As the platinum god of Dianniang, the orderly silver Dameng (the author has a strong hint here), Chen Xu himself is not short of money. ｗ?ｅｎa`ｃｏｍ

She is an illustrator, and she receives three or two orders a month, and spends her days eating cats, watching TV and drawing, as for whether the illustrator's money is enough for living expenses

This is not important, mainly relying on the three sets of shops that her mother bought for her, and she collects rent once every three years to make ends meet.

Because she doesn't go out, her skin is quite white.

I love to buy and buy, so there is no shortage of skin care products.

There is no need to 996 every day, and sleep and rest rooms are sufficient.

The only thing that is her figure is the same, like the two Yuan-devouring beasts in the family, a little ...... Foamed.

Quite simply, one statistic can explain this

160cm/68kg

So she bought the [Slimming Charm] worth 999 yuan in He Huai's store.

It's just a charm, and it's not that she wants to drink the charm water, it's not harmful at all, and it's completely useless.

But it doesn't matter, Chen Xu has the ability to make money, and he can always have a little more freedom than others in the display of buying, buying, buying, and skilling.

Out of love for Jingshen, she also posted the order to the group, and brought the number of the scale by the way.

Anyway, everyone is an old fan, who doesn't know who. She is fat, fat above board, and fearless.

The group suddenly became lively:

【(⊙o⊙)Wow】

[Sister Piaoxu, you seem to have gained a pound more than last month......]

[999 yuan charm, if it's useless, you can apply for a refund]

[Sister Piao Xu is only 10,000 short of winning the gold Meng again (there are still strong hints from the author here), 999 is nothing, the main thing is to have an effect...... In other words, Jingshen advertised, although reason told me not to believe it, but in fact I believed it. 】

[I also believe, Sister Piaoxi, please be sure to give feedback on the effect. 】

Everyone paddled for a long time, and the topic had already been slowly crooked, and suddenly the group leader spoke

[Orderly scenery: fluttering, insist on using it, you will see the effect. 】

(⊙o⊙) Wow, Jingshen personally recommended it internally, which is tantamount to gambling on the effect of fame, everyone was lively for a while, and the readers who were still in the state of onlookers went to the Taobao store again to place an order.

This big cute group, no one is short of those two money, but the promotion of Jingshen is definitely guaranteed!

………

Five minutes later, someone quietly bubbled:

[At the beginning, I bought the cheapest 198 Qingxin Talisman, which was originally sold to Jingshenchong. I went to buy a 398 Tranquility Talisman just now...... In other words, the customer service of this Taobao store is really quite dedicated, what time is it? 】

It's two or three o'clock to brush the online text, but a Taobao store is actually a customer service to answer at any time, which is rare. And at a glance, you can see that it is the customer service answer, not a mechanical speech set in advance.

Someone in the group came back again: [Yes, and there must be more than one customer service, I asked the same question at the same time as Cannon, and both customer service agents described it differently. 】

[New store, it's rare to promote Jingshen, you must be on call all night, I just said that I think this charm, it has no scientific basis!]

[Cannon, you're really funny, you bought all the charms and disliked that people were not scientific enough...... What did you buy?]

[I bought a condensing talisman before, and I bought a fortune talisman just now, and the stock has been green all the way recently, and millions of people have fallen into it, so it's not bad. 】

[Big guy, I'm from the imperial capital, I just asked the customer service about logistics, and he told me that there are two options, one is to send the express tomorrow afternoon, and the other is to open the door to pick up the ...... in 20 minutes]

Everyone:......

[The warehouse of this store is in your community?]

It took a long time before there was an answer in the group

[I just chose the same city expedited and paid 10 yuan for shipping...... Now the logistics has been manually updated, and the address is the imperial capital Xichang Longting. 】

【Xichang Longting ?!!】

[it really fake?]

Immediately, the location screenshots were sent, as well as the changing logistics information

[Out of Xichang Dragon Court!]

【Heading to Yufeng Garden】

[I've already gone to the viaduct]

【On Dimensity Road】

[Arrived at your community Yufeng Garden, the baby is about to arrive, please open the door and wait!]

The netizens who were screenshotted live broadcast: ......

No, I don't believe it has to be fake.

After another five minutes, a yellow rune paper was uploaded to the group, along with a screenshot of the order.

From payment to receipt, it took only six minutes.

Half a ring, the "childhood past" of the receipt said silently:

[What brand of drone is used for this delivery? Can you buy one?] 】

[Wait, I'm also from the imperial capital.] I'll give you ten dollars to shoot a drone. 】

………

I don't know if I can buy a drone, but the childhood past of the person who bought the talisman looked at the yellow paper in his hand that was a little slaggy, and looked at the ghost drawing talisman that didn't look like a Taoist charm at all, and he always felt deceived.

498 acne charms, plus ten yuan shipping in addition to the freight worth, other ......

To tell everyone, the quality of this rune paper is the same as the bundle of yellow paper he hurriedly bought during the Qingming Festival, smooth on one side and slag on the other.

"Tsk. ”

Deceived.

At this moment, the customer service came to knock him: "Dear, you seem to have signed for the goods, please note that our store is invalid for refunds, but it is not allowed to be free for seven days without reason!"

The client's name was Todd, and he was depressed at the moment, so he asked the question politely: "What if it really doesn't work?"

Customer service Britney: "Impossible dear, our master's mana is profound, and this will never happen." ”

Such an iron-clad ......

Todd's painting style changed:

"What are you going to do if it works but it's said it doesn't?"

There is no way to identify this, when Taobao appeals, won't the store fail?

Customer service Britney: "Pay attention, if it is obviously effective, but you deliberately ignore it and only ask for a refund, we agree to refund at the same time, the effect will also be withdrawn together." ”

What the?!

Todd was stunned, and he picked up the poor talisman paper: "For example, this acne talisman, if I use it without acne, and then I have to refund it, then at the same time as the refund, Doudou will still grow?"

"Yes, dear, I suggest you don't try it. ”

………

Todd was dizzy by the kiss, and finally said sorry to the customer service Xiao Tiantian at this moment, and then in a trance, he directly "pia" the yellow charm to his forehead.

He closed his eyes and muttered: "Sleep, sleep, I will have no acne when I wake up tomorrow, and Lao Tzu will be able to find a partner......"

He lay back on the bed, the rune paper on his forehead trembling slightly with his breathing, exuding a soft glow.

………

And at the moment in the group.

[I paid 10 yuan for shipping, and now I've been squatting with the door open for ten minutes, why haven't I seen the drone yet? The gust of wind just now was really cold, and I felt like my bones were soaked in the ice water...... How did I sign for it?!He I didn't!】