Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 14 Defeat the Sand Sculpture with a Sand Sculpture
"Don't look at you handsome, in fact, you are a dish, wearing a white dress and garlic, you are a pervert at all!"
Wu Gang said very rhythmically, and all the ghosts and immortals applauded silently, does this guy really want to rely on his mouth to kill his opponent?
The white-clothed demon had a displeased look on his face, and he raised his hand to give Wu Gang a palm.
But suddenly he withdrew his raised palm, and had an urge to fight Wu Gang.
Charm speech skill commentary, bring the other party into their own rhythm, and defeat the sand sculpture with the sand sculpture!
Wu Gang successfully comprehended the use of this skill, and used it perfectly on this white-clothed big devil.
100% success rate!
The white-clothed devil strode to the field and said to Wu Gang: "If you want to fart here, you are jealous of my handsomeness, and you will die honestly, and I will leave you a whole corpse." ”
All the ghosts and immortals shouted together: "Hey! It's too weird! Can you fight normally!"
Zhang Xiaoya whistled and said, "Rap doesn't rhyme at all, okay!
She probably lost her mind, and actually let Wu Gang, a mortal, fight with the demon that the ghosts and fairies were afraid of.
The female ghost in red who was pulled out by the white-clothed demon also looked at her boss and covered her face, big brother, can you not be so sand sculpture, you have completely ruined your impression in my heart!
But one person and one demon didn't hear the audience's cry at all, and they were there to fight selflessly.
Wu Gang: "You see that you are very tall, and when the sky falls, your head is big, don't think that you are handsome, you are a super SUPERMAN, you are originally a war scumbag, what kind of garlic are you pretending." ”
The white-clothed devil: "Look at your short legs, ugly and aggressive, but you don't have a girlfriend, you look like a child, and you come here to fart." ”
He made a fanning motion, as if Wu Gang's words were stinky farts.
Wu Gang's face turned red, and he forced the blood on his chest and said: "Don't think that you are a demon, no girl likes demons, who knows if you are defeated, you are a demon scum." ”
Well, he finally didn't win over in words, and directly began to squirt.
The white-clothed demon said contemptuously, "Hmph, play with me, trash." ”
Wu Gang said angrily: "***"
The ghosts and fairies present covered their faces one after another, this guy's style of scolding the street is very much the style of Xiao Qisan back then, where is this bringing the other party into the rhythm, it is completely replaced by the other party into the rhythm!
The white-clothed demon sneered: "Is that all? There are still few ugly and scolding words, you are at this level? Forget it, don't worry about you garbage, go die!"
Wu Gang stretched out his hand and said, "Wait, let me ask you, before I die, I want to know what the name of the demon who killed me is." ”
The white-clothed demon smiled: "Qin Yuan!"
He cracked Wu Gang's charismatic speech and prepared to kill him.
Wu Gang craned his neck and said, "You have the ability to rush at my neck!"
It's time to gamble, as a protagonist, you must have the consciousness of not being afraid of death, come on, golden voice!
The female ghost in red whispered in Qin Yuan's ear: "Boss, his neck is strange, let's hit him in the chest." ”
Qin Yuan said contemptuously: "What can be weird, go and die!"
He stretched out his finger and poked it at Wu Gang's throat, but the ghost immortals present were too late to rescue, so they could only watch as the finger poked Wu Gang's neck.
When there was a loud bang, sparks erupted from Wu Gang's neck, as if his neck was made of iron.
Qin Yuan was shocked in his heart, what a hard neck!
Wu Gang seized the opportunity to launch a charismatic speech again.
"Aha, I knew that you were handsome, you couldn't even wear my neck, and it was really a failure, you five scumbags, I'm a mortal, you can't even wear my neck, what a weak chicken, if I were you, I'd die, hey, by the way, you're such a female ghost in red, shouldn't you be a second generation, right? Tsk, they are all the second generation, you are the most rubbish, you look at Yang Jian, the second generation of gods has wood, how powerful, the flesh is holy, look at you, how weak the chicken, can't even penetrate the neck of a mortal, it's disgusting, get out, I want to vomit when I look at you. ”
Wu Gang said this passage in one breath with extremely fast speed and very clear words.
Qin Yuan looked at his fingers in disbelief, the force he used just now could even break the dark iron! Could it be that I am really like what this mortal said, a war scumbag? Then what am I doing all this for? Ah, I'm such a garbage, it's better to go back and be a salted fish, ruling the world or something, it's not suitable for me.
The second special effect of charm speech, once successfully used, will bring the other party into the user's heart, and let the user do whatever he wants.
Wu Gang was unforgiving, and laughed and said: "Yo yo, fight the five scum, mortals can't do anything about their necks, and they claim to be the big devil, I advise you to go home and sell sweet potatoes, don't come to the mortal world if you have nothing to do!"
Qin Yuan knelt on the ground, looking at his hands, he couldn't even break through the neck of a mortal, it was better to die.
