On the Qingming Festival in the Year of the Pig, a baby with a loud cry fell to the ground.

When Wu's father picked him up, he said that he would give him a nice name so that he could go to glory in the future.

Thus, the baby said his first words a few hours after he landed.

Don't ask me why babies talk when they're born, they do.

Actually, I think the name Wu Gang is very good, a bit like the name of a super single guy on the moon, and he guards Chang'e every day, and he is not with her, hey, do you say he has been injured or has some kind of problem? Tsk, if it were me, I would marry Chang'e home, well, let's call it Wu Gang. ”

So, the baby, whom he named Wu Gang, fell for the first time in his life, and his father was so shocked by the baby's words that he couldn't say a word, so that his hands stiffened and he didn't hold the baby, and threw him to the ground.

Baby Wu Gang cried on the ground and said: "As for it, is there such a big reaction? Anyway, I have to speak in the future, rather than wait until the future when I learn to speak, for Mao I can't speak by myself now?"

The doctor in charge of delivering Wu Gang held a cross and said in a gossip mirror: "This father, I think your son should have some kind of disease and needs to be treated." ”

He can't say that this is possessed by a demon or something, what superstition does a doctor talk about?

Father Wu trembled and said, "Well, I think, maybe he is a genius, maybe he is a genius, he can speak when he is born, who can do it, that doctor, can you help me check if this is really my child?"

The results of the examination were perfect, and Wu's head was as pure as the Sahara Desert, without a trace of greenery.

Who knows, Wu Gang spoke again.

"Hey, that guy with a mourning stick, what do you want to do, get out of here. ”

Everyone in the delivery room was trembling, what was this guy talking about?

Wu's mother, who was originally pale, regained her blood color on her face, and she jumped out of bed and hugged her son hard.

"Speaking of which, although I am still a newborn child, I don't breastfeed, crab. ”

Wu Gang said, falling into a deep sleep, after all, a newborn little child said so many words in one breath, it is strange that he is not tired.

The doctor waved his hand and said, "Let's go." ”

He wrote the word "smooth delivery" on the report sheet, and personally sent Wu's father and Wu's mother out of the hospital together.

Wu's mother now looks as if she can go to the national competition, and the whole person is indescribable, and just now, after she gave birth to Wu Gang, she only felt indescribable fatigue, and seemed to be sleepy. And Wu Gang's words made her regain her spirits, although she didn't know what strange things he was talking about.

In this way, Wu Gang gradually grew up.

During this time, he kept changing schools, because whenever there was some kind of violence, it ended before it began.

The little kids who tried to practice the law of the jungle were frothing at the hospital by some mysterious force.

According to them, they only felt that there was a buzzing in their brains at that time, as if there were countless monks chanting scriptures with super small steel cannons.

Because the origin of each incident is Wu Gang, he himself took the initiative to transfer schools.

However, Wu Gang is not worried about his tuition at all, he has helped Wu's father sell many houses, and he is a young rich man at all.

On a sunny morning, Wu Gang stretched his waist and walked out of the university where he had successfully attended three years, and the roommates behind him were stuck to him.

Wu Gang glared at the dead fish and said: "Ah, I said, don't follow me, although I never rely on my hands to play games, and I only rely on one mouth to make money, but you are also in college, don't do this kind of model of junior brother and boss in front of me, is there a super middle two." And if I'm really the boss, where is the woman who is the boss? Okay, congratulations on your successful graduation, then let's go our separate ways, goodbye to the rivers and lakes. ”

He said this in one breath, and then swaggered away, leaving behind three tearful and extremely touched roommates.

Finally there was no one left, Wu Gang took a deep breath, he was going to go to the park to be quiet, and the voice in his head merged with the sound of traffic on the street to quarrel with him.

At this time, the park was extremely quiet, and Wu Gang was smoking a cigarette while thinking about his future.

He really wants to catch ghosts and make money like in the novel, because then he doesn't have to go to work and has a lot of free time to play games and watch movies.

But after thinking about it for a while, Black and White Impermanence warned him not to rely on his mouth to do things, if there are ghosts, there will naturally be ghosts to catch them, and if he comes, the world will be chaotic.

Although Wu Gang scoffed at it at the time, thinking that this was pure nonsense, after all, there are so many ghosts in the world, why did he do it and make a mess in the world?

But what happened later made him have to dispel this idea, because when he went to the haunted house to catch ghosts at the age of twelve, he directly said that the ghost was a god, and then caused a catastrophe and blew up all the surrounding buildings.

