Face and discipline are two good things.

Some people can fight for them all their lives.

But Ye Fei is obviously not one of the "some people".

He doesn't value these two things at all, which has something to do with his previous experience, when he was an apprentice in Tianhe Shanggong, learning cooking under Han Jiu would not and could not have face and discipline at all, like a dog who was beaten and scolded every day, what kind of face and discipline do you talk about?

So these two things Ye Fei only slowly accumulated a little later, well, that's right, it's a little, and it is precisely because of the lack that he should cherish it even more.

He likes good things, but he can't cheat others because of good things, unless he has to.

Now it's obvious that it's not the last resort, whether it's Darkseid or Zaya, they are the live broadcast guests of their next show, and people are here to cheer them on, do you still have a conscience if you pit others again?

Well, although there are not many such things as conscience, but that can't be a pit, everything has to have a degree, right?

Therefore, Ye Fei directly rejected the bewitchment of the system of no discipline and no lower limit.

But he really liked the two super luxurious chairs given by Darkseid and Zaya, this one was a chair studded with diamonds in his left hand and a chair inlaid with colorful agate in his right hand, with a smile on his face like a ppy, all pleated.

The elf god came over, took away the diamond chair directly, and then was about to sit down, but Ye Fei snorted and jumped up again in fright.

"What's wrong?" the elven god asked.

Ye Fei ran over and moved the chair back, and then gave the bamboo chair provided by the system to the elf god.

Now, in terms of appearance and price, even the chairs provided by the system are not worth as much as the two given by Darkseid and Zaya, and each one will be scared to death.

So Ye Fei didn't want these two chairs to show up, he wanted to collect them, but he just wanted to go upstairs with two chairs to hide them, and the system spoke in his mind.

"Fifteen chairs must be maintained on the host site, and if the host does not use the chairs provided by the system, they need to be replaced with other substitutes, which cannot be changed. ”

Ye Fei: "......"

Hearing the sound of the system, the raised foot of the thing was lowered again, he looked at the chair given by Lao Han, and protested: "Why didn't you say that stool at the beginning?"

The system was silent for a while, and then said quietly: "That stool is not as valuable as these two chairs." ”

“....... Your sister!"

Ye Fei almost ran away.

Tell me what kind of garbage system this is? This product is also a kind of goods who hates the poor and loves the rich, and only likes the good, but doesn't even bother to say a word about the bad.

However, since the system requires fifteen chairs to be kept on site, he really can't find a replacement if he hides these two shiny chairs now, the key is that the system doesn't let it, and this girl will recognize these two chairs, according to its words, these two chairs are valuable, and they can't change them if they want to.

In the end, Ye Fei was really heartbroken, so he put the two chairs opposite each other, with a little distance between them, and then sat on the agate chair with his feet directly on the diamond chair.

Yes, Lao Tzu sits on two.

Seeing this scene, the elven god and the group of people all cried and laughed, this girl is just a child's temper, you can see how much this scoundrel is playing.

Darkseid said, "Ye God, if you like, I can replace all your tables and chairs with this." ”

Zaya also hurriedly said, "I can too." ”

The two of them have now completely convinced Ye Fei, especially after following him to the seventh universe, which was to return safely under the hands of Jialan God, and the reason why this is the case is all due to Ye Fei, after saying that Jialan's three right-hand men were killed, they were able to conquer Jialan with five delicacies, so as to get the friendship of the other party, this is a god.

For such a person, as long as you are not a fool, you know how to deal with it.

What a stammer!

Although Darkseid and Zaya are both the supreme rulers of a universe, their abilities are too different from Jialan, and even with Ye Fei's abilities, so they must make good friends.

And what is the way to make friends?

Gifts!

What happened to the aliens?

Aliens don't give gifts from time to time, do they?

When Ye Fei heard this, he almost fell off the two chairs with joy, he was too careless, if he still had an opinion on this kind of good thing, then he would be a pig.

But you can't show it too obviously, or it will make people laugh, right?

So Ye Fei pretended to think for three seconds...... He didn't dare to think about it for too long, he was afraid that after a long time, he agreed to these two guys and repented, then there would be no place to cry.

"This ...... To be honest, this big table and these chairs have been with me for a long time, and I really can't bear to replace them. Ye Fei said with a distressed face.

Darkseid and Zaya didn't understand what Ye Fei meant, let alone that Ye Fei's words were not finished, so the two of them directly cut off Ye Fei's words.

