Chapter 260: Secret Marriage
"Hehe~ Su Biling, Su Da Beauty, it's been a long time, what kind of wind blew your great god today......"
Chen Guangda stepped forward with his arms crossed, his face was full of disgusting smirks, and the woman in the city control uniform was not very old, about twenty-five or sixteen years old, with very delicate little short hair, and the length was only a little above average, but she had a seductive charm on her body, the kind of fox spirit that made men think of it when they saw it.
"Boss Chen, don't say these polite words, although we are half acquaintances, but my sister and I can't help but work for others now, don't blame me for this fine......"
Su Biling laughed weirdly, directly took a slip and handed it over, Chen Guangda took it casually and sneered, and said lightly with the fine sheet stamped with a red seal: "Your urban management bureau is really a big breath, as soon as you make a move, it is 5,000 gold coupons, I think you just seal my small shop, even if you kill me, you don't have so much money!"
"Then we don't care, who told you to be unruly, if you really don't have money, we will report to close the store and directly expel the operator from the city......"
Su Biling looked at Chen Guangda very proudly, and the corners of her mouth were very proudly curled up with a smirk smile, and Chen Guangda stuffed the fine slip into his pocket and said: "Make a cup of tea for these beautiful leaders, bring the best dim sum in our store, Su Damei, please come with me to the office and sit down, I think there must be some misunderstanding in this!"
"Well, we're not unreasonable, so I'll listen to your explanation first......
Su Biling twisted her waist very arrogantly, and swaggered into the office with Chen Guangda, and Chen Guangda sneered as soon as he fell into the boss's chair: "Su Da Hammer! Do you say that I have prostituted you in my last life and you have not given money? Why are you always fucking ghostly?"
"Ha~ You still want to prostitute me with your virtue, and you don't pee and look in the mirror......"
Su Biling didn't care about Chen Guangda's rude tone at all, after sitting lazily across from him, she directly picked up the Chinese cigarette on the table and lit one for herself, and Chen Guangda pointed to her chest and said: "Yo~ I haven't changed the bamboo shoot type for many days, it seems that I can't call you Su Da Hammer anymore, I should call you Su Biting, the skill on your body should be good!"
"Haha~ Do you think you're particularly unlucky, I used to punish you when you opened a coffin shop in Sujing, but now that you come to Golden City, I will punish you, it seems that you have to be ridden by me for the rest of your life......"
Su Biling smiled contemptuously and spit out a puff of white smoke, staring at Chen Guangda with a very happy look, and Chen Guangda had no choice but to take out two hundred yuan from his pocket and slap it on the table, shrug his shoulders and said: "This is the money I owe you for prostitution, take it and buy a few more condoms, I won't have it again if you come again, but I still have the old saying, be a man and leave a line for him to see each other in the future!"
Don't think I'm here to ask for food, I'll tell you the truth, you dare to open a shop here without worshipping the dock, and the person above me who is now naming you wants to get you, so you can keep this money to buy a coffin......"
Su Biling stood up as soon as she slapped the table, and actually turned her head and walked out of the door, but who knew that the fifth child suddenly blocked the door like a fool, staring at Su Biling with a cold face, Su Biling's pretty face immediately changed, and she roared with anger on her face: "Chen Guangda!
"Don't be so excited, the fifth child is paralyzed, this is this virtuous ......"
Chen Guangda suddenly walked over and took her little hand, slapped the whole five hundred gold coupons in her hand, and then said with a smile: "How can we say that we are also fellow villagers, there are no more than a hundred Su Jing people in this golden city, you can take this money to buy a few clothes first, and then Sister Su will blow the pillow wind, I will make an east banquet and invite the director to eat with you!"
"Hmph~ Count your acquaintance, at six o'clock in the evening, Yuelai Building Hall 1, don't say I didn't give you a chance......"
Su Biling put away the five hundred gold coupons very proudly, and after pushing the fifth child away, she left arrogantly with a group of little ladies who ate and took it, Wang Dafu immediately came over with a frosty face and asked: "Who is this little **? I took five hundred yuan before my ass was hot, and we won't be able to do business in the future!"
"She used to be in charge of firefighting, and when I opened the store, I accidentally blocked the fire escape, and she opened her mouth to fine me 300,000 ......"
Chen Guangda leaned against the same vulture on the door frame, lit a cigarette and said: "As a result, I gave her a gift of 20,000 yuan, but she still fined me 50,000 yuan, Lao Tzu was angry and reported her, and also posted her nude photos at the door of her unit, who knew that the person I casually wronged was really her concubine, which caused her to divorce and be punished, so this is how Liang Zi got married!"
"Find a chance to do her at night, throw it into the sea, and no one can find ......"
Chen Quan immediately walked up murderously, but Chen Guangda waved his hand and said: "Killing her can't solve the real problem, some people in the urban management bureau are willing to trouble me, so we can only endure this breath for the time being, and then settle accounts with her slowly when we have a firm foothold!"
"I don't understand what you're going to do, buy people and open shops here, aren't we going to take revenge and leave......"
Chen Quan frowned and looked puzzled, but Chen Guangda patted him on the shoulder and smiled: "My little cousin! We must take a long-term view in everything we do, our mining town is only a few hundred kilometers away from here, what if one day the Golden City wants to annex us? What should we do with them? No matter how powerful you are, can you still do it with tanks and artillery?"
