Chapter 704: If the Earth Doesn't Explode, We Don't Take a Holiday!
Not to mention that the audience laughed, the female anchor herself almost laughed, but fortunately she held back in time and wanted to ask this question too: "Ah hey, are you broadcasting the news or telling a joke!"
Then the female anchor didn't know what was wrong, and the god sent a ghost to ask,
"Director Su, as the chief editor and director of the food documentary "A Bite of China", you must be very good at cooking and cooking, right?"
The female anchor didn't even notice it.
But at the scene, the leaders breathed a sigh of relief, and now their hearts were raised again, why didn't Su Luo make a mistake, and the experienced female anchor actually made a mistake?
My good dear, why are you asking this? Go straight to the next one, can't you end it quickly? The heart that I just put down is lifted again!
Su Luo calmly was the same as someone who was fine, well, a very serious moment was connected:
"This is a must, what kind of concubine chicken, Zhaojun duck, Diao Chan, tofu, Shih Tzu tongue, sword, sword, halberd, axe, hook and fork, roasted cake, fritters, buns, twist, I won't do any of this......"
"Poof~!Then you still say so much?"
The female anchor was about to say something, but when she glanced at it, she found that the choreographer was jumping, and then she knew that something was wrong!
What should I do, live broadcast, the words spoken are like spilled water, I don't have to take it back, it's over.
However, Su Luo still picked it up instantly, without a trace of panic: "I blush, I regret it, I dragged the announcer back!"
Continuing to tell the joke in a serious way, the female anchor also stabilized, and hurriedly laughed,
"It's okay, I'm dragging my right leg!"
The anchor laughed, quickly picked it up, took it smoothly, and continued to broadcast the next one, and the leaders breathed a sigh of relief, scaring us to death.
And the audience watching the show at this moment is not laughing, that is called a complete laugh!
"It's so funny!"
"The joke will come as soon as you open your mouth!"
"This serious style of telling jokes is too meowing!"
"The pit master is really witty, hahahaha!"
"Ahh
Broadcast the news or tell jokes?
If the joke doesn't affect the content and theme of the news, and the audience can enjoy it, then why not use appropriate jokes.
The news can also come like this, don't underestimate this little paragraph with two rhymes, there are too many places worth learning, Su Luo is so powerful, Sister Guan, who has been engaged in journalism for more than ten years, unconsciously took him as the center and began to follow his rhythm, and the intern Zhu Quan, who was replaced, was dumbfounded, until he was ripped off his clothes by Director Lin, and then he came back to his senses.
"Go and see, what's the situation on the Internet now, what's the reaction, quick!"
"Yes!"
Lin Jun now doubts whether Su Luo can be a news anchor, his strength is absolutely leveraged, if he doesn't know, he really thinks this is his profession, the most important thing now is to see how the audience reacts, will the audience accept such a way of news broadcasting?
If you were someone else, it would be impossible to have feedback now, but this is Su Luo, Director Lin knows very well in his heart, as long as Su Luo shows up, Weibo will explode, he is too concerned by netizens.
Isn't it?
The Internet has long been boiling, especially Weibo!
"Come and watch "Common Concern", the pit master has become the announcer Xiufei all over the audience!"
"Rhyming maniac, amuse me!"
"A comic is a comic, no matter how serious the pit owner is, there will be no change in essence, hahahaha!"
One to ten, ten to hundred, one hundred to thousand!
The real-time ratings of the news channel's "Common Concern" have soared, and what is even more exaggerated is the online platform, which usually no one will watch on the Internet at all.
However, now the webpage has begun to appear lagging and delaying, caused by a large influx of netizens, and accidentally broke the record of the news channel's online platform broadcast.
is another few news broadcasts, or dominated by female anchors, after each piece of news, Su Luo made up a knife, made a concluding speech, and the essence of every sentence made netizens' scalps numb!
And the next piece of news is even more interesting, the female anchor couldn't help laughing after reading it.
Recently, a song called "Glory GQT" quickly became popular on the Internet, which aroused widespread attention from people from all walks of life.
Netizens have said that this song evokes a sense of pride in their hearts and makes people's blood boil, and proposes that this song should become the official group song of China GQT.
In this regard, QGT recently responded, the replacement of the group song is very rigorous, and we will definitely take the people's requests seriously, and we are contacting DreamWorks to record the full version, and wait until the complete song comes out before holding a meeting to study the ......"
"Poof~~~!!!"
"Hahaha!!!"
“66666666666666666!!!!”
"There's no need to contact you, isn't the pit master right next to you, ask him!"
"Hurry up, ask him! When will the full version come out!"
Nonsense, isn't this necessary, the female anchor is serious: "Ahem, I think Tuan Tuan can't find Su Luo, you can come to me, it's much easier for me to find Su Luo!"
When do you plan to release the full version of the song "Glory China GQT"?"
Su Luo, who had been serious for a whole time, suddenly came to support his cheek with one hand, looking like he was loveless!
Comedy!
"Well done female anchor!"
"Slap him for me!"
"Hahaha, do you think we won't be able to find you if you run to a certain station?"
"Do you know what the present world is?"
"My God, the debt collection scene, poof~!haha!"
Su Luo touched his nose and spread his hands,
"Ahem, in fact, the full version has been recorded and sent to Tuan Tuan, do you know what to do? Hurry up and pay attention to the official Weibo of this column, the news here is definitely first-hand, the freshest!"
"Oh~~!!
"Hahahaha!!"
"Awesome!"
"Already following, hahahaha!"
"What else can I say?poof~~~!!"
"That's the right way to open the news!"
In the studio,
The leaders of the station have nothing to say.
It's too dramatic, it's too ruthless, all kinds of gods deal with it, brother, you're awesome!
"Director, the audience has received rave reviews, and Weibo is all crazy!"
"Shhh
Lin Jun couldn't hold back his excitement, really, so strong, he was able to throw himself to the ground!
Female anchor: "Dear viewers and friends, the above is all the content of today's news. ”
Hearing this, the leaders who watched the shock next to them were really relaxed this time, because the show had reached the end, and at this time, Su Luo followed the inscription and said "Please watch the weather forecast next", "Goodbye in vain" or something, and it was over when he turned to the weather forecast, perfect!
But when did Su Luo play cards according to the routine? Teleprompter, I don't have that thing in my eyes!
"If the earth doesn't explode, we don't take a holiday.
The universe does not restart, we do not rest.
In the wind and rain, in the festival, we are all here waiting for you.
We don't have four seasons, only two seasons, you see it's the peak season, and it's the off-season when you change the channel.
Here is common concern, common concern, common concern, common concern, common concern can not be closed, closed to eat and controlled.
You don't have 4G, and you also have ifi, use your mobile phone traffic to point my life bright, and use your electricity bill for the rest of your life to allow me a peak season!
Ladies and gentlemen, please don't leave, there will be a weather forecast later, please don't go away. ”
"Wow~~~~!!!!"
The on-site leaders are collectively confused!
The members of the program team were collectively dumbfounded!
The audience watching the show is completely messy!
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