"Huh?"

The students of Qingdao University were inevitably a little surprised.

It is not surprising that Su Luo's DreamWorks wants to recruit people, in fact, the students began to resist Su Luo, but they have not exploded, also because those who know the situation know that DreamWorks is really good, not to mention watching the movie "My Sassy Girlfriend" that recently swept the box office in Asia.

It's just that DreamWorks is an entertainment company, a cultural one, and Qingda is famous for its engineering majors, if you want to recruit people, then Su Luo should also go to the art college to recruit people, right?

Su Luo: "Okay, my speech actually ends here, and then I will talk about my DreamWorks job posting, if you are interested, you can stay and listen, and if you are not interested, you can leave first." ”

Of course, no one left, and everyone was very curious.

Su Luo paused, shrugged his shoulders and said: "Na, I'll say it again, because those who are interested in coming to work here, the first point is absolute, that is, to work in the mainland."

I know that you have a lot of resistance to the mainland, and the mainland actually has a lot of resistance to you, there are a lot of misunderstandings between us, and I am not here to explain the misunderstanding, I am not so great. But I will do everything in my power to avoid a bigger misunderstanding.

Since what I'm going to say next is basically nothing good, even if it's true. So, please leave the scene first, so that you don't feel bad. ”

As soon as Su Luo said this, no one left, they were all hot-blooded young people, who wanted to admit that they had a glass heart.

"If you choose, then don't blame me for being straightforward.

First of all, don't be curious why cultural industry companies want to recruit people in schools famous for science and technology, I have just talked about the problem of structural unemployment, I don't know how many of you choose to go online and curse social injustice in the face of the rapid structural transformation of the economy and industry, or take the initiative to choose to change yourself for structural transformation to adapt to this society, our dream factory has always been ready to change.

I've spent almost a month walking around Wanwan, not only looking at the scenery, but also looking at the people, including the people I met today. This time is not enough, you can take it as a generalization, and then I will talk about my own personal real feelings in Wanwan.

Once, Wanwan, one of the four Asian tigers, was also an OECD-certified developed economy. But I don't know when it started, Wanwan's impression on me has completely changed, it's not a general change, it's a structural transformation!

It's not the chest, it's not that place, OK? it's here and here!"

Su Luo pointed to his mouth and then nodded his head, and then bombarded:

"The most developed in Wanwan has become the media and celebrities, the media can reverse black and white out of nothing, and the celebrities can open their eyes and tell nonsense, and the level is beyond the international first-class.

I'm not wrong, Wanwan's famous mouth is indeed world-class, mainlanders can't afford to eat tea eggs, mainland navy soldiers rarely have a primary school degree or above, and so on.

Then I also saw that your TV station can invite fraudsters who have been arrested in Southeast Asian countries and are serving prison sentences to interview them by phone, which is really free!

Wow, the hostess was super excited: it turned out that having money in prison could not only call and continue to manipulate the voice of fraud, but also call women to come in and serve.

Very proud look. Why do you want to be a fraudster? You can think about it, the fraudster is so powerful!

What kind of values is that?"

“......”

"I also saw a show where the female guest angrily scolded herself for being difficult to charge the phone bill in a foreign country, and proudly said, I am in Wanwan, and the phone bill will arrive in 30 minutes!

Tsk, I looked at the excited, proud faces and unappetizing screams on the show, and silently turned off the TV.

I kept thinking to myself, what the hell is wrong with this place?

In the mainland, I charged the phone bill for 30 seconds and didn't arrive in the account, and I was already thinking about whether to give a bad review to the recharge system! 30 minutes to charge the phone bill, you are still so proud. Whose IQ are you insulting?"

The audience was silent, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop on the ground.

Su Luo looked around the audience,

"yes, I'm very arrogant. Because I am now qualified to say that I am up and down a few million minutes and tens of millions in 30 minutes, not a new bay coin, but a soft sister coin!

So I went out and dropped a fifty dollar on the road, and I won't pick it up, OK? It's not that I don't want it, it's fifty dollars anyway.

I would stop a passer-by, take out a hundred dollars and say to him, "Hey, handsome man, give you 100 dollars, help me pick up the 50 pieces." ”

"Haha~!"

“......”

"Of course, just kidding, I won't drop 50 yuan, because I basically don't carry cash when I go out now, and I just have a mobile phone. Now the thieves and snitches in the mainland have begun to transform structurally, because they find that few people go out with cash.

Tell me a real case, last year there were two men who flew thousands of miles to Hangzhou to rob, professional!

Of course, the efficiency of the profession is very high, and I grabbed three convenience stores in one night. But I only grabbed more than 1,800 yuan, which was not enough to buy a ticket home.

But I don't think it's a big deal, because they don't have to buy a plane ticket, and they'll be in prison for a long time.

Don't laugh, you may think I'm bragging, but it's a real case. Do you know how uncomfortable I was during my stay in Wanwan? All of a sudden, it was like returning to a primitive society.

Your newspapers are still boasting about how good credit cards are, but mainlanders have not popularized credit cards and are lagging behind.

Oops, oops, you see that mainlanders are so stupid, things as advanced as credit cards are not popular, and they are still using mobile phones to pay for mobile payments?

Sorry, we crossed straight over the credit card era, no need!

Of course, as the head of the Strategic Fooling Bureau, I will not tell them the truth.

I want to say that in fact, we have not even popularized the telephone landline, we have just directly entered the mobile phone era.

But I don't dare, I feel ashamed, because the mobile phone is much behind the landline in the mouth of Wanwan's famous mouth, and I am afraid of losing face when I say it.

We are really afraid of losing face in the mainland, and now we are afraid of losing our mobile phones, and we will be afraid of losing face in the future, because maybe in a few years I won't even use my mobile phone, just go out with a face, and face recognition technology has gradually begun to be applied.

Your celebrities are still smearing and ridiculing mainlanders for their lack of quality, and they don't line up to buy tickets. In fact, we don't have to queue up to buy tickets for a long time, all can be done through the Internet, what line do I have to queue up at the ticket hall of the station?

In the future, there may not be any need to queue up to check in to enter the station, and now many high-speed rail lines do not need to take tickets, and you can buy tickets online and swipe your ID card.

I took an ID card out of the whole island and scolded me, I didn't take an ID card out in the mainland, and the young lady at the high-speed rail station scolded me: Ah, hey, do you kid want to evade the ticket?

So we think it's troublesome to take the high-speed rail to swipe the ID card into the station, and we have to take out the identity to swipe it, and if we take it once, we will be scolded by the people of the whole island once, so face recognition technology came into being, I thank you, you scold for a few more years, we can really brush your face to enter the station without ID card!"

“......”

“......”

"Everyone. It's not that the gap between the two sides of the strait is narrowing, but that the gap between the two sides of the strait has begun to slowly widen, and you still feel good about yourself today, immersed in your own world.

It seems to me that you are all

Frog at the bottom of the well!

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