"You mean we're going to recruit here, don't you......"
Chen Quan's eyes immediately lit up, and he soon became high-spirited, and Chen Guangda nodded and said: "If you have nothing to do, go out and recruit people for me, recruiting troops and horses is your strength, as long as you find talents, you will do everything to attract me, and you can use the money in Lao Tzu's pocket as you like!"
"Mr. Chen, a guest said that there is a big business to talk to you......
Before Chen Guangda's words fell, Tian Zhenzhen hurriedly ran over, Chen Guangda immediately adjusted the casual clothes on his body, and hurriedly followed Tian Zhenzhen into the reception room, but there was only a thin old man in the reception room, wearing a pair of pitch-black round sunglasses just like the blind A Bing.
"Hello boss, I don't know what business to take care of......
Chen Guangda walked up very politely, and the face of the profiteer was instantly revealed, but the other party glanced at Tian Zhenzhen lightly, Tian Zhenzhen immediately withdrew and closed the door, and Chen Guangda rubbed his hands and flattered: "My family has three generations of ancestral corpse collectors, and we have been doing funerals since my grandfather's generation, no matter what requirements you have, we can meet them, and it must be the most professional service, ensuring that the deceased feels at home!"
"Ghost Marriage!"
The old man said two words without raising his head, and gently blew in the teacup, and Chen Guangda was slightly stunned, then immediately sat next to him with a smile and said: "We are also professional in ghost marriage, but I don't know what kind of ghost marriage you need, whether you want to match the eight characters, is there any age requirement, whether you want a complete corpse or ashes, different requirements have different prices, you see?"
"The Living Match!"
The old man suddenly put down the teaglass, took off his sunglasses and looked at Chen Guangda deeply, Chen Guangda's eyes instantly widened round, and he frowned for a while before frowning and saying: "The living person is worthy of losing yin virtue, you may not know the power of this, the living person may be able to guarantee the temporary prosperity of your family, but I am afraid that there will be a big problem in the future!"
"Can you do 5,000 yuan? We arrange it for the woman, you only need to handle the wedding, but the matter must be kept secret from everyone, and not a word is allowed to be revealed to outsiders......"
The old man didn't talk nonsense to Chen Guangda at all, and directly took out a bundle of golden coupons from his pocket and put it on the coffee table, who knew that Chen Guangda shook his head without hesitation, stood up and said: "My family has three generations of single corpse collectors, and the funerals that have been taken over are innumerable, no one will be more professional than us, but the living are worthy of life, even we have to lose our lives, so we will definitely not do anything less than this number!"
Chen Guangda raised a finger very arrogantly, who knew that the other party actually took out a bundle of golden coupons without hesitation, threw it on the coffee table, and then stood up and said coldly: "The wedding will be held in five days, and I will have people send the eight characters of both parties at that time, you should prepare in advance, but if you reveal this matter, I will definitely make you pay the price!"
"Don't worry, out of your mouth and into my ears, no third person will know......"
Chen Guangda patted his chest with confidence, and the other party pulled open the door without saying a word, but he bumped into a bald monk, and the big monk hurriedly pretended to recite "Amitabha", and the other party nodded at him very politely, and then put on sunglasses and left quickly.
"Damn! I heard it right, I actually married a living person, and you ......can do such a immoral thing."
"Great Monk" Wang Dafu ran in anxiously, but surprisingly did not covet the gold coupons on the table, but Chen Guangda put away the two bundles of gold coupons and said indifferently: "I really think we are a monopoly industry, even if we don't do what others will do, it's just that our façade looks more professional, and it is these people who have food to slaughter!"
"But that's a big living person, 100% still a young girl, we can't be so shameless......"
Wang Dafu sat down beside Chen Guangda anxiously, but Chen Guangda threw him a cigarette and said with a smile: "At that time, we will preside over the wedding, and no one will open it again when the coffin is nailed, even if I stuff a living corpse into it, they don't know, if that girl is beautiful, leave it to you as a little wife!"
"Ha yes~ I knew you wouldn't be so bottomless, this means that you want to give him a stealing dragon and a phoenix, right, this idea is simply too, earn their money and sleep with their daughter-in-law......"
Wang Dafu immediately gave a thumbs up in surprise, and was about to give him a big hug, but Shu Hong walked in with a gust of fragrant wind at this time, sat directly on Chen Guangda's lap, and stretched out his hand to stuff a stack of golden coupons into him, Chen Guangda immediately asked in surprise: "What are you doing here?"
"Hehe~ I just want to support you, you just knocked a lot of people, you take the turnover of the eight hundred yuan first, if you don't pay the meat, it's okay......"
Shu Hong winked at him with a smile, and the whole person was tired of rubbing in his arms, seducing him all the time, but Chen Guangda said with a wry smile on his face: "I think you are a prostitute, you won't let me lick the plate for you at night, right?"
"Haha~ Count yourself smart, you have to sell me some strength at night......"
Shu Hong laughed very happily, but Chen Guangda looked at her emotional eyes, and suddenly realized that this woman was actually serious to him, but when he just wanted to refuse her tactfully, Tian Zhenzhen rushed in panting and shouted: "Mr. Chen is not good, your little slave girl was taken away, and a group of people smashed your house!"
"Fuck it, brothers, ...... guys"