Chapter 4: Straight man Amway is the hardest to resist
God was so impressed.
At this moment, there was a sentence that swirled wildly in Sun Jing's mind, jumping, and he couldn't help but close his eyes, and then he calmed down.
"What are you looking for me?"
As far as He Huai's character is concerned, he can be regarded as seeing it thoroughly, and he will go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing - he must have something to ask for.
He Huai said calmly:
"Don't you have millions of followers, advertise my new store!"
Sun Jing: ......
"I won't do it!"
It's very dangerous to do promotion these days! He's a platinum god with a godhead, and he sells things indiscriminately, does he want to lose his own fans?
But then again......
"Your store, your store?"
He thought of He Huai's appearance now, and couldn't help frowning: "Makeup?clothes?"
"It's not. ”
He Huaixin said: Human beings are superficial.
She said, "How can I sell these things!"
Sun Jing now knew: "That's right—you're selling snacks, right?" ”
He Huai: ......
didn't wait for her to react, only heard Sun Jing swear on the phone: "I tell you, no matter what you sell, no matter how you threaten me or bribe me, I won't promote it for you." ”
………
Two hours later, looking at the 20,000-word high-quality new book manuscript in the document, Sun Jing was silent.
He called He Huai: "You send me the link, and I'll start writing the advertorial now." ”
It's just an advertorial, although he hasn't written it, but in the final analysis, isn't this all a collection of techniques such as hanging people's appetites and paving people's desire to promote and suppress first?
He is a platinum writer, and he can't write an advertising post?
Another hour later, he called again: "Do you know anyone who specializes in writing advertorials for people?"
Platinum can't do it! Advertorials are too difficult.
………
Chen Xi is a loyal reader of the suspense god Jing Ran Order of Dianniang Chinese Network, and the new book of the great god has been released for five days, because the number of words is too small, although she has also voted for the reward, but she has not read it.
Now that there is a shortage of books, look at the new "Chronicles of the Capital City" has also been released with 30,000 words, so I just started chasing the serialization again.
30,000 words may take a long time to study for a textbook, but for the Internet, no matter how exquisitely written and beautiful the text is, it will take half an hour and an hour to die.
Chen Xu has already picked out the details and characters in every possible way, but these short 30,000 words still haven't lasted 40 minutes in his hands.
The progress bar jumps from 99.9% to 100%.
Her heart skipped a painful beat.
It's really hard to chase the days......
However, at this time, he was surprised to find that the page did not jump directly to the end, but there was a large paragraph of "The author has something to say".
[In all these years of writing books, I have never recommended anything other than books. But today, I'm going to go crazy to give everyone Amway a Taobao store——]
【All wishes come true】
[I know the name is very rustic, but I tried the things in their store today and found that the effect is really like the introduction, simple with heaviness, heaviness with sincerity, sincerity with miracles. 】
[For example, the 20,000 manuscripts in my manuscript box were born in this way.] 】
[Not much to say, if you are interested, you can place your own order, and reporting my name is not a discount - even because the extremely picky boss gave me a trial out of his own pocket, it is very likely that my name will not be free shipping. 】
Chen Xu: ???
What is it? Jingshen has been stolen? What kind of promotion has been done, and the advertisement can be so hardcore?
Dry description, if this is not a die-hard fan, no one will eat this Amway!
………
Chen Xu couldn't understand today's small advertisement, and when he climbed into the group to take a look, the big guys were actually discussing.
As an old reader who often contributes to the Silver Alliance, Chen Xu directly wrote about the author [Jing Ran Orderly]:
Jingshen, is the advertisement in today's speech real?
………
The strange thing is that the author, who used to discuss with everyone in the group for a while after releasing a new chapter, is not seen today. Chen Xu still had work to do, and when he finished his work and joined the group, he found that Jingshen had come out-
[I used the things in that store today, and the condition was super good, and I couldn't stop at all for five hours of continuous code words...... Now I have 65,000 words!]
it?
The group was suddenly like a pond sprinkled with fish food, and it was visibly churning with the naked eye, and the big guy couldn't wait to ask:
"Jingshen, your shop?"
Orderly: No.
Such a hard-working straight man Amway, isn't it?
But......
Taobao store only, after-sales is guaranteed, take a look and don't need to spend money, no matter what it sells, just rely on Jingshen's recommendation, even if it is sold to treat beriberi, you have to buy!
Everyone went to the Taobao store in an uproar, and it was only then that the administrator was aite:
[Jingshen, the effect you said is so good...... Don't be something you shouldn't have!]
Everyone has been chasing Jingshen's book for a few years, who doesn't know that he codes words for three hours a day, and the thunder can't move!
Today, with the addition of the two hours mentioned in the speech, there are seven hours of codewording!
What can keep him going for so long?
Doping?
Sun Jing: ......
[Taobao stores don't even dare to sell cigarettes, do you think your idea is possible?]
………
The big guy came to this Taobao store with all kinds of magical guesses, and found that so far, the number of fans is only eleven - this is He Huai mobilized her roommates, her partners, and even her students to get together together.
However, the new store is understandable. Everyone then took a serious look at the goods-
"What am I going to sell here?"
Commodity:
[Fortune Talisman] [Peach Blossom Talisman] [Truth Talisman] [Concentration Talisman] [Pure Heart Talisman] ......
【Whitening Charm】【Acne Charm】【Spot Relief Charm】......
This shop is poisonous!
Among them, the most expensive fortune charm 19999, and the cheapest pure heart charm 198-
………
Readers are in a trance - Taobao is really omnipotent and sells everything.
But this wave of Amway, it's so unpalatable!
Everyone looked over and over the products on sale in the store, and found that the introduction was as simple as the name-
For example, [whitening charm]: whitening, lasting effect for 28 days, opening promotion: 999 yuan
There are also fortune charms: beckoning wealth, increasing positive financial luck, and it is recommended not to buy it when the unemployed student party does not ask for living expenses.
Lasting effect: 88 days
Opening promotion: 19,999 yuan.
It's so poisonous!
Who would buy this!
Everyone tossed in the customer service:
"Dear, we are open 24 hours a day, please feel free to consult if you have any questions!"
"Dear, we clearly mark the price, Tong Su is not deceitful, and the opening promotion can be free shipping!"
"Dear, it's an invalid refund, but it's not seven days without reason!"
"Dear, once you apply for a refund, you will lose the extra effects you have obtained as well!"
"Dear, the spell is made by our Heavenly Master himself, and it is trustworthy!"