Chapter 1699 - Because You Have Kidney Stones

Is eating planets good to digest?

After Ye Fei asked this question, he stood there curiously waiting for Jialan's answer.

However, after Stardust and Silver Shadow heard Ye Fei ask this question, they all began to gloat one by one.

They all knew very well that although Jialan made a living by devouring planets, he was really forced to do so, and because of this, he hated people saying that he ate planets, even more so than he hated others saying the word bugs in front of him.

Ye Fei is now actually asking Jialan if it is easy to digest eating the planet? This is simply revealing Jialan's scars, this is death.

Several people all looked at Ye Fei sympathetically, yes, at this moment they began to sympathize with Ye Fei, because they knew that this thing would die very brilliantly in a while.

With Jialan's temper, he could have more than 10,000 ways to make Ye Fei slowly die in the terrible sound of the horn.

Sure enough, hearing Ye Fei ask this question, Jia Lan stood up instantly, as if he was sitting on a huge mountain, his eyes stared at Ye Fei coldly, and he roared, "You crossed the line." ”

Ye Fei: "......"

The creature looked down at his feet, then took two steps back and said, "Is it okay now?"

Jialan: "......"

Damn, why are you so two? What I'm talking about is that the question you asked is out of bounds, not where you're standing.

"Hmm~~"

Jialan let out a sullen breath, but as soon as this breath came out, everyone saw Jialan's body suddenly shake, and then two hands directly hugged her stomach, and in an instant, everyone saw that Jialan's ugly mechanical insect face was crackling with beads of sweat as big as peanuts.

At the same time, everyone smelled a strange smell, so crazy that it filled the palace almost instantly.

Ye Fei was closest to Jialan, and this thing happened to take a deep breath, and this time he was directly choked to death.

"Ahem......"

Ye Fei pinched his neck and squatted directly on the ground, coughing vigorously, and 10,000 alpacas rushed by in his heart, what the hell is going on? Where did such a stinky smell come from? This is also too smelly, and I am a little dizzy when I smoke it.

The elven god and bingo also hurriedly covered their noses, but even so, they hurriedly stopped breathing automatically, because they couldn't stand the smell.

Stardust trembled in the air, and even began to fade rapidly, swaying back and forth like a piece of paper.

Silver Surfer, Red Shift, and Skywalker also held their breath instantly, but they weren't ready, and one by one they blushed and their necks were thick after a while.

Jialan didn't care that he had let out a stinky fart at all, he could only feel the pain in his stomach now, as if there were 10,000 hands tearing at his stomach and intestines, and the pain of separating his stomach and body made him, a god, a little unbearable.

"Roar~~"

Jialan let out a low roar, and her whole face was almost deformed in pain.

At the same time, his left eye blinked faster.

Sudden .......

Seeing this scene, Ye Fei couldn't help but laugh out loud in his heart.

That's right, he's not stupid, he had already turned the gas wheel in his mind when he asked Swallowing Star Jialan that sensitive question just now, and the result was very sad to draw ten times the bad luck!

This is definitely the highest level of bad luck, and he is very sure that even Jialan will not be spared from this level of bad luck, and sure enough, now all the people in the room are unlucky.

Except for Jialan herself, everyone else was dizzy by a foul smell, and Jialan herself began to have a stomachache coldly, and at the same time, her left eye became even more uncomfortable.

Jialan is really about to jump, who is he? God Jialan, how can she suddenly have a stomachache? How many thousands of years, I have never been in this situation, what is wrong today?

"Jialan God, if I'm not mistaken, do you have unbearable pain in the left part of the middle part of your abdomen and lower abdomen?" Ye Fei asked, covering his nose.

Jialan glanced at Ye Fei, and then couldn't help it anymore, she lay on the ground with a plop, rolling back and forth, the heart-rending pain was really desperate, he had been injured before, and his body was almost cut in half, but even then he didn't feel as unbearable as his stomach hurt now.

"Roar~~"

Jialan let out a loud roar, and the entire palace began to shake violently.

"Ye Fei, you are looking for death, what did you do to the Jialan Gods?!" Stardust shouted while covering his nose.

Ye Fei covered his nose and glanced at him, and said, "Stardust, I'll warn you one last time, don't insult the Jialan God again, otherwise even if the God doesn't want your life, I will kill you with my own hands." ”

"I ...... Why am I insulting the Jialan God again?"

Stardust looked confused, this thing was also depressed, and his heart said Why is every word I say insulting the gods? What the hell is this?

Ye Fei snorted coldly, pinched his nose and said angrily: "You still dare to say that you didn't insult the Jialan God? Just as you just asked me what I did to the Jialan God, you were insulting him, the Jialan God is a god, I am just a mortal, I want to ask you, how could I have done something to the Jialan God? You are not exalting me, but belittling the Jialan God, do you want to say that the Jialan God can't even be prevented by an ordinary person? Are you insulting the Jialan God's skillful heart?!"

Stardust: "......"

