"I knew my belly was going to find a crystal card," her mother told the reporter, "and she had to eat so much cheese every day, it was impossible for her not to find one!"

You know, she loves to eat! The only thing she's interested in is eating!

But it's better than being a little rascal and shooting around with homemade pistols and stuff in your free time!

I always say that she eats so much because she needs nutrition, doesn't she?

No matter how you eat it, it's a vitamin!

It was so exciting for her to be able to visit the magical castle of the Dragon Lady!

We couldn't be prouder!"

"This woman is disgusting," said Mother Anne!

"Girls are so annoying," said Aunt Sweet!

"There are only four crystal tour cards left," Uncle Beanie said, "I don't know who will get them!"

Now, the whole country, or the whole world, to be exact, seems to have suddenly gone crazy to buy cheese, and everyone is feverishly chasing the four remaining precious tourist cards!

Everywhere you can see women pouring into the candy store, buying ten pieces of Zhou Bo's cheese at a time, and then tearing off the wrapping paper on the spot, eager to see if there is any trace of crystal paper underneath!

The kids picked up hammers, smashed their piggy banks, and ran into the store with handfuls of coins!

In a certain city, a well-known gangster robbed a bank, robbed a thousand crystal coins, and used it to buy all of Zhou Bo's cheese that afternoon!

And when the police entered her house to arrest her, they found her sitting on the ground surrounded by a mountain of cheese, and she was using a long dagger to pick up the cheese wrapper!

In the distant Frozen Valley, a woman named Monkey Man claims to have found a second tour card, which turns out to be a cleverly made fake card!

The famous scientist Professor Bowen created a machine that does not need to peel off the cheese wrapper and immediately asks you if there is a crystal tour card hidden in it!

This machine has an extremely powerful mechanical arm, and as long as anything contains a diǎndiǎn crystal, this mechanical arm will reach out - grab it!

It seems that you want to find (1) dǐng (1) diǎn (1) small (1) said, .※.o√s_ (); Getting to the Crystal Tour Card is no problem!

Unfortunately, just as the professor was showing off the machine to the public at the candy counter of a large department store, the robotic arm jerked out and grabbed the mouth of a countess standing nearby, who had a large tooth filled with crystals!

It's horrible!

Everyone smashed this machine!

Suddenly, the day before Ben's birthday, the newspaper posted the news of the discovery of the second crystal tour card!

She was so beautifully dressed in a white dress with a pink flower in her hair, I never dreamed she was so beautiful!

When she entered the house, my mother took her to the living room, gave her a glass of soda, and told me to go downstairs, because as soon as I saw the cuckoo and Tian Tian walked up the hallway of our house, I ran upstairs and locked the bedroom! At that time, I would rather let 5,000 people chase me than go out of the room, but my mother went upstairs and took my hand downstairs, and gave me a glass of ice cream soda!

I'm getting better nervous!

Mom said we could go to a movie, and when we got out of the iron gate, she gave Cuckoo three dollars!

The cuckoo is very kind, talking and laughing, I am diǎn headed, grinning like a brain-dead!

The cinema was only four or five blocks away from our house, and the cuckoo went to buy tickets, and we went into the cinema and sat down!

She asked me if I wanted to eat popcorn, and when she came back from buying popcorn, the movie was just in time to start!

It's a story about a man and a woman robbing a bank, but there are also a lot of murders, shootouts, and so on in the film! I think it's funny that people shoot each other like this, so I laugh at this kind of scene when it happens, but as soon as I smile, the cuckoo seems to shrink into her seat! Halfway through the movie, she almost crouches on the ground!

I suddenly saw her cowering on the ground and thought she had somehow fallen out of her seat, so I reached out and grabbed her shoulders to pull her up!

As soon as I pulled it, I heard something crack, and when I looked down, it turned out that the cuckoo's sweet dress had been torn open, and everything was hanging outside!

