"There won't be such a person!" said Stupid!

At this moment, the stupid father Big Bear excitedly waved an evening newspaper in his hand and shouted, "Did you hear the news?"

He held the newspaper high, and everyone saw the headline!

The title goes like this: Zhoubo Castle will eventually open for the lucky few.

The "Jeonju Baseball Star Extravaganza" was held in a small town called Polar Bear Land, and the big head coach described the place as a "switcher"!

We got on a bus to the town,—— and there were five or six people in our area who won the prize!

The bus was scheduled for an hour or two, and there was no toilet on the bus, so I had two more drinks, so by the time we got to Polar Bear Land, I couldn't hold it anymore!

The convention was held in the "Polar Bear Paradise High School" auditorium, and after we entered, I and a few other guys found the toilets!

However, somehow, when I was about to pull down the pull, the puller caught the hem of my shirt and couldn't pull it!

I was desperately pulling for a while, and a kind guy from the rival school went out to find the big head coach, and he came in with two thugs and tried to pull my pants away!

One of the thugs said the only way was to simply tear it open!

The coach listened, crossed his hands and said, "Are you asking me to let this kid open the Shitiemen Reservoir, hang that thing outside, and just go out?" Hey, what kind of impression do you think that will cause?"

After speaking, he turned his head to me and said, "Zhou Bo, you have to hold back, and we'll get it open for you when the banquet is over—okay?"

There were thousands of people sitting in the auditorium, and as soon as we entered, they all smiled and clapped their hands!

We were placed behind a huge long table on the stage, and in front of everyone, my worst fears happened, and the night was so long!

It was as if everyone in the auditorium had come up to the stage to give a speech - not even the waiters and the iron gatehouse!

I wish my mom was here because she's going to help me out, but she's sick with influenza and lying at home!

Finally, it's time to award the award;The trophy is a ▲⊙dǐng▲⊙diǎn▲⊙小▲⊙ said,.◆.@os_(); Little Golden Baseball!

As a rule, you have to go to the microphone to accept the award and say "thank you" when you call your name, and they say, if anyone wants to say anything else, keep it as brief as possible, because we want to get out of there before the end of the 30th century!

Almost everyone had already received the award and said "thank you", and then it was my turn!

I got up and walked over and they handed me the prize! I leaned into the microphone and said, "Thank you," and everyone cheered and gave me a standing ovation!

I guess someone told them beforehand what kind of brain-dead I was, so they treated me better! But these reactions were completely unexpected, and I was at a loss for what to do, so I just stood stupid!

After a while, the audience fell silent, and the person in front of the microphone asked me if I had anything to say!

I said, "I want to poop!"

For a long time, the audience was silent, just looking funny, you look at me, I look at you, and then they began to talk to each other, as if they were thundering!

The big-headed coach came up to the stage and grabbed me by the arm and dragged me back to my seat!

After that, he stared at me all night, but after the party, the coach and the two thugs did take me to the toilet again, tore my pants, and I really peed a lot!

I finished peeing, and the coach said, "Zhou Bo, you can really talk!"

Well, there was nothing exciting in the third year, except that someone released the news that a brain-dead person was selected for the "All-State British Baseball Star Team", and as a result, a lot of letters began to be sent from all over the country!

Mom saved them all and began to clip newspapers and paste them in the book!

"Do you mean people will really be allowed into that castle?" cried Mother Anne, "Tell us what it says!"

"Okay," replied Mr. Big Bear, spreading out the newspaper, "listen:

Ms. Long, a genius in the candy industry who has not appeared for ten years, made the following announcement today:

I, Zhou Bo, have decided to allow five children - only five, mind you - to visit my castle this year, and these five lucky ones will be accompanied by me personally, and I will let them see a qiē mystery in the castle!

At the end of the tour, they will receive a special gift of cheese and sweets for the rest of their lives!

Keep an eye out for the Crystal Card!

