"I'm (I love you)! This is a dance?

"The name of the show is "Performing Arts", isn't it quite normal? And it's not difficult to break a boulder in the chest, as long as the force point is even, then the people below are completely fine. As long as you have a dense card clothing, I can walk barefoot on it!"

"Am I talking about this problem? I'm talking about the guy who threw the rock on top of me!"

............

"Poof——!

In the audience, the old man took a sip of tea and sprayed Zhang Luo on the opposite side: "What kind of acrobatics is this?!"

I'm sorry, in the face of this kind of thing, even the always calm man couldn't help but swear.

Zhang Luo smiled and tried to play a round: "Director, haven't we all seen this kind of performance like a chest stone before? ”

The chief was furious: "But I've never seen anyone blast a stone with a fist!"

What is that special thing that a man can do?

Blasting a rock that big with a fist?

What the hell is the science of this?!

"It's all special effects. Zhang Luo used a declarative sentence to express his meaning seriously, "Well, that's right. It's all special effects. ”

But the cold sweat on his forehead had betrayed him deeply.

Where did Xiao Fang find these "immortals"? Is there really a martial art in this world?

"In the Spring Festival Gala, the performance of chest crushing boulders...... Xiao Fang, this kid, isn't it a little too down-to-earth......" sighed, and the director of the bureau hid his face and was speechless.

At this time, a young man next to him leaned into Zhang Luo's ear and quietly reported the situation.

Zhang Luo's eyes lit up, and he said in a low voice: "Director, the ratings are crazy!"

The director put down his hand and asked, "Has it plummeted?"

"No! It's skyrocketing!" Zhang Luo said very quickly, "Right now! The real-time ratings have skyrocketed to nine percentage points! Now they have completely left behind the Spring Festival Gala of other local stations! Now the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala of the second-ranked local satellite TV are only close to eight points!"

"Nine percent of the ratings...... Could it be that the current audience likes to watch the broken boulder on the chest?" the director was puzzled.

"No! it's a curiosity hunt!" Zhang Luo explained: "Everyone has seen the video of the broken boulder on the Internet, but the boulder is broken empty-handed, no one should have seen it at all!"

One thing to say, indeed.

Who has ever seen such a thing as bursting a big stone with an empty hammer in reality?

The director seemed to be persuaded by Zhang Luo, but ......

"But this is still a big stone in the chest...... And how do you explain it to netizens after that?"

Zhang Luo was confident: "Special effects!

Anyway, even if you say it, the Internet thinks it's special effects or Wia or whatever.

Then the official said that it was a special effect, so you don't have anything to say, right?

The director felt that what he said made sense, so he continued to watch the show with peace of mind.

An hour later—

"Well, I have to say, these songs are all very well conceived, they are all very in the style of our country, and the lyrics and songs are also very good. But except for "Blue and White Porcelain" and "Thousands of Mountains and Rivers" (Su Mulin's original lyrics) sung by Lin Qingjie and Ye Lun respectively, the performance of other singers is not worthy of lyrics and songs. The director said with a smile: "But the overall is still good, at least the mental outlook of these children is very different from before." Xiao Fang did a good job. By the way, what's the ratings now?"

Zhang Luo looked down at his phone: "It's stable at 9.5 percent." ”

To be honest, the results of the show during this period of time are good, whether it is the song "Blue and White Porcelain", "Thousands of Mountains and Rivers", "For the Dragon" or "Loyal to the Country", it really reflects Fang Bei's talent and the new look of those little fresh meats.

The reviews on the Internet are not low.

In hindsight, it seems that I have to thank Xiao Fang for a while.

With so many good songs coming out at the Spring Festival Gala at the same time, it seems that he was busy enough some time ago.

There is also a sketch "Divination" edited by Fang Bei, which is also good.

The starring role of this sketch is a monk and a Taoist priest.

It is about a monk telling fortunes in the scenic area.

His fortune-telling is particularly accurate, and even the scenic spot managers who came to fight fakes were fooled and lame by him.

But at this time, the Taoist priest appeared.