"Oh, I see, since Ye Shen has a relationship with these tables and chairs, then forget it. Darkseid said with a disappointed expression.

Zaya also sighed and said: "I know that Ye Shen is a person who values feelings, but I didn't expect to treat tables and chairs with such feelings, so I envy this table and these chairs, Ye Shen, we are not thoughtful, forgive me." ”

"Yes, I've got fifteen drill chairs ready, but unfortunately I have to destroy them again. ”

"Me too, I also prepared a huge colorful agate table, but unfortunately Ye Shen probably can't look at it, and can only destroy it. ”

I don't know if the two of them are really disappointed or deliberately cooperative, you and I look really sad when I say it.

They didn't notice Ye Fei's face now, Ye Fei's face was trembling now, as if it was filled with a high-frequency vibration machine, and it was suddenly ...... It's not over.

This thing really wants to jump up and slap these two guys twice, it's very rude for others to talk indiscriminately, do you understand?

The elven god and Bingo, as well as little Sauron and his father, watched from the sidelines, and several people were going to laugh like crazy, especially Bingo, who had begun to learn to grin.

"Hey, hey, hey, ......."

Ye Fei glanced at Bingo and said, "I think you still look better when you don't laugh." ”

Bingo: "......"

The smile disappeared in an instant, and he said seriously: "Didn't you say that it would be better to laugh before?"

"No, no, I didn't say that. ”

"Am I mistaken?"

"Definitely. ”

"I've never remembered anything wrong, and it's only been a few days, so it's impossible. ”

"We have a sport on the planet called basketball, and there is a league called the NBA that plays basketball, and the NBA's slogan is that anything is possible, so you don't need to doubt it. ”

“...... Oh. ”

The tears of the elf god's laughter were about to come out, and he once again realized how thick Ye Fei's face was, how broken the festival was, and he believed that Bingo was absolutely not mistaken, but this thing just didn't admit it.

He also knew what Ye Fei meant, so he smiled and said: "Ye boy, I remember the last time I came to be a guest, you told me that you wanted to change a set of high-quality tables and chairs, but you have been too busy and have no time to change them, right? ”

Darkseid and Zaya both looked at the elven god gratefully and nodded hurriedly.

"Yes, that's right. ”

"It's drip, it's drip. ”

Ye Fei: "......"

He was so happy that he couldn't wait to hold the beautiful face of the elf god and disfigure him, this guy's assistance came too timely and too timely.

But...... Can I say yes so readily?

No!

"Haha, I didn't expect you to remember my words after so long, I almost forgot it myself, but we have a saying here, called three years of new and three years of old, and another three years of sewing and mending, these old guys are not easy, even if I replace them, I will store them in the Ye Fei Museum, this is the glory they deserve." ”

"Ye Fei Museum?"

The elf god is so smiling, you stinky and shameless, why have I never heard of any hellish Ye Fei Museum? Why are you so grinding? After a while, people change their minds, and you have no place to cry.

Luckily, Darkseid spoke at this time.

"It should be, it should be, I didn't expect Ye Shenzhong's feelings to reach such a point, I'm not as good as ah. ”

Zaya also sighed: "Ye Shen, just for your emotional character, I have made up your friend, the elf god friend just said that is very right, we will never take back the things we take out, if you don't accept it, we will also be unhappy." ”

Bingo rolled his eyes and looked at the ceiling on the side, and said in his heart, two two goods, you were bought by others and are still counting the money for others, tell me how the two of you practice so much in terms of IQ and are called the supreme rulers of the two universes?

Ye Fei's eyes rolled, and finally gritted his teeth, and said: "Okay, since the two of you are working hard to force each other, I can only accept it, but let's talk about it first, I'm just borrowing it, if you want to go back at any time, you can open your mouth at any time, I, Ye Fei, don't say a word, and return it immediately." ”

Not to mention the elf god this time, even Bingo wants to go up and give this guy two feet.

Let's give me a good word, can you still have a face and a little discipline? Can you still go back to the things that people have sent? Just borrow it, you will go straight to the wasteland and get old, and you will return it, you are still a fart.

But for Darkseid and Zaya, it's enough to have Ye Fei's words.

So the two hurriedly nodded, and then it didn't take long for Darkseid to get fourteen chairs studded with diamonds and a huge table studded with diamonds for Ye Fei.

Zaya brought Ye Fei fourteen chairs inlaid with colorful agate and a table with colorful agate.

Suddenly, it can be said that the entire dilapidated house has become resplendent and splendid, this thing is like a person relying on clothes and horses relying on saddles, even if Ye Fei lives in a thatched house, it is luxurious enough to put so many top-level luxury tables and chairs in the house at once.

