Can we finish the fist-swallowing stunt first, and then talk about dressage?" Qi Yu was not taken away because of the eunuch enjoying changing topics.

Qi Yu has a mysterious-like insistence on his own stunts, just like Ada's fascination with Tie Chuan's eyes.

Eun Xiang opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.

Usually the trick of changing topics is always tried, how can it suddenly change on a problem like today?

"I think that picture should be a little forced, and it's not very pretty, you know, I never wanted you to do anything to force yourself. "Big brother Eun Xiang has always liked to tell the truth.

In principle, Eun Xiang is willing to support all Qi Yu's small interests and hobbies.

However, such a fluttering girl does not show off her beauty or talent, so she has to perform swallowing her fists with her mouth in vain.

It's almost as good as the déjà vu of a broken boulder in his chest.

Eun Xiang didn't know how to "persuade" his girlfriend's nonsense that suddenly appeared.

"If it's not beautiful, it's not beautiful, and if it's beautiful, you can't eat it. Qi Yu was quite unimpressed.

"So, what does Xiao Ayu mean is that his fists can be eaten as food?"

"That's natural, who hasn't grown up eating fists?" Qi Yu said nonsense in a straightforward manner.

"This ...... Not really. Eun Xiang wanted to go along against his will, but hesitated a little, and finally couldn't say it.

"Cut, you still ate the pig's fist at my house yesterday, and we will eat the chicken's fist later, yesterday represents the past, today represents the present, and the past and present are eating every day, how can you be embarrassed to say that you haven't eaten a fist?" After a while, Qi Xiaoyu should be able to publish a book called "New Interpretation of the Dictionary".

"Uncle Qi's braised pig's trotters are so delicious, I don't know if there is any secret recipe? When your father is too busy to eat, I can make it for you. Big Brother Eun continued to change the subject.

Changing the topic of this kind of thing, if it doesn't work out once, it will happen again.

If one angle doesn't work, change another angle.

The world is so big, there are so many topics, there is always a little Ah Yu who suits him.

"Brother Eun Xiang, you reminded me, do you think I should buy a few baby cookbooks and quickly practice my skills in making baby food?" Qi Xiaoyu, who was not good enough, was finally brought into a new topic by Eun Xiang.

"Wouldn't it be a little early for you to start preparing now? Ada has just become pregnant, and it will be almost a year since she was born, and she is now advocating exclusive breastfeeding for at least half a year, so she will go to the second half of next year. Eun Monster Talking and Xiang quickly adjusted the direction of the topic according to the rhythm of Qi Yu.

"Having said that, how can I prepare too early? I am a sister for the first time, and I have to start preparing earlier? Besides, I heard that if you are in a particularly good shape, breast milk may not be sufficient, and the storage function is not proportional to the volume, do you know this?" Qi Chinese teacher Yu said with a smug face, opening a variety of career directions related to parenting such as lactation promoter, lactation therapist, etc.

"I've really lost to you. One second is like a child, and the next second you can discuss the relationship between volume and storage function. If you let me, what should you do?"

"What should I do, what should I do~ Brother Eunxiang, if you don't understand anything in the future, you can just ask Xiao Ayu. The girl's reaction, I don't know if it was to talk about him left and right, or if I really didn't hear the words of the eldest brother.

"Got it, Teacher Qi, I will humbly ask you for advice in the future. "Eun Xiang felt like he had switched to the wrong topic.

The current topic does not seem to be less embarrassing than swallowing a fist with bare mouths.

"Brother Eun Xiang, it's not me who blows with you, I can already be preparing to be a good sister since Handsome Dad and Ada got married. Qi Yu continued to be a cheerful girl.

"Well, you can see that you will definitely be a good sister. "Eun Xiang continued to cooperate with Qi Yu's little Danse.

"That's right, Brother Eun Xiang! Let me tell you, I have a lot of parenting books in my room, and if you need it, I can lend it to you." Qi Yu became enthusiastic, and even she felt strange.

"Thanks, but no more. "The eldest brother is already a little speechless.

"Why?" Qi Xiaoyu was a little puzzled, why can a palace-level scholar be so difficult to learn?

