Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 2 Big Mouth Goes Excessive

"Ah, sure enough, it's impossible to go to work, and it's impossible to work part-time, and only catching ghosts can barely maintain a life like this. ”

Wu Gang followed behind a young girl, walking step by step like a zombie.

The young girl Huang Meiling finally couldn't stand Wu Gang's voice and finally broke out.

"I'll tell you, you said you didn't have anything to eat, I saw that you looked okay, so I asked you to come with me to be an anchor to make money, I didn't expect you to talk all the way, bastard, why do you talk so much about a big man, ah!

Wu Gang opened his eyes wide and said: "It turns out that you are also a fellow believer, rude, seriously, what kind of anchor are you, why Mao wants to bring me to such a remote place, is it that you are beep-but you told me that you are here to live broadcast the haunted house adventure, but there are really ghosts in this house, so you must want me to help you catch ghosts, right?" Let me tell you, if I really don't have the money to travel, I won't agree to you, you say you see that I am handsome, in fact, you want to take me to such a remote place to rob a person, right? Ah, do I come from or not? It's so tangled, sure enough, I'm still honestly catching ghosts. I'll leave this kind of multiple-choice question to you. ”

Poof! Huang Meiling only felt that her ears were buzzing, and did this guy just say something strange? Why does this person have a silencing function when he speaks, what kind of strange person is this?

The situation at that time was like this, Huang Xiaoli was walking to an abandoned psychiatric hospital in the countryside with a selfie stick, I heard that it had been haunted before, so as an outdated anchor, she naturally wanted to fight to make herself popular, and on the way, she met such a young man who looked malnourished, looking like he had been hungry for several days.

Huang Meiling thought at the time, this young man still looked a little handsome, and he looked weak, and he was estimated to be weak, so he took him to the haunted house to explore, one to be brave, and the other to be courageous...

Yes, Huang Meiling started to coax before she arrived at the place, after all, as an outdated Internet celebrity, she actually wanted to go to this kind of place to broadcast the haunted house, it was simply Beauty and the Beast.

She invited Wu Gang, and sure enough, as she thought, the young man readily agreed.

Then, Huang Meiling suffered from Wu Gang's recitation, and her brain buzzed all the way, and finally burst out.

And then ····· Wu Gang's words are even more, and I don't know how he can talk all the way, doesn't his mouth dry!

The country roads, the wild flowers on the roadside, the birds in the sky, and the sound of the stream flowing, my God, all that can be said has been crackled by Wu Gang, and if it is used to write a novel, it will be at least hundreds of thousands of words·····

You've lost all your fear!

Huang Meiling wanted to cry without tears, she looked at the quiet, dilapidated mental hospital, and walked in without hesitation.

She can't stand Wu Gang's nagging anymore, she needs to be clean!

"Ah, that's it! It's only three o'clock in the afternoon, why don't you sleep and wait for the evening to go? Tsk, speaking of which, the mental hospital, it's the same as Kun Chiyan, ah, when I first watched that ghost movie, all my attention was focused on the actress, oh, and the pair of unforgettable Carslan eyes, so my roommates couldn't help but go to the toilet to wash their pants. Tsk, isn't it just that the eyes are dark and not a little white? As for the scared peeing of pants? Wow, what is this?"

Wu Gang was obviously just standing at the door, but suddenly a flower appeared in front of him, and he had actually come to the inside of the hospital, and the dilapidated medical equipment and bloodstained beds were shocking.

"Oh, I said it earlier, it turned out to be a teleportation? It's very convenient, looking at this internal scene, it feels like I'm playing a game, do you want to bring me a pistol, no, this seems to be a haunted abandoned hospital, and it has nothing to do with Resident Evil. So this is a decryption game.,Escape from the horror hospital or something.,Well... Forget it, let's go find her first, in case I'm scared, I won't have any money to take it. ”

Wu Gang walked out of the ward humming a song, and the rag doll on the bed with a bored face rolled her eyes and disappeared after seeing Wu Gang leave.

Huang Meiling's side, while she walked cautiously, she used her mobile phone to start a live broadcast of the scenes inside the hospital, all kinds of gloomy scenes appeared on the screen, Huang Meiling looked at herself in the mobile phone in the gloomy corridor, and everyone was a little stiff for a while.

"Hello everyone, this is a wartime abandoned hospital in Xingwang Township, it is said that the nearby villagers have heard the terrifying screams coming from this hospital at night, now let your little cute Meiling take you to explore the truth of this hospital. ”

With a squeak, Huang Meiling seemed to have stepped on something, which scared her so much that the people who were watching the live broadcast began to swipe the screen frantically.

Those words with ghosts, anchor run and the like look very happy, but Huang Meiling, who was in it, only felt great fear in her heart, she began to hate herself for having nothing to do for Mao to come to this kind of place, wouldn't it be better to go live to house dance or something like that?

But the click-through rate is quite high.

