Ice?

Inexistent.

"Director of the Strategic Fool Bureau!"

"Three noes!"

Holding back a smile and blushing face really exists.

This person is too characterful, but don't think that a few humorous words will be let go. As you said yourself, the most fun thing about the question session is that the speaker can't answer it.

Then you can't blame us.

The first question came instantly, and before Su Luo raised his hand by name or passed the microphone, a classmate stood on the stool and shouted,

"How can we achieve world peace?"

"Hahahaha!"

"Oh oh ~!"

Answer, I'll see how you answer!

Just ask, we can't kill you!

Su Luo smiled: "Classmate, this is not a problem for you, it is a New Year's wish, by the way, the New Year is coming?"

"Huh~~!"

That's why you can't answer it, right?

Not necessarily!

Su Luo: "However, you are lucky today, you may not know how to answer you when you ask others, and anyone who hears it is confused, isn't it, world peace, so brain-burning." But I really know how to make world peace, and it's very simple. ”

Hey?

The whole audience was watching Su Luo.

It's obviously difficult, but if this makes it difficult for you, I don't have to mess around!

Su Luo coughed twice: "This issue is very standard, world peace, good things, great ideals."

It's very simple to want world peace. In my opinion, there are many countries in the world that are divided into regions, there are many disputes, and there are many contradictions, but to put it bluntly, it is actually no different from going to the toilet, and the toilet is also one grid at a time.

Think about it, you go to one of the compartments in the toilet, and you are squatting on the toilet, and suddenly there is a sound, knock knock!

Who? Someone, I'll come first!

All the strife and contradictions, that's all I came first.

So it makes sense for us to tell those Vietnamese Filipinos to get out of the South China Sea now, why can we tell them to get out?

Because we came first!

Mazu Temple, Land Temple, and Temple are all standing on the islands of the South China Sea!

This classmate, do you want world peace? Yes! No problem! If you can share a toilet with someone else at the same time and sit on the same toilet at the same time.

The method tells you, can you?

If you can, then world peace. ”

Su Luo pointed to the person who asked the question and asked, This kind of childish question makes it difficult for me?

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

Su Luo raised his hand to suppress the burst of laughter: "So I am the most afraid of people who talk about world peace all day long, such as the classmate who asked the question just now, you have to recognize him, I will not dare to use his toilet when I go to his house." Otherwise, use it, and suddenly, knock knock ......"

"Poof!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

I couldn't suppress the laughter now, and the audience laughed like shrimp, you know that he is talking about crooked reasoning, but he is very philosophical.

Isn't it?

World peace, you can tolerate using a toilet with others.

Su Luo spread his hands and said, "What's the problem?"

Another student asked, "Do you think there will be an end of the world?"

Su Luo: "Classmate, this is not a problem, this is another answer to the last New Year's resolution." I've just answered the question of space, and you're answering the question of time. Do you understand?

I know you don't understand, I'll explain it to you, take a notebook and write it down, don't just smile, this is a knowledge point, OK?

Another solution to world peace, the end of the world!

It's all dead, the earth is gone, the Big Bang, where is there no peace?

Isn't that so?

I'll take myself as an example, if tonight is the end of the world, well, a few hours.

Now there is a person who hates the devil, yes, despicable, Su Luo. If you want to come to Qingda to give a speech, needless to say, this guy is a public enemy of Wanwan, and he is a rat on the street now. Will you come here, sit here, just wait for him to come out, and then the audience will boo him, scold him to death, throw rotten eggs, and beat this street boy to death!

I hate him behind him when I see him in front, it's useless for this kind of person not to die, hey, waste the food on the earth.

Ask yourself, will you?"

It was quiet.

No one spoke.

Su Luo paused, and then said: "Of course you won't, because you know very well in your hearts that if this time comes, I won't come to Qingda to give a speech. ”

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

Su Luo: "Don't laugh, what I said is not right? If I believe that tonight is the end of the world, what else will I do here?"

And you don't need to hate me so much, oops, this Su Luo is very arrogant, no one in his eyes, dead mainland boy, scolding us for rubbish.

If you think about it, how long can this kid be arrogant? A few hours later, the end of the world, I don't know that human beings, all living things on earth are extinct, and you will sit here in a neat manner? Wait for me to show up, and then just to boo me?

If the United States wants to sanction Iran, will the Iranian people panic? No, they will be very chic, what about the sanctions, the damnation is coming, it will come in a few hours, and in a few hours, do you think that you in the United States do not have to die?

