Dad never believed that Xiao Feng could one day become a cultural element!

Dad also said that if you can really have the ability to stand on the podium with a pair of glasses one day, even if you are just a people's teacher, Lao Tzu can eat the feces you pulled out into your stomach!

Finally, when Xiao Feng reported his good news with a smile, his father was dumb! He looked at his shriveled belly in a daze, perhaps fantasizing about the things inside, once they got it out, how to pour it into their mouths! Or, should they add some salt or other condiments?

Daddy is gone, but what surprises Xiao Feng is that he didn't expect that he hadn't seen him for ten years, and Dad actually really practiced the supreme light skill of "ghost shadow floating on water". After a snort, he disappeared without a trace, just leaving behind a sentence "Hmph! Lao Tzu is going to eat poop, don't peek at you!"

But Dad, I don't wear glasses! Xiao Feng wanted to say, but Dad was already gone!

Hahaha!

Poof!

"Ouch! fell ••••••• fell to death?"

I didn't expect to laugh at my father's feat of eating stool, and I actually fell on my head!

It turned out to be just a dream? Xiao Feng suddenly looked at the door and window with a little loss, hoping to find a trace of the clues left by his father when he flew away. His voice seemed to be echoing in his ears, but in front of him, it was empty.

But it was already dawn, and when I looked at the time, it was already past seven o'clock.

Rise and shine!

Xiao Feng smiled slightly and sat on the bed, and couldn't help but savor the appearance of Fang Cai when he met his father in his dream. Hey, this old guy is much more handsome, and his face is full of red light, and his seal is shiny, and there are still women's red lip prints on his neck.

Yes, Daddy has emigrated to live in "the world below", and it has been ten years. I remember that at that time, Xiao Feng was just a fourteen-year-old child, and his mother had already "immigrated" before his father, and at that time, when his father "immigrated" again, Xiao Feng became an out-and-out orphan! At that time, he was lonely and helpless, and he also wanted to "immigrate" with his father and mother, but that night, his father suddenly gave him a dream, saying that the immigration procedures were too complicated, and the most important thing was that he had to wipe his neck when applying for a "passport"! How painful it was to wipe his neck! Therefore, he still persuaded Xiao Feng to "emigrate" left and rightStay strong and continue to live in this world! Because this world is so beautiful!

Xiao Feng's role today is indeed a glorious people's teacher! And he is also the most glorious biology teacher among teachers!

He had always believed that he was most interested in living things.

As early as the age of five, he was very confused about where the chick of the big grew, so while his father was not at home, he carefully observed the whole process of the big jumping on the back of the old hen to do that, but he didn't see it, he actually caught the big and dissected it properly. But in the end, he still didn't find it! So, at that time, he summed up a theory: the big rooster has the function of telepathy!

At the age of twelve, he became so interested in the anatomy of women's bodies that he secretly ran to the back of the school's women's toilet to peek at the female teacher's toilet. At that time, before my father left, he lived with him in his hometown in the countryside. The toilet in the school in my hometown in the countryside is a tunnel type. As a result, when he was studying carefully, a stream of hot liquid sprayed at him•••••• and as a result, when he returned home, he was slapped hard by his father!

But in the end, the father looked at him with a respectful gaze and told him about his past. Dad said that when he was thirteen years old, he also had the urge to study the body structure of female intellectuals, but he never had the courage. After saying that, he was full of remorse, and said a word to Xiao Feng, you kid will definitely be stronger than Lao Tzu in the future!

But Xiao Feng knew that he couldn't compare to his father no matter what! When he was six years old, he had already followed the little girls to learn how to squat and urinate, and when he was thirteen years old, he dared to carry a kitchen knife to fight against the hooligans in the county, and at the age of seventeen, he became a glorious soldier of the people at the call of the country and went to the battlefield!

In the Laoshan Offensive that year, he held a sniper rifle in his hand and blew up the heads of one hundred and eight Vietnamese jungle special forces in one night, including two majors and a colonel! Such a brilliant record, Xiao Feng has always regarded it as his proudest B!

Daddy is very good!

Although the tiger father has no dogs, Xiao Feng has always believed that the tiger cub is the tiger cub, and he can't compare to the tiger father no matter what!

It's been eight years! In these eight years, he has been struggling to follow his father's footsteps all the time, and he firmly believes that he is the continuation of his father's life. But he never thought that he would appear as a people's teacher.

But as for how he got to this title, well, keep it a secret for now!

Hey! I'm about to become a teacher, and I'm still a little nervous! Let's warm up for a while, and resolutely appear in front of the students with the most handsome self. And especially, when he thinks of the girls in middle school who are just beginning to bloom and are waiting to be released, the ripples in his heart!

This is an exercise that Xiao Feng often likes to do. Because he is interested in biology, he knows that the waist is actually very important for a man. Because the waist is closely related to the kidneys, and the kidneys are crucial to the function of men!

But gradually, the original waist twisting exercise actually turned into a forward and backward movement! This is not to blame Xiao Feng, everything is just because he is too involved, and he actually subconsciously gets up one after the other.

