You can't accept him!

While humorously answering students' questions, he secretly changed the concept within the framework of the "end of the world" of his own creation, and came to the conclusion that the end of the world = you will not hate me.

After the gag, bring the reality into the first round of forced washing: You hate me not because I have a problem as a person, but because you don't want the end of the world so you have to hate me (you are forced), and the meaning of my existence is to be hated by you (I am the most innocent of the forced), and you should not hate me after understanding this. (Because you hate me, you can't hate me.) Hooliganism. ）

In the same way, it is brought into the framework of the concept of "the relationship between the end of the world and world peace", and it is concluded that world peace = the end of the world.

After substituting the reality of the situation and changing the concept: I was booed by you when I came to power = the world is not peaceful = the world is not finished.

The second round of forcible washing began, and he asked: Do you still hate me?

Hate me = the world is not peaceful = the world is not finished.

Don't hate me = world peace = end of the world.

If you hate me, please continue to boo, if you don't hate me, please applaud all, do you want world peace or the end of the world?

Su Luoming said that it was a choice between two or two, boos or applause, but in fact, you didn't have a choice!

Because, everyone knows very well that what Su Luo said is all fallacies, and he dug a big hole for us with strong words.

And in fact, we applaud you that the earth will not explode immediately, and the applause is not so powerful. The other point is that if we hate you or not, the world will not be peaceful in an instant.

The real conclusion is that Su Luo is not personally important at all.

It's also Su Luo's words, I'm an unimportant little person, why do you hate me so much?

So, if we continue to embarrass you, what can we gain but to look petty and ungraceful?

Surely the audience will applaud!

You know it's a pit, but you're going to jump into it.

(I can't help it if I don't understand it anymore, the last chapter is indeed my unclear expression, my pot.) ）

Su Luo's mineral water bottle has not been unscrewed, and the thunderous applause sounded instantly, this time, it was very neat and warm!

"Wow. I haven't even drunk any water. You're really not afraid of the end of the world, huh?"

Su Luo shook his head and said with a look of disbelief:

"What does this confirm? You don't hate me, and the Earth doesn't explode in an instant. Of course, you like me, and there is no peace in the world. ”

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Oh oh ~!"

In the boiling cheers, Su Luo raised the mineral water bottle: "But we are not without gains, at least we can be peaceful for the time being." Thank you for your applause, and I would like to give you a toast. ”

This man is a bit handsome!

Twenty minutes ago you hated him and wanted to kill him on the spot, and twenty minutes later you looked at him with little stars in your eyes.

"Now, I want to state that I drink water, which is also part of the speech, you usually don't see me drinking water, I guess you haven't seen such a handsome way of drinking water, in fact, in fact, every time I drink water at home, the whole family will stop and applaud, so, please cherish it, okay?"

Su Luo was possessed by the essence of the play, and drank a few sips of water with extremely angry movements.

"Hahahaha!"

"I suddenly thought he was pretty cute!"

Comedy!

After drinking the water and screwing the bottle cap, Su Luo was so happy that he sprayed the microphone and turned it over.

"Don't be too happy, it's very serious to hand in the paper early, and your teacher will definitely scold you if you dare to hand in the exam early, but I also said that I am different from your teacher, because I am not your teacher, OK?

So, I won't scold you, and I'll keep my promises. ”

Su Luo saluted the president of Qing University and said, "Your Excellency, please give everyone here a doctorate, thank you." ”

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

Seeing that his principal was smiling, there was no way not to laugh, and the atmosphere was very warm.

Unconsciously, the whole situation changed, Su Luo raised the microphone and prepared to speak, the audience was quiet and very cooperative.

"Okay, let's get down to business, everyone has seen that your applauding or cursing will not be the end of the world, nor will there be world peace, I am just cheating you to applaud me.

In fact, the end of the world is really coming, and there will be no world peace, because at that time, each of us will vent our last desires to the fullest, right? The world will be in chaos, how can it be peaceful?

I said my desire, I'm very vulgar, I will go and buy a house, the more expensive the better.

