Everyone was just listening to it and secretly laughing silly, as soon as the sentence "Don't talk to me about love" came out, the laughter suddenly sounded like a flood rushing through the floodgates, probably no one would have thought that Su Luo would be so straightforward.

"It's not something positive, don't get so excited. ”

"Hahahaha!"

When he first came to power, it was not like this at all, the audience looked at Su Luo as if he was looking at the enemy who killed his father, and he was very controlled if he didn't riot on the spot.

Inadvertently, the situation has been completely reversed, and the current situation is that as soon as Su Luo speaks, the audience wants to laugh. When you have a crush on someone, you do. You don't like a guy when he spits and calls it disgusting. When you like someone, he spits on it and calls it romance. (Titanic)

Leng Yuxuan watched from the audience, and the school leaders and students behind her were all smiling happily, but when she watched from the audience, she felt a little uncomfortable in her heart.

There is no doubt that the process from being angry to being able to smile heartily and then agreeing with you is very difficult, and it is very difficult to make people who originally hate you laugh, Su Luo is already very powerful, very coquettish.

But other people may not feel it, Leng Yuxuan always feels that something is wrong, very strange, because this is not Su Luo's character, he needs to do this? In his dictionary, this is completely unnecessary. Show me the face, I still reason with you, talk about life, talk about ideals, and tell jokes? Normally, in this case, he will blow you up on the spot.

Don't think about the rest, Leng Yuxuan only knows one thing, he has never been to the Beijing Conservatory of Music to give a public lecture, why did he come to Wanwan Qingda? What kind of medicine is he selling in his gourd? I can't figure it out, just keep watching.

Stage

"Many people will say, wow, Su Luo, what is the meaning of these things, what is the significance of this society? Everything has to be asked what is the meaning, it is very difficult to be a human being.

I just think, I'm talking on stage, you come and listen, and a lot of people have a laugh about some very helpless things around you, if you can solve that problem after laughing, of course it's ideal, but if you can't, it's okay to laugh at it......"

The question and answer game continued, Su Luo gushed endlessly, knowing everything and answering with crooked reasoning, his crooked reasoning and philosophical reasoning made the teachers and students laugh constantly, and they all fell for him.

"I like you a lot, I think you're like a little kid, it's cute. ”

"Please figure it out, there are no adults in this world, only wrinkled children, I am lucky, I am not wrinkled for the time being. ”

"Hahahaha!"

"Okay, I originally planned to talk casually for half an hour and then call it a day and leave, but now when I talk about it, it's getting dark, and you're hungry, and you haven't finished eating here to listen to my nonsense, or we'll ...... today."

"Huh~~!"

When this kind of reluctance appeared, even if it was only a hint, Su Luo knew that he had won.

"Good, good, OT, overtime. Hurry up. ”

A female classmate who was named was so excited that she was about to jump.

"I'm a senior in college, and I'm going to graduate soon and get a job. I know that you are not only an artist, but also the most successful young entrepreneur in the Mainland, how do you feel about the current serious employment situation of college students? ”

Su Luo took a deep breath, and said secretly in his heart, I am afraid that you will not ask this question, and then replied with a smile:

"Thank you, the most successful one, but that's a good question. At present, the problem of unemployment is indeed very serious, especially the employment of college students has become a major problem in society. In fact, in many countries and regions around the world, unemployment rates soar as soon as college graduates arrive.

It's very sad to say, graduation equals unemployment.

The reason is that the talent market in many countries and regions has begun to show a trend of oversupply, but the most terrifying thing is not oversupply, but structural unemployment.

Do you know what structural unemployment is, one day, your boyfriend will say to you: let's break up.

You'll say, "What's going on this time?" ”

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Eh, those who laugh loudly, are very familiar, and they have to say this once every three days.

At this time, your boyfriend will correct you: this time is different, those who say once every three days are called periodic breakups, and we have a structural breakup this time!

Since this time is different, I am willing to give you a little more breakup fee at one time. If you're willing to participate in this voluntary breakup plan, I can add another 3 percentage points. This time it's different, and there's no possibility between us, unless you can make a structural change, such as breast augmentation.

Breast augmentation can be regarded as a structural transformation.

Just kidding, I think everyone knows what structural unemployment is, and every time it appears in large numbers, it is accompanied by the upgrading and adjustment of the economic structure, which happens to be an important premise and symbol of economic development.

Isn't our era the time when the economic structure is being upgraded and adjusted at the fastest pace?

When you first enter college, your professor will tell you that our major is the most advanced and hot industry right now. When you're about to leave school after graduation, your professor tells you that we've been eliminated from this business.

When many college students and young people are only complaining and disappointed when looking for a job, it will inevitably lead to dissatisfaction with society and lead to a series of social problems.

Most directly, when many people feel that they have no place to display their talents, then they will definitely reflect on the meaning of learning.

So now on the Internet, there are always people clamoring for the uselessness of reading.

I graduated from Tsinghua University, but no one invited me?

It's useless to read!

Who's to say that it's not these people who are helpless and angry to vent?

When they can't find a job, they lose their confidence, and when they break down, these people will have thoughts of suicide.

Personally, I think that reading books must be useful in the first place, at the very least, how can you really understand why you can't find a job if you don't read?

Secondly, if you are thinking about committing suicide, you might as well ask yourself if you are willing to make a structural transformation!

Don't laugh, because I'm not kidding you, your breast augmentation can really help you get a job.

I'm not hiring, OK, but I heard you had breast augmentation, and I wanted to see you. So when you fill out your resume, it doesn't matter which school you study, it doesn't matter if you have work experience, the most important three words are 'breast augmentation', I will give you an interview!"

"Huh~~!"

"Bah! stinky and shameless!haha!"

"Alright, boy. What kind of structure do you want to transform?" Su Luo smiled obscenely, and then put away his smile and said righteously:

"That's right, your little goo!

I'm telling you, if you look for a job, and you can give your little hook to turn down, then you're going to get a job. I'll order it directly, if you can disassociate yourself from Xiaogougou, you won't find a job, I don't believe it!

Stand in front of the boss, unplug it on the spot, and stuff it to your boss: Boss, if I am late for work one day, you can take it to make soup!

You have this determination, I don't believe you can't find a job!

I don't know about other countries, we Chinese have always had this tradition, every dynasty, when a large number of people are unemployed, structural transformation, as eunuchs. There are a lot of people who have become CEOs later!"

"Wow~~!"

"Why? I'm not wrong, I'm the boss, and I bet any boss will invite you when they see you doing this, do you know why?

It's not that you don't have a little hook, but you have to understand that most bosses don't invite the stunned young people who have just graduated, they just think that you are not experienced enough, mature enough, and they have to spend a long time and money to train you, how can you have this energy!

In fact, the profession of eunuch is the fastest mature, you were a young man in an instant, and you are a father-in-law in an instant. What reason do I have not to invite you?"

"Poofhahahaha!"

"No problem!"

"That makes so much sense!"

"I'm speechless!"

Laughing until my stomach cramps.

"Okay, the above nonsense, Bojun just smiled, I don't really want you to go for breast augmentation or cut off, don't get me wrong. But there's one thing, I'm really not lying to you, I'm hiring. ”

Su Luo said with a smile.

Leng Yuxuan saw his expression, her heart jerked, and a sentence that Su Luo said when she was looking for her instantly appeared in her mind.

"If you have friends from afar, you must have a plan!"

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