The sun is soft and clear, this year's first pile of ancient tree tea brewed and boiled mountain spring water, the tea soup is yellow, the aroma is rich, the entrance is rich and sweet, reporters have interviewed Nanzhu and De Miaofu: "May I ask how the two stand out among the many strong men and become the heroines of this year's tea picking festival?"

"Our peers said that the two of them cheated on the participation of mysterious creatures. ”

De Miaofu took a leisurely sip of Pu'er tea: "Do you believe in supernatural creatures and phenomena?"

"Do you believe the Loch Ness Monster?"

"Do you believe the Bermuda Triangle?"

Nanzhu also took a sip of Pu'er tea: "To date, most of the magical supernatural phenomena have been proven to be fictitious gimmicks. ”

A male reporter desperately yelled at a female reporter: "My eyes are the best evidence." ”

Ye Feng walked out with his hands in his hands: "Everyone, do you know why the last bottle of the maple syrup drink I created under my own banner after returning to China was not sold?"

The female reporter preemptively said: "Before you hit the supermarket shelves, they said that you added stimulant contraband to it. ”

Ye Feng waved his hand: "The news is well-informed enough." ”

Uncle Nine shook the pu fan and walked up from behind: "There are countless colorful **** in the mountains behind Milk Street, ordinary people can HIGH for three days and three nights after eating a little, but last night your peers made a high imitation of the ancient street of the Ming and Qing Dynasties, and tested the true reflection of people from all walks of life who thought they had hit ghosts, and wanted to start a reality show without the consent of the parties. ”

A male reporter was speechless, so anxious that he jumped to his feet: "There really is a big white wolf." ”

De Miaofu hurriedly pointed at him: "Usually, the most common mushroom poisons are the big white wolf and dandelion. ”

The male reporter immediately changed his words: "Then I said that I saw a piece of white chocolate." ”

Nanzhu sighed: "Usually those crazy people still say that they see white and dark chocolate. ”

Everyone on the side said: "The mushrooms in our Milk Street have always had an extraordinary brain-watching function. ”

The male reporter spread his hands: "What do I say now, what do they say, don't show your mind?"

Uncle Nine was impatient to drive him away with a pu fan: "Generally, people who have been poisoned by mushrooms will never admit that they have been poisoned. ”

Sister Hua swayed from behind and dragged up: "Actually, it's better to go to our surfing in the four seas to calm down, and then think about the cause and effect?"

The sun is brilliant and blurry, the colorful bubbles in the hands of children blow ripples, and the housewives in the vegetable market are picky and selective of fresh vegetables: "Why are there so few wild vegetables on the market today?"

Sister-in-law Cai grabbed an eggplant: "The eggplant is so fresh and tender, it looks like it has been sprayed with pesticides." ”

The vegetable sellers were puzzled: "Why are fresh wild vegetables so popular now?"

"Now the group of reporters out there is crazy. Sister-in-law Cai pointed to the outside: "The **** who said that the murder on Milk Street has reappeared in the rivers and lakes again." ”

The vegetable seller grabbed a handful of enoki mushrooms: "How do they know what the mushrooms used by the murderer looked like?"

Hold up a handful of enoki mushrooms: "I can say that I can say that I am the king of psychedelia if I tie a handful of enoki mushrooms casually." ”

"If there really is a legendary poisonous mushroom that can have a good dream, and it is not addictive, and it does not sink, then who doesn't want to try?" Sister-in-law Cai grabbed a large handful of leeks again, and shook the water droplets on it vigorously and violently: "If you can Zhuang Zhou Mengdie once, what do you want?"

The greengrocer immediately blurted out: "All kinds of toilets." ”

Sister-in-law Cai frowned: "It's too simple and rude." ”

And he said, "I just want all kinds of fish." ”

Xiaoyinghua passed by from behind: "Do you want to steam one day, braise one day, and barbecue one day?"

"Nope. Sister-in-law Cai waved her hand very shrewdly: "I will continue to release the fish, and one day I will be able to release the goldfish that belongs to the fisherman." ”

"So you want to make a wish on a goldfish. Xiao Yinghua shook her head: "If you want to achieve your wish, why bother so much?"

