Applause and cheers filled the school park, and the boiling sound made the paparazzi reporters guarding the school gate very confused.

"What's going on inside?"

"Fighting?"

"No, it's cheers!"

"How is it possible, Su Luo will get applause? That guy is now the public enemy of the whole bay!"

"That is, especially the young people, they simply hate him to the core. ”

"But... Indeed, the sound of cheers and applause......"

“......”

Not only did it receive applause and applause, but it was also extraordinarily enthusiastic and enduring. The students screamed until their throats were hoarse.

Heartless pit master?

No, the Great Fall!

The president of Qing University was extremely moved at this moment, clapped his palms and said to Leng Yuxuan: "There is a sentence, in fact, the president of Tsinghua University in the mainland recommended Su Luo to me and called him Mr. Su, I am very puzzled in my heart.

How can a young man who is less than 30 years old? Today, I understand. It seems to be crooked everywhere, but in fact, the sword is biased, every sentence contains the philosophy of life, the world view, the outlook on life, and the values are at your fingertips, and the master's demeanor, Mr. Su deserves it. ”

Leng Yuxuan replied with a smile: "It's too famous, he is just a child who doesn't grow up, and sometimes he is naïve than Tang Yike." ”

I don't know what Leng Yuxuan thought, and suddenly couldn't help but laugh.

The happiest thing is, of course, Tang Yike, who is the most loyal Su Luofan, not someone else, it is the senior sister Tang Yike. The senior sister is very fierce, and the old dean can scold Su Luo at any time, with one exception, that is, when Keke is present.

Dare to say that her baby master is not good?

Senior sister is going to turn her face with you!

Su Luo's reasoning, how can Keke understand it now, and it is good to be able to understand and laugh, but as long as the audience cheers for her precious master, she doesn't mind jumping up with excitement at all.

"Hahahaha, Master is so good!"

"Master is amazing!"

Although she doesn't know where it's good, it's good, and you see how many brothers and sisters are standing ovations and cheers.

And those colorful students, now they also understand, Su Luo has said this, and he can't let go of the mustard? There must be, but this mustard has nothing to do with Su Luo personally, I don't understand, I can only say that you are extremely extreme.

"It's so exciting!"

"It's handsome!"

"Haha, Su Luo is super humorous!"

"Either way, I admire him. ”

"A real man, Heng Mei coldly pointed at Qianfu, I understand why mainland netizens call him the most beautiful lover in the world, it's really so charming. ”

"Hey, did you record it? I felt like I didn't understand a lot of things, so I laughed. ”

"Haha, there is!"

The teachers and students in the audience were applauding, and Su Luo on the stage was also applauding, a moment later.

"Thank you!"

Su Luo waved his hand, and then stretched out his hand to suppress the boiling applause,

"Enough is enough, almost, don't use up the applause all at once, save it for the end of the show? ”

All:

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Huh~~~~!!"

This time, the boos are no longer mockery.

Still have questions?

No problem!

It's hard not to love him, all the teachers and students flashed their eyes, looking at Su Luo on the stage, looking forward to it.

"Like, I just said and digressed?" Su Luo said with a smile, and then continued to play the essence possession, playing the listener's inner OS.

"Cut, I don't even know what this guy is talking about, it's a mess. ”

In the burst of laughter, Su Luo looked innocent: "However, I said at the beginning, the theme of my speech today is that there is no topic, so going off topic is equal to not going off topic, and not going off topic is really off topic!

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Okay, no digression, but we've just gotten out of the game! What is our game? quiz game, you ask, I answer.

Now that we've all chosen to throw away the unsteamed fish and eat the chicken!

Well, the game continues!"

Before continuing, Su Luo reminded again,

"Now, I found your question ...... It's very macro, it's either world peace or the end of the world, wow, this world is so scary. I'm more afraid of you asking me what the meaning of life is, and I really don't know how to answer you. ”

"Ha~!"

