Wu Gang sat quietly on the sofa, accepting the gaze of his boss.

He always felt that he had forgotten something, and sure enough, he lost the camera.

The one who asked for help looked at Zhang Xiaoya.

Zhang Xiaoya took a sip of tea and said, "Look at what I do, I'm not responsible for shooting." ”

Wu Gang looked at Shi Yuanhua again, but Shi Yuanhua ignored him coldly.

"Comrade Wu Gang, you lost my camera, I'm sorry, you have to continue to work with me, your dream of traveling around the world is over for the time being!"

Huang Meiling said angrily.

Wu Gang suddenly raised his head, looked at Huang Meiling with a pair of watery eyes, and said affectionately: "I'm sorry, it's my fault, I shouldn't have thrown the camera away, I didn't fulfill my responsibility as a photographer, this is condemned by the industry, don't interrupt me, I know, you don't like me like this, but I still have to sincerely apologize, I'm sorry, boss." Next time, I'll be sure to pay attention, shoot the content well, and work hard to learn beauty filters, oh yes, you don't need those things if you're as beautiful as the boss, right? So I'm going to try to make my boss look better and fascinate everyone. ”

Huang Meiling listened to Wu Gang's words, and her heart suddenly softened, after all, he was a recent college graduate, and he didn't have much work experience, how could he be so harsh on him, after all, he was eating instant noodles with him, as a boss, he actually let his employees eat instant noodles, which was too much, and reprimanded him, he was working in such a dangerous environment, wasn't he squeezing employees? This is simply immoral, contrary to common sense!

Looking at Wu Gang's watery eyes, Huang Meiling reached out and hugged him, and said gently: "This time, I will forgive you, don't be like this next time, but even if you do it again, it doesn't matter, your body is the most important." ”

Shi Yuanhua grew his mouth, why did the painting style suddenly become Mary Sue.

Wu Gang hugged Huang Meiling and winked at Shi Yuanhua.

Zhang Xiaoya pulled Huang Meiling away, gave Wu Gang a slap and said, "Remember, you are not allowed to do it again next time!"

Wu Gang covered his face and stopped talking, this guy doesn't look at his identity, this is black and impermanent!

Huang Meiling protected Wu Gang and said, "What are you doing, don't beat my people." ”

Zhang Xiaoya was speechless, she turned her head and walked away, although she didn't know what strange words Wu Gang used, and actually let Huang Meiling protect him like this, but she had already identified that Wu Gang was definitely a scumbag.

Wu Gang, who was still a child, didn't know that he had been blacklisted by Zhang Xiaoya, and he was still complacent about the system ability he had obtained.

This charismatic speech is not too powerful against ordinary people!

He decided that if he couldn't find a partner in the future, he would use this system to cheat.

Ban Langen said angrily: "It's not productive, is it for you to use the system to find a partner? You should do something big, such as becoming the president, going to the peak of your life, or something!"

Wu Gang said in his mind: "Don't think about it, this system doesn't strengthen other parts of my body, but it strengthens my throat, it's just too chicken." I want to keep talking.,Do you know that what I don't like the most is talking.,My biggest wish is just to be a quiet and cold beautiful man.,Just like those handsome and beautiful men who don't like to talk in school.,The kind of girl who came to the door by herself!"

Banlangen: "Damn, don't you know how much you say? And you just told the truth! You all know that you have to be handsome to be cold, and you don't look at your own style, and you still want to be cold and handsome? Even if it's a fantasy, you can't be so pompous!"

When Wu Gang heard this, he suddenly came up with a lot of mosaics in his mind to disgust the Banlangen system.

Banlangen: "Vomit ······"

A smile appeared on the corner of Wu Gang's mouth, and he turned around and went to the kitchen to help Liang Lele cook.

After all, he has to make up for his work, and his cooking skills are well-known at home, and his parents and relatives love to eat it.

According to his brother-in-law's words, as long as Wu Gang gets rid of his love of talking nonsense, he is definitely a godsend, but at that time, Wu Gang scolded his brother-in-law back with the truth that talking nonsense is happy.

The kitchen was very lively, Wu Gang was humming a song and stir-frying, and he directly replaced Liang Lele as the chef.

Liang Lele and Huang Meiling sat in the living room watching TV with black and white impermanence, and listened to Wu Gang's ugly singing voice next to them, fully feeling the breath of life.

When Wu Gang brought the lion's head and sauerkraut fish he made and a plate of back pot meat, the aroma suddenly filled the entire living room.

Of course, Zhang Xiaoya and Shi Yuanhua knew Wu Gang's craftsmanship, but he hadn't eaten it since he went to college, and now he finally tasted it again, which was really happy.

Wu Gang sat on the side smoking a cigarette and said, "How about it, it's delicious, let me tell you, this is called fat but not greasy, this is called acid into the bone marrow, this is called fragrant and delicious, balabala [this is silence. 】”

Zhang Xiaoya took Wu Gang in her arms, forcibly stuffed his mouth with vegetables, and threw him aside.