Sister-in-law Cai couldn't help laughing twice: "It is to keep turning the prayer, so that my dream will never wake up." ”

On the long street, the incense mangs are hanging all over the branches, the playground, the Ocean Park, the hustle and bustle is endless, a luxury car is parked outside Milk Street, a woman in her thirties carries a large bag and a small bag, and Fan Yueze passes by with a keychain: "Seven uniques, why did you come back so early this week?"

As soon as Sister Hua came over, she sincerely envied and said: "You are the best married in the whole milk street, and everyone else is only left with one shop in the end, but you have a legitimate marriage outside." ”

Qijue's shoulders leaned on Sister Hua: "This kind of marriage in the besieged city has never been good for you, and I think you are good." ”

Carrying the big bag and small bag to his body: "If you really go out to live, you will know that only the people of Milk Street will treat you as a person, and outsiders will not treat you as a person at all." ”

Sister Hua took off her sunglasses: "You have been a Kuotai for so many years, you don't have to be so low-key to speak, right?"

A reporter passing by was also very puzzled and took off his sunglasses: "Are you the ........ we have never officially seen?"

Sister Hua hurriedly waved her hand: "She is not your boss lady." ”

Fan Yueze laughed beside him: "Maybe people are talking about the company's cleaning sister-in-law?"

Seeing that Sister Hua pulled the reporter away, Fan Yueze hurriedly blocked the male reporter: "Do you want to see the keychain, Coke, hamburger, bread, refrigerator, mermaid, all kinds of aromas, do you want to smell it first?"

The male reporter still stood on tiptoe and kept looking back: "Now ordinary people use combination locks, how can you sell them like this?"

Pointing to the tip of Fanyueze's nose: "It's really a sunset industry." ”

"Can't you just do the sunset industry?" Fan Yueze stretched out his hand and pointed: "Our milk street is full of sunset industries. ”

The female tourist who used the lantern to pull back to the Dusk Inn before Qixi used a lantern walked by and bumped into Fan Yueze's fingertips, and was stunned for a moment: "Yes, the sunset industry may be a sunrise industry one day." ”

Beiming paced lazily and waved his hands: "I am both a funeral makeup artist and a beauty spa artist, and the sunset and the rising sun are often just a thought." ”

At night, the lion and dragon dance on Milk Street are brightly lit, De Miaofu passes by a string of incense, uses bamboo skewers to string quail eggs from the hot pot, passes in front of Cai's stall, wrapped in sesame noodles and chili noodles, and sees Qixi and Qijue in front of a noodle stall, and hurriedly comes forward: "Qijue, did your wealthy husband come back with you this time?"

Qijue's fingers swayed and tapped on the table: "I was supposed to accompany me home, even if I came back, I didn't come back." ”

De Miaofu bit off a quail egg: "How does your husband go out day and night every time he goes back to Milk Street?"

Bites down on a quail egg again: "I heard Sister-in-law Cai say that she is dressed neutrally, tall, demonic, and very mysterious." ”

Qijue's eyes were immediately full of murderous energy: "She dares to imply that my husband in the neighborhood is a transvestite?"

De Miaofu bit off another quail egg and said: "But I heard Xiao Yinghua say that the white shirt has a clean temperament and is very handsome." ”

Qixi on the side provoked a scene: "Have you heard of the frog prince?"

De Miaofu didn't understand: "Before the Seven Absolute Things, she was not a princess, and her eldest brother was not a toad." ”

Qijue suddenly pointed forward: "Then you see that Min Min doesn't look like a frog princess now, but it is difficult to transform after being kissed by a man." ”

Qixi and De Miaofu looked back, Min Min in the milk tea shop could not hide his pale face even if he had a bright diamond blush, a cup of frozen kumquat lemon on the left, a cup of frozen pulp juice on the right, stirred the straw in the cup and stirred, it was very difficult to take a sip as if it was a sea of fire on the knife mountain, Qijue walked over, De Miaofu and Qixi hurriedly followed behind, and Qijue sat on the bar seat outside: "I'm from here." ”

Min Min was stunned: "Who are you from?"

Qijue took out a gynecological holy hand gesture: "Are you pregnant?"

De Miaofu, Qixi, and Min Min were shocked at the same time: "What?"

Qijue has a lofty posture, like a bodhisattva who has insight into the fireworks in the world: "What is the reaction of the child's father?"

