients in this storage compartment clearly, and then they were all not calm.
"Damn, won't you? you're going to let us carry this thing?" said the elven god as he almost jumped to his feet.
Even the corners of Bingo's mouth twitched one by one, Darkseid really wanted to give himself two slaps, his sister, what he said just now was too fast.
Ye Fei smiled: "What's the matter? This is a rosin pig, if you don't carry it out, don't ******* the spirit god after a while: "......"
This thing raised his nose and smelled it, and there was really an elegant pine smell coming out of it, but even if it was a rosin pig, it was also a pig, if I let others know that the supreme ruler of my dignified first universe came to you to carry pork, and others would not laugh off their big teeth?
He doesn't resist, someone carries it.
Darkseid felt that what he had just said was his own, and that he would have to be the first to do the work, so the boy reached out and picked up two pigs' bodies, put them directly on his shoulders, and strode out.
Then Zaya also carried two fans of pork, followed by Bingo and Silver Surfer.
The elf god really wants to run, MMP, if you know about this meal, you won't come to eat, what's the matter with just letting you work? And the job is to carry pork, do you say that you are angry or not?
However, he saw that Darkseid and several people began to move, he pointed at Ye Fei fiercely, gritted his teeth and said: "Boy, count yourself ruthless, let a few cosmic alliance leaders carry the pork to death, you are the first." ”
After speaking, as soon as the elf god reached out and picked up a fan of pork, he was about to leave, but Ye Fei shouted directly.
"Hey, hey, hey, everyone is carrying two fans, are you embarrassed about this fan?"
Elven God: "......."
"If it weren't for the crowd, I would really want to kill you with a pig's leg!
After saying that, the elf god still took another fan of pork, and then carried a fan of pork on each of his shoulders and went out.
This pork was a little frozen at first, and it melted after going out, and the pig's blood made the elf god all over his body, so he didn't suffer to death the elf god, he really has a habit of cleanliness, otherwise it would be impossible to wear white clothes and white shoes every day.
Now that he sees that his whole body is about to turn into blood red, the elf god really wants to die.
Lao Mo and the Ferris Pillar group were packing up their things outside to clean the venue, and then they saw several elven gods each carrying two fans of pork coming out of the house, and then ...... And then everyone was petrified again.
"I'll take it, Ye Shen is going to kill these powerful people today? I moved the table and chairs just now, and now I want to carry pork. ”
"Poof~~ I opened my eyes today, but I didn't expect the league leader's posture of carrying pork to be quite handsome. ”
"The clothes are soaked with pig blood, Alliance Leader, come on. ”
After a group of people reflected, they hurriedly shouted cheers to the elven god.
The elven god glared at the gang fiercely and said, "None of you have seen this today, otherwise you will bear the consequences!"
Damn, this thing must not be spread, and if it is passed out, he will have no face to live.