"This is a matter of principle, if you make trouble with other programs, you will not be allowed to mess around with news programs, Lin Jun gritted his teeth and glared at Su Luo,

"You promised me that you wouldn't mess around!"

What is the fierceness, Su Luo glared back on the spot: "Why am I messing around, Lao Tzu is a super announcer, can't you see it?"

"I can't see it!"

Lin Jun's teeth are still creaking, it's really not that simple, this guy is still here to smash the field after all, let him go up and broadcast the news?

"Eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope, and eight hundred artillery guns on the north slope. The pacesetters are afraid to touch the artillery guns, and the artillerymen are afraid to touch the pacesetters!"

Su Luo smiled, and also showed a show to the program team, leaders, and announcers present,

"I can do this thing too, I can also make chemical fertilizers volatile, black chemical fertilizers will be gray, gray fertilizers will be black, black fertilizers will be volatile, gray fertilizers will be volatile, gray fertilizers will be black, gray fertilizers will be black, ......"

What is the right word, what is professional, what is strength!

Do you dare to say I'm not an announcer?

Lin Jun was really about to cry: "Brother, news broadcasts and tongue twisters are two different things!"

Su Luo: "Ouch, I know, I know in my heart, what good will I do to you? If there is an accident, I will have to go to prison for at least a few years, and you will be punished lightly at most, isn't this reasonable?"

Lin Jun: "......"

The program team of "Common Concern" was so anxious that they wanted to cry without tears: "Director, there are still ten minutes before the show starts, there is no time, anyway, there is a teleprompter, either let Director Su try it, or Director Su get out of the way, hurry up and give me an idea!"

"Hear me, time is pressing, go and bring me today's press release, time is pressing!"

There are results, all pull aside, Su Luocai doesn't care what Lin Jun says, today I am the one who speaks!

Su Luo sat down on the anchor position with a big grin, and said to the female anchor next to her, who was already completely messy,

"After the show starts in a while, you can do your part as usual, don't worry about me, don't worry, I can do it, don't be nervous!"

Su Luo said and flipped up today's news content, quickly browsed it, and probably knew it in his heart.

And the female anchor is broken inside, my God, how can you make me not nervous?

"Chief Lin, what can I do about this?"

"It's... This...... Why don't you stop this show today?"

Su Luo slapped the manuscript: "Ah, hey, can you stop arguing, you have made you nervous if you weren't nervous!"

Everyone: "......"

The matter has come to this point, there is no turning back, Lin Jun gritted his teeth: "Cooperate with him! Everyone stay vigilant, fully cooperate with him, no problems are allowed, once there is a problem, we will be punished together!"

Today can be regarded as seeing Su Luo's madness, this guy is definitely a madman, but Lin Jun thought about Su Luo's previous proposal, and his eyes were fixed on Su Luo, who was already sitting in front of the anchor desk with a serious expression, I heard that those who dare to accompany you crazy made a lot of money in the end, this one, Lao Tzu gambled!

"Lights~~!!"

"Camera~~!!"

"Three minutes to go!"

"One minute!"

Everyone was looking at Su Luo nervously, uneasy, their palms were full of sweat, their hearts were beating wildly, and it was estimated that the blood vessels of those with high blood pressure were going to burst!

......

On the Internet, netizens and reporters are also staring at a certain station, after Su fell in, except for the dream family and a certain official Weibo came out to sell a cute, there is no news yet.

How can it be so quiet?

Absolutely unscientific!

The people who eat melons are bored swiping the webpage and swiping Weibo, very boring, the melons are all eaten, why is there nothing to do.

At this moment, a message came from Weibo!

"Ahhhh

"What's wrong, what's wrong?"

"The pit master! The pit master is messing in!

"What ??????"

The netizens who received the news were crazy, the TV should be turned on, and a certain online live broadcast without TV was scared!

Well, I just said how could there be no news coming out, it turned out that "Common Concern" was broadcast, what news would it be the pit owner?

And when he meows to see the show screen!

Fans: "......"

Melon-eating masses: "......"

Media Reporter: "......"

Thunder rolls!

It's not something that can be expressed in a single slot!