What knowledge is not knowledge?

Astronomy is knowledge, physics is knowledge, isn't parenting knowledge?

"My little girl is so powerful, when I need it, she should be able to teach me by hand, do you say yes or no?"

"What do you need? You don't even have the function of giving birth to a baby!" Qi Yu looked disgusted.

"I don't have you, right?" said the eldest brother of Eun Xiang, glanced at Qi Yu meaningfully.

"I'm just ...... You...... hooligan!" Qi Yu habitually wanted to deny it, but she really couldn't say that she didn't have the function of giving birth to a baby, so in the end, she only came up with the word hooligan.

"You're just finding out now, will there be a little bit of hindsight?" Eun Xiang accepted the new evaluation given by Qi Yu in its entirety, and there was no intention to refute it at all.

"You're a chivalrous gentleman too. ”

"The gentleman rogue rose up, and even he was surprised. ”

“……”

Qi Yu stopped talking, because she was a little out to say now, and in her "New Interpretation of Words", the relationship between a rogue and a gentleman had never been explained in this way.

"Your younger siblings, your older sister, who has been preparing for many years in advance, and your parents who love him/her, there shouldn't be a time when you need my help, right?"

“……”

Qi Yu reluctantly pieced together a weird smile, not quite sure what Eun Xiang would say next.

"When you give birth to a baby by yourself, and Xiao Ayu has no energy or physical strength to take care of it, it will be my stage. "About the baby, the excitement of the eunuch and the excitement of the encounter, it is not on the same channel.

"Cut! How can anyone give birth to a eunuch brother?" Qi Xiaoyu, who finally reacted, grimaced at the eunuch.

How could anyone be so bored and say such "unreachable" words to an eighteen-year-old girl?

You have to roll your eyes and then stare at them.

"I'm talking about [you have a baby by yourself], and I'm not piggybacking on anyone else. It's hard for Xiao Ayu to think of me when she thinks of giving birth to a baby. Although I was a little afraid, my heart was full of joy. Thank you for giving me joy. "The eldest brother of Eun Xiang made a serious joke, and it was completely obvious that it was a joke.

"I!!Yes!" Qi Yu was ashamed and annoyed, so angry that he wanted to hit someone.

Punching and kicking the body is a bit too violent, and Qi Yu can't do it.

The minimum level of corporal punishment such as beating the heart of the hand is reluctant to meet it.

The hands of the eldest brother are works of art, and it is okay to touch them, but they are impossible to beat.

Qi Yu was so angry that his face turned red.

She's definitely angry, and definitely can't be shy.

This is a matter of principle, and we must follow through to the end.

"Don't worry, my learning ability is quite good, and I guarantee that you will be able to teach it when the time comes. Eun Xiang looked at Qi Yu with a serious face, as if he was cheap and obedient.

The eunuch enjoyed his greatest patience and waited for Xiao Ayu's growth.

But Qi Yu's thinking logic is different from ordinary people, and everything needs to be beaten.

After all, he is in love with the little girl, not at home.

"Haha...... Ha ha...... Hahaha, brother eunuch, it's quite beautiful to think about~" Qi Xiaoyu has always known that he is a very contradictory person.

Under the joint education of the extremely traditional handsome father and the enthusiastic mother A, Qi Yu's concept of love has not yet been clearly presented.

"You used to call me that, I'll follow you, you're my girlfriend now, if you call the eunuch brother again, I have to find a way to prove my innocence. "A person who is such a gentleman is forced to threaten by the nonsense of his own little girl.

What does Eun Xiang's words mean, Qi Yu naturally knows, there is a love expert Ada to counsel him when he is a child, and it can't be a novice.

The problem now is that Qi Tiechuan has said to Qi Yu many times that it is okay to fall in love, but she is only eighteen years old and has to slow down.

After returning from Italy and learning about Qi Yu and Eun Xiang's official relationship, Ada, the "vicious stepmother" who said that she was going to splash Qi Yu out all day long, was also abnormal, and repeatedly told Qi Yu that Qi Yu should enjoy the process of falling in love.

