Zhang Guo stomped his feet angrily and said, "I'm a big horse monkey, a big horse monkey!"

The audience burst into laughter again!

"Malaysian Monkey ......"

"Proud?"

"I'm laughing to death. ”

……

Xu Qian shook his head: "You species, make horses and monkeys very embarrassed!"

"Haha. ”

The audience laughed.

"Embarrass both horses and monkeys. ”

"God has a line. ”

Only Xu Qian can think of it. ”

……

Master Feng was very surprised, Xu Qian's frequency of shaking the burden and unburdening it was too short, and the audience continued to laugh before they could react from the laughter.

Zhang Guo straightened his chest and said, "What's embarrassing? I'm a famous monkey!"

He said while dancing: "I think back then, the Monkey King stepped on the somersault clouds, held a golden hoop stick, and fought with 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals for three days and three nights, and was pressed to Wuzhi Mountain by the Buddha, he didn't bow to the Buddha!"

Xu Qian seemed to feel something, he was silent for a while and said, "You said it was so lively, what is the matter with you here?"

Zhang Guo said proudly: "My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather was the one who carried the flag for the Monkey King back then, and my grandfather could be regarded as above one monkey and below ten thousand monkeys at that time!"

"Haha. ”

The crowd laughed:

"One monkey above, ten thousand monkeys below. ”

"It's so funny, it's so funny. ”

"I'll you!"

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Forgive me for laughing. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"The Return of the Great Sage" is getting better, and everyone is attracted by this work.

Xu Qian said with a confused face: "Your grandfather is the second-to-last, what do you have to be proud of?"

Zhang Guo's face froze, and he seemed to feel that something was wrong.

"Haha!"

"This line is really divine. ”

"Hahahaha, Nima's word is really ...... I'm laughing to death!"

"Convinced, completely convinced of Xu Qian. ”

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It can be said that Xu Qian's works are usually like this, the foreshadowing in the front is good, and the back is full of Wang fried, which can cause a series of laughs.

Zhang Guo said in a sullen voice: "Anyway, I must find the Monkey King!"

Xu Qian was very puzzled: "No, what are you looking for Monkey King?"

Zhang Guo said sadly: "I want to find him to avenge our monkey grandchildren, our Huaguo Mountain has been occupied by the Bull Demon King!"

Xu Qian sighed and said, "Then what's the use of him going back?

Zhang Guo waved his hand and said, "He wants to take us to revive the monkey's majesty!"

Xu Qian said a little helplessly: "Then I think it's redundant for you to find him, you have the kung fu to find him, you might as well go back to the whole competition, choose a few groups of monkeys to face each other, and be selected as the best comedy monkey of the Spring Festival Gala." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"Best Comedy Monkey ...... of the Spring Festival Gala"

"Nima, this line is really a god. ”

"I can only be convinced by Xu Qian, and only he can come up with such lines. ”

"The five-body body that admires Xu Qian. ”

"No one!"

……

Master Feng and the others were dumbfounded. This meme was so unexpected that they didn't even think about it.

Xu Qian said again: "You get another five hundred monkeys to vote below, who can endure the great will be the Monkey King, isn't it?"

The audience was laughing like crazy at this time, and they kept clapping.

"Hahaha!"

"Vote to be Monkey King. ”

"It's up to him to come up with it. ”

"Xu Qian's script is amazing. ”

"Rinima's laughter is not worth his life. ”

……

Zhang Guo climbed to the boulder and took out the flag, he looked at Xu Qian, and while erecting the flag with the words 'Monkey King' on it, he said excitedly: "In my heart, only the Monkey King is worthy of the four words Monkey King!"

His tone was sonorous and powerful, and his voice was full of adoration.

Just as his words fell, the music of the classic "Little Knife Club Overture" in "Journey to the West" suddenly sounded, although the audience in this world has not watched "Journey to the West", but they can also hear the "excited" taste.

"This soundtrack is awesome, needless to say, it must have been made by Xu Qian. ”

"Nima, Xu Qian even does such a great soundtrack. ”

"I don't know what words to use to describe Xu Qian, he is too strong, so strong that no one can stop him. ”

"This is Xu Qian's real strength, and he deserves to be the strongest man in Asia. ”

"I'll go, what else won't he do?"

……

Master Feng and others were shocked, Xu Qian is really incredible, the choreography, lines, performances, and soundtrack are all perfect, and it is these details that are perfect, which makes the work "The Return of the Great Sage" rise to a new level, it can only be said that Xu Qian is too awesome to accept it.

"I didn't expect it...... After so many years, there is a stupid monkey who maintains the reputation of Monkey King like this, which is good, very good......"

Xu Qian's feelings are revealed, there is nostalgia in his eyes, there is helplessness, there is loneliness, there is unwillingness, and people also fluctuate with Xu Qian's emotional changes.

"Very well acted!"

After "I Am Not the God of Medicine", Xu Gan's acting skills became more and more superb. ”

"Xu Qian should win the actor. ”

"Really good performances are always touching, and Xu Qian did it. ”

"It hurts to watch. ”

"Xu Gan's acting skills have reached the peak. ”

……

"What does it have to do with you?"

Zhang Guo said impatiently.

"Of course, you can leave me this flag, and you can add a charging item!"

Xu Qian recovered from his sentimentality.

"Haha!"

Everyone smiled.

Zhang Guo pushed Xu Qian away and said angrily: "You don't deserve to touch this flag!"

Then he said proudly: "It's not just me, when I came, I also gathered five hundred monkeys at the foot of the mountain, just wait for the Monkey King to return to Huaguo Mountain with us and recapture our homeland!"

Xu Qian asked suspiciously, "Where are the five hundred monkeys?"

The audience immediately waved their hands excitedly and shouted:

"We're here!"

"Here, here!"

"Here!"

"Here it is!

……

The chief director of the Spring Festival Gala was shocked, and the audience at the scene was too cooperative, this atmosphere rose up all of a sudden, it really deserves to be Xu Qian, and only he can do it to such an extent.

He has taken control of the entire stage, as long as he stands on the stage, he is a well-deserved king, and no one can replace him.

Xu Qian shouted, "You have all heard the legend of the Monkey King!"

"Heard!"

The audience was very cooperative.

And in the land of China, who doesn't know Sun Wukong? Who doesn't know? That is an eternal superhero, fighting the heavens and the earth, and omnipotent.

Of course, the most important thing is that although there are many conspiracy theories in this world, there is no category like "Torrent", and our Wukong's position is not so embarrassing.

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