Chapter 195: Swallowing a fist with bare mouths
Brother Huan Xiang, your girlfriend will soon be upgraded to Sister Qi Yu~" Qi Yu panted and ran over to find Huan Xiang, throwing out a sentence without a beginning or an end.
"Sister Qi Yu? Why? Haven't you always been the little sister of the Qi family?" Eun Xiang opened a bottle of water and handed it to Qi Yu.
"Why, isn't that literal? When did my boyfriend's IQ start to be in arrears?"
Because it was opened by Brother Huanxiang, the mineral water in the glass bottle is full of sweetness.
Xiao Ayu's heart is very sweet, but his mouth is doubting the IQ of the palace-level scholar.
A vivid eighteen-year-old girl possessed by the god of contradictions.
"Ada is pregnant?" Eun Xiang's reaction speed is definitely worthy of his IQ.
"If the answer is correct, add 10 points. Qi Yu was very satisfied with the rapid return of the palace-level scholars.
"Is it a plus on the IQ that is already in arrears? In this case, it doesn't seem to have much effect?"
The habitual action of the eldest brother has evolved from simply touching his head to directly hugging Qi Yu's shoulder after touching his hair.
"Yes, yes~ My boyfriend's original IQ was negative 18, and now he is negative 17, which is really gratifying~" Qi Yu's intimate action on the upgraded version of the eunuch is very receptive.
"Dare to ask this girl with long hair, where did you find a boyfriend with such a superb IQ?" As soon as Eun Xiang put his hand on Qi Yu's shoulder, his mouth was as if he had honey in it.
"Why do you need to look for this? This girl's otherworldly appearance is swinging there, why do the boyfriends send them to the door one by one. "When Qi Xiaoyu boasted about himself, he was always much more serious than usual.
"One by one, in this context, is there a little ambiguity? "Eun Xiang has no opinion on the adjectives of Qi Yu, and there is a little bit of opinion on the quantifiers.
"No, you found the door by yourself, and my boyfriend also came to the door by yourself, one you, one of my boyfriend, why isn't it one by one?"
"Then I'm fine, your boyfriend is good, IQ can't be negative!"
"Why?"
"If your boyfriend's IQ doesn't explode, how can you go to the door of your girlfriend's house who is outrageous? โ
Eun Xiang is very accustomed to chatting with his girlfriend, and from time to time he has to comment on the three words "boyfriend" as an irrelevant person.
"The appeal is dismissed. โ
"Then I apply for an administrative review. โ
"Reconsideration is dismissed. โ
"Then I will apply for a reconsideration for a lifetime, and one day you will ......" The eldest brother said halfway through his words, and suddenly braked.
"What will happen to me?" Qi Yu also learned to cooperate with the rhythm of the eldest brother of the eunuch
"You're going to be so annoyed that you can't do it, and then you wave your hand and sign the reconsideration request. Eun Xiang touched Qi Yu's hair scattered on his shoulders.
"This kind of thing is administrative reconsideration, it doesn't seem to be something that can be done with a signature, right?" Qi Yu took advantage of the situation and grabbed the hand that Eun Xiang put on her shoulder.
When it comes to the things on Qi Yu's body, it is naturally Qi Yu's, including the hand stretched out by Eun Xiang, Qi Yu is particularly fond of it.
"I really didn't have the experience of applying for reconsideration on my own, and I was not rigorous enough. From this point of view, my IQ is indeed suspected of arrears. "Eun Xiang is accustomed to showing weakness in the schedule debate with Qi Yu.
"Hahahahaha Logic meets logic, and there are often times when it is "extremely meticulous".
"It's good to be in arrears, I've been annoying you all the time, and when you're so annoyed that you can't do it, I'll give you any document, and you will sign it, do you say yes or no?"
"Why are you signing documents again?" Qi Yu likes to take his index finger and touch the fingers of the eunuch one by one.
It is said that after getting along for a long time, the two will become more and more alike.
Qi Yu decided to let his hands, in the process of continuous contact and imitation, grow into the same "texture" as the hands of his eldest brother.
"For example...... A marriage letter or something. The eunuch enjoyed a hesitant tone, pretending to think of it temporarily.