The female ghost in red shouted: "Hey, boss, don't be so stupid, you don't have to stare at his neck to beat, is his neck a magnet, you have to worry about whether you can beat your neck for Mao!"
Qin Yuan ignored her, still immersed in sadness.
The female ghost in red glared at Wu Gang, and then saw the ghost fairy who was surrounding him behind him, floated in front of Qin Yuan, waved her hand and brought out a puff of smoke, and disappeared.
The ghost realm established by Qin Yuan suddenly shattered.
Wu Gang looked at the air in front of him with a glass-like crack, his heart was not good, if this place disappeared, what would happen to him?
Shi Yuanhua rushed to Wu Gang, held him in his arms, blew a whistle, and the ghost car that brought them appeared beside Wu Gang out of thin air.
Zhang Xiaoya and Jiang Yueying and a group of ghosts rushed up to take Wu Gang into the car, and the ghost car broke through the space and rushed out.
The ghost realm shattered like shattered glass and vanished.
In the current campus, the haze that was originally shrouded in it was also swept away, and the students who were in class suddenly felt that the depression in their hearts disappeared, and they felt a sense of relief.
Wu Gang struggled to break away from Shi Yuanhua's embrace, and he looked at Zhang Xiaoya angrily.
This girl said that she wanted to protect herself, she was not the first to rush up for Mao!
He was not reconciled, he wanted to do it again.
But there was no chance.
Zhang Xiaoya looked at Wu Gang and Shi Yuanhua with a very magical eye on the side, Wu Gang said that he must go to the chief manager of black impermanence to complain, and ask him to change to black impermanence to protect himself.
Jiang Yueying couldn't look at Wu Gang directly now, she didn't expect that Wu Gang would actually drive away Qin Yuan's demon in such a sand sculpture way.
Thinking back to Wu Gang's performance just now, she thought that Wu Gang would use some domineering spell or martial arts to repel Qin Yuan, really, there was nothing to say.
Wu Gang turned his head to see Jiang Yueying, and found that the girl was looking at him with a fanatical look [this was his own imagination]
He coughed and said, "I'll ask Lord Niutou for your leave, don't worry." ”
After Wu Gang said this, he turned his head and thought for a while, "That······ Dating?"
When Jiang Yueying heard Wu Gang's words, she raised her hand and said: "No, thank you, forget it, life is endless, work is not stopped, I love work, work, love me, ask for leave and date or something, thank you for your kindness." ”
Banlangen system: "Haha, Wu Gang, I think you should hear this girl's disgust." ”
Wu Gang said in his mind: "Oh, so what, I don't like non-human girls yet, I'm a pure human being, how can I date a ghost fairy, right, as a good young man in Huaxia, of course I have to find a good-looking young lady to date." ”
Banlangen poked his heart and said, "Are you sure? You've been single for twenty-three years, and as someone who hasn't even talked to someone, can you really ask a girl to go shopping with you and watch a movie?"
Wu Gang said calmly: "No, that's because I haven't met true love yet, when a person meets someone he likes, even if he is mentally retarded, he can instantly become a genius." ”
Banlangen laughed and said, "Hehe, it sounds so good, then you should find a girlfriend." ”
Wu Gang suddenly thought of something, and asked Ban Langen: "You are talking about you, why do you like to look at handsome guys as a male voice?"
Banlangen said shyly: "People just have rough voices, if it is concrete, I am a super cute and charming girl!"
Wu Gang suddenly made up the image of the legendary King Kong Barbie in his brain, but looking at the picture in his head, it is more like LADYBABY...
Banlangen said angrily: "Shut up, I'm in your head, if you think anything, I can see it!"
When Wu Gang heard this, he immediately came up with a lot of mosaics in his mind.
"Vomit····· Do you want to be so disgusting······ Are you the legendary brain?"
Wu Gang smiled and stopped talking.
After Jiang Yueying finished speaking, she saw that Wu Gang was not speaking, but the expression on her face showed excitement, and she couldn't help but be afraid.
She said to Zhang Xiaoya beside her, "Is this person okay?"
Zhang Xiaoya was accustomed to saying: "I grew up watching this person like this, there is nothing wrong with it." ”
Jiang Yueying no longer looked directly at Wu Gang, and chatted with Zhang Xiaoya to divert attention.
"By the way, where are you going, I'll let the ghost car take you there. ”
Zhang Xiaoya said: "When I went to Tianyi Community, Wu Gang met an anchor in the present world, and he worked under which anchor. ”
Jiang Yueying nodded, patted the car body and said, "Go to Tianyi Community, and let Black and White Impermanence and Wu Gang go down there." ”
The ghost car let out a crisp horn sound, turned around and accelerated its speed towards Tianyi District.
Wu Gang looked at the scene outside through the car window, patted his head and said, ", I lost the camera!"
Shi Yuanhua and Zhang Xiaoya looked at Wu Gang's anxious expression, and said that they couldn't help, who could still have the heart to take pictures in that situation at that time.