"I don't even know if I'm pregnant?" Min Min waved his hand and said, "I can only be sure who the child's father is now." ”

"I'm afraid of the reaction to what he said to his face. Min Min couldn't help but sigh: "I'm afraid I'll break up with money." ”

De Miaofu immediately reacted and bumped Qixi's arm: "Is it Boss Gao's?"

Qixi nodded affirmatively: "With a milk tea shop, Min Min is not the kind of woman with water-based Yanghua. ”

De Miaofu said to Min Min: "You can fall one, two, three, waterfall?"

Min Min didn't understand and asked, "What kind of falling method?"

De Miaofu dangled the quail egg bamboo stick in the air: "First sentence, I have AIDS, see his reaction?"

Qixi hurriedly answered: "The second sentence, I have a girlfriend, see his reaction?"

Qi Jue added: "The third sentence, I have it, do you see his reaction?"

Min Min was very worried: "Will this fight be cleaned up in the end?"

"It's a tried-and-true trick from Milk Street. Qixi squeezed Minmin's hand and cheered her up: "Generally, in the end, men will feel that it is a blessing in misfortune." ”

The red lanterns on the milk street, the orange light is extinguished, the mist is permeated, the night wind seems to be easy to tear through, the seven aunt medical village is like a deep palace, the portraits of gods and ghosts on the wall are like real people, the Bodhisattva on the case is covered with gold leaf for blessings, the baby in his arms looks terrifying, and the dense orchids and candles are placed around, and the seven aunts under the round and rich Buddha statue withdraw her hand: "Ha, you have it." ”

De Miaofu and Qixi stood behind: "Now everyone knows, you don't have to pretend to be so inscrutable, right?"

Min Min withdrew his hand: "Alas, I just want to see if there will be a different outcome in such an ancient place. ”

Seven asked, "Do you want to convert a woman into a man?"

De Miaofu said on the side: "In fact, life is too long, artificially disguised mental breakdown, suffered a car accident and miscarriage, a knife and a shot in the movie, a car chase explosion, high-tech weapons, undercover and anti-undercover, you can conceive countless plots at any time, and there are inextricable links between chance and inevitability, what is a kind of luck without regrets?"

Min Min thought for a moment and asked, "Are you so that I can create a miscarriage that makes him feel guilty?"

Qigu cocked Erlang's legs: "Now send the son Guanyin to let you win the lottery, a child may be able to break the limit of your wealth in this life, don't leave regrets for yourself, otherwise you may not have your own children in this life, it is said that many people don't like their children when they are just born, they feel like a thunderbolt on a sunny day and are sentenced to life imprisonment, they feel that there is no certain meaning in living, they just want to be born and throw it away quickly, and gradually from the mixed tastes, they feel a kind of happy sunshine shining on themselves. ”

Seven couldn't help but sit farther away from Qigu: "You should be all you?"

Min Min tapped his fingers on the table: "Actually, are you seeing a doctor or writing poetry?"

Qigu smiled, her face as rough as bark, wrinkles overflowing, and handed over another business card: "Studying medicine is to add poetry to the decaying body, if you want to have an abortion in the end, I will also follow the price if you sign a life and death certificate." ”

Min Min couldn't help but keep his spine: "You dare to say that you have poems in your paintings?"

De Miaofu asked, "Do you dare to do illegal business one after another?"

Qigu didn't care and spread her hands: "Life and death are left to fate, isn't it also Yanyu Ren Pingsheng, once in the sea, who can talk to him?"

The long corridor of the Dusk Inn, the extended staircase, the crystal lamp, the more you go inside, it looks like a huge palace, a woman wrapped in a cheongsam, her eyes swaying, and holding a cigarette came over to sit opposite Goldman Sachs: "Boss Gao, will you be happy if I sit opposite you?"

"You look so pretty?" Goldman Sachs shook the red wine glass in his hand: "Are you here to introduce me to a girlfriend?"

The woman smiled faintly: "Look at my appearance, do you think there will be a good girl next to me?"

Goldman Sachs didn't know where to fly for a while: "How old are you?"

The woman also replied, "My name is Lili." ”

Goldman Sachs looked at her dress: "How does this look like a dancer's name?"