"Again, okay...... You've been bothered for ten or eight years first, and I've been bothered by you for a long time, so I'll probably really sign it casually. "The Lord of Rock 'n' Roll Vulcan, that's how atmospheric!
"Okay, no problem. You have the power in your hands, and you have the final say. "Eun, very talkative, enjoy the online time here in Qiyu, it is 24ร7.
"Brother Huan Xiang, do you have any misunderstanding about your hands? I obviously hold a small fist, how can I have a big fist? Your fingers are thin, long and beautiful, where can they be touched by great power?"
"Is it small? If you take it to eat and see, you will definitely not be able to stuff it in one bite. Huan Xiang clenched his hand into a fist and stretched it out to Qi Yu's mouth.
My girlfriend likes her hands more than any part of her body, and she doesn't know whether to be happy or sad.
The first thing Qi Yu did when he saw Eun Xiang now was to kiss his hand.
This action, a boy does it to a girl, and it can be considered very gentlemanly.
Qi Yu reversed, and he wanted to kiss the eunuch's hand at every turn, which made the eunuch's mouth more and more unbalanced.
Has anyone ever heard of a kiss between a boyfriend and girlfriend that only stays on the hand?
Eun Xiang knocked on the side several times, and Qi Yu didn't go on the road at all.
In line with the principle that some things can't be asked and must be done directly, when Eun Xiang approached directly without saying a word, Qi Yu ran faster than a horse.
If you want to develop a girlfriend who is ten years younger than yourself, it is not something that can be completed overnight.
Eun Xiang also thought about domineering the president once, and finally decided to wait for his little girl to open up herself.
"Who said I can't stuff it in one gulp?Brother Huan Xiang, let me tell you, I have a stunt that can stuff my entire fist in one bite!" Qi Xiaoyu looked completely unreasonably proud.
"Uh......" Eun Xiang didn't know what way to respond to Qi Yu's pride, thought for a moment, and responded: "Your mouth is so small, how can you stuff a whole fist?"
"Why can't you do it? Do you want me to show you a stunt of swallowing your fist with bare mouths? Qi Xiaoyu's classmates were immediately energetic, and he was eager to try.
For his own skills, Qi Xiaoyu has always been serious.
For example, playing a scale horseshoe, such as making a scale laugh, and then ...... Swallow your fist with your mouth in vain.
In Qi Yu's words, Eun Xiang re-appreciated the true meaning of the word "stunt".
After reuniting with Qi Yu, Eun Xiang has always believed in a truth - the dictionary is just a book, and Xiao Ayu is the standard of life.
Qi Yu said that it was a stunt, then it had to be a stunt.
If there is really no way to talk nonsense with your eyes open, then there is only one last way to save yourself-
"The heart and heart craftsman has been improving quite quickly recently, and I think his training is on the right track. "Eun Xiang has mastered the skillful method of switching topics to save himself.
Qi Yu is a bit slow to get into the role of a girlfriend, but it is quick to get into the role of a horse trainer.
After Eun Xiang became the rider of [Rock Blacksmith], as long as Qi Yu did not have a class, Eun Xiang and [Rock Blacksmith] practiced, she would definitely not be absent.
In order to match the time of Qi Yu, Eun Xiang arranged the first training session of the day at half past five in the morning.
Huan Xiang took a lot of videos for [Rock Blacksmith], and together with Qi Yu, he dismantled the actions of Rock Volcans one by one.
On the premise of not letting [Rock Blacksmith] change his "dance" habits as much as possible.
Design moves for the Rock Blacksmith that conform to the rules of the dressage competition.
When Eun Xiang proposed this idea, Qi Yu accepted it without saying a word.
The most intoxicating dance moves of rock Vulcan are the ultimate freedom.
If he is like other horses, he uses a board and a glance to skillfully move.
After all the movements have been conditioned and reflexes are practiced, and then the artistic expression is considered in turn, the nature and talent of the heart and liver craftsman will be worn out.
This proposal of Eun Xiang has reduced the burden on [Rock Blacksmith] from rock star to athlete, but it has greatly increased the workload of horse trainers.
This is not just something that can be solved by watching the previous "Blacksmith's Dance" video.
Instead, we want to make the previous dance moves of rock Vulcan into slow motion, replay them one by one, and find details and rules in them.