He is also a fortune teller, but he belongs to the category of fake fortune tellers.

In the sketch, he also pretended to calculate it for others, and found that it was also very accurate.

When asked if he had any secrets, he said it was just observation and clichés.

Guess the other person's professional net worth based on the other person's expression and dress, and set the other party's information through clichés.

After an unclear analysis, the monk was ashamed and admitted his mistake.

Then the two of them gave everyone a science popularization of the real situation of fortune telling, and at the same time called on everyone to still believe in science.

In short, it is a happy ending of "true, good, beautiful".

Anyway, refuse to say "fake, evil, ugly!"

This is also the program that the director is most satisfied with so far.

As for the most dissatisfied...... Of course, it was the "chest broken boulder" that caused the ratings to skyrocket......

"What's next?" asked the director, "to be honest, even I haven't had that kind of anticipation for a long time. ”

The form of the Spring Festival Gala is clear, and he really hasn't felt anything new in the past ten years.

Even he was like that, let alone the young people now.

But this time is different, he does have a strong sense of anticipation for the following show.

Zhang Luo smiled: "The next show is magic, and the performer is ...... Huh?"

"What's wrong?" the director looked puzzled.

"It's fine. Zhang Luo smiled reluctantly.

I hope Xiao Fang won't make trouble for me again, it's really tiring to play a round game......

At this time, the host on the stage began to announce the curtain: "The next program is: "Close-up Magic: Golden Painting"! Performer: Qiu Qianren!"

Backstage, don't hand water to the two bigwigs: "Master, Dao Chief, the two of you have worked hard!"

"No hard work, no hard work. Lao Dao smiled and said: "I smeared this monk with the situation, it feels really good." ”

That's right, these two are the bearers of Shaolin Wudang, and they are also here to stand for Fang Bei today.

Of course, this is just their rhetoric, and in fact it is not for exposure?

And there's a dirty PY deal in there......

The old monk sipped his saliva, but he didn't care: "It doesn't matter, as long as the organizer of the first WWE is our Shaolin Temple." ”

This WWE is not the other WWE.

The full name of WWE in Fang Bei's previous life is called WorldWrestling Entertainment, which means "World Wrestling Entertainment", which is a kind of show that entertains the public in a dramatic way.

And the WWE that the old monk said is called WorldWushu Entertainment, which means "World Martial Arts Entertainment".

In fact, everyone chatted together during filming before, and then Fang Bei accidentally mentioned the form of WWE.

The speaker has no intention of listening to the heart, and these two Buddhist masters have kept this matter in their hearts.

Promoting martial arts, other sects follow the path of acting and opening schools.

These two kinds of them Wudang Shaolin will not give up.

But as the saying goes, you have to grasp with both hands, and you have to be hard with both hands!

They went back and pondered, this kind of thinking that Fang Bei proposed is also a good way!

According to the way of performance, interpret the grievances and hatreds of various major factions or characters, and then "fight" in the ring.

If you can do it, it seems like a good idea.

As a result, these two schools went to the rivers and lakes to contact their families (referring to the classical martial arts schools that have been passed down for hundreds of years, not the modern schools of Wing Chun).

Everyone usually can only live on the little ticket money shared by the state, and when they hear about this plan, they applaud.

So everyone hit it off, and took advantage of the Spring Festival Gala to find Fang Bei.

Fang Bei didn't issue it, so he had to agree.

And the reason why the master agreed to play the villain in this sketch is because he made an exchange with Wudang Daochang, that is, the venue of the first WWE must be Shaolin!

However, at this time, Fang Bei also made a small suggestion.

For example, each school can combine it with its own local scenic spot to develop the plot.

For example, "the six major factions besiege Guangmingding", "Wudang Mountain fights the heroes of the rivers and lakes alone", "the heroes fight Shaolin" and other dramas, and then subtly set the "combat effectiveness" of each major faction through performances and the like.

In this way, the show can last forever.

After all, everyone's favorite thing to do is to raise the bar, and the topic of who is better than whom, can be discussed for ten years without being annoying......

chatted and chatted, and the topic was pulled back to the Spring Festival Gala.