Wu Gang muttered, speechless, he suddenly thought of a way, and swallowed the food in his mouth directly without chewing.

This kind of operation shocked Zhang Xiaoya, and she shouted: "Pure altar messenger, you!"

Wu Gang smiled slightly: "Ha, how can I compare with that pig, he eats like drinking water, I am a handsome beautiful man, I can't do his kind of thing, you are insulting me, you want to apologize like me." ”

Zhang Xiaoya raised his hands and clapped his hands and said: "You are awesome, you are great, the biggest difference between you and the messenger is that he has a wife, but you are still a boy." ”

As soon as these words came out, the air fell silent.

Wu Gang covered his mouth and said: "Why do you say such things, if you don't say such things, we are still good brothers, it's too much, why do my bodyguards want to prick my heart so much, are you planning to make me angry to death in advance and then take me away? Let me tell you, you are violating the bodyguard industry, you are unqualified, you are a failure, you quickly give me 500 yuan, I will teach you to be a qualified bodyguard." ”

Zhang Xiaoya was stunned and took out five hundred Yangjian coins and handed them to Wu Gang and said, "I'm sorry, it's my fault, this is my tuition." ”

Wu Gang counted the real money in his hand and said, "Well, it's good, the next content needs to be paid, please pay to watch it." ”

Shi Yuanhua knocked Wu Gang to the ground and said: "Shut up, what's the difference between you doing this and opening a membership in the video! Also, have you gained a certain ability, otherwise how can you just say something to make Xiaoya succumb." ”

Wu Gang lay on the ground and said with a smile: "No, no, am I that kind of person? She volunteered to give it to me, I will also teach her, I promise to make her a qualified bodyguard, you are the same, you look at your posture, it is not standard at all, if there is really a bullet coming, I will definitely be shot, so, you still have to study hard, so let's take you two hundred, I will teach you how to protect the target." ”

Shi Yuanhua said sluggishly: "Oh, good. ”

He couldn't help but take out the Yang Realm Coins handed over to them by the Black and White Impermanence Grand Administrator and counted two hundred to Wu Gang, and then said sincerely: "So, how can you be a qualified bodyguard?"

Wu Gang looked at Shi Yuanhua like this, and couldn't help laughing, sure enough, the skill of charismatic speech is very good, it can play people around, it's too exciting.

He returned the seven hundred yuan he had received and said, "Well, in view of your sense of responsibility, this is your reward, next, you have to follow my pace and be a qualified bodyguard, the kind of bodyguard that even the most dangerous killer in the world can't penetrate, understand?"

Wu Gang's later words did not use charismatic speeches, so there were no special effects, Shi Yuanhua and Zhang Xiaoya calmed down together, thinking about their previous behavior, cold sweat broke out on their foreheads.

I was actually fascinated by a mortal with words, what happened, did Wu Gang have any adventures?

He dared to take the initiative to jump out to face the demon before, he must have it!

Black and white impermanence looked at Wu Gang together and said, "Tell us, did something happen to you?"

Wu Gang spit out a puff of smoke and said: "No, I exude a charm that you can't resist, this is the great personality charm, and it is one of the irresistible charms recognized in this world, so, you probably have protected me for so many years, and now you finally can't bear the strange phenomenon that happened, that's it, think about it carefully, I've been running for my life in the ghost realm, how can I encounter any adventures, right?"

Huang Meiling and Liang Lele, who were eating on the side, looked at Wu Gang with disgusted eyes, how could this person be so shameless?

Wu Gang laughed, took a few bites of food and ate it, and continued to smoke a few puffs of cigarettes, which seemed very appropriate, giving people an unfathomable feeling.

Shi Yuanhua and Zhang Xiaoya glanced at each other, and he quietly stretched out his hand and popped out a trace of mana to hit Wu Gang, who was sitting on the edge of the sofa.

Wu Gang only felt that his waist was numb for a while, and he fell directly on the stall, Liang Lele hurriedly put down the dishes and chopsticks and threw the cigarette butts that Wu Gang dropped on the ground into the trash.

Wu Gang rubbed his waist strangely, why did he suddenly feel sore, could it be because of the lack of exercise recently, it must be like this.

Shi Yuanhua hugged the bowl and smiled unknowingly, it seems that Wu Gang is still an ordinary person, but it is really refreshing to watch him eat deflated, especially the appearance of him deflated after talking about it, it is as exciting as winning the lottery.

Zhang Xiaoya also turned her head to the TV, and a happy smile appeared on her face.

Every time I see Wu Gang feeling deflated, I will really have a new experience.

Wu Gang looked at Zhang Xiaoya strangely, does this ghost fairy laugh when he looks at a bitter drama? It's too perverted, this is a bitter drama!

"Tell me, what happened to you, how can you laugh when you see a bitter drama? Is it because you have attracted too many souls and caused perversion?"

Wu Gang approached Zhang Xiaoya, stared at her and said word by word.