I stretched out my other hand to cover her, but she started grunting and waving her arms like crazy, and I, I kept trying to hold on to her so that she wouldn't fall to the ground or burst out of her clothes, and the people around us looked back to see what was going on!

Suddenly, a guy came down the aisle with a blinding flashlight and shone it at Cuckoo and me, and because of the exposure, Cuckoo started screaming and sobbing, and finally she jumped up and escaped from the theater!

All I knew was that two men came and told me to stand up, and I followed them into a reception room! A few minutes later, four sheriffs arrived and asked me to go with them!

They took me into a police car, two in the front and two in the back with me, just like the two thugs of the big head coach sandwiched me between left and right, but this time they did "enter the city" and they took me into a room, took my fingerprints, took pictures, and put me in jail!

I had been worried about the cuckoo, but after a while my mother showed up, and she wiped her tears with her handkerchief and wrung her fingers, and I knew that I was miserable again!

A few days later, the court had some kind of ceremony! My mom put me in a suit and brought me there, and we met a kind man with a beard and a big leather bag, and he talked to the judge—a lot of talk, and then a few people, including my mother, said some, and finally it was my turn!

The bearded man grabbed me by the arm and helped me to my feet, and then the judge asked me how it had happened, and I couldn't think of what to say, so I shrugged my shoulders, and he asked me if I had anything else to add, and I said, "I'm going to poop," because we've been sitting there for almost half a day, and I'm so hungry that I'm swollen!

The judge leaned over from behind the big desk and looked at me as if I were a Martian or something! Then the bearded man spoke, and when he had finished speaking, the judge told him to take me to the toilet, and he took me! As we left the courtroom, I looked back and saw my poor mother holding her head and wiping her tears with a handkerchief!

Anyway, when I returned to the courtroom, the judge scratched his chin and said that the rice affair was "very peculiar", but he thought that I should join the army or something, maybe it would correct my problem!

My mom told him that the Heavenland Marines didn't want me because I was brain-dead, but that morning the university sent me a letter saying that if I wanted to play for the university, I could get in for free!

The judge said that this was also a strange thing, but as long as I got out of town, he had no objection!

On the morning of the third day, I packed my bags and my mother took me to the bus station to take me to the bus!

I looked out the window, and my mother wiped her tears with a handkerchief!

It will be imprinted in my memory forever!

Anyway, the bus started and I hit the road!

The second lucky one was a little girl named Peacock Bai, who lived with her wealthy parents in a big city far away! The evening newspaper that Mr. Big Bear brought home once again published a large photo of the discoverer!

In the living room of her house, she was sitting among her triumphant parents. Hold up the crystal tour card and wave it on your head, grinning!

The peacock's father, Mr. Bai, proudly told the reporter the exact discovery of this tour card!

"You see, little girls," he said, "my little daughter told me that she must get a crystal card, and I went to the city at once to buy all the Chowbo cheese!"

I think I must have bought thousands, thousands of dollars! I had it loaded into a truck and delivered straight to my castle!

I was in the walnut business, and you see, I had about a hundred women under me, and these women sat there all day doing the work of peeling walnuts, peeling them and sending them to be baked and salted!

I want each of my processors to peel off all the cheese wrappers as fast as they can from morning to night!

"But three days passed, and we were unlucky, alas, how bad!

Day after day my little peacock became more and more restless, and whenever I came home, she would scream at me, 'Where's my crystal card!'

Then she lay on the floor for hours on end, kicking desperately, crying and fussing, it was simply upset and overwhelming!

Hey, the last thing I want to see my little girl look so unhappy is, so I swear: I won't give up until she asks for it!

Then, all of a sudden, on the evening of the fourth day, one of my female workers screamed: 'I've found it!

I said, 'Give it to me!'

As soon as I got my hands on it, I hurried home and gave it to my dear peacock, and now she smiled, and our family was happy again!"

"It's worse than that fat girl!" said Mother Anne!