It's not the news of the pit owner, it's... It's his meow's pit owner who is broadcasting the news!

That's right, next to the female anchor, isn't it Su Luo, a serious face that doesn't smile at the moment, very serious!

"What the hell!"

"Poof~!hahaha!"

"Why did the pit owner run away to be a news anchor, oh my God!"

"Shh~~~!!"

On the TV screen,

Female anchor: "Next, let's watch the next piece of news!"

The screen then cuts to the prepared news material commentary.

"Children are a special group, their body organs and physiological functions are not yet mature, and the use of drugs is very different from that of adults, and the use of drugs needs to be 'tailor-made'.

Statistics show that there are more than 6,000 pharmaceutical companies in China, and only more than 10 pharmaceutical companies specialize in the production of children's medicines; less than 5% of the drugs produced for children in China are produced, and 90% of the drugs do not have a 'children's version' ......"

When it was cut out again, it was Su Luo's turn, and in the scene, everyone's hearts were raised to their throats.

"Look at the teleprompter, look at the teleprompter!"

The director is squeezing his eyebrows and making crazy hints!

Just kidding, Su Luo will look at that thing to have a ghost!

Su Luo: "Pediatricians should use it with caution or reduce it? Should it be used with caution or not, and how much should it be reduced? Pediatricians are also helpless, and they are panicked when prescribing drugs.

Recently, the public security department has seized a major case of health care product fraud......"

Handsome next one, there is no problem at all, and it ends Su Luo's routine summary,

"Regardless of the actual health status, only look at the economic strength of the elderly. The dosage depends on the size of your wallet. The product does not contain high-tech, and the key to sales depends on acting skills. Low-cost health care products are sold to the elderly at sky-high prices. In the final analysis, it's all a routine, doing everything possible just to deceive you, not to cure the disease, but to make a profit. The promotion of high-priced health care products for the elderly hides that this is also the reason why they are tired. We once again remind the majority of elderly friends that they must keep their eyes open, they are not here to help you, just for their own profit, and please be vigilant. ”

In the studio,

The leaders were stunned: "What a neat rhyme! This is the draft you prepared?"

The choreographer shook his head violently: "No, he improvised!"

Everyone: "......"

"Oh, you really can!"

"It's kind of interesting!"

Not only is it a little interesting, the audience is about to laugh like crazy!

"Poof~!hahaha, the medication is basically broken, and the dosage is basically guessed, incisive!"

"Oh my God, the pit master still has this unique skill!"

"It's so slippery, although the pit master is serious, but I still want to laugh, what's going on?"

"Damn, you rhyming maniac!"

"Hahahaha!"

The show continues,

After broadcasting two in a row, the female anchor also calmed down, Su Luo showed calmness, calmness, and ease, and those who didn't know would really think that he was an experienced news anchor.

The female anchor was even secretly frightened, just now he just glanced at the press release a few times, and he actually knew it in his chest, it was amazing, but now he didn't have time to think too much, the show was live.

Female anchor: "A Bite of China" has become popular all over the world, and has been widely praised after being broadcast on TV stations in more than 30 countries and regions.

Recently, a netizen on social media in the United States shared his Chinese food journey on FB and became an Internet celebrity, bluntly saying: I lived in vain for the first half of my life, and this is a food paradise! How delicious is Chinese food? Let's take a look at these two pictures. ”

The photos of the foreign netizen before departure and the current photos were released on TV, forming a strong contrast, a thin man and a fat man, and the audience was very happy!

When I switch back to the studio,

Su Luo: "I don't dare to say if it's a food paradise, but this foreign netizen is really thin and fat, and his hometown has not changed into a pile of meat." The children don't know each other, and they ask the fat man, who are you?"

This time, the sign language teacher was messy and stunned in the lower left corner of the screen, how to use sign language to translate?

"Poof~~!!"

"Hahahaha~~~!!!"

"Whoa, 66666666666666!"

"Xiufei!"

"Haha, hand... The sign language teacher was just stunned, hahahaha!!"

"Skinny and fat, the country voice has not changed into a pile of meat, the pit owner is too funny, hahahaha!"

"Hey, you're on the news, or you're telling a joke!"

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