"So, what am I going to do? For the hairy ghost to listen to me become a god, could it be that I was a big guy in my last life? But if that's the case, then I say that the author has a girlfriend, and he really has a girlfriend? Really, if it weren't for the noisy voice in my head, whoever likes to talk will go. So, what am I suitable for? Sales? Forget it, it's boring to say. Although my mouth has not stopped talking since I was awake, but, I am actually very reluctant in my heart, and the setting of chatterbox is not in line with me, and the so-called chatterbox only happens when chatting with people, ah, I accidentally talked so much, I don't know and think the author is in hydrology, tsk, he's not a big god anyway, so what, what am I going to do next? I know that there are gods and ghosts in this world, or I'll just go and travel the world. ”

Wu Da Fool chattered a lot to himself, and the people around him who were exercising in the morning looked sideways and dodged, thinking that this guy must have been single for too long to be so SHAO [Nanjing's meaning of many words. 】

Wu Gang stood up, put out the cigarette butt and threw it into the trash, and strode out of the park.

Walking on the spacious street, he took out the phone and called his father and said, "Dad, I've graduated, um, do sales? Forget it, I want to travel the world, well, that's it, after all, trees die, people move live, if you run around the world like me, it will probably be no problem to live to be 1,800 years old." Girlfriend? Oh, fate will naturally come to you, right, just like when you worked in the factory and waited for death, how did you know that now you will become a sales manager? Forget it, I don't go to work with you, I used to be just short of money to spend, so I helped Dad you help. Now, let me tell you that, Daddy, I think my wings are stiff, well, that's all. Okay, Dad, I'll come to see you later. That's all, goodbye. ”

He babbled on a lot, not noticing that his father had already hung up the phone.

According to Wu's father's meaning, this guy has such a powerful mouth, he is not a guy who will suffer anywhere, from when he was a child, you can see that so many bear children were all told by Wu Gang to go to the hospital, what a powerful mouth. Let him go out and travel the world, rest assured, let him go.

Father Wu hung up the phone and said to Mother Wu in frustration: "the child, our son is going to travel around the world." ”

Mother Wu was watching TV, she heard Father Wu speak like this, slowly stood up, walked to the kitchen, and took out the bottle of eighty-two years.

Yes, as long as it is a drink for 82 years, it is a good thing.

Tonight, Wu's father and Wu's mother will return to their youth and carnival all night.

When Wu Gang was in elementary and middle school at home, every time he was at home, the house was full of sound, which made people want to block their ears.

Finally quiet, Wu's father and Wu's mother looked at each other affectionately and raised their glasses to drink.

After eating a bowl of beef ramen, Wu Gang took out his mobile phone to pay the bill, hummed a song and walked out, looking very happy.

"Hey, brother, I haven't had any money lately, give me some money to spend. ”

A burly man pressed a fruit knife against Wu Gang's stomach, and Wu Gang looked down at the fruit knife, his eyes revealing a desperate dead gray.

"Big brother... Do you think I look like a rich man? I just graduated, and I didn't have a penny after eating a bowl of beef ramen, and you robbed me, you look around, and you pulled out any one who was richer than me, and you robbed me... I don't have a partner, and I'm still a virgin, so can you bear to rob me like this? That's right, after all, the people I like have rejected me, so I don't even know who my first love is and what it looks like, forget it. You grab it, I also want to see how much money I have to get it, I also want to know how unlucky I am, don't worry, I will cooperate with you, after all, I still want to say goodbye to the virgin body, I don't want to be cold so early, I heard that a virgin will become a green-headed ghost after he dies, tsk, there is no girlfriend who will become a ghost after death The head is still green, so unlucky, ah, big brother, why am I so unlucky, you say, I was robbed by you just after I graduated, I don't have a girlfriend yet, I'm still a virgin, I'm still poor, oh my God!! Big brother, why don't you pull me into the gang, I'll go with you to rob someone else······"

The strong man was stunned, this young man felt so miserable, it seemed that he would be the end of the world if he robbed him of the money, thinking that he was penniless to the point of being in debt, and was finally forced to go to the road of robbery, not as miserable as this young man, he is still a virgin, and I still have a girlfriend waiting for me, why should I rob him, no, I shouldn't rob, there are many injustices in this world, and this young man seems to suffer more injustice, he is still a young virgin, and he is already an old driver of Aki Ming Mountain。 As an old driver robbing a little virgin, this shouldn't be, shouldn't be·····

The strong man's eyes were sour for no reason, and he patted Wu Gang's shoulder and said, "Work hard to make money, don't be like me." ”

He reached out and took a taxi and headed straight for the police station.

Wu Gang looked at the strong man in the police car, and said to himself: "Ah, if it weren't for him, I probably didn't expect me to be so miserable, should I still travel the world?"