"I really should have beaten her ass with the soles of my shoes!" said Aunt Tiantian!

"I think this girl's father is doing this unjustly, Dad, what do you say?" muttered Clumsy!

"She's spoiled her," replied Papa Bear, "so pampered—no good for a child, stupid!

"Go to bed, darling," said the stupid mother, "and don't forget that tomorrow is your birthday, and I wish you would wake up early to open your presents!"

"A piece of Zhoubo cheese!" cried out stupidly! "It's Zhoubo cheese, right?"

"Yes, my darling," said her mother, "of course!"

"Ah, wouldn't it be beautiful if I found a third crystal tour card in there?" said Stupid!

"Get it here as soon as you get the cheese," said Papa Bear, "so we can all watch you peel off that wrapper!"

When I got to college, Coach Takoyaki came to the gymnasium, and we all sat there in shorts and sweatshirts, and he had a talk!

The content of the words is similar to what the big-headed coach said, but even a simple-minded person like me can see that this guy is playing for real!

His speech was short and nice, and the conclusion was that the last person to get on the bus to go to the training ground should not take the bus to the training ground!

Yes, Coach!

Everyone had no doubt about his words, and immediately squeezed onto the bus one by one like a pancake!

It's August, and August in Daydream is hotter than anywhere else!

In other words, if you put a goose egg on a helmet, it will be baked in about ten seconds!

Of course no one has tried it, because!

May anger the takoyaki coach!

No one wants to anger the coach because!

The days are almost unbearable!

Coach Takoyaki also had a few thug-type men, and he asked them to show me the environment! They took me to the place where I wanted to stay! It was a nice brick building, right on campus, and some people said it was nicknamed "Monkey House"!

The thug drove me there and led me upstairs to my room!

At first glance, the building looks like it has been uninhabited for a long time, it is covered in dust and dirt, the iron doors are mostly hanging crookedly on the loosesheets, or they have been knocked into dents, and the windows are mostly smashed!

A couple of guys were lying on their beds, barely clothed, because the room temperature was about 40 degrees Celsius, and flies and bugs were buzzing!

There was a big stack of newspapers in the hall, and at first I was worried that they would want us to read because this is the university, but it wasn't long before I learned that the newspapers were meant to be spread on the floor so that we wouldn't have to walk around with dust and dirt!

The thugs took me to my room and said they wanted my roommate to be in the room, the man was named a gorilla or something, but they couldn't find him!

So they told me to unpack my luggage and settle in, and pointed out where my bathroom was!

That bathroom was worse than the toilet at a single-slot gas station!

Before leaving, one of the thugs said that gorillas and I should get along because we both have brains like eggplants!

I glared at the thug who said this, for I was tired of hearing such words, but he ordered me to lie down and do fifty crouches!

I spread a sheet on the sleeper, covered the gray sand, and lay down to sleep!

I was dreaming of sitting in the living room with my mother, as it was on a hot day, and she got me a glass of lemon juice and talked to me for a long, long time - all of a sudden, the room was slammed open, and I was scared half to death! A guy stood in the iron doorway, his expression was wild, his eyes were spurging, his iron front teeth were missing, his nose was like a pumpkin, and his hair stood upside down, as if he had shoved that thing into a socket!

I guess that's a gorilla!

He settled into the room, as if he thought someone was going to raid him, looked left and right, and then stepped directly on the iron door that he had just knocked down!

Gorillas aren't very tall, but they're as big as a refrigerator!

I said that the mysterious town of Harbor, he said that it was a "useless fart place", he said that he was from Hunger Town, that place **** peanut butter, if I don't like it, he will open a can to wipe my ass!

The first day we met, we probably talked about this Cheng dù!

The next morning, as soon as Ben Ben walked into the room of the four old men, they shouted in unison, "Happy birthday!"

Clumsy smiled nervously and sat down on the edge of the bed! )