Because you have kidney stones!

As soon as Ye Fei's words fell, the entire palace was instantly silent.

Even Jialan, who was rolling in pain on the ground, was still.

Everyone's eyes fell on Ye Fei's body, and they looked at this thing a little hairy.

"Well, why are you looking at me like that? I'm thin-skinned, I'm embarrassed. Ye Fei's face flushed, and he hurriedly lowered his head and twisted and pinched.

This scene is so suspenseful that a few people from the Elf God and a few people from the Silver Shadow Man all vomited, your sister, you are thin-skinned? Are you embarrassed to say that you are thin-skinned? You ask which of these people at the scene has your thick skin, you are all thick, don't say that you are unexpected, you are already unexpected!

"Bastard, who gave you the courage to talk nonsense in front of the gods?" Skywalker roared.

"Liang Jingru. ”

"Who? Who is Liang Jingru?"

"Don't care who she is, what do you mean by talking at this time, right? I was helping Jialan Shenming diagnose, and you suddenly interrupted my consultation rhythm, do you know that you are disrespecting Jialan Shenming...... Hey, don't run. ”

Ye Fei just said that he was disrespectful to the Jialan God, Skywalker turned his head and walked back, Yaya, you stinky and shameless, if you want to come to this trick again, Lao Tzu will not be fooled by you.

Seeing that Skywalker ran away halfway through the question, Ye Fei was very angry, he felt that he had been insulted, how could he ask only half of the question?

Hongyi's mouth opened, but he didn't say the last word, not because he didn't want to say it, but because he didn't dare to say it.

Now a few of them are completely afraid of Ye Fei, people kill people in the dark, this bastard directly kills people invisibly, and it is the kind of murder method that makes people feel the most cowardly, it is extremely shameless.

Silver Shadow Man didn't think to speak at all, he is now smarter than anyone else, he knows that as long as you speak, even if it is a word, it is very likely to fall into the pit dug by Ye Fei, and you won't be able to climb out if you want to.

He is a person who has been to Earth, and he knows that what Earthlings are best at is digging pits and filling in the soil and burying them alive.

The elven gods were about to suffocate their internal injuries in the back.

"I'm completely kneeling for Ye Shen, this is too good to talk nonsense, what is this? That's Jialan, Jialan can get kidney stones?"

"Hmm...... What are kidney stones? ”

"There are stones here. ”

“...... Poof~~"

Jialan on the ground squinted at Ye Fei and said, "Do you know what you're talking about?"

Ye Fei nodded very seriously and said, "Of course I know, you have kidney stones." ”

"You...... Do you know who I am?"

"Jialan God. ”

"Since you know that I am a god and I am a star swallower, you should know that I will not get kidney stones, because every planet I devour has countless huge peaks, and it is full of stones, and I can digest these stones, not to mention what kind of kidney stones? Are you kidding me or despising me?"

"No, the reason why I said that you have kidney stones is for a reason, which also has a lot to do with your usual diet, first of all, you usually eat too many stones, and the main component of stones is calcium, you eat more, the calcium in the body increases over time, so it lays the groundwork for you to get kidney stones, and then you just said, you eat a wine king and a fresh king, and seafood and wine together is the biggest mistake, because seafood is a high-protein and low-fat food, which contains a lot of purines and glycotides, these two things will oxidize after mixing with wine, thus converting into uric acid in the body, and too high uric acid will cause people to have goutThis is one point, you should be very glad that you have not had gout, but you are very unfortunate to have stones, this is mainly because uric acid can not be excreted from the body in time, in the form of sodium salt in the body for a long time precipitation accumulation, slowly condensed into stones, understand?"

Ye Fei said a lot, then stared at Jialan and asked.

Jialan: "......"

Everyone: "......"

Damn, this kid is talking about this kind of thing at this time?

"Uric acid, sodium salt, high protein and low fat?"

Jialan was completely confused, repeating a few words over and over again, not understanding what was going on at all.

"That's right, these things are needed for both humans and other species, but in moderation, too much will have a negative effect, and do your eyes ache a little?

"How do you know?"

"As I said earlier, I'm a pretty good doctor. ”

"How do you treat your eyes?"

"If you believe me, I'll give you some eye drops when I get it, and then you ask Silver Surfer to get it for you, and put three drops into your eyes every morning, noon and night, to make sure your eyes are all right for a week, and to make them brighter and brighter. ”

"Are you sure?"

"Of course I'm sure, and you're such a powerful god, can I lie in front of you? ”

Ye Fei patiently explained the principle and solution of the condition to Jialan, so that the elf god and several people in the back were all about to fall asleep, this little bastard, why is there so much mess in his head? Where did he learn it? You can see that Jialan has been fooled.

"Of course, I can cure your disease, but it is only a symptom, if you want to completely get rid of the pain caused by this disease, you must solve it fundamentally. Ye Fei said with a serious face.