Fang Bei asked, "By the way, what kind of magic is this Qiu Master going to perform?"

Honestly, he really didn't know!

When Qiu Qianren was rehearsing and performing before, he happened to be taken away by Zhang Luo to talk, so he didn't watch it at all, it was Liu Mang who supervised the work.

Having said that, he had also heard of this gang leader of the Iron Palm Gang, of course, in a certain martial arts book in his previous life.

But there is nothing so unscientific in this world, how can this person perform magic?

The master Taoist glanced at each other and said with a smile: "You can see it at a glance." ”

............

On stage, no, under the stage.

Under the stage, right in front of the audience, a table was erected by the staff.

The five big and three thick Qiu Qianren sat at the table with a big sword.

He was dressed in a sleeveless short shirt, and his arms were almost thicker than the waist of the hostess next to him.

The hostess next to her asked, "What are we going to perform this close-up magic trick?"

This is actually a talk.

She has also done this work for a few years, and in the past few years, she also cooperated with the Dangtuo companion to perform magic tricks in the Spring Festival Gala, and she was clear.

I believe this time will not be different.

But what's the deal with this camera? Isn't it a little bit more?

Friends who watched the live broadcast in front of the TV and in front of the computer also had the same question, because they found that this magic seemed to be a little different from previous years.

"What's so nice about this kind of magic? Isn't that the back and forth set, it's really hard for the audience on the spot, and it's really annoying to be the audience when they can't do it. ”

"Yes, I'm more looking forward to the exposure and magic decryption after the fact, but will the ghost hand king do the decryption this year? ”

Ghost Hand King is not his real name, but a Weibo V.

This man is also a professional magician, but he has never been very popular.

But a few years ago, he changed careers and started to do magic puzzle work, but it became popular all of a sudden.

Especially the Spring Festival Gala, this is the link he looks forward to every year.

Because in the past few years, he decrypted the magic tricks on the day of the Spring Festival Gala every year, which also led to the magician who had been attending the Spring Festival Gala in the past few years to be on the same page as him.

Originally, he was quite disappointed that the other party didn't go to the Spring Festival Gala this year, but now, I'm afraid there is new material.

He smiled and posted a Weibo:

"If you can't solve it within half an hour, I will lose, everyone is waiting for my news. #春晚#"

But as soon as he put down his phone, he was stunned.

Because...... This year's magic seems to be a little different.

I saw that the live broadcast perspective of the Spring Festival Gala on the computer was completely different from the close-up view of the magic show in previous years.

This time, it actually directly adopted the form of split screen!

There are five cameras in the frame at the same time!

A close-up of the front, a top-down panorama, two side panoramas, and a back-to-back panorama!

The Ghost Hand King was a little confused.

Close-up magic does this kind of perspective...... Is it because the goofs aren't fast enough?

He smiled, it seems that this year's Spring Festival Gala can help him add a lot of heat!

The scene returns to the scene.

Qiu Qianren, the magician with a big waist and a round waist, saw him take out a golden statue the size of a palm and lay it flat on the table covered with a dark tablecloth, and then said: "What I want to perform is how to turn this golden statue from a three-dimensional three-dimensional into a flat portrait in an instant!"

The audience was delighted.

That's it?

What is this, it doesn't sound as good as last year's copper kettle magic.

But the next moment, they couldn't laugh anymore.

I saw that Qiu Qianren magician on the screen took a deep breath, and then shouted violently, and at the same time slapped his palm on the golden statue!

There was a loud bang, and then everything was calm.

Qiu Qianren pressed his hand on the table and smiled slightly: "Audience friends, the time to witness the miracle has come!"

And then! he took his hand away!

The three-dimensional golden statue below has magically disappeared!

What remains on the table is a lifelike flat painting that is exactly the same as the golden statue just now!

The hostess next to her was stupid.

Don't be stupid.

The director and Zhang Luo were stupid.

The audience in front of the TV and the computer was stupid.

Ghost Hand King...... He was also stupid.

"What the hell is this...... Is it magic?!"