"So next, please ask some practical questions, don't always think about the world, I hope it's more about yourself, like I want to get rid of my girlfriend, how to talk better and so on. Don't always ask for New Year's wishes, it's not yet the New Year, but Christmas is coming, but you have to know that I'm not Santa Claus, and it's hard for me to fulfill your wishes. ”

"Poof~!"

"Hahahaha!"

That's right to laugh, after laughing, all the contradictions and mustards are temporarily revealed!

Quiz game, keep it up!

A female classmate received the microphone, stood up and asked with a red face,

"Falling God, may I ask what are your criteria for choosing a mate?"

After the girl asked, she quickly covered her mouth and snickered, looking very embarrassed.

And as soon as the problem came out, the audience coaxed!

"Oh, oh, oh~~!"

Su Luo couldn't cry or laugh, looked at her without love and said, "Isn't it, young lady, can you give a way to live?"

"Phew!"

The students laughed crookedly, and their attitude was very clear, don't give!

Su Luo spread his hands helplessly and said:

"It seems that you don't want to go out without peeling off your skin today.

OK, no problem, can tell you.

First of all, don't call me a god, I'm not a god, I'm just a mortal.

Since I am a mortal, then I should have the same criteria for choosing a mate as most of the boys present, and when I first fell in love, I only had one condition for choosing a mate - to be beautiful. ”

"Wow~!"

"It's too superficial!"

"Hey, don't want to boo me, that's right, I know it's very superficial for me to think like this, but I was still young at that time, and I didn't understand that the original body is also very important!"

"Poof!"

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

Coming around in a circle, isn't it still something superficial and external?

You dead tease!

"Ah, hey, it's good for girls to laugh at me, boys, what are you laughing at, aren't you like this?

Boys don't talk, I know you won't tell the truth, if you want to refute me, I will say: No, I pay more attention to the inner beauty of girls!

OK。 I'll ask you a simple question to make sure you understand in seconds.

Have any of the girls here ever told you: Actually, I don't care about your appearance, what I like is your inner beauty!

Girls who have heard a guy say this to you, don't be shy, clap your palms. ”

After Su Luo finished speaking, he turned around and covered his eyes directly, not looking!

The audience is confused, what do you mean?

"Do you know why I don't watch it? Because I don't need to watch it, it's all pretty girls who applaud. The applause just now shows that Qingda is as beautiful as a cloud, don't laugh, this is not a joke, this is a knowledge point.

Why? Because this sentence is only said by boys to beautiful girls, you can't see any boy take the initiative to say this to a very ugly girl, OK?

When a man says I don't care about your appearance, it's not that I don't mind that you're ugly, but that you look good to me.

Men are very superficial animals, what gentle and virtuous housekeepers are not the most important, our first standard is to be beautiful, if you are beautiful, talk about others!

So you guys get it, if a guy says that to you, I don't care about how you look. It must be a lie, this is the kind of hypocritical man in the world, block it immediately!OK?"

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Incisive!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

A boy stood up and asked loudly, "What would you do if the girl asked you if you cared about her appearance?"

Su Luo looked ambiguous, and said with a lewd smile: "What? If you want to learn two tricks from me? No problem! Look hard, study hard, and show it only once for the teacher. ”

I saw Su Luo cough twice and put away his obscene expression, then shook his forehead and made a smoking motion, replacing it with a magnetic voice of vicissitudes.

"Sizzle~!

Call~~!

People will say that beauty is superficial, perhaps. But at least not as superficial as the mind.

For me, beauty is a miracle of miracles.

The true mystery of the world lies in what is visible, not in what is invisible.

Therefore, only shallow people do not judge people by their appearance!

You are a scoundrel, I am a philosopher, do you guess that the girl will choose me or you?"

"Hahaha!!"

"That's amazing!"

"God-man!"

"Ruthless!"

Of course, the boys all gave a standing ovation, knelt down, and learned another trick.