This thing was angry with Ye Fei, but he really wanted to rush over and kill Ye Fei directly, your sister, Lao Tzu just said a word, you will pull it on Jialan Shenming, are you unwilling if you don't tell me to death?

He wanted to refute, but suddenly felt that what Ye Fei said seemed to be right, Jialan was a god, Ye Fei was just an ordinary person, if an ordinary person could do something to Jialan, it would definitely be a great shame for Jialan.

But he knew that if he didn't save his words, Jialan would really find trouble for himself for a while, and today this god didn't know what was going on, and he killed his two companions in a blink of an eye, and it would be nothing unusual if he killed himself again, but he didn't want to die.

"Flim tongue, just now you touched the Jialan Gods, we all saw it, it was only after you touched the Jialan Gods that he appeared this series of strange phenomena, you still dare to say that you are innocent?"

"Stardust!!"

As soon as Xingchen's words fell, Ye Fei yelled directly, not even pinching his nose, he pointed at Xingchen with one hand, and scolded with his feet: "My patience with you has reached the limit, and you are still insulting the Jialan God again and again, if I don't fight with you today, I will be sorry for the wise and great Jialan God!"

“......”

Stardust is going crazy, your uncle, can I still say a word? Why did I insult the gods again?

"What do you see? You're still not convinced, aren't you? What words did you just use? Touch! You actually said that I touched the Jialan God, what are you thinking in your heart?! You touch the word even more than all your previous words insult the Jialan God, touch, what a vulgar word, how can it be used on the Jialan God? What do you think of the Jialan God?!Is it a wife person?Or is it a work of art? For everyone to see and touch?!Why is your heart so poisonous? Didn't you feel touched at all by the kindness that the Jialan God had shown you over the years?!How could you be such a person?!I really feel worthless and sad for the Jialan God. ”

Ye Fei said bitterly, in the end, this thing beat his chest, as if he was insulted.

"You fart!"

Stardust was completely angry with Ye Fei, and his body rushed towards Ye Fei quickly, and now he threw everything behind, and wanted to kill Ye Fei, but as soon as he rushed halfway, Stardust felt that his body was bound by an incomparably powerful force.

When he looked down, he saw Jialan's big hands holding his body.

Stardust's frightened souls flew out, and said in pain: "Jialan God, what are you doing? He is insulting you, I must kill him!"

Jialan covered her stomach with one hand, and clutched the stardust with the other, and then her face was covered with beads of sweat the size of eggs, and she gasped: "Knowingly, people like you deserve to die!"

Burst~

Stardust.

Seeing that Jialan had killed Xingchen, Ye Fei quietly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and said in his heart, Yaya wiped it, Lao Tzu still didn't believe that he couldn't kill you, do you think you are amazing?

Just as he was chattering, the voice of the elven god came to his ears.

"Boy, what the hell is going on? Why was one killed by Jialan?"

Ye Fei glanced back at the elf god, and then said in the smallest voice: "It's strange that he doesn't die, that fart just now was put by Jialan, which pot of this goods can't be opened, and he actually said that I fart, Jialan doesn't kill him, this kind of thing can only be understood and not spoken, he doesn't know this simple truth, who will die if he doesn't die?"

Elven God: "......"

MMP, this can also be done?

It turns out that Ye Fei is all fake, waiting for Stardust here in the stench just now, hey, Stardust, you didn't die under Ye Fei's mouth, nor did you die in Jialan's hands, you died in that stench.

The elven god almost laughed out in the back, Bingo asked him what was going on, and the elf god said what Ye Fei said just now, and then Bingo, Darkseid and Zaya were all messy.

"Damn, Ye Shen's trick can't be guarded against. Zaya, who didn't know Ye Fei the most, said with a smile.

Bingo Xin said that you only knew, if you let you see how he tossed and said nothing, you will feel it more deeply.

Silver Shadow Man, Red Shift and Skywalker are all messy, numb, and let this bastard kill one of them, especially Silver Shadow Man, this thing now regrets a little bit that he didn't kill Ye Fei in the first place, if he had been decisive, it would have been impossible for the Tyrant Messenger and Stardust to die now.

Now it's okay, the other few people didn't move, just stood in the back and watched the excitement, let one of the most scummy guys come out and bang bang for a while, and the two friends were all hung up.

"Hey~ God's special mouth, fortunately, Lao Tzu has been silent, silence is the safest defense. Silver Surfer muttered to himself.

"What are you doing!"

Just when everyone was speechless about Ye Fei, suddenly Skywalker appeared and directly picked Ye Fei up.

This scene appeared so suddenly, and the elven gods didn't react at all.

"Let him go!"

The elven god instantly raised the Houyi bow and aimed it at Skywalker.

Meanwhile, Bingo and Darkseid, as well as Zaya, are all ready to fight.

Silver Shadow instantly rushed to Skywalker's side, staring coldly at the elven gods.

The inexplicable scene instantly made the atmosphere of the scene tense.

