Finally fed the living creature, Cao Yungui saw that the time was not early, and went to work in a panic after eating something. Before leaving, he still didn't give up and explained to his wife:

"Wife, don't forget that it's time for you to go to work, so grab your living treasure and go to work! If you can exchange money, you can exchange money, if you can't, you can give it to whoever you want! We don't lack this money. Fang Guilan was busy with the children, and she didn't hear what her husband said. She just suddenly felt as if she hadn't done anything important this morning, and her mind flashed:

"Husband, child, father, what about our son, he hasn't eaten yet!"

"I found a living treasure and I forgot the baby you gave to the family, he was on duty at school today and said that he was too late to eat breakfast. I ran away, and I chased him and gave him two yuan to buy food on the way. Cao Yungui said as he drove the broken car that he didn't know how many hands and ran away.

"The child's father, when he comes back from work at night, remember to buy a carton of milk and diapers. ”

When Fang Guilan chased her out of the yard, all she was left with was a puff of black smoke from the butt of the car.

After school, Cao Yuyi walked home sullenly, he didn't know what was wrong, he felt that something bad was going to happen since the morning. He handled each lesson with care. Fortunately, everything is as usual, almost every class, the teacher will say: You see Cao Yuyi is all right, you have to learn like him; Look at Cao Yuyi...

He was tired of listening to it, and these teachers would not change some new words to see what he Cao Yuyi was doing? Can they change it when they see it? He Cao Yuyi is naturally smart, and the most successful thing for his father and his mother is to raise a naturally smart son, who is unique and unique, understand?

Although there is nothing to do at school all day, this feeling still does not subside, and it is difficult to be at home? What can be done at home? Except for my mother who takes power all day long and scolds my father like a little deflated, there will be nothing to do?

As usual, Cao Yuyi didn't enter the door yet, and threw the schoolbag behind him directly onto the sofa in the living room. Today I was in a bad mood and played abnormally, and the schoolbag did not fall onto the sofa, but fell directly to the marble floor, colliding with the iron stationery box inside and making a screeching sound.

"Who's it, throwing things at my house in broad daylight, don't want to live anymore?" Fang Guilan's ghost crying wolf howled sounded inside.

It's hard that this is the bad thing he expected to happen today? It seems that things are not as bad as he thought, he is confident to deal with his hot mom, he is much better than his dad. has fought with her thousands of times, and he is getting more and more fierce.

But what surprised Cao Yuyi was. When her mother saw him, her expression turned 380 degrees, and her face was full of smiles. While picking up the schoolbag on the ground, he said:

"Oh! My baby son is back. Cao Yuyi is really scared now, it seems that the terrible thing is still to come! As long as his mother calls him his precious son, it will be fine.

Take last week, for example, when he came back, her mother had a baby son and a baby son short. It turned out that the daughter of a colleague of hers was in kindergarten, and other children would write AOE, but she couldn't, no matter how teachers and parents taught. Later, I chatted with his mother and learned that she had a genius son in her family, who could add and subtract within a hundred at the age of two. I asked her to ask him to guide her daughter.

He really couldn't stand the, and the left baby screamed one baby after another, so he had to reluctantly go. That knew that the four-year-old little girl, IQ was pitifully low, and her EQ was so high that she was so high that when she saw him piercing a fierce son, she drilled straight into his arms, and as a result, he used all his tricks to teach her, and he came back with snot and saliva all over his body. He was so disgusted that he didn't want to eat for days.

Seeing Ms. Fang's smiling face, he felt extremely frightened. He hurriedly flashed to the side and called nervously:

"Mom, what do you want to do?"

"Baby son, what are you hiding from your mother? Come here, my mother has something to tell you. ”

"Don't say it, if you dare to ask me to guide that little girl again, I'll let you break off with my dad. ”

"Don't threaten me, you won't be able to threaten me in the future. Fang Guilan replied seriously. Why is that? This phrase has always been the most effective. Seeing her son's puzzled eyes, Ms. Fang said in a good mood:

"So you have to listen to me and you'll know why. ”

"Then you say it!" Ms. Fang kissed her throat. He unfolded a smiling face that scared people to death and said:

"Baby son, you said that your mother will raise you another sister, okay?" Cao Yuyi couldn't help but look at her bulging belly, and said very sincerely:

"Mom, does it have anything to do with whether I want to or not? It's about whether you can give birth to it, needless to say, you know it! ”

"You..." Ms. Fang was so choked by his words that she wanted to stand up and beat someone, but she soon calmed down, and continued to maintain what she thought was a very kind and beautiful smile and said:

"What if mom can give birth? Can you accept this sister?"

"Then let's wait until you are born!" Cao Yuyi wanted to slip away after saying this, but was stopped by Ms. Fang.

"Don't run! I'm not done yet?"

"Mom, can you stop bothering me, you said you have nothing to do and scold my dad! What are you pestering me for? I still have to do my homework!" Cao Yuyi said impatiently.

