003 can't bear it
After the monster entered the house, Cao Yuyi felt that his good days were completely over. Ms. Fang was as busy as a spinning top, circling around the four statues all day long. I can't take care of him anymore. He really misses the warm days of arguing with Ms. Fang.
Now Ms. Fang's most common remark is: Xiaoyi, can you get some food by yourself? Xiaoyi, you go by yourself... It doesn't matter if he eats vegetables or breakfast.
The most terrible thing is that monster, it doesn't seem to be from China, it's from a Western country, she has a jet lag upside down, night is not different, during the day he is at home she still knows that she is a disgusting thing, sleep quietly on her sleep, at night she grinned her invincible mouth and cried until dawn, if it wasn't for his father to stop him, he would have strangled her countless times. The reason why his father was able to stop him was because after the monster came to the house, he was driven to his bed by Ms. Fang.
Cao Yuyi felt that Ms. Fang was obsessed with monsters, just like the king on the god list he had seen was obsessed with the fox spirit Daji, and under the confusion of this monster, she began to plague all living beings.
Fortunately, the monster was in his mother's room, and he rarely saw it, even when he saw his mother holding it out, he avoided it. It wasn't until one Sunday two months later that he finished his homework and was about to go out to play with friends, when he saw Ms. Fang picking up vegetables while holding the little monster as soon as he went out.
He was a little surprised to find that Ms. Fang had obviously lost weight in the past two months, and her bulging little belly was quietly not early. He looked over again, only to find that the flesh on her body had gone from the little monster. I haven't seen him for two months, and the little monster looks like a small pink lump of flesh. His face was full of meat, and he was worried that if he continued to grow, his already small eyes, nose and mouth would be squeezed out. But overall, it looks a little human-shaped. Seeing Ms. Fang holding the small meat ball in one hand and laboriously picking up the vegetables in the other, he couldn't help but walk over.
"Mom, do you want me to help you?" Fang Guilan looked at her son in surprise, he hadn't taken the initiative to talk to her for two months. But she understands her stubborn son. He is too much like himself, hard-mouthed and soft-hearted.
"Is the homework done?" Cao Yuyi nodded.
"Then help me take a look at my sister!" Mom finished picking up the order. Cao Yuyi hesitated, but finally took over the little pink meat ball. He sat down on the small stool, stretched out his arms, and supported her with both hands on the arms of the little fleshy mound to keep her from falling.
This was the first time he had met her eyes, her little eyes were round and shiny, and she looked at herself with a bony look like a little pug trying to eat his chicken legs in his hands. Puppies, that's his favorite animal. Cao Yuyi instantly felt that she was not so annoying.
He couldn't help but clumsily hug her to his lap. She still looked at him with the eyes of the little pug, and her eyes were getting brighter and brighter, and saliva was flowing out in strings. Just while he was still in a daze. The little ball of flesh pounced on him, biting his towering nose with unmistakable accuracy, and holding his head with a pair of chubby hands, sucking hard. He didn't react for a moment, and fell to the ground on his back with a small stool. Thanks to Ms. Fang's quick eyes, she pulled the small ball of flesh that sucked his nose hard away from him. Cao Yuyi, who was touching his face full of saliva, screamed at the small meat ball.
"I'm going to chop you up a little lump of meat. Ms. Fang said disdainfully:
"As for it, isn't it just a few puffs of your nose in front of the pacifier!" After speaking, he hugged the little meat ball and kissed it fiercely and said:
"Xiao Shi, mom knows that you are hungry, and my brother's nose is nothing to suck, let's go and suck milk!" Cao Yuyi grabbed his head and screamed at the sky:
"Little meatball, I'm going to touch you again, I'm just a little pug. ”
After the lesson of being sucked last time, Cao Yuyi stayed away from that little meat ball. The little meat ball seems to have eased up from the jet lag, and he sleeps like a normal person at night, and his father is an old slut who itches all over his body without being scolded by Ms. Fang for a day, and he risked being kicked out of bed two months ago and returned to Ms. Fang's bed. Therefore, Cao Yuyi also slowly felt that the small meat ball did not have much impact on his life.