Jialan is completely fed up with this pain, I heard Ye Fei say that he can cure it, but it is only a symptom, if you want to completely cure it, you need to solve it fundamentally, where is it fundamentally?

"How to fix it?"

Ye Fei pointed to Jialan's big belly and said: "Solve it from the diet, we have an ancient saying, called the disease from the mouth, that is to say, the disease of the disease number is from the mouth nine times out of ten, the food you eat will lead to the health of your body, like you catch a planet and swallow it, such a nonsensical eating and overeating diet is extremely wrong, you must correct it." ”

"Me @#¥%"

Not to mention the two gangs of Silver Shadow Man and Elf God this time, even Jialan herself scolded.

Your sister, Lao Tzu just relies on devouring other planets to get energy, but you are good, tell me that this way of eating is wrong, you have to correct it, I will correct an eggplant! I have specially corrected where my energy comes from? I have no energy, and I am still a hair?!

"Impossible!"

Jialan went away directly, it is impossible not to swallow stars, it is impossible not to swallow stars in this life.

"Hehe, it's not impossible, but it depends on whether you are willing to change, I know you must say that I don't have energy if you don't swallow stars, you can get energy from other channels, food, normal food, this is what you should eat, compared with swallowing stars, food with all kinds of color, flavor and shape is what you should eat, and only by eating these foods can you really enjoy life and enjoy the process of life, I ask you, have you tasted sweet, sour, bitter and salty since you were a child?"

Jialan: "......"

"Look, you haven't tasted it, have you? It means that you only enjoy the pleasure/feeling that power and power bring you, but you have not tasted the happiness that life brings you, I say something nasty, you, just a slave of power, I know you want to kill me, but I still have to say, because in my eyes you are my patient, I need to remind and tell you everything that is good for you, kill me. ”

As soon as Ye Fei talked about the power slave, Jialan was about to kill the goods, but when she heard the latter words, Jialan's outstretched fingers like optimus prime-like retracted again.

"Maybe you're right, I'm just a slave to power, but I can't help myself, I can't get energy from any food except the planet, I have no choice. ”

"Well, I'll cure you first, and then we'll talk about food, maybe there's a better alternative. ”

Ye Fei knew that he couldn't pull it anymore, he had no problem if he pulled it again, the key was that Sauron might not be able to withstand it, the battlefield was full of gunsmoke, bombs and heads flew together, and the little guy couldn't stop eating without paying attention.

"How?" asked Jialan.

At the same time, the two gangs of Silver Shadow Man and Elf God also pricked up their ears and listened, all wanting to hear how Ye Fei treated Jialan for kidney stones, after all, you have been fooling for so long, if you can't cure it, you will die a miserable death.

Ye Fei said with a smile: "There are two ways, one is medication, the other is surgical treatment, the medication may take longer, and you also need your personal cooperation, often drink more water or eat some fruits with high water content, try to jump as much as possible, let the stones slowly slide, and then excrete from the body, and the surgical treatment will be faster, but after the operation, you also need to rest for a period of time, and the diet should also be followed, which is a relatively quick way to reduce the pain." ”

"Surgical treatment. ”

As soon as Ye Fei finished speaking, Jialan had already made a decision, after all, this thing was too painful, and he was now worse than dead.

"Okay, since you choose surgical treatment, then I will talk about the types of surgical treatment, there are two kinds of surgery to remove stones, one is traditional surgery, and the other is laser surgery, which uses a laser to break the stone and then excrete it from the body, so you still have to drink more water and eat more fruits. ”

"Traditional surgery. ”

"Traditional surgery is a bit painful and requires an open abdomen. ”

"Hahaha, what kind of injury has I not experienced in Jialan? ”

Jialan really wanted to get rid of this pain as soon as possible, and he really couldn't stand it.

This kind of pain is not the same as being injured in a war, the pain of being injured in a war is just passing all at once, and it is very fast, but this kind of pain is different, he is a stone grinding and grinding in your kidneys, and that thing is chronic, and it tortures you hard, which is a little crazy.

"Okay, since you choose traditional surgery, let's start, the sooner you operate, the sooner you get out of the pain, is there a quiet room? I don't need to be disturbed. ”

Jialan pointed to the left and said, "There is one here." ”

As she spoke, Jialan stood up from the ground in pain, and then staggered to the left.

Skywalker and Redshift hurried over.

"Jialan God, be careful of deception. ”

"That's right, I now very much suspect that he deliberately said that the operation was traditional, and then fortunately, the process of the operation was not good for the gods. ”

Jialan stopped, then looked back at Ye Fei and said, "Do you dare?"

Ye Fei shrugged his shoulders and said, "Now I am just a doctor, you are my patient, there is a saying among the doctors of our earth, it is the duty of a doctor to save the life and help the wounded, if I want you to suffer the pain, I will not bother to tell you so much." ”

"I believe in you. Jialan nodded and said.