It doesn't matter what your desires are? It doesn't matter what it is, the important thing is that when the end of the world comes, we will not hold back!

Ladies and gentlemen, life is a short time at most 100 years. The earth has been around for billions of years, and no one knows how many more billions of years it will exist. The only thing we know is that neither I nor you have much chance to see the real end of the world, the probability is too small, you applaud, the earth explodes in an instant, sorry, it doesn't exist.

However, there is another magical place where you can see humanity unleashing itself at any time when the end of the world comes, and that place has to explode tens of thousands of times a day.

Where?

That's right, on the Internet!

There, everyone can unleash themselves without reservation, without rationality, without thinking about the consequences, so what is the difference between this and the end of the world?

That's why I've always thought that the greatest invention of mankind so far is the Internet!

Think about it, in real life, can you be as free as you want? like being honest with yourself.

As a simple example, you will see some parents, what do they do when their child is born? they will keep showing you pictures of their child and ask you a question, what do you think of my baby?

How would you answer, can you do it every word?"

Su Luo said, playing the role of a real person: "Well, your child is not like his father, he looks very ugly, like his mother." ”

"Poof~!"

"Hahaha!"

"The family of three is all offended, hahahaha!"

He laughed so much that he fell out of his chair onto the grass.

"Understood, if you are really asked like this in reality, you will not be stupid enough to answer like this, you will definitely use that universal answer.

Wow~!

He/she looks so cute!"

They all rolled on the ground laughing.

"What are you laughing at? That's a very versatile answer, isn't it?

In reality, you can see that some mothers are even so mad that they chase the police with a picture of their baby and ask him: My baby looks like this?

But there has never been a father or mother who has the courage to put his child's photo on the Internet to ask the opinions of strange netizens, at most, he will send it to the circle of friends, and the circle of friends is all known by himself, OK?

Because Mom and Dad also understand, send photos of their babies to ask strange netizens for their opinions?

The girl here thought she was beautiful, and posted her photos on the Internet to ask netizens, do you think I look good?

I guarantee that you will receive many answers that will push your imagination, absolutely exciting, is there anyone here who wants to try it? I can do an experiment for you on the spot, please clap your hands if you have the courage. ”

Su Luo said and took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, stretched out his hand, please!

Who dares to clap their hands?

There is no such person, unless you are stunned enough.

"Na, see, no one dares, no matter how beautiful you look!

Because everyone knows in their hearts what will happen, don't say a sentence on the Internet, there is a sentence that we can say a million sentences, whether it is true or against our hearts!

What we see is not comments and opinions, most of them are just catharsis in people's despair as if the end of the world is coming!

If you applaud me here today, the earth will not explode! But you will post the video clip of you applauding me as the 'public enemy of Quanwan Bay' on the Internet to see? I promise that the Internet will explode to you in an instant!

So I don't need to look at the online comments, I can imagine what kind of people will be scolded by others when the show ID card comes out last night, because whatever photos you are posted on the Internet will be scolded, how can you listen to good words.

And most people who don't understand will only think that if you are scolded like this, you must be at fault, and you are not wrong, what others scold you for. Obviously, these people are all people who have never uploaded their photos to the Internet, and I understand me if he has passed them on.

OK, I think I was wrong, I was taught since I was a child, I have to admit my mistakes, and I have to stand up when I am beaten!

I reflected on myself, I was scolded like this by Wanwan netizens, it must be that I did something wrong, but I really can't figure out my 250 IQ, so I plan to repeat it at 250 to see if I can find out what I did wrong.

I'm standing in front of you now, pay attention. ”

Su Luo took out an ID card, displayed it in public and announced loudly:

"I! Su Luo! male! Han nationality! I am a Chinese! I will not regret entering China in this life, and I will grow flowers again in the next life!"

No response?

Then again,

"I! Su Luo! male! Han! I am Chinese!

Oh hey, I told you, I'm a Chinese!

None of you are angry enough to rush up and hit me?

What do I have to say?

Yes?

......