In the 80s and 90s, Chinese demons danced, including private detectives.

Maybe it's because I've watched too many movies and videos, or maybe it's because the Sherlock Holmes series is all the rage, and all kinds of detective agencies have popped up. Two of the most influential -

One is the "Shenghai Social Security Consulting and Investigation Agency", the founder of which is the legendary detective Duanmu Hongyu. Before his retirement, he served as the director of the Criminal Investigation Division of the Shenghai Public Security Bureau, and commanded the cracking of a series of major and important cases, such as the theft of huge sums of money from the Shenghai Banknote Printing Factory, the foreign-related homicide case in Jinjiang, and the theft of property from the U.S. Consulate. After Duanmu Hongyu retired, he contacted three old friends, who were recognized as the "Four Great Detectives" in China at that time, and the four of them co-founded a detective agency.

The other is the "Ning Province Condor Detective Agency", which was also founded by a retired police officer. Although in terms of strength and fame, this detective agency is not as good as Shenghai's, but it is the only private detective agency in New China that is truly legally registered and has the word "detective" in its name.

In 1993, the central government officially issued a circular stating that non-governmental organizations were not allowed to accept civil and economic dispute cases, were not involved in debt collection and security defense technical consultation, and were not allowed to conduct investigations that infringed on personal privacy.

As a result, the thriving private detective industry has not yet developed and grown in China. The rest did not dare to hang the "detective" brand, and the business scope was concentrated in the field of "catching the little three", and also helped customers find cats, dogs and children.

Another weekend, Song Weiyang wore sunglasses and a hat and walked into a company called "Zhengda Social Information Consulting Office".

The walls are covered with pennants, the contents are all "punish evil and promote good", "discern everything" and so on, at first glance I thought I had walked into a police station.

"I was recommended by Director He. Song Weiyang got straight to the point.

The other party was a bald middle-aged man about 40 years old, he smiled and shook hands and said, "Lao He recommended it, then we are our own people." What's the problem, you say, tracking, secretly shooting, catching Ximen Qingpan Jinlian, looking for cats, dogs, and children...... We've got it all here. There are only two principles: We don't dare to provoke white, and we can't afford to provoke black. ”

"Help me find a woman. Song Weiyang said.

"That's looking for someone," said the bald middle-aged man, "place of origin, name, education, appearance, age, social relations, hobbies...... You write down the basic information, and I will help you find it as soon as possible. ”

Song Weiyang said: "It doesn't matter where you are born or not, it is best to have a high degree of education, the more beautiful you are, the better, and the most important thing is to be beautiful." You must also be smart, outgoing, and know how to make men happy. Also, we must love vanity and worship foreign ......"

"Wait, wait," the bald middle-aged man hurriedly stopped, "You're asking me to find someone?"

"yes. Song Weiyang said with a smile.

"Brother, it's the first time I've seen you looking for someone like this. The bald middle-aged man smiled.

Song Weiyang explained: "Let me tell you this, a foreigner has provoked me, and I want to make some trouble for him." This foreigner, with his identity as an American, with his handsome and young appearance, seduced little Chinese girls everywhere to sleep, and there were more than a dozen people who were made by him to have a big belly. Do you think such a bastard should be taught a lesson?"

"That's a lesson!" said the bald middle-aged man through gritted teeth, which is a normal reaction of Chinese men.

Song Weiyang said again: "This foreigner still likes to beat women, beating women all over their bodies, it's useless to call the police, they are executives of foreign companies." You say it's not abominable?"

"It's so damning!" said the bald middle-aged man.

Song Weiyang said: "I want to find a smart and beautiful woman, and it is best to be able to marry this foreigner." ”

The bald middle-aged man said: "Isn't this cheap for him?"

Song Weiyang said with a smile: "So, this woman must worship foreign flattery, and she can't wait to marry a foreign old man." It is better to encourage that woman not to take birth control pills, to poke holes in the condom, and to coerce her into marriage after she becomes pregnant, and if foreigners do not get married, they will go to the workplace to make trouble!"

The bald middle-aged man laughed: "You are going to harm that foreigner for the rest of your life." ”

"Otherwise, how can I relieve my anger? It must be a lifetime, otherwise I will directly find a young lady to pretend to be pregnant, and make the foreigner go back to the United States, wouldn't it be simpler." Song Weiyang said.

"You cow!" the bald middle-aged man gave a thumbs up.

Song Weiyang said: "After you find a target, you must explain it to that woman." Foreigners are very rich, leaders in foreign companies, very young, very handsome, very considerate, very knowledgeable, but these are all appearances, don't be deceived. This foreigner has mental problems, he likes to beat women, and when the time comes, don't complain when he is beaten. And he is also very attentive, hooking up with little girls everywhere, even if he gets married, he will definitely cheat. ”

The bald middle-aged man nodded and said, "If you know this, then the woman is still willing to paste it, and we won't be hurting the sky." It is better for this kind of woman to go abroad as soon as possible, so as not to stay in the country and harm our Chinese men. ”

"That's the reason," Song Weiyang said, "After finding a suitable target, you tell the woman to let her concentrate on falling in love with a foreigner and conceiving a child as soon as possible, and I will put 2,000 yuan in her account every month for activity funds." If it can't be done in three months, the cost will be halved. If I can't do it in half a year, then I don't care. Well, it's best to be the kind of woman who looks at Sven, who is actually very fierce, and the more vicious her heart, the better. This kind of woman marries to the United States, and then takes the domestic violence injury report, maybe she can send the foreigner to prison, and when she divorces, she will share most of his family property!"

The bald middle-aged man wiped the sweat from his forehead and asked, "Brother, take the liberty of asking, why did that foreigner provoke you? ”

"Private investigators should abide by professional ethics and don't ask questions if they shouldn't. Song Weiyang reminded.

"Yes, yes," the bald middle-aged man pondered, "I really haven't taken on a case like yours." In this case, give 500 yuan for the activity first, and I will try to find a suitable target for you. ”

"Yes," Song Weiyang said, "remember, the more beautiful the better, the smarter the better, and the more vicious the better! You can go to secondary schools and universities to find out, there are many money worshippers, explain the situation to them, and you must not deceive them." ”

"Don't worry, isn't that a scourge?" said the bald middle-aged man.

Pay the money and leave.

The bald middle-aged man sent Song Weiyang to the door, and sighed: "Insidious, who provoked him to have blood mold for eight lifetimes!"

Really, that big-character poster had no impact on Song Weiyang, and even on Lin Zhuoyun, at most, there would be some rumors during this time.

But Li Aaron is stingy, and Song Weiyang is even more stingy.

If you make me uncomfortable for a while, I'll make you uncomfortable for the rest of your life.

What is the point of letting Citibank fire Alan Lee's squid? What is it to let Alan Lee roll back to the United States in disgrace? Murder requires the use of a soft knife, and the real means of punishing the heart is to punish the heart.