Skywalker hurriedly said, "Jialan God, in order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, I ask to be guarded by the side. ”

Hongyi also hurriedly said, "I also ask to protect the god on the side, in case he has ulterior motives." ”

Silver Surfer also came, but he still didn't say a word, and he showed his attitude when he came.

Jialan snorted and said, "They won't bother on the side, right?"

Ye Fei smiled: "As long as you don't worry, I don't care." ”

"Okay, you come with me. ”

Jialan clutched her stomach in pain and walked in front, followed by Skywalker and Red Shift and Silver Shadow Man, and Ye Fei followed behind.

When he was about to enter a room, the elf god stopped Ye Fei.

"Don't worry, if he wanted our lives, we would have died many times, not to mention that now I am helping him out of the sea of suffering. Ye Fei smiled and said.

The elven god was still not at ease, and said, "Can we go in?"

"No, it's still what I said just now, if he wants to kill me, even if you are by my side, you can't stop it, don't be angry when I say this. ”

The elf god really couldn't be angry, because Ye Fei was telling the truth, if Jialan wanted to kill Ye Fei, they could only watch even if they were next to Ye Fei, because their strength was too different from Jialan.

"Be careful, then. Finally the elven god admonished.

Ye Fei nodded, and followed Jialan and Silver Shadow into a spacious and quiet room.

This room is really big, there is a large bed more than a meter high, but the length of this bed is a bit exaggerated, about the same as a ship.

I don't know what lighting equipment is used in the whole room, all in all, Ye Fei didn't find his shadow at all after he walked into the room, which is just right for surgery, otherwise he has to find a way to make a surgical lamp.

"Is that okay?" asked Jialan.

"Great place to start. ”

As he spoke, Ye Fei let Jialan lie on the bed, and he directly took out his pitch-black kitchen knife.

Yes, Ye Fei's operation on Jialan is this pitch-black kitchen knife, this kitchen knife is very large compared to ordinary people, and it is not suitable for scalpels at all, but compared to Jialan, it is much smaller, small and exquisite, just to make a scalpel.

After Jialan lay down, Silver Shadow and several people stood around.

Ye Fei looked at it, then pointed to a few corners, and said, "Stay aside, don't get in the way." ”

"You ......"

Skywalker was directly angry, they were Jialan's subordinate generals, who would dare to speak to them like this except Jialan?

But as soon as he got angry, he saw Jialan's cold eyes, so Skywalker, Redshift, and Silver Surfer hurriedly found a corner and stood there.

They didn't dare to anger Jialan.

After all the unstable factors were considered and resolved, Ye Fei picked up the kitchen knife and cut it at Jialan's stomach.

There was a loud bang, and Jialan's abdomen was directly cut into a big hole.

At this time, Jialan's heart jumped directly, he didn't expect the knife in Ye Fei's hand to be so sharp, he knew his body's defense ability, let alone an ordinary knife, even if it was a god's weapon, if he wanted to hurt himself, he had to use all his strength, what kind of knife was this?

Even at this moment, Jialan was afraid that Ye Fei would harm him.

But Ye Fei didn't hurt him, after cutting his abdomen, the knife went down, and then retracted the knife.

He pulled the opening on Jialan's abdomen to the side with his hand, and then asked something that made Jialan almost vomit blood.

"Uh~~ Do you need anesthetic?"

Jialan swore that if it weren't for the fact that his stomach had been dissected, and he was afraid that the little thing in his stomach would fall out, he would really jump up and rub Ye Fei to death, your sister, you only remembered this problem after dissecting my belly? Did you mean it?

"No, it's just a flesh wound, just move quickly. Jialan gritted her teeth.

"Oh. ”

Ye Fei hurriedly lowered his head and pulled inside Jialan's stomach.

Jialan was really too big, Ye Fei didn't find the place he was looking for for a long time, and finally he was tired and sweating.

"Did you find it?" asked Jialan frantically.

The heart said that you used my stomach as a garbage heap, didn't you? You've been pulling for a long time, what about Taobao?

"Not yet, you belly...... Fat is thick, it's not me saying you, you should lose weight, it's easy to get three highs if you go on like this. ”

"What are the three highs?"

"High blood pressure, high blood sugar, high blood lipids, hey~~ Don't move, I found it. ”

Ye Fei finally found the place where the stones were accumulated, and then hurriedly picked up the kitchen knife, but after Ye Fei saw the stones in Jialan's stomach, the thing hurt a little.

He stared at the stone for a long time, then beckoned to Skywalker and said, "Come here." ”

Skywalker was smoking, and no one dared to tell him that except Jialan.

It's just that now it's about Jialan, and he has to listen to Ye Fei.

"What for?" Skywalker asked, reluctantly, as he arrived.

Ye Fei pointed to the cut on Jialan's stomach and said, "Help, move this pile of stones out." ”

“.......”