【002】 Have you ever been to Teacher Cang?

"Uh-huh!"

Xiao Feng deliberately raised his voice and spoke, and when he landed, all the eyes of the class looked at him in unison. This made him feel somewhat relieved, and then kicked the chair in front of him directly, walked to the podium and said, "Uh, do you know what I do?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" At this time, a boy with long red hair on the cheeks of a sharp-beaked monkey took over, "Hmph, the night before yesterday, you stabbed me in the back! As a result, I also had several stitches, which cost more than 500 yuan, and the wound still hurts!"

Hearing this, Xiao Feng's heart suddenly rubbed! This class is full of chaotic students, what is this? That night•••••• he immediately thought that what he encountered that night was not a robbery thief, but these bad students who wanted to bully Teacher Hong Xiaonan!

That's right, there was a guy who was still carrying a watermelon knife in his hand at that time, but he was angry and grabbed it directly and stabbed him in the back!

"Well, yes, that's me!Okay, don't get excited, sit down first!" he felt a little embarrassed, but he glanced at the class with a threatening look, until he found that the face of the kid who had just spoken was all white. But he found out that there was still a little beauty hidden in the class!

That's right, that's a little beauty! The deepest impression of this beauty is that she has an amazing beauty between her eyebrows that can absolutely surpass all the surrounding existence! The faint willow eyebrows have been carefully retouched, and the long eyelashes flicker like two brushes, and the eyes are so bright that people feel that they are dazzling A pair of beautiful eyes that palpitate, in the eyes, are unusually smart!

Of all the female animals in the classroom, she was the only one who made Xiao Feng feel that she was really a beautiful existence! And it was a very amazing beautiful existence! The hair that slid down the black straight shawl was the absolute mainstream stunner.

She seemed to be very interested in Xiao Feng, and her eyes were always staring intently.

Xiao Feng cleared his throat, put on a cool pose, and then introduced himself in his extremely magnetic voice: "I, I am your biology teacher today, my surname is Xiao, and my single name is a maple character! You can call me Xiao Shuai, or, Brother Feng is okay! If not, then just call me teacher!"

When he landed, there was a great commotion below, and the buzzing sound felt like swarms of flies or bees had suddenly flown in.

"Ah, it's a new teacher! Hee-hee, he's so handsome! ”

"Ah, Qiu ••••••• Qiu Ze!The one in "The Three Thousand Golds of the Xia Family", but he is definitely much more handsome than Qiu Ze!"

"If only it were a virgin, hehe! If it were a virgin, I declare that I would make him!"

"Eh, I heard that if you love a virgin, you can make up your face, isn't it?"

“••••••”

In short, Xiao Feng was frightened, and his heart was straight: Mom, what kind of students are these? This era is inevitably too crazy•••••• isn't it?

But the master likes it!

But time was limited, and soon the class bell rang. However, the hateful thing is that when he was about to show the picture he had prepared with great difficulty to show everyone first, the voice below was actually louder than just now. The most odious thing is that a boy with an explosive head is still leaning on the windowsill and pumping hard!

I-!

Sou!

Xiao Feng couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the blackboard eraser and smashed it directly. Not to mention, at a distance of six meters, there was no deviation! It smashed squarely on the guy's head. When he landed, that guy seemed to be on fire, and it seemed that this guy definitely didn't usually take the teacher very seriously, so he felt that the new one today must be similar to the previous one, and he would be flattened with a casual pinch.

"What? Teacher, don't you know that I have such virtues? Okay, do you dare to beat me? My father is the second-in-command of the board of directors of this school, if you dare to touch me, my father can fire you immediately! Come on! You beat me!"

In everyone's incomprehensible gaze, Xiao Feng rushed over without saying a word, and for a while, his fists and feet came out, and the explosive head was directly hit on the ground and shrunk into a ball and cried!

"Damn, I've never heard of such a request in my life! You beg me to beat you, I don't have a reason not to do it, do I?

Standing back on the podium, it was very quiet below.

"Well, what we're going to talk about today is, women-physiology! Look at it carefully, it's a picture!" he said, showing the picture he had brought with him in its entirety and hanging it on the blackboard.

This is not a slideshow, but a real color picture, and it feels like it's really urgent!

But at such a show, most of the girls in the class blushed shyly and lowered their heads, while the boys were about to burst out of their eyes one by one.

O human body!

"Haha, tsk, the fucking God's creation is really fair, the teacher is so fair, it's not wasted!"

"Damn, you're embarrassed to say, you know, if it's an adult, you're not enough!"

"You know a? That's white in the picture!"

"What about the black people? What about the black people?"

", you're going to be black? Damn, are you lacking in virtue?"

Listen carefully to the following discussions, not to mention, Xiao Feng suddenly became interested. Moreover, it is still subconscious!

"Well, this classmate, you're wrong! Actually, whites, blacks and yellows, there is not much difference between them!"

When he arrived, all the male classmates were interested, and even the girls couldn't help but listen to him carefully.

"Teacher, have you ever been to a European woman? How do you feel? What about a Japanese woman? Teacher, what do you think of Teacher Cang?"

"Well, it's still not as good as our Z women! The key is that the scream is really scary. As for Japanese women, I've been to a few classes, but I've never been to Teacher Cang, and I did have such an opportunity, but •••••••Oh, what are you asking me about? What am I talking about? Hehe, classmate, you're very immoral! Well, okay, let's go on with class!"

Xiao Fengxin said that he was really talking and talking, what kind of person is he now? Teacher! Does a teacher give such a lecture to students?