Chapter 259: Rotten Peach Blossoms

Chen Guangda is a more determined person, he said that he didn't touch Zhou Ting all night, he didn't touch it, and the little girl got up early in the morning and was full of resentment, but Chen Guangda had something to do today, and after breakfast, he rushed to the street with a few people, and saw a golden signboard at the corner of the street from a distance - Everbright Funeral Dragon!

This door is more than ten meters wide, and it has eaten three large shops on the left and right, not only the golden signboard of pure copper is created perfectly, and a series of special services are also pasted on the glass curtain wall, in addition to cremation, burial and sea burial, there are also corpses, makeup and the most skilled grave jumping, but the most exaggerated is actually the physical offering, as well as the godly soul service, and a lot of writing in total.

"How about letting the people die? I've done a good job with this propaganda slogan......"

Chen Guangda proudly pointed to the red banner on the door, and many workers had been waiting in front of the door respectfully, looking at their haggard appearance obviously did not close their eyes all night, but they also let Chen Guangda appreciate what is called the speed of the end of the world, although the decoration is relatively simple, but a group of people have forced the store to be built overnight.

"Ah, Guangda is here, come in and take a look, my husband has been busy all night for this store......"

As soon as I entered the store, I saw Tian Zhenzhen who was wiping the counter, the female teacher had changed into a standard professional dress at this time, and there was a sign of "store manager" pinned to her towering chest, and the other two young women recruited from the miscellaneous courtyard were also dressed in the same way, and they all greeted Chen Guangda with joy.

"This is really a person who relies on clothes and horses and saddles, but it's different when you change into a uniform......"

Chen Guangda looked at the young women with great satisfaction, and after changing their clothes, their original temperament immediately appeared, and they were no longer despondent and poor, and Tian Zhenzhen immediately said happily: "This is thanks to Boss Chen for taking care of us, we really didn't expect that we would be able to return to work in our lifetime!"

"Mr. Chen is good!"

A thin man who was a little wooden suddenly walked over, it was Tian Zhenzhen's husband Li Guangyi, there seemed to be a Wang Ba green on his head, and Chen Guang smiled and said: "Don't be so polite, just call me Guangda, you husband and wife will work hard with me in the future, I will never treat you badly!"

"Mr. Chen, hurry up and take a look at the back, we've all packed up ......"

The two little young women walked up and grabbed Chen Guangda, these two women are more good at things in the hospital, they used to be "half-covered" secret prostitutes, even if they meet difficult customers, they can be close to them, and the salary of fifty yuan per month is enough to make these little ladies wake up with a smile from their dreams.

"The poor monk's name is wasted, may I ask the donor what is the noble ......?"

As soon as everyone walked into the back hall, a big bald head wearing a monk's robe suddenly appeared, Chen Quan and others immediately laughed, this bald donkey fat man was Wang Dafu, who had just shaved his head, and he also faked a few fake ring scars, but this guy really looked like this after putting on the monk's robe, twisting a string of Buddhist beads that made people unable to distinguish the real from the fake.

"Come and see your little ruined temple ......"

Chen Guangda laughed, and led everyone directly into the back hall, in addition to a few offices and reception rooms, the back hall also made a large offering hall, all four walls were marked with a grid of cabinets, there were a lot of spiritual seats and urns in it, and in the middle of the position was placed a Buddha statue, two thin monks were meditating quietly on the futon.

"How is it, two masters, are you satisfied with the environment......"

Chen Guang walked in with a smile, and the two monks who were in the middle of the eight scriptures hurriedly stood up, and after reciting the Amitabha Buddha with their hands together, they said with relief: "We are already grateful to be taken in by the donor, not to mention that the donor also supports us to promote the Dharma, and now it is like being in the Western Elysium!"

"You're welcome! People now lack faith, and it is what I should do to help them find their faith, but this master of vain also asks for forgiveness from the two, if you don't make some gimmicks, others won't trust us......"

Chen Guangda pointed to Wang Dafu next to him with some apologies, but the two monks nodded and said: "Understand! After all, our image is really not as good as this Wang Divine Doctor, not to mention that everyone is here to promote Buddhism, I believe that the Buddha will also understand, if Wang Divine Doctor can eat fasting and recite Buddha like us, it will be even better!"

"Hehe~ I have been through wine and meat, the Buddha has left in my heart, as long as I am sincere, I may not be worse than you when I recite the scriptures......"

Wang Dafu laughed proudly, the two monks had to smile bitterly, and sat back to meditate quietly, and Chen Guangda also turned around and walked to another room, just saw a one-eyed old woman sitting on a chair drinking tea, it seemed to be a very ordinary old man, but her appearance was extremely vicious, as long as a glance can make people feel a feeling in their hearts.

"Mr. Chen, you are guilty of peach blossoms today, but you have to be careful, one bad thing is peach blossoms......"