Will the United States say that we must hurry up and take out Iran in the last few hours, nuclearize Russia, destroy China, and unify the whole earth!

Therefore, this is not the time for world peace.

This classmate, you can become good friends with the classmate who just asked for world peace, and at the same time share the toilet!"

Su Luo pointed at him and joked,

"Make it clear, if I believed there was an end of the world, I wouldn't be here today. What will I do in those hours?

Now, let me first explain that I am a person who has no pursuit, very vulgar, without your great ideal of world peace, I will only run to buy the most expensive building in the world, 100 billion or 200 billion? RMB or US dollars or pounds and euros? It doesn't matter, you can make a price casually, I will buy one word!

I'll be as domineering as I am, anyway, you don't care, I don't look at the price, I'll just buy one word!

The sales lady will ask me, when are you going to finish the supply?

I'll look at my watch in a chic way, and then swear to her that in an hour and a half, I'll be sure to finish it!"

"Haha!"

"Hahaha!"

After the hilarity, all that's left is ......

Silent.

Deathly silence.

No one spoke again, quietly, watching Su fall on the stage, smiling.

"Now, after answering my classmate's question just now, do you think there will be an end of the world?

Do you need to ask? You don't believe in the end of the world, and if you really think there is an end of the world, you won't come today, let alone ask this question.

This question also answers the New Year's wish of the previous classmate, how can we achieve world peace? No need to dwell on it, on the day of the end of the world, there will be absolute world peace.

You don't have to sit on the same toilet with me, how can you hate me, what identity issues, position issues, class issues, all disputes and contradictions, are not a problem at that moment.

It's really the end of the world tonight, and you're going to come and scold me? No!

You will become very open-minded, you will become very proud, and when Qin Shi Huang died, it was just the terracotta warriors and horses to bury him.

When I die, all mankind will bury me, you are more majestic than Qin Shi Huang, what else can you not let go?

I hate Su Luo, yes, he really hates. But he's my funeral object now, and throwing eggs at him is not throwing eggs at my own funeral goods? Oh, it's all dirty, how can I bury it in a beautiful way? Throwing rotten eggs at him is not the same as having a hard time with myself? Why bother?"

Su Luo stretched out his hand, I won't speak, please!

You say!

Then I continued.

"It's quiet, I know what you're thinking. World peace, the end of the world, oops, it's complicated and profound.

Actually, it's not complicated, maybe it's because my logic is relatively simple, and my thinking is very simple, and people with simple thoughts are not troubled.

From my point of view, you boo me, hate me, hate me, and want to kill me with rotten eggs, I won't be angry. Because I was booed for proving a great thing, something that scientists all over the world can't prove, that is, all the apocalyptic prophecies are false!

So you shouldn't hate me, my existence proves that the end of the world does not exist!

We're going to hate you to prove that there's no end of the world, because we're going to hate you, so we can't hate you.

Oops, this question is really complicated and brain-burning. ”

"Hahahaha!"

"Oh, oh, oh~~!"

"Oh what, it's worth being happy? Let's look at it from another angle, if there is no end of the world, then there will be no world peace, and you can't accept squatting in the same toilet with others.

Yes, we're just not at peace right now. So as soon as I come up, you'll be booing me. I expected it, so I'm very open-minded, because I know that you don't hate me, you just don't want the end of the world, for the happiness of all mankind, why can't I be wronged personally?"

Su Luo waved his hand, don't think about it, and directly draw conclusions to you.

The audience laughed like crazy!

I've never seen such a sassy operation!

This is nothing, Su Luo snorted, and then said, "Is there something wrong? Everyone seems to be ...... Found out ha.

That's right, you, including me, people all over the world, want peace in your hearts, no one likes war, and at the same time, we don't want the end of the world, right?

So, here comes a new question again, listen well, this question will be answered, I will suggest that the president of Qingdao University give him a doctorate directly, and you can graduate.

The question is, should you hate me, or should you not hate me?

If you don't hate me, it will be the end of the world, but if you hate me, there will be no way for the world to be peaceful.

Got it figured out?

That's right, don't get confused, the trap question comes, I have a pit master to call you, and my question can make you fall into the pit every minute.

Again!

Behind the question is not a question of whether you hate me or not, whether you want the end of the world or you want world peace, choose one of the two, OK?

Then I'll take a glass of water, give you thirty seconds, think about it, everyone, and roll it up in thirty seconds.

The way to answer is either applause or boos from the audience, choose one of the two, that's all!"

"Poof!"

"Haha!"

"Hahaha!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

What do you mean?

I can't argue!

......