Chapter 566 - Can't Wear It
Xu Qian smiled, and his smile was a little more indescribably bitter: "I disappointed you...... He has been suppressed for five hundred years, his mana has been collected, he can't help you anymore, go back!"
At this moment, there was helplessness and unwillingness in his expression.
His performance is very in place, such emotional performances are very contagious, and he is a real master of comedy.
"It's amazing!"
"Master-level performing arts. β
"It's so good. β
"It's amazing. β
"Really good performances are always touching, and Xu Qian did it. β
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Xu Qian waved his hand: "Go back, don't think about voting!"
"Haha!"
The audience laughs:
"Voteγγγγγγγγ β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
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Master Feng was amazed, Xu Qian was always able to switch back and forth between moving and laughing, one moment it was moving, and the next moment it was laughing, this kind of "laughing with tears" skill is not something that everyone can do.
He even thinks that Xu Qian can become a new generation of sketch kings, because Xu Qian is really good, and his performance, soundtrack, creation, and stage art have reached the pinnacle.
If you take one item alone, someone may be comparable to him, but on the whole, he is invincible in the world.
He is so omnipotent, others can only look up to the mountains and sigh.
Great Sage, Great Sage!"
At this moment, a shout came from the other side, and this voice was all too familiar to everyone.
Soon a familiar figure appeared.
"This is too platinum!"
"It's like the shape of a platinum star. β
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The person who came was dressed in a white robe, holding a whisk in his hand, and he looked like a fairy wind bone, which was typical of the dress of Tai Bai Xing, of course, the most important thing was that his cheap appearance and Tai Bai Xing's fairy wind dao bone formed a strong visual contrast.
Zhang Guo suddenly pushed Xu Qian away and said, "Don't get excited, call me! Misunderstand me as a great sage!"
"Haha!"
The audience laughs:
"No self-knowledge!!!"
"I'm laughing at me. β
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
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Zhang Guo looked at Taibai: "Who are you?"
"Presumptuous! I am an immortal, an immortal!"
Tai Bai Xingshun reprimanded.
Zhang Guo said mockingly: "Immortal, why don't you go to heaven!"
"Haha. β
The crowd laughed:
"Why can't you go to heavenγγγγγγ β
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
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Taibai directly bypassed Zhang Guo, came to Xu Qian, and said with a smile: "Great Sage, do you still recognize Xiaoxian?"
Everyone secretly said: "Sure enough!"
Xu Qian's lonely, helpless expression before, and the words that lost his mana were actually hinting at something.
"Great Sage!"
And when they heard the title of "Great Sage", everyone felt their blood boiling.
The Great Sage, the hero of everyone's hearts.
He fights the heavens and the earth, the omnipotent underworld and the lord of Hades live and die, Wukong does not believe in evil, kills into the eighteenth layer of hell, crosses out his name in the book of life and death, the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Palace is high, and the monkey is not convinced by you, even if the five thunders hit the top, he can't control this arrogant bone.
Everyone also felt that only Xu Qianpei staged the "Great Sage".
Xu Qian once played the Giant of Light, which is a role similar to Monkey King, representing light and justice, never giving up and never compromising.
Xu Qian said: "Venus!"
Taibai shook off the dust and said with a smile: "This is bad, I am much whiter than Venus." β
Zhang Guo smiled brainlessly: "It's too platinum!"
"Haha!"
The audience laughs:
"This Aijia, this brain hole, tsk, want to laugh at me to death. β
"It is worthy of Xu Qian, who has never let us down. β
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
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Taibai said: "Monkey King, I said-"
Zhang Guo reacted: "What do you call him??????"
Taibai said directly: "Monkey King!"
As he spoke, Taibai pointed to the flag that had just been planted on the boulder by Zhang Guo: "This flag was given to Monkey King by the Jade Emperor back then!"
"This γγγγγγ β
Zhang Guo was directly stunned.
He looked at Xu Qian with some hesitation: "You...... Is it really Monkey King?"
Xu Qian smiled bitterly: "It's useless, it's useless to find me!"
Zhang Guo knelt directly on the ground: "Great Sage, save us quickly!" Huaguo Mountain was occupied by the Bull Demon King, he destroyed us every day, and said that he would eat our monkey brains raw, which is more ruthless than humans!"
Xu Qian looked at him with some puzzlement: "Then why haven't you been eaten?"
Zhang Guo stood up again and said proudly: "If you want to eat me, how can it be so easy? I have no brains since I was a child!"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed:
"It's the first time I've seen someone so brainless. β
"I'm afraid it's not to laugh at me. β
"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
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Zhang Guo shouted into the air again: "The Bull Demon King wants to eat me?"
As he spoke, he gestured with his hand over his head: "Empty, empty!"
"Poof. β
The audience couldn't help it.
"It's so funny... β
"Nima, it's really funny. β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Don't you have the brains to be so proud?"
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Taibai suddenly said: "Don't worry, two! That's it, take a look!"
As he spoke, he took out something from his waist: "Put on this tight spell, and the mana will come back immediately!"
Xu Qian was shocked, his eyes stared at the tight spell, and he stretched out his hand and shouted, "Give it to me!"
Taibai explained: "Wearing the hoop spell, the mana is back, but there is one thing, you have to accompany Tang Seng to the west to learn scriptures." The demons along the road, you help him to level, ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties, you help him cross, with your love, take care of him, are you willing, accept this constraint?"
Xu Qian pondered for a moment, and finally said, "I cross." β
Zhang Guo said beside him: "L does not cross." β
The audience laughed, this combination of Chinese and English is really very funny.
"Tsk, Xu Qian's line is always unexpected. β
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
"This is Xu Qian's real strength. β
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Zhang Guo snatched the hoop from Shen Jump's hand and shouted, "You can't wear it, Great Sage, if you come to be your enemy, if you wear this hoop, you will bow your head to the enemy and admit your mistake!"
In Zhang Guo's heart, Sun Wukong is a vertical and horizontal appearance, he is unruly, he fights the heavens and the earth, he is higher than the sky, and he has never succumbed to others.
How could he make him bow his head to the enemy because of the matter in Huaguo Mountain?
He wouldn't let his idol do this, wouldn't the great sage after wearing the golden hoop still be the great sage?