One-two-one!one-two-one!one-two-one••••••

But suddenly, the light in front of me brightened, the door opened, and then there was a woman's screaming voice!

"Brother Xiao, what are you doing here?"

Hong Xiaonan was stunned, her gaze was actually aimed at Xiao Feng's tall and hard thing at once!

It was just a second of sluggishness and consternation, Xiao Feng immediately came back to his senses and hurriedly pulled the quilt over to cover himself, hehe smiled and apologized: "That•••••• what, morning exercise•••••• morning exercise!

The guilt in his heart, he has no place to embarrass himself! But he is also secretly happy, hehe, this beautiful teacher who does not eat fireworks in the world, I guess I have never seen such a tall and handsome person as me!

That's right, Hong Xiaonan is a beauty, and she is also a glorious people's teacher, and Xiao Feng feels that there is still a tacit understanding between them, and everyone is more interested in biology. In fact, he and Hong Xiaonan have only known each other for two days! Speaking of their acquaintance, it is really very easy to understand.

On that day, Xiao Feng flew to the capital city of country Z on a flight from Paris, France, and then came out of the airport with great urgency. But the time, it's already past nine o'clock at night!

After four years, he's back!

This city has left him too much! Here, he has had blood, pride, and deep hatred! Here, the seeds of hatred that have penetrated deep into his soul are buried!

So, he's back! And it's top secret, except for his brother, of course!

He wanted to find a random hotel to stay in, and then secretly observe for a while before informing his brothers, but as a result, he met a group of thieves in a dark alley!

is a group of little thieves, and then saved an innocent beautiful teacher, she is Hong Xiaonan!

Hong Xiaonan was a biology teacher at a higher private college in Beijing, and she was frightened when she was surrounded by a group of thieves, but fortunately, Xiao Feng happened to pass by and made a decisive move. Of course, Xiao Feng wouldn't tell her her identity, so Hu made up a lie, saying that he came from the countryside of another province to work here, and he had just arrived. When Hong Xiaonan heard this, he saw that he had no place to settle down for the time being, so he happily invited him to live in his rented apartment.

Hong Xiaonan is very kind, for Xiao Feng, in addition to being grateful, she also has a sympathy for migrant workers in this era!

Hong Xiaonan just graduated this year, she is young and beautiful, and what's worse is that her class is still the worst class in the whole department. I can't help it, just a few days ago, I suffered a lot of anger from the students. Therefore, Xiao Feng decided that he would help her teach those students a hard lesson no matter what!

But who knows, this early in the morning, Hong Xiaonan actually let him have a clean look at his body structure! Because Xiao Feng has had a very immoral habit since he was a child, that is, he likes to sleep naked at night! So on a whim, he actually forgot to wear pants when doing sports.

Hong Xiaonan had already made breakfast, and when they ate breakfast, the two couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed about each other because of what happened just now. But Xiao Feng was very calm, didn't he just take a look? This is a must for every woman, men have to sleep with them every night in the future, what's the fuss!

After breakfast, I took a brief look at the textbook. Well, let's go to this chapter today! I think if I hadn't been curious about this back then, I wouldn't have run to the women's toilet to peek at the female teacher, and I was beaten by my father.

In order to let the students learn this chapter better, he also took the time to download and print a large picture of female physiology-organ structure from the Internet, and then hurriedly said goodbye to Hong Xiaonan and called a taxi to the private college.

I took the car to the entrance of the private college, fortunately, there were still five minutes before the class time. He immediately ignored everything else, spread his legs and ran into the school. Hehe, not bad, but in just three minutes, he had already run to the door of the biology class's classroom. In the past few years, he has raced against bullets in the African desert, the jungle of South America, and even in the royal halls of Europe, so the speed is definitely not blown. In fact, he still tried to run as slowly as possible, and if he ran with all his might, he would have to scare everyone!

It's just very unfortunate that in the process of running wildly, I don't know when I stepped on a piece of! Anyway, I don't know if it was pulled by a person or a cat or a dog, in short, it is very sticky, and it is very stubborn! After rubbing it at the entrance of the classroom building for a long time, it was finally rubbed off. But suddenly, he realized that he was actually regarded as the absolute focus by many student sisters, just like watching a monster!

! Don't you see such a handsome man? Hillbilly!

However, as soon as he walked to the door of the target classroom, he was immediately stunned!

Boys have long hair, girls explode their heads! Men's clothes and pants are colorful, and iron rings are worn to the nostrils, and women's clothes are exposed, and their breasts are not ordinarily large, and they have obviously been seriously developed!

And what's even worse is that when they saw that he was the new teacher, everyone didn't treat him as a monster anymore, but as air! The men played cards, smoked, and the women made up, and looked in the mirror, and there was no reaction to his arrival!

It's so chilling, what kind of student is this? Why don't you know how to respect the teacher and understand the hard work of the teacher, and when you see the teacher coming, you have to send a cigarette, right?