Such dismantling requires the support of computer artificial intelligence to do basic analysis.
After the fundamental analysis is done, it is necessary to meet one action at a time.
She used to give orders to [Rock Blacksmith], and they were all very casual.
Now it needs to be analyzed and responded to one action at a time, and [Rock Blacksmith] is her kind of help, doing the reaction.
The process of image data analysis is long, boring, and time-consuming, but it should not be taken lightly.
If you do more, you will be able to rock Vulcan.
Qi Yu sleeps a little less, and the freedom and rock nature of the heart and liver craftsman can be retained a little more.
Qi Yu's biological clock, because the rock blacksmith became an "athlete", was advanced by at least two hours.
The eldest brother, who is used to sleeping only five and a half hours a day, advanced the time to go to bed at night to 11 o'clock.
Two hours before the start of training, Kira will arrange for the horse to feed the Rock Blacksmith concentrate.
An hour before the start of training, Eun Xiang would get up and make breakfast for Qi Yu.
Qi Yu now gets up at five o'clock every day, goes to the horse farm at ten o'clock at five o'clock, and appears on time at half past five in [Blue Lotus ยท TJ] A place for morning exercises.
If there is a top athlete in the family, in all aspects of life, adjustments must be made.
And Qi Yu's family suddenly had two more, a human and a horse.
The same good, the same talented.
Qi Yu is willing to make all the adjustments within her ability for such a person and a horse.
When Qi Yu had breakfast, Eun Xiang would go to warm up the [Rock Blacksmith].
Before exercising, you can't eat for at least an hour and a half, which is why the "breakfast" of [Rock Blacksmith] is scheduled at half past three in the morning before dawn.
The digestive system of horses is actually very sensitive.
The best way to improve your horse's absorption is to eat small, frequent meals.
Qi Yu used to prepare a lot of "snacks" for him in the multi-functional stables of the small craftsmen in his heart.
But the training intensity of "stars" and "athletes" is not the same thing at all.
After [Blue Lotus Blacksmith] enters the athlete sequence, the entire feeding plan must be adjusted accordingly.
Ada has a whole new set of plans for Rock Blacksmith.
If you were to be a "star" and feed according to the current set of plans, the heart-to-heart craftsman should have been fat enough to become a horse.
The consumption of being a star and the consumption of being an athlete are definitely impossible to talk about the same day.
Not to mention anything else, when I met baby Xiaoyu before, I rarely even carried the saddle, let alone dragged a person on my back to walk the dance steps.
Qi Yu has thought many times that if the little craftsman shows a little bit of reluctance or something, everything will be zero.
But she just thinks about it.
There are some major decisions that either not be made, or you have to stick to the end, and half-asserting is definitely not the character of the Lord of Rock Volcan.
Fortunately, Rock Vulcan, like his owner, loves challenging things.
Rock Blacksmith trains three times a day for two hours each time.
Except for the one at half past five in the morning, Qi Yu will definitely participate, and the remaining two will depend on the arrangement of Qi Yu School.
After all, there is only the first training session every day, and I try new dance combinations.
After waking up two hours early every day, Qi Yu found that he had more time.
She is still pursuing a double degree.
Only studying Chinese for a degree, of course, is the fastest way to get a graduation certificate, but Qi Yu does not want to give up music.
Especially in a situation like this, she had to tailor the soundtrack for [Rock Blacksmith] to be musically free.
In terms of Rock Vulcan's sensitivity to music, as long as Qi Yu writes the soundtrack, and Eun Xiang takes [Blue Lotus Blacksmith] for a period of practice, the heart and liver craftsman will be able to interpret the music written for him by Qi Yu in the most expressive way.
The progress of [Blue Lotus Blacksmith] is visible to the naked eye.
He can now accept two "masters".
When a support method is communicated, whether it is issued by Qi Yu or Eun Xiang, [Rock Blacksmith] can complete the actions that the help command asks him to do with the same precision.
A smart horse can have the IQ of a seven-year-old child.
But it's also seven years old, there are also seven years old who can dance very well, and seven years old who has no sense of rhythm at all.
[Rock Blacksmith] may not have the highest IQ among horses, but his dancing talent is absolutely incomparable.
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