Five crystal cards have been printed on crystal paper, and these five crystal cards are hidden under the wrappers of five pieces of ordinary cheese, and it is impossible to determine where these five pieces of cheese are, and it is possible to find them in any store in any town, any street, in any country in the world, where Zhou Bo's candy is sold!

Only those five people who found the Crystal Tour Card were eligible to visit my castle and see a qiē there!

Good luck to all of you and have fun pursuing it!

Zhou Bo"

"This guy is crazy!" muttered Mother Anne!

"She's amazing!" exclaimed Papa Bear, "she's a magician! Think about what will happen now! The whole world will be looking for those five crystal cards, everyone will be buying Zhou Bo's cheese, hoping to find one! Now she will sell more cheese!"

Heck, how exciting it would be to find a crystal tour card!"

"You'll also get cheese and candy for the rest of your life - for free!" said Uncle Beanie!

"They have to use one truck to carry that much cheese!" said Aunt Tiantian!

"It's so hard for me to think about it!" said Mother Anne!

"Nonsense!" shouted Papa Bear, "if you open a piece of cheese and see a crystal tour card inside, that's extraordinary!"

"Of course, Daddy! But there is no hope," said Clumsy Sorrowful, "I only get a piece of cheese in a year!"

"You don't understand, dear," Aunt Tian said, "it's your birthday next week, and you have the same chance as everyone else!"

"I'm afraid it's not like that," said Uncle Beanie, "the kids who go to find the Crystal Card are the ones who buy cheese every day!

There's nothing hopeful!"

One day, I sent a bag from Genius City, which contained an official baseball with the signatures of all the players of the Fortune City Yankees baseball team, and it was the best thing of my life!

I cherished the ball as if it were a nugget of gold, until one day I was throwing the ball in the yard, and a big wolfdog came running and snatched the ball out of the air and bit it!

That's what happens to me all the time!

One day, the coach called me in, and he took me to the principal's reception room, and there was a person from the university in the reception room, and he shook my hand and asked me if I was thinking about playing in college!

He said they had been "paying attention" to me! I shook my head because I hadn't thought about it!

Everyone seemed to be in awe of this man, bowed his waist, and called him "Mr. Takoyaki"!

But he told me to call him "Fat Cat", which I thought was a strange name, but he was really like a bear in some ways!

Coach Datou clearly said that I am not dǐng smart, but "Fat Cat" said that most of his players are like this, and he is considering finding someone to make up for my homework!

After a week, they gave me a quiz with all sorts of weird questions that I wasn't familiar with!

Three days later, the "fat cat" came again, and the big-headed coach dragged me into the principal's reception room!

"Fat Cat" looked frustrated, but he was still polite, and he asked me if I did my best to do the quiz!

I looked at it, but the principal rolled his eyes, and the "fat cat" said, "Meet, that's really unfortunate, because the results show that this kid is a brain-dead!"

The headmaster is now diǎn headed, and the big-headed coach is standing there, his hands in his pockets, and his face is calm! My future of playing in college seems to be over!

The fact that I was too stupid to be on a college team didn't seem to affect the idea of being a Paradise Nation Marine!

It was my last year of high school, and in the spring, all the other students graduated!

However, they asked me to sit on the stage as well, even gave me a black robe to wear, and when it was my turn, the principal announced that they were going to give me a "special" diploma!

I got up and walked over to the microphone, and the two thugs got up and asked me to walk over with me - I guess I was afraid that I would say something like at the "All-State Baseball Stars Feast" again!

My mother sat in the front row of the night stage crying and wringing her hands, I felt so happy, as if I had really achieved something!

But when we got home, I realized why she was howling - the Marines had come to tell me to report to the local recruiting board or something!

I don't know what this is for!

My mom sent me a letter from the principal asking me to hand it over to the recruiting committee, but somehow I lost it halfway through!

The scene of check-in is like a madhouse!

There was a big black man in a Marine uniform yelling at everyone to break them up into piles!

