Chapter 522: Hang it up and roast
After finally staying up until the end of the test screening, Will Smith walked out of the theater door and found that the sky was blue, the trees were green, and the sun was shining.
When watching the movie, Uwe Bauer dissipated without a trace in an instant through the shadow cast on his head by a bad movie.
After watching such a bad movie, I came out to take a breath of air and found that the car exhaust smelled good.
It's really no comparison, no harm.
Tom Cruise is also much more relaxed than when he was in the theater, saying: "This kind of film should be watched less, and it is easy to make people depressed. ”
Ronan, as an investor in the movie, is really hard to say.
Even if you are very thick-skinned, you can't say anything to brag about.
Do you want to boast that Dungeon Siege is a game adaptation of a magical epic?
In front of his friends, Ronan felt that it was better to pay attention to his image.
The three got into the same car, and after the car started, Will Smith asked, "Ronan, are you sure this film will pay for itself?"
Ronan shrugged: "The commercial performance is not too closely related to the quality of the film. ”
Tom Cruise shook his head and said, "Everyone else is trying to make the film as good as possible, and you know it's going to be a bad movie when you set up the project, and you still invest in it." ”
Ronan said very seriously: "There are too many examples of bad movies selling well. He saw Will Smith and wanted to speak again, so he preemptively said: "I know, bad movies are very bad character, Uwe Bauer's ability I see very clearly, he is not a qualified director, but he is a very cooperative filmmaker, and there are many excellent qualities that ordinary directors do not have." ”
"Why didn't I see it?" Will Smith still couldn't hold back: "Looking at the director through the movie, these two bad movies directly reflect that Uwe Bauer's ability is too poor." ”
Tom Cruise obviously knows Ronan better: "Will, Ronan isn't talking about the director's ability to direct the movie. ”
Ronan smiled and said, "Like these plans formulated by Embassy Pictures, will the general director cooperate? Uwe not only cooperates, but also takes the initiative and does it as his own business." ”
Tom Cruise finally couldn't help it, laughed, leaned back with a smile, and said, "It's rare to see such a person, but you met it." ”
Will Smith was also laughing, laughing so hard that his ears were trembling: "Ronan, what the hell do you think. ”
"Actually, I have a not-so-mature idea, you can help refer to it. "Ronan never told anyone about it, Tom Cruise and Will Smith had a great deal of friends with him, and he was an old man in the industry for more than a decade. He organized the language a little: "Since the birth of movies, especially since commercialization, good films have always had a huge impact, thus forming their own brands, especially after the success of "Jaws" and "Star Wars", Hollywood movies have really entered the era of commercialization, and the brand influence formed by good films is huge, and it also brings great fame and appeal to directors and stars involved in creation, which are all virtuous circles of good movie brands. ”
Tom Cruise and Will Smith both nodded slightly.
Ronan himself couldn't help but laugh: "Uwei is not capable, but he works hard, it can be said that he has been making movies seriously, and for the copyright of the movie he likes, he will take out some time every month in the past two years to talk to the copyright owner." ”
Well, it's not a glorious thing, Uwe Ball is completely unrequited for Blizzard, or the kind that can't let go.
"The upper limit of Uwe's abilities can actually be seen at a glance. Ronan continued: "I'm thinking, good movies can form a brand, but can bad movies also be? With Uwe Bauer as the center, shape the brand of bad movies. When the audience hears about Uwe Bauer's new film, they can't help but think, this is another bad movie! And then wonder, this film is worse than the previous one, and how bad is it?"
Tom Cruise understood what Ronan meant: "Make the most of human curiosity." ”
Ronan nodded slightly: "Yes." But it's hard to say whether it will succeed or not. ”
Will Smith reminded: "The audience will not last long if they watch too many bad movies with the same director." ”
Ronan smiled, "I know, try to run as many as possible." ”
Will Smith said, "By the way, isn't your plan to do a big event? Don't forget to notify me when you're ready." ”
Tom Cruise quipped, "And me." ”
Ronan said, "Don't worry, I'll let you know when the time is confirmed." How can you not let you see such an interesting thing?"
After watching the test screening, Charles Eric left the theater, and with anger and resentment for the bad movie, he quickly returned home, and with the help of the notes in his notebook, he hurried to write a review.
The paper will be delivered to Madias tonight, even if it is for $50,000, and it cannot be delayed.
From the afternoon to dark, Charles Eric finally got the job done, and after sending the document to Madias via email, he posted the film review on his personal blog.