Huang Meiling looked down at what she stepped on, it was just a piece of fallen wall skin, she touched her chest and gasped deeply, and heard a sharp and piercing voice coming from behind her.

"Let's have fun and play games together, a happy life is not divided between me and you, lalala..."

Huang Meiling's heartbeat has reached a speed of 70 miles, and her soul is free. She finally couldn't bear the fear anymore, and she realized that the young man, who still looked a little handsome, hadn't come in at all.

Huang Meiling spread her legs and started to run, this singing voice is really too ugly, is it really a ghost singing? As a professional anchor, even if a terrible incident occurs, he must continue.

"Hello everyone!! it seems that the ghost thing in the hospital is really true, after I decided to leave, I applied for the demolition office to demolish this place!"

In order to strengthen her courage, Huang Meiling began to silently recite the words that she could not become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China to imply that she had no ghosts.

She ran and ran and ran into a man, and both of them fell to the ground together.

Huang Meiling shouted, and began to frantically throw out all the things that could be thrown in her hands, desperately smashing at the other party. It's a pity that she was grabbed by someone just after this action.

"Ahhhh!!!h

"I'll take it, my ears, it's a pity that you don't sing high notes with this voice, such as Yalasuo, that's the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau or something, oh, don't panic It's me, I'm Wu Gang, you're moving around like this, I'm panicking." Also, is the song I just sang so ugly, it runs faster than a dog. ”

Although the lines are all right, Wu Gang's emotions tell everyone that he is very calm.

Huang Meiling shone it with a flashlight on her mobile phone, and sure enough, it was Wu Gang, and behind him, a woman with a hideous face and a face like white paper was looking at her with a weird smile.

"Look at !!! behind you"

Huang Meiling seems to have decided to carry out in high notes to the end, and the sound fills the entire hospital, echoing her everywhere.

"Look behind you... Look behind you..."

The echo later seemed to turn into a lot of different sounds, filling the eardrums of both men.

Wu Gang frowned, as a generation of water kings, he absolutely could not tolerate the other party's words more than him.

He stood up with his waist crossed, and Huang Meiling was shocked to see the female ghost behind him covering her ears and starting to retreat.

What's the matter, this man hasn't spoken yet.

"I'm telling you, isn't it boring to hide in this hospital all day long and scare people? I don't even have a computer, isn't it boring? No, a bunch of ghosts, you don't want to be reincarnated all day long, you know that cats are here to scare people, is it interesting? Even if you want to take revenge, those people have been consumed by you, and now this point is probably reincarnated, so the revenge is over. If you think that you are still in the state of neurasis when you were alive, let me tell you, Ya, do you know who I am? Lao Tzu was holding a watermelon knife and killed one person to the palace of the king of Hades, and another person killed outside the thirty-two heavens, if it weren't for the great god Hongjun coming out, maybe the world would have been cleaned up by Lao Tzu, and you still dare to pretend to scare people in front of me, telling you, Lao Tzu was born to pretend to be forced, you use mental illness to pretend to be forced, right? Hahaha, let me tell you, Lao Tzu has been able to speak since he was born, and the doctor also told my parents that I have a brain disease, and in a sense, I am also a snake spirit disease. However, when I was sick, the great god Hongjun personally cleaned it up, and you dicks are here to use the excuse of mental illness to fill up elephants in front of me, what a big *********"

Huang Meiling froze, and those echoes disappeared.

This person seems to have cursed a terrible vulgar language just now, hearing this kind of words, it seems that the whole world has been completely polluted and smeared by this kind of vulgar words, and this word is so dirty that it seems that even a black hole cannot be contained in it, and people want to disappear into this world after hearing it.

It's a foul word that can defile the soul. Huang Meiling hated why her ears were so good at hearing, and why her memory was not the memory of a fish, so that she could forget these words.

"Vomit..."

Huang Meiling vomited, it's so disgusting!

There was also a lot of vomiting in the dark, as if the cafeteria had launched a durian fried herring, which was extremely disgusting.

"Big brother, we were wrong, let's go and reincarnate. ”

A female voice in the dark said quickly, without the slightest sense of normal ghosts, and then the originally gloomy corridor suddenly had sunlight shining in, Huang Meiling clearly saw through the light that some extremely scary ghosts with severed limbs and broken arms disappeared with disgusting expressions, and the speed at which they disappeared was as fast as a cheetah chasing after them.

In Huang Meiling's mobile phone, two female ghosts with long hair covering her face also appeared, and the fluttering female ghost in white disappeared into the air at a lightning speed.

Seeing this scene, Huang Meiling seemed to understand something, so the amazing click-through rate just now was fake?

Huang Meiling wailed, stood up angrily and looked at the ghosts around her, and came to ten consecutive shots. At least take some photos and send them to the magazine to sell for money.

Wu Gang looked at Huang Meiling with tragic eyes and said, "··· Do you think you can get in?"

"Why do you want to say it! The old lady has no money for you now!!"

In the end, Huang Meiling still did not maintain her ladylike image······