Chapter 3: The mushroom has become a sperm

There are fewer and fewer people waiting in the background.

And the people who came back from the stage were chattering, although they didn't remove their makeup for the time being because they had to wait for the curtain call, but in general, all the nervousness was gone.

In this way, it is particularly stressful for those who have not yet performed.

But among them, He Huai is definitely not included.

After all, the big locust tree is also a locust that has gone through the world, and when it grew back then, it came and went around it, and I don't know how many people there were! Now it is only tens of thousands of people in the auditorium, which is really not worth mentioning.

She was holding a bag of melon seeds and coughing, and the classmates in the last group dance program behind her became more and more sideways - originally, there were many of them, and they could still be brave on stage together, so they were not too nervous at this time. But there is a He Huai beside him, a good guy, from eating Yoyo Mei to infinite chicken legs, and then to Jinzi Xiaoxiao dried fish, at this time the caramel plum melon seeds are knocked, you want to say that she is because she is emotionally nervous, so she eats snacks to relieve - that's not like it at all!

Can eating to relieve emotions feel the same as eating for the sake of eating?

In particular, the longer they watch, the more appetizing they become, and the more desperately they swallow their saliva...... The momentum that was originally raised with great difficulty has long been scattered under the impact of appetite, and it is miserable.

After the dancer leader finally couldn't help but take out a pack of biscuits and eat them, the big guy finally realized her magic and quickly turned his back-

He is strong by him, and the breeze blows on the hills. He is crossed by him, and the bright moon is ...... The bright moon is like a big pie!

Cry chirp!

Everyone sobbed and sat down on the other side, clutching their stomachs.

Dance...... Can't eat at all!

So angry and wronged!

Phew!

………

Master Huai didn't have any resentment about herself, she just raised her head after the backstage staff couldn't help but shake violently, and nodded reservedly to the group of assistant actors who came in quietly and orderly.

Master Huai's self-written, self-directed and self-performed show, no matter what, the first place is stable.

At this moment, it is necessary to bring it up.

She looked around and found that the members of the dance team who had been staring at her had turned their backs strangely at this moment, and couldn't help but wonder.

But it doesn't matter!

She looked at the translucent group and asked, "Do you remember the rehearsal yesterday?"

"That's a must!"

The old lady under Chaoyangmen has the shortest time to be a ghost, because she has rich experience in square dancing, aerobics, Tai Chi sword and other performances, and her voice is loud and quite imposing at the moment.

Master Huai also admires her - otherwise she wouldn't be allowed a new ghost to come!

She nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, there will be two more shows for us, and I will let you show off on stage at that time, don't panic, just like you usually dance square dances." ”

Here, except for the old lady under Chaoyangmen, the others have been ghosts for more than ten years, and they are floating around all day long, and they have long lost their face, so they don't care about being nervous at all.

He Huai looked at everyone's momentum, and finally nodded with satisfaction.

On stage, the sketch "Mo Lao Tzu" is nearing the end.

The announcer opened the curtain at this time: "Is the magic "Song Dingbo Spit Ghost" ready......?

He Huai was sitting precariously.

She wasted so much effort to arrange herself on the finale, didn't she just want to shock everyone in a low-key way!

………

Offstage, after the host began to introduce the finale program, the principal sat in the first row with a group of municipal leaders, and looked at the program list in his hand in wondering: "This Song Dingbo spit ghost seems to be pretty good...... But when exactly did you see it, what was good, and why didn't I remember it?"

He touched the last few hairs that were not very strong, and finally decided that he couldn't think about it anymore, and it was better to save his hair.

But the leaders next to him were a little curious: "Yo, magic and ghost stories, this combination is quite interesting." ”

As for the sponsors and distinguished alumni in the second row, because the New Year's Day party was really interesting, there was no dozing off, and now they are attracted by this combination, and they can't help but have another discussion:

"The program of the University of Political Science and Law, not to mention anything else, is this innovation and ability to review problems, which has been the same for many years......"

"Senior brother, we were bald because of this back then......"

"Nonsense, you're called bald, I'm just a little too smart, a haired ......"

"Then don't bring a hair piece......

“……”

"How is this story of a spitting ghost combined with magic? Is it a performance that turns people into sheep?"

"Then who knows, it should be quite interesting - you see the one in front of me who talks about skin metabolism, the name is more academic, and in the end, it's not the open and secret battle for the performance of the pedicure hall......"

"Poof, this group of college students, that's really creative......"

"Yes, so every year's New Year's Day party, my favorite is the ...... of politics and law."

He Huai has already come to power.

At this moment, she is immersed in the concentration filter that she has blessed herself, and she is meticulously performing!

……

The stage lights turned from bright to dark.

He Huai slowly walked from the corner of the stage to the middle, a beam of light followed her, and she said to the headset as she walked:

The moon in the sky is white and bright, like a piece of oil rake!]

She exaggerated her sigh at the huge light bulb in the center of the stage.

Offstage: ......

Poofha.........

"God is a special grease rake!"

"Don't say it, that big flat light bulb looks pretty similar!"

Li Ying and the others sat together, and suddenly wondered: "Didn't Ah Huai say that it was a magic trick?

Lu Fangfang laughed just now, and then waved her hand: "Whatever, I think it's so interesting...... Ah Huai is really talented in comedy, she feels so different when she says this!"

That's it...... Such a good-looking face, tsk.

……

He Huaicai didn't care about the discussion in the audience, and at this moment he said to himself:

[Alas, such a good moon, but I didn't eat......]

Before the words fell, I heard another middle-aged man say:

[It's not just you, I picked the girl's little mushrooms, and I didn't eat enough!]

The lights passed, and I saw a fat man standing there in the middle of the road, holding an umbrella with difficulty.

The man's figure was ethereal, as if it were transparent.

……

The staff in charge of the New Year's Day party couldn't help but be a little confused-

They have always been not allowed to ask for foreign aid in their programs! It must be a student of this school, this man...... Where did it come from?!

was pondering this, but I heard the man holding the umbrella shouting to He Huai:

[What are you doing standing stupidly?Don't you see that the canopy of this mushroom can't be opened?Come and help!Otherwise, I'll eat you!]

[Oh my God!Mushrooms are fine!]

He Huai shouted pompously and frightenedly.