- The mushroom essence that can't hold the umbrella can't be opened!

It's only two or three lines, and it's often less than a minute in total, and everyone at the bottom actually laughs three times, and when the host covers his stomach with laughter, he doesn't forget to take another look at the program list-

That's right, it's not a sketch, it's magic!

……

Stage.

He Huai looked at the man with a frightened face: [I don't!]

[You man-eating mushroom, I won't give you an umbrella!]

The mushroom's umbrella became more and more unsupportable, and he tried several times on tiptoe, but the umbrella was still ajar, and he couldn't hold his fat body at all.

He Huai muttered on the side:

[Don't say, this mushroom leg is quite fat, cut it home and chop it into cubes, and then stir-fry it with hot oil and red pepper meat foam......]

In the audience, Li Ying silently touched out a pack of chicken feet: "I'm a little hungry......"

Not only her, but there were a lot of voices around her swallowing saliva.

That's it!

I only heard a yin voice say: [Little girl, even if you don't hold an umbrella cover for the mushroom, you won't be able to escape tonight!]

As soon as the lights were played, the translucent body of the old lady on the stage was particularly obvious!

Behind her, one after another translucent bodies slowly appeared in front of everyone!

"(⊙o⊙) Wow!"

The audience exclaimed: "How do you do this special effect......"

"This is the scene...... Which department of the program is so good?"

And the principal frowned: Why is there so much foreign aid? It doesn't look like it's your own school! How the hell is this show reviewed!

……

At this moment, the moment he saw this group of people appear, the fat mushroom man exclaimed:

[Ghost—]

He instantly threw away the broken umbrella in his hand and hid pitifully behind He Huai.

- What kind of mess is this?

The audience couldn't help but smile and frown.

Look at the on-screen commentary next to it – oh oh oh, forget it's magic.

But...... Where's the magic?

Is this a new type of magic sitcom?

At this moment, the old lady sneered: [You fat mushroom, I have prepared ginger, garlic, chili pepper and red oil, and I will chop you and this human girl together, and stir-fry ...... in the oil pot]

……

This screenwriter is a eater, hahaha!

The audience laughed and laughed again-it's only been two minutes, and the red oil mushroom diced meat sauce has appeared twice, and Zhongjing Shiitake mushroom sauce also sponsored their party funds this time, didn't consider their feelings, hahaha......

The person in charge of the mushroom sauce communicated with the secretary at this moment: "This show is very interesting, you can communicate with the school, and from tomorrow onwards, our new mushroom sauce will be promoted in advance at the university......"

The sponsorship of university programs, instant noodle snacks and daily necessities is actually the best to strive for, but last year, the national goddess Lao Gan Ma has sponsored it, and this year's mushroom sauce will be on the stage......

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it!

"The value of this sponsorship!"

It doesn't matter if this magic trick succeeds or not, his mushroom sauce is going to sell well anyway.

The boss thought beautifully.

……

Everyone on stage has already experienced several funny and fierce confrontations.

At this moment, the mushroom essence was already teary-eyed.

He Huai's calf was extremely pitiful, and the headlights came over, and even his chubby face seemed to be translucent, so that everyone looked at it, and they didn't know what kind of technology it was.

I only heard the mushroom essence pluck up the courage and say:

[You guys are delicious, don't want to defile my ** tonight!I'm just rotten, shriveled and shriveled, and I won't give you a taste-]

Looking at the indifferent little girl beside him, he sobbed loudly and said again:

[Otherwise, let me go, I'll give you my umbrella cover to eat, that place is tender ......]

[No!]

The old lady at the head had a translucent face, and she couldn't see her facial features clearly, and at this moment she refused righteously:

[We are stylish ghosts, and we will never do the kind of evil thing that separates the goblin body, a goblin, the most important thing is to be neat!]

[The umbrella cover is tender, the mushroom legs are chewy, the diced meat is fat and thin, and the world is delicious!]

The boss of the mushroom sauce in the audience laughed like a flower.

The mushroom spirit on the stage sobbed miserably and loudly.

……

At this moment, no one in the audience remembered that this was a magic show, and they had already staggered and laughed.

This story is not necessarily funny, but the most contrasting thing is that everyone is so serious and serious interpretation......

Hahahahaha!!

Even the headmaster, who had a serious face, couldn't help but laugh out loud at this moment-

Which department is this, and why is he so talented in comedy?

There are also these foreign aids, although they are not in accordance with the rules, but they must have been found from the drama academy, this contrast and funny feeling is too strong!

There is also this special effect of translucency of the human body...... Could it be some new technology? The school laboratory has not produced any results in this area recently!

Is this a scientific achievement, or is it some kind of camouflage applied on stage?

That's too realistic, isn't it?

After laughing, the headmaster's heart couldn't help but turn to seventeen or eighteen thoughts.

However, the new young director of the Education Bureau next to him was looking at the stage intently at the moment, wanting to laugh, but he was a little unsure.

……

On stage, He Huai is still meticulously, seriously and seriously performing her performance-

[Bah!You greedy ghosts!]

She raised her eyebrows and glared angrily: [With mushrooms, you still dare to delusionally think about human bodies - isn't it delicious to stir-fry?!]

She solemnly crossed her hands on her waist, her legs were shoulder-width apart, and the whole person made a serious posture of dantian zama.

At the same time, let out a low sigh:

[I, the great hero among the people, Song Dingbo in the middle school, will never let go of your group of fat and thin ghosts!]

She waved her hands, bringing out wisps of wonderful golden light, which were extremely bright under the illumination of the light.

[Look at me, Song Dingbo's ghost hunting technique - phew!]

On the stage, all the ghosts trembled and huddled together, as if they had seen the ability of Song Dingbo in this female middle school. The strong light hit, everyone squeezed and sighed, and the translucent body finally showed its facial features.

In the audience, the young director of the Education Bureau, who finally saw the appearance of the ghost clearly, stood up in a gaffe:

"Impossible!"

But this little strangeness was quickly drowned in the vigorous applause and cheers of the students behind him!

"Damn, this magic trick is awesome!"

"Oh my God, how do you practice this? Is there a tutorial on the Internet?"

"The point is, she doesn't use props...... I didn't see anything and it was done—"

"I thought it was a sketch, but I didn't expect it to be a magic hahaha cow!!"

On the stage, with He Huai's "phew", although he didn't really spit, the group of translucent ghosts had become several sheep staring at the audience.

"Baa ......"

The sheep looked at the audience innocently, and then looked at He Huai, who was bowing to the curtain call in front of the audience, and was very complacent about his performance-

Alas, it's a pity that we died early, and there weren't enough coffee seats, otherwise Encore would have returned a long time ago. I want to talk about "Huaixia Chronicles" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~