We were all standing there, and he came out and shouted, "Okay, I want you to stand half over there, half stand this way, and the other half stand still and don't move!"

The people crowded there all looked confused, and even I knew that this guy was a brain-dead!

They took me into a room, asked us to line up, and ordered us to take off our clothes!

I wasn't happy about it, but everyone did it, and I did it!

They examine every part of us – eyes, noses, mouths, ears – and even intimate places!

They also commanded me: "Bend down!"

I did so, and immediately someone poked my ass with their fingers!

Enough is enough! I turned around and grabbed the bastard and punched him in the head!

Suddenly, there was a commotion, and a group of people came running up to me and pounced on me! However, I was used to this trick! I shook them off and rushed out of the big iron gate!

I went home and told my mother what had happened, and she was obviously in a hurry, but she said, "Don't be awkward, Zhou Bo - it's going to be fine!"

It didn't!

In the third week, when the station wagon stopped outside my house at night, several men in Marine uniforms and shiny black helmets knocked on the iron door to find me!

I hid in my room, but my mom said they were just here to take me to the recruiting board!

Along the way, they stared at me, as if I was some kind of madman!

There was an iron door inside the conscription committee that led to a large reception room, where sat an old man in a bright uniform, who also looked at me cautiously!

They asked me to sit down and shoved a quiz in front of me, which was much easier than the college team quiz, but still not easy!

After the quiz, they took me to another room, where four or five guys sat behind a long table and asked me questions one after another, and passed me a quiz that seemed to have been made by me!

Then they huddled together and exchanged ears, and when they were done, one of them signed a piece of paper and handed it to me!

I took it home and my mother grabbed her hair as soon as she saw the piece of paper and praised God with tears in her eyes because it was written that I was "temporarily suspended" on the grounds that I was demented!

There was another event that happened that week, a major event in my life!

We have a female tenant who works as an operator in a telephone company!

Her name is Miss Cauliflower, and she is an amiable lady who is very quiet and introverted!

However, one night, it was hot and humid, and there were thunderstorms!

When I walked through the iron door of her room, she leaned out and said, "Zhou Bo, I just got a box of gummies this afternoon—would you like a piece?"

I said, "Yes"!

She took me into her room, and the box of gummies was on the dressing table! She gave me a piece, asked me if I wanted another piece, and pointed to the bed and asked me to sit down!

I ate at least a dozen gummies, when the lightning flashed on and on outside, the thunder was so loud, the curtains were blown up, and then Miss Cauliflower seemed to push me, making me lie on the bed!

She started stroking me with an intimate motion!

"Just keep your eyes closed," she said, "don't worry about anything!"

I can't tell what it is, because my eyes are closed, and because my mom is going to kill me, but I tell you, friend: it gives me a new perspective on the future!

The problem is that Miss Cauliflower is an amiable lady, but what she does to me I would rather do with Cuckoo Sweet!

However, I don't think that's something that the Iron Gate does, because I'm so virtuous that it's hard to ask anyone on a date!

That's a kind statement!

However, because of this new experience, I plucked up the courage to ask my mother what to do with the cuckoo, and of course I never mentioned the matter with Miss Cauliflower!

Mom said she would take care of it for me, and then she called Cuckoo's sweet mom and explained the situation!

On the third night, oh my God, Cuckoo? Tian Tian actually appeared at the door of my big iron!

Just the next day!

The first Crystal Tour Card was discovered!

The person who found it was a girl named Belly, and the evening newspaper that Mr. Bear brought published a large photo of her on the front page!

The photo shows an extremely obese eight-year-old girl who looks as if she has been blown up with a big pump!

She's covered in chubby fat!

The face is like a strange dough with two small raisin-like eyes embedded in it, greedily peeking into the outside world!

According to the newspaper, the town where Belly lives is furious with excitement for such a hero!

Flags were hung in all the windows, and the kids had a holiday to celebrate, and there was a celebratory parade for the famous little one! )