I think it was the handsome father who talked to Ada very seriously, which made Ada's attitude directly reversed 180 degrees.

Ada even added a love quote to Qi Yu that had never been done before - [Kissing is the firewall of love. 】

The implication is that if two people who love each other kiss or something, they may get out of control.

If you don't want to get out of control, you have to guard the firewall.

In terms of theoretical knowledge, Qi Yu, who received Western-style education, is not a novice, but in practice, she is definitely a fighter among novices.

As soon as Ada said this, the mighty and domineering Lord of Rock Vulcan was directly intimidated.

In love, Qi Xiaoyu, who is not mighty and domineering, is convinced of the threat of the elder brother's faint tone.

"Brother Eun Xiang, the results of the appraisal between me and Shuai Dad will come out tomorrow, you say, will I have such a chance of losing it, is it really my father's child?" Qi Yu decided to accept it when he saw it.

The topic of chatting between Huan Xiang and Qi Yu switched again, and this time, the person in charge of switching became Qi Yu Yu.

"Haven't you always been?" said a threatening look, which lasted for less than two seconds before it turned into a spoiler.

The eldest brother has always been very cooperative, and Qi Yu has been very cooperative with the ups and downs of various topics.

It's just that Qi Yu just changed the topic, and Huan Xiang felt that it was definitely not enough to cooperate.

Eun Xiang looked directly into Qi Yu's eyes, didn't speak again, just kept watching, he wanted to tell Qi Yu with his eyes, something that she was already very sure of herself.

This look, clear and profound, melts all the haze in the world.

Being watched by such a pair of eyes, so affectionately and gently, Qi Yu's heart was about to melt.

At this distance now, it is too suitable to destroy the firewall, which nerve did she not know before, and only knew that she enjoyed the hands of her big brother?

Qi Yu shook his head, keeping himself awake.

When did Xiao Ayu, a law-abiding person with such a will, become interested in destroying the firewall?

This must be the wrong thing for the handsome father and Ada, every day when they get up, they say that Moring My Love is going to send a good morning kiss to the upper beam, how can you blame Qi Yu for wanting to be crooked in such a situation?

It's all the fault of the crooked beam, and it's definitely not Qi Yu's fault.

Xiao Ayu is such a disciplined person!

Xiao Ayu is such a law-abiding person!

Xiao Ayu is such a law-abiding person!

Say the important thing three times, and then you will get rid of the distractions in your mind.

"Hahahahaha

"Brother Eun Xiang, thank you for waking me up. In fact, there are many things that are the most devastating when they are not resolved. When the results come out tomorrow, Xiao Ayu is still the handsome father's favorite child. One second, the little girl who was still gloomy, and the next second, her eyes began to glow.

"That's right, no one can replace Xiao Ayu's position in the hearts of those who love her the most. Eun Xiang put the hand that was originally stretched over and wanted to touch Qi Yu's head to comfort her, and put it in front of Qi Yu's eyes, blocking the light in Qi Yu's eyes.

This light, full of power, hits every corner of the once gloomy heart of Eun Xiang.

When Qi Yu's heart was melted by Eun Xiang's eyes, Eun Xiang's once depressed heart was also illuminated by Qi Yu's light.

Eun Xiang was quick to block out the light.

But he still couldn't keep up with the speed at which his heart was illuminated by the light.

can't keep up with the firewall of love, the speed at which the firewall melts in the light.

Eun Xiang soon found himself guilty of a fatal mistake.

He used his hand to block Qi Yu's eyes and cover Qi Yu's sight, but he couldn't block Qi Yu's entire face.

The girl in front of her who was a little overwhelmed, with slightly raised corners of her mouth, pursed lips, and three-dimensional lips like bows, all of them were the same as the eyes just now, enjoying a fatal attraction to the eunuch.

In the face of such attraction, the firewall can only be a virtual existence in the virtual world.

Qi Xiaoyu, a law-abiding student, can clear up the distracting thoughts that can be cleared by reciting it three times in his heart.

The eldest brother directly gave up resistance.

Some distracting thoughts, once generated, should be clustered.

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