"Don't move. ”

Ye Fei, who was grabbed by Skywalker's neck and picked up, hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop a few elven gods, then he glanced at Skywalker and said with a smile: "Are you sure you want to strangle me?"

"If you want to get close to the gods, I will kill you. ”

"Ahem, it seems that you are the same as them, don't you see the pain of the blue god now? ”

"Let it go...... The gods never get sick, and this can only happen to you mortals. ”

Skywalker wanted to say that Ye Fei was farting, but when he thought that Stardust was pinched to death just now because of these two words, he swallowed the latter word back and changed it to presumptuousness.

Ye Fei grabbed Skywalker's arm with both hands, and the face of this thing was red at this time, but he still didn't let a few elven gods come over.

"You can not believe me, but you can't not believe the reality in front of you, the longer you pinch me, the longer the Jialan God will suffer, let go of me, maybe I can help him, I am a doctor." ”

", didn't you say you're a food streamer? You're a cook. ”

"Can I call me a chef? It's more advanced, it's just one of my professions, and I have another profession as a doctor, a very good doctor. ”

“.......”

Skywalker knew that Ye Fei was thick-skinned, but he didn't expect that this thing would be choked by his own throat, and his skin was still so thick, and I am a very awesome doctor, can you give the god of death some face if you don't have a face?

Just as Skywalker was about to say something, a deep voice suddenly came.

"Let him go!"

Hearing this voice, Skywalker hurriedly let go of Ye Fei, but Ye Fei couldn't stand at all now, he was almost pinched just now, and he fell to the ground as soon as his feet hit the ground, and then he gasped a few times before he eased up.

Jialan endured the pain in her stomach, looked at Ye Fei with sweat, and said, "Can you really cure my disease? Do you know what kind of disease I have?"

Ye Fei shook his head, but then nodded again, and said: "The doctors in our country pay attention to looking, hearing, asking, and seeing, that is, to observe the patient's complexion and tongue image, in order to judge the condition of the five internal organs in the patient's body, please open your mouth and stick your tongue out." ”

As he spoke, Ye Fei staggered to his feet, and then stepped back.

Jialan is really in pain now, the things in his stomach seem to be entangled and tearing each other, especially at certain points, it is like stabbing with a huge steel nail, and now he can't care so much, seeing that Ye Fei said to let him open his mouth, he opened his mouth honestly, and then stuck his tongue out.

It's just that after the tongue sticks out, Ye Fei regrets it a little, this girl's tongue is too big, too big, like a wall.

And this thing's breath is really stinky, and I must not brush my teeth often.

Ye Fei retreated a long way back until Jialan's tongue was almost sticking out, and then he walked around in front of Jialan's tongue with his hands behind his back.

Well, that's right, Ye Fei is walking, because if he doesn't go, he can't see it at all in some places, an existence that can swallow stars, if his tongue can be small, it will be evil.

Even so, Swallowing Star tried to transform into the smallest shape possible, otherwise the ghost wouldn't know how big he could be.

Ye Fei looked at the tongue for a long time, and then asked Swallowing Star to retract his tongue, it was too stinky.

"Well, judging from your tongue, your stomach hurts excruciatingly, right? And your mouth stinks...... Wait a while, you slapped me to death No one can cure this disease, listen to me, if it's not right, it's not too late for me to shoot me to death, well, the mouth smells, it means that your digestive system is not good, so now I want to know what you have eaten recently? ”

Just now Ye Fei said that Jialan's mouth stinks, Jialan almost slapped him to death, no one has ever dared to say this about him when he lives so much, Ye Fei is the first.

"Hmm~" Jialan let out a sullen sigh and said, "Recently, I have eaten two planets, one Bacchus and one Fresh King, is there anything wrong with this?"

"Wine King, fresh King, what wine, what fresh?"

"Wine to drink, seafood to eat. ”

“......”

"And a planet like this?"

Ye Fei was very curious, it was the first time he had heard of it.

"You don't know anything about the universe, there's so much you don't know. Jialan said sweatingly.

Ye Fei nodded and said, "These have nothing to do with me, what I want to solve now is your condition, well, after drinking wine and eating seafood, can I take the liberty of asking another question?"

Say. ”

"You have to make sure you don't kill me. ”

"I ...... I won't kill you. ”

"Okay, does it hurt more here when you're booing?"

“......”

After Ye Fei asked this question, several people at the scene were not calm, their faces trembled violently, and the corners of their mouths twitched violently, they were considered to have taken Ye Fei.

"Damn, is the bastard boy treating Jialan or letting him blow up a scandal himself?"

"What does this thing have to do with a stomachache?"

"Get ready for battle, Ye Shen is trying to die. ”

Silver Shadow Man and Red Shift are all feeling bad one by one, big brother, you really dare to ask anything, you can ask this kind of thing, you think you have lived too long, don't you?

Just when a few people were thinking nonsense, who knew that Jialan's huge head actually clicked a few times, and then inhaled cold air and said, "How do you know?"

Ye Fei was also very curious that this question didn't make Jialan mad, so he hurriedly said, "Because you have a kidney!"