Charles Eric finally found a piece of printer paper and, following the instructions above, landed on a website called Netflix.
He has heard of this website, which is currently the world's largest DVD sales and rental website, which is said to have developed rapidly in the past two years, and has robbed a lot of offline chain stores Pepsi and Hollywood film and television.
Entering the Netflix website, Charles Eric first looked at Netflix's rental process, and found that as long as you register as a user, you can query the relevant movies in the search column according to the type or general requirements you watch first, determine the disc you want, and wait patiently at home for the express to come to the door.
Purchased or rented DVDs are delivered the next day.
Simple, convenient, and fast, you can also choose two modes: single-chip payment and monthly subscription, as long as $15 per month, you can rent up to six films per month.
Compared to the $5 charge of a single piece of Pepsi, this is simply a conscience price!
You don't have to look at the faces of the uncles at Pepsi......
In the future, I will write film reviews of those old films, and I don't need to run Pepsi anymore, just use Netflix!
Charles Eric registered as a user, paid with a credit card, and did not hesitate to become a monthly subscriber to Netflix.
For a person like him who watches a lot of movies a month, the monthly subscription is too cost-effective!
After finishing all this, Eric realized that he had forgotten about the business, and hurriedly entered the Netflix sharing section, and after careful study, he summarized the written video and prepared to send it to Netflix to share.
After renting and selling discs, he found a new world.
Netflix sharing is too powerful, much more powerful than blogs, and looking at the official data, there are more than 10 million registered users, and users are always interacting frequently.
The new generation of film critics is so miserable, it's not the seventies and eighties, and no one cares too much about film critics, even within the film industry.
Without a sufficiently powerful push, how can critics come out?
Among the critics who have just emerged in the new century, which one is not a big platform or some forces with powerful resources?
This function of Netflix provides a huge information exchange platform for people!
Charles Eric looked carefully and found that there were no well-known film critics on the platform, and he couldn't help but be a little excited.
Discover first, stay first, these are advantages!
After researching for a while, Charles Eric added countless friends, first borrowed the publicly available online poster of Dungeon Siege, then wrote a concise movie review under the poster, and then sent it out.
"In the afternoon, after watching a test screening of a film, the movie of the same name based on the game "Dungeon Siege", game fans may be rejoicing and can't wait to see this film. But when you see the director's name, you will be disappointed. ”
"The director of this film is Uwe Bauer. That's right, as far as the director who adapted the game "House of Death" is concerned, how bad this movie is, people who have seen it must remember it vividly. ”
"For the film "Dungeon Siege", I can only say that Uwe Ball is really fucking up, and the film is like shit! Forgive me for being rude, because you watch a movie that keeps feeding the audience shit for more than 100 minutes, and you will also burst into foul language! I insisted on watching it, and I was completely shocked by the plot, special effects, sets and props of the film, and I was really fucked!"
"To be able to adapt such a classic computer game into a super bad movie that is rubbed to the point of speechlessness, Uwe Bauer is not sorry for the director's profession at all! The directors of those bad mill movies in the sixties of the last century are a hundred times stronger than Uwe Bauer!"
"After watching "Dungeon Siege", I am getting more and more angry, more and more uncomfortable, more and more want to hit people, want to hit Uwe Bauer! You will definitely have the same idea as me after watching it, drag Uwe Bauer in front of everyone, beat him hard, and beat him until he can't take care of himself, so that he can get out of Hollywood and the film industry from now on, and there will be no chance to shoot these-like things to pollute our eyes and ears!"
At the end of the writing, thinking of the tattered film, Charles Eric was really a little excited, and tapped the keyboard hard.
"Uwe Bauer, you bastard! Do you dare to come out and be responsible for making a bad movie? Dare to appear in front of me and let me beat you? Coward, cowardly director, have the ability to stand up and take responsibility for the bad movie you made!"
Charles Eric was satisfied and sent it out.
He went back to the disc rental page and found the movies he was interested in, with more than 22,200 titles on Netflix's website, and the number of films and TV series to choose from was no less than that of Pepsi.
After choosing two old films, Charles Eric refreshed the sharing page and found that tens of thousands of people liked his film reviews.
It's only been a few minutes, and the movie reviews on the blog haven't gotten so many views for days.
It feels so good to be noticed!
Charles Eric was a little flustered, but soon found out the reason, it turned out that the movie review he published was on the front page of the sharing information recommendation!
It's going to be hung up and baked!
If you were someone else, you might be flustered, but that's what Eric wants.
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