But the good days didn't last long, and Cao Yuyi found that things were far from being as optimistic as he imagined. In the blink of an eye, the little lump of meat has turned into a small lump of meat and has begun to stagger. What's even worse is that she is particularly interested in Cao Yuyi, as soon as he comes back from school, she will desperately pounce on him, and no one can pull it. Whenever this happens, Ms. Fang is always moved to cry bitterly and says:
"Family affection is family affection, no matter how you separate it, you can't separate it, brother and sister love is deep!" Cao Yuyi glared at Ms. Fang, and secretly thought in her heart:
"My mother, can you not spoil me like this? Who has a deep affection for the little pug who sucks when she sees something? I think she is annoyed by your old face, and when she sees a little fresh meat like me, she is greedy again, and wants to bite me again. ”
Oops! I admit that I am the handsome school grass in the school, but you can't treat me so enthusiastically! At the moment when the little meat mound was about to pounce on him, Cao Yuyi quickly flashed into his room and closed the door. Soon there was a deafening cry outside the door.
After several such experiences, Cao Yuyi learned that he would no longer use the high-profile action of throwing his schoolbag like before, and announced that he was back. He began creeping into the house and sneaking into the room. He sadly discovered that he was the saddest person in the world, and he was as sneaky as a thief when he entered his own home. But as long as he dodged the monster, he could only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.
On this day, as usual after school, he used the most agile movements to quietly flash into his room, and he felt that with this practice, he would soon become a world-class thief and flying man.
After he finished this last action: he slammed the door gracefully, he smoothed his hair very much, and then... Then his knees went limp, and he almost fell to his knees.
He saw that the little meat mound, who had nightmares for several nights in a row, was sitting upright on his writing desk, and he clearly saw that the little meat mound swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva after seeing his coherent and graceful movements. He was so frightened that he couldn't help but swallow.
Just as Cao Yuyi wanted to run away from the door, he was horrified to find that one of Xiao Roudun's chubby little hands was grasping his favorite ceramic pen holder, which he had taken a fancy to when he and his parents were traveling together, and it was the trophy after a three-hour tongue war between him and Ms. Fang.
The little meat mound had round little eyes, and looked at him with a bone. The meaning is clear: if you don't dare, my hand will slip. Cao Yuyi didn't dare to hesitate any longer, he walked in front of her with trepidation, and snatched the pen holder from Xiaopang's hand. The little meat mound also got what he wanted and threw himself into his arms. He didn't know what Ms. Fang was feeding her with, and the strength of a lump of meat was terrible. No matter how much he pushed, he couldn't push off the little meat mound, so he had to threaten:
"If you don't let go of me, and if you dare to suck me again, I'll put it on the pallet for you, cut it into eight pieces and feed it to the little pug. There was no trace of panic on Xiao Roudun's face, but she still looked at him with a bone, and what made him even more angry was that she looked at him with an expression like she saw a monster.
It seems that this little meat mound is in human form, but she still can't understand human speech, and she still clutches herself. Cao Yuyi decided that it could only be solved by force. He raised his hand high, and when he was testing how hard he could slap it, his eyes darkened violently, and his face stinged, and his raised hand quickly protected his eyes.
Just when he reacted, he was attacked in advance by Xiao Roudun: scratched, and when he was about to fight back, Xiao Roudun opened his big mouth and cried. It's incredible, obviously that little mouth is about to shrink into the flesh, but when I cry, a big toothless mouth grins at the root of my ears again. Damn! Monsters are monsters, horror is terrifying.
Ms. Fang rushed over when she heard the sound. Seeing her daughter crying so sadly, she glared at Cao Yuyi and scolded:
"Xiaoyi, you are your brother, you are more than her, you still beat her, do you want to be shameless?"
"Look at my face, can you still ask for it?" Cao Yuyi pointed to his hot and painful face. Asked Ms. Fang seriously. Look at a few deep scratches on his face. Ms. Fang patted him on the shoulder, and said with great maternal love:
"You are an elder brother, you are a little wronged and let your sister be embarrassed!"
"Ah, Lord Yama, you can take me! Even if you are a little ghost under you, your life is much better than my current life. Cao Yuyi held his breath and shouted.