In Ye Fei's opinion, Darkseid and Zaya should have put together a set of tables and chairs, but they didn't expect to give one set each, and they got rich, which is really rich.

Looking at the two sets of super powerful tables and chairs, Ye Fei couldn't bear the excitement, stood up and touched this, touched that, and finally sighed: "Although the feel is not as good as my set of tables and chairs, it is better than the appearance, thank you, two." ”

A group of people: "......"

Are you insane?

It doesn't feel as good as your table and chairs, are you sure diamonds and agate don't feel as good as bamboo?

In the end, Ye Fei sat on a diamond chair and shouted in his heart.

"Come out, come out, you bastard come out for me. ”

System: "...... The system has detected that the host is currently very emotionally unstable and mentally disturbed, please pay attention to the host. ”

“...... I pay attention to a hammer. ”

"What's the matter with the host calling the system?"

"I'm going to smash the table and the chair! Calculate how much it will cost in total. Ye Fei shouted in his heart with the appearance of an upstart.

System: "......"

"Neurotic!"

Ye Fei: "......"

In the end, the system ignored him, and Ye Fei didn't smash the tables and chairs, and even if he did, he had to wait until these guys left.

"Okay, then we'll use these two new sets of tables and chairs, what, guys, can you please help me move these old tables and chairs upstairs? I'll put them in my museum when I'm free." ”

"No problem. Darkseid said almost at the same time.

Then each person carried two chairs and slowly moved things upstairs for Ye Fei along the stairs.

Although the building where Ye Fei lives is only two floors, it is high enough, otherwise Bingo and Darkseid and Zaya will not be able to enter if they become three meters tall, this thing is taller than the factory, the stairs are also long, and there is a bend in the middle, so a few people are not moving fast, and they don't dare to move fast, for fear of breaking Ye Fei, didn't listen to him?

After Lao Mo and his gang were resurrected, they were at the door, and at this time, a group of people looked into the house, and they happened to see Darkseid and Zaya, as well as the elf god and Bingo, and a few people helped Ye Fei fly upstairs to move tables and chairs, and everyone was instantly petrified.

"I'm going to have a grass, I'm not mistaken, right?

"Ahhhh

"Uh~~ Then the bingo of the cow fork has also become a coolie. ”

"And those two, all of them are the supreme rulers of one universe, this Nima....... Oops, my titanium dog eyes, that's so exciting. ”

Everyone is completely messy, no one expected Ye Fei to be so crazy, and directly use the supreme rulers of several universes as coolies, if this is spread out several universes, it will turn the sky upside down.

"Hey, hey, slow down, elf god, be careful, turn around, damn me, you touched the leg of the chair, will you move the chair?!" Ye Fei raised his head and looked at the elf god who was walking upstairs, shouting from behind.

The elves are angry and want to directly smash Ye Fei with a chair, you shameless, Lao Tzu is the first time in his life to help others move chairs, you are called screaming, you are called Mao, isn't it just a broken chair?

"Bingo, bingo, raise a little higher, yes, yes, yes, can't such a person even move a chair?" Ye Feihu continued to roar with a grimace.

So Bingo and Darkseid and Zaya wanted to beat Ye Fei collectively, are you still finished? You look at all the universes except you who dares to yell at us? I can't move a chair anymore, and Lao Tzu is also the first time in my life to move a chair.

"Roar~~"

Bingo raised his fist at Ye Fei, and then roared.

Darkseid also gave Ye Fei a middle finger with a painful face.

Zaya directly took out his mallet and danced twice at Ye Fei.

And then...... Then the three guys continued to move tables and chairs.

At this time, Silver Surfer came back, he just went to see Susan's grave, and as for taking her away, he had to wait until he got the food made by Ye Fei, so he wandered outside for a while and came back, waiting for Ye Fei to cook food.

As a result, as soon as he floated into the door, Silver Shadow Man saw Ye Fei there pinching his waist with one hand and pointing at the elf god with the other, shouting and screaming, just like a landlord's wife.

And the elven gods and the others carefully moved upstairs with two chairs each.

Seeing this scene, Silver Surfer fell off the surfboard with a plop.

"Ahem, I said, what's going on?" Silver Surfer climbed back onto the surfboard and asked in a whisper beside Ye Fei.

Ye Fei looked back and said, "You came back just in time, help move this table upstairs." ”

Silver Surfer: "........"