Of course, the girls are all booing,

"Phew~~~!"

Su Luo: "Girl, don't boo me, it's human nature to judge people by their appearance, and you are actually just the same, maybe it's more serious." You can use this passage as well.

Some people who are not convinced will say: Why should men be handsome, just be talented!

Gentlemen, have you ever tried to take your talent to a nightclub to pick up girls?

Less than twenty minutes after the handsome people went in, the other girls were already asking each other questions: Go to you tonight, or go to mine?

You go in with your talent, how difficult is it to find a girl who is willing to give you a chance?

Yes, it's not a chance to communicate with you about who to go to tonight, don't think too much, it's a chance for you to show your talent. Trouble, singing, dancing, drama, telling jokes, plus kung fu performances all over again!

You have tried all your best, eighteen kinds of martial arts, and finally you have to get her communication number, and there is a play. But at this time, you suddenly find that her personality signature is: good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a thousand!

Your first reaction is excitement, isn't it, aren't I the funny soul? she's waiting for me! You'll feel like you've found your true soulmate, as if you've found the meaning of your life!

In my opinion, ah, hey, you're excited, block her~!

The girl who said this meant that she read all the beautiful skins and found that they were the same, so she had tried at least a thousand, otherwise why did she say that?

The meaning of one in a million interesting souls is, since I can't find it in a thousand, I'll try ten thousand!

Girls, don't be angry, I'm not sarcastic, I don't mean anything else, I mean boy, you want to pursue this girl, which means you will have at least 10,000 opponents!

One hit 10,000!

You tell me how you want to win?

The important thing is that you don't know when she will change to one in a million interesting souls, and at that time it will become a million to fight, and if you have scum leftovers, I count you as a winner!

Okay, you said that the power of love is infinite, for love I can fight a million, ten million, I just think you can really fight!

So, do you still have the ability to look up to this girl?

A good-looking skin thinks you're ugly, and an interesting soul thinks you're vulgar!

So, when you see this signature, don't be naïve, please block it decisively. ”

This time, it was the turn of all the boys to "woo" and cry and laugh.

Su Luo smiled and said to the girl who just asked, "I don't know if I have answered your question?" I seem to be off topic again, but it doesn't matter, going off topic means not going off topic."

Have you ever wondered why it's so hard to fall in love now?

Girls will say: Now boys are starting to stop chasing girls.

Why?

For Jesus Christ said,

Love is long-suffering and kind, love is not envy, love is not boasting, it is not arrogant, it is not shy, it does not seek its own good, it does not anger easily, it does not count the evils of men, it does not like unrighteousness, but it delights in the truth, it bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things, love never endures!

Are there men in the room who think they can do it and clap their hands to show me?

It's quiet, not a single one. Many boys wanted to flip the table on the spot: nonsense, that's what Jesus could do.

In this case, as a little man, how dare we casually say love to you, unless we can become saints like Jesus, we are not qualified to talk about love without saints.

And the boys will say: why are girls so difficult to chase now?

Nonsense, because girls also know that if someone talks to me about love, one is that he is lying! The other is that there is a Jesus in front of you, don't be too happy, because Jesus advocates loving others as his own duty, fraternity!

Either accept him lying or accept his heart, choose one of the two? ”

The boys and girls on the field were either covering their mouths and snickering, or they were trying to hold back their laughter, and they were shaking their shoulders as far as they could see.

"What then?

It's a loop again.

According to you, no one in this world is in love, which is obviously illogical, right? We can't say that Jesus is wrong, so how do we solve this problem?

Yes, someone has to make a sacrifice! And love is great because of sacrifice!

Girl, I just said, choose one of the two!

What about boys? We are not qualified to say that love is okay, we don't say it!

We must have the belief that nothing in this world is good, and it is useful to say that it is useless to do it.

So, don't talk to me about love, do it!"

"Poof~!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

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