"You never did your homework before you came back for dinner. ”

"I've decided to start doing my homework before dinner today. ”

"I'll have to hear what I'm going to say. Ms. Fang pulled him back fiercely and said. is embarrassed and angry again, and the original form is revealed, Cao Yuyi feels that he has this ability, and he can definitely make his mother have this kind of expression within three sentences.

Ms. Fang didn't want to pretend to be smiling anymore, she had to come after her. What cannot be concealed is what cannot be concealed.

"Xiaoyi, today my mother picked up garbage and picked up a sister for you. ”

"Mom, don't you pick up all the garbage and sell it for money, and then go grocery shopping? What are you doing to pick up garbage for me? I don't have any money for you. ”

"It's not garbage, it's my sister. ”

"Sister, is that the little girl you asked me to point out last time?"

"Yes, yes..."Ms. Fang nodded hurriedly. Cao Yuyi stood up violently and called out to her:

"She is drooling except for a runny nose, and her family has thrown it away for her, why did you pick it up for her? Do you think your son has lived too long?" Ms. Fang was confused by him, and he reacted quickly, and quickly explained:

"It's not... It's not that sister, it's another little sister?"

"Little sister, how small?"

"It's about the size of a kitten. Do you want to take a look?" Not long ago, he was clamoring for his mother to pick up a puppy for him, but his mother just didn't agree, and today the sun rose in the west, and she brought it back so quickly. Thinking of this, Cao Yuyi said happily: "I want to see!"

What kind of thing is this? Bareheaded. His face was fluffy and wrinkled, like the pencil shavings he had shaved off, and the whole looked like a purple sweet potato full of hair. Cao Yuyi didn't know what the hell was going on. Is this alive or dead? Thinking of this, he couldn't help but stretch out his hand to test it, but his hand hadn't reached it yet. I saw this thing open its big mouth and cry "wow", its mouth was pulled directly to the root of its ears, its voice was extremely loud, and its expression was even more terrifying.

"Ah!" Cao Yuyi screamed in fright, and ran out:

"Monster!" happened to meet Cao Yungui, who had just entered the door, he threw himself into his arms and shouted in horror:

"Daddy, Daddy, there's a monster in the house. It's scary, it's scary. Cao Yungui patted his son, who was trembling with horror, and said:

"Xiaoyi, that's not a monster, your mother said it's your sister. ”

"It's your sister!" Cao Yuyi argued without hesitation:

"That's obviously a monster that doesn't look like anything. ”

At the dinner table, Cao Yuyi stared at the dishes on the table, especially the burnt pork ribs (in Ms. Fang's words, there was more fire, and it was burnt). He secretly swallowed once and again. But he has decided to go on a hunger strike to declare his anger and silent revolt.

He was amazed in his heart that his hunch was so accurate. Today, a major event has happened that is as big as the end of the world. He must stop this horrific incident from developing further.

Seeing that his baby son was so angry that he didn't even want to serve the bowl, Fang Guilan flattered him with two pieces of his favorite pork ribs and said:

"Son, don't eat greens tonight, eat more ribs!" "This four don't blame is really powerful! A day of success will make you a loving mother, yesterday you also bragged about the benefits of greens, don't force me to eat it and vow not to give up." Cao Yuyi glanced at her and thought disdainfully. Cao Yungui looked at his son who was on a hunger strike, and couldn't help but persuade him:

"Xiaoyi! You don't know your mother's temper. We can't help what she decides, so let's resign ourselves to dinner!" "That's your life, not ours, okay?" Cao Yuyi glared at his father and said secretly. Seeing that he didn't say anything and didn't eat, Fang Guilan decided to impress him with love.

"Son, look how pitiful your sister is! If we don't feed her, she'll freeze and starve to death. If we don't take him in, we're miserable. ”

"You brought her back to scare me and torture me. Isn't it inhumane?"

"What do you think if we throw you away a few days after you are born?"

"I want to know that you guys are sick to me when you come back with a four. I wish you had thrown me away when I was born. ”

"Slap", as expected, Ms. Fang put down the chopsticks in her hand in shame and anger under his words, and shouted:

"Why are you so ignorant of what is wrong with this kid! Your father has been persuaded by me, why can't you accept your sister happily?" "My dad, do you still need to say? He will accept whatever you say, and if your fart is enlarged, he will have to shake three times." Cao Yuyi said silently.

Fang Guilan glared at Cao Yungui next to her and said:

"Let's go, don't care about him, he likes to eat or not!" Cao Yungui hurriedly stood up, and did not forget to remind softly when he left:

"Xiaoyi, you just accept the facts! Your arms can't reach your thighs. You're starving to death on a hunger strike, and your mom won't necessarily notice. She only has your sister in her eyes now. ”

"Ah, Lord Yama, you can take me! Even if you are a little ghost under you, your life is much better than my current life. Cao Yuyi held his breath and shouted.