The one-eyed old woman suddenly put down the teacup and looked at Chen Guangda deeply with one eye, but Chen Guangda grinned and said, "It's okay! I will kill the king of Yama and cure the rotten peach blossoms that are not satisfied, as long as you stay here comfortably, let the people below do it if you need anything!"

"Don't bother, I'm a dead old woman, and it's the same wherever I lie ......"

The one-eyed old woman shook her head lovelessly, and leaned over to drink tea again, but Wang Dafu pulled Chen Guangda to the side and said in a low voice: "This old woman is really evil, I get goosebumps every time I see her, but she won't really be able to call the dead, don't you say that there are no ghosts in this world?"

"The old lady's original words are that there is a little ghost attached to her, and the little ghost can go down to the underworld to ask the deceased, but whoever believes these is stupid......."

Chen Guangda took out a cigarette and walked around everyone, leaned against the wall and said with a smile: "But the old lady does have some doorways, I used to deal with this kind of goddess a lot, but the person they called up was not actually the deceased, but she could sense what you were thinking at that moment, and she would tell you what you were thinking, a bit like mind reading, it was a golden partner who did the funeral with us!"

"Hell, this isn't a special function, I still don't believe it......"

Chen Quan spat and foamed at the mouth with disdain, and strode directly into the one-eyed old woman's room, and even went straight to the point to call the fucking soul up, but the old woman shook her head and said: "Your heart is not sincere, you came with the intention of fighting fakes, it is not easy for us to eat, there is no need to make everyone unable to get off the stage!"

"Damn! Liar, lie, don't talk about high-sounding words to fool people......"

Chen Quan stood up with a look of disdain, turned around and was about to go out, but the one-eyed old woman suddenly sighed, and said as soon as her voice changed: "Quan'er, don't look for your father anymore, even if you find him, you won't recognize you, why do you bother to make trouble for yourself, he is a white-eyed wolf with no heart and no lungs!"

"Mom... Mom......"

Chen Quan's whole body suddenly shook, his face turned pale in an instant, and he looked at the one-eyed old woman in disbelief, but the old woman immediately recovered her original hoarse voice, waved her hand and said: "You can't find the answer you want in me, Mr. Chen gave me a bite to eat, I don't want to lie to you, you have to find the answer you want!"

"Thanks... Thank you aunt ......"

Chen Quan nodded in despair, closed the door respectfully and came out, but he was stunned there for a long time like a fool, and Chen Guangda patted him on the shoulder and said: "Boy, don't look down on people, there are many strange people in this world, don't always be self-righteous!"

"Then whether you are my cousin or not, don't lie to me......"

Chen Quan raised his head tremblingly, and was already in tears, and Chen Guangda immediately hugged him, patted him on the back hard, and said: "If I lie to you, I won't die well, we are cousins who are like fakes, you can rest assured!"

", why do I want to cry all of a sudden, I haven't heard my mother's voice in a long time......"

Chen Quan wiped his tears and nodded vigorously, but then he saw a group of women break in in a hurry, and Shu Hong, the leader, pointed at Chen Guangda and scolded: "You have no conscience, didn't you treat me as your woman, and you didn't tell me about such a big thing as the opening, you must give me an explanation today!"

"Hehe~ How dare I tell you, as soon as I tell you, there must be one more boss lady, and the money I earn will become your appearance fee......"

Chen Guangda hugged her *** hehe smiled, Shu Hong immediately punched him in disgust, and then waved his little hand back and shouted: "Sisters, hurry up and support the scene for me, and dance for me a lot, today my man is open, and everyone will send you a big red envelope when I turn around!"

"Thank you hostess......"

A large group of little ladies immediately laughed, and then went out under the leadership of Qiao Qiao, directly laid out a red carpet at the door and put on music, and after the bee waist fat and hips were extremely coquettish, the door was soon surrounded by people on three floors and three layers outside, and it became very lively without firing a cannon at all.

"Mr. Chen, a guest is here......"

Tian Zhenzhen suddenly shouted in surprise, Chen Guangda saw that there were a few people with food who walked in, and the staff in the store He didn't have time to train, so he had to run up to receive it in person.

"Who is the boss? Do you have a business license, and who allows you to open a ......business?"

Just when Chen Guangda was ecstatic, several women in uniform suddenly walked in, domineering and shouting with their small waists, who knew that Chen Guangda frowned when he saw the leader, and said coldly: "Damn! Rotten peach blossoms are really here!"

"Ha~ Chen Guangda, I said who would have such a disgusting store name, sure enough, it's you, you're not dead......"

The little ladies folded their arms triumphantly, and looked at Chen Guangda with a look of schadenfreude, and Shu Hong next to her immediately asked suspiciously: "Guangda! This slut is not good, she is the mistress of the director of the urban management bureau, and she rarely goes to the street to take care of things in person, I am afraid that she is here specifically for you today!"

Chen Guangda squinted his eyes with a frosty face, and said in a cold voice: "I guessed a long time ago, she didn't speak when she saw me yesterday, she must be holding back, let your sisters withdraw first, and I'll deal with her!"