"Hey, that's annoying. The woman slowly exhaled a smoke ring: "Countless people have said this since childhood, even if you are a high boss, you are not exempt from vulgarity." ”

Goldman Sachs leaned forward slightly: "You look so much like a young mistress, what do you do?"

Lili stretched out a hand: "Boss Gao, how about you dance with me first?"

Descending the long staircase, a school of fish danced in the huge aquarium, full of low-key luxury, black and gold tones, Lili and Goldman Sachs stepped into the dance circle, one hand on his shoulder, Goldman Sachs looked at it and guessed: "Your fingers are so long, you shouldn't be a thief, right?"

Lili smiled: "Why didn't Boss Gao think that I was a female ghost who could stick out her red nails." ”

Goldman Sachs grabbed Lili's waist with his left hand: "Legend has it that female ghosts dig their hearts, and thieves steal their hearts." ”

Lili got closer to Goldman Sachs: "Boss Gao, if your heart is a rock, then I have nothing to do." ”

The corners of Goldman Sachs' lips hooked up a playful smile: "Have you ever heard of dripping water through rocks?"

Lili gently covered her mouth: "It turns out that people in the world today still have this kind of patience?"

The mobile phone screen flashed, Lili took out a glance, suddenly let go of Goldman Sachs, and returned to expressionless: "Boss Gao, I have left beforehand." ”

TURNED AROUND AND DISAPPEARED INTO THE DANCE FLOOR, AMONG THE RED MEN AND GREEN WOMEN: "BYE BYE." ”

Goldman Sachs was a little confused: "If you can speak English, I will also say, WHY?"

The moonlight was hazy and dim, and Milk Street was more remote and remote, Lili spoke to a woman in the corner: "You were the one who said you were going to kill before, and now you are the one who says you won't kill, our killer is a sunset industry, and we can't stand your irresponsible repeats." ”

The woman sighed helplessly: "But I'm afraid of you poisoning me now." ”

Lili stomped her foot: "The poisons of our profession are all colorless and odorless. ”

He took out a lipstick from his bag and spun out a golden bullet: "Why don't I give you this lipstick gun, and you can solve it yourself when you want." ”

The woman was shocked: "You want me to kill the person I love the most?"

Lili stuffed the lipstick into her hand: "It's better than you hesitantly touching love." ”

The woman finally squeezed the lipstick tightly: "In fact, Goldman Sachs' fate has always been in his own hands." ”

At night, De Miaofu fell into a dream, the four of them went to the west to learn the scriptures, passing through a village, the Starbucks mermaid sign accompanied by the aroma of coffee in the night, the mount Bai Ye was the first to speak: "Why don't we go in and have a drink?"

Master Ye Feng hurriedly stopped: "Everything in the world is **, and if you drink it, you will be deeply indulged in it." ”

Uncle Ninth spread his wings and flew in directly: "Then I'll help you take it out." ”

Second Senior Sister Mu Shuangshuang couldn't stop it: "Aren't you afraid that we will reveal the prototype as soon as we drink it?"

De Miaofu poked his head out from the front: "Is it just me who is a human being, isn't you, master?"

Ye Feng clasped his hands together: "I can be eaten by monsters and live forever, do you think I will be a mortal fetus?"

Uncle Nine came out with take-out coffee, and disappeared after several circles, Mu Shuangshuang's fishtail spread out from under his body, tearing into one wisteria flower after another, spinning in the rain of flowers, and falling into the bright playground of the merry-go-round, all confused, everyone looked at each other: "It's better to listen to the voice of the heart, let's stay?"

"If one day, this place will be desolate. De Miaofu was very worried: "How are we going to leave?"

"Don't be afraid. Uncle Nine suddenly descended from the sky, sat on the ground and turned into a towering pig: "I am the second senior brother, and I will definitely ensure that you will have no worries about pork for a lifetime." ”

From the top of the pork roller coaster, Mu Shuangshuang stood in the clouds to greet him: "I am a fish, I am rain, oh come on, it will rain big fish and big meat, big fish and big meat." ”

Bai Ye never got rid of the leash De Miaofu: "Then let's rush into the wine pond meat forest below." ”

"After all, I can't go to the west to learn from the scriptures. Ye Feng sighed: "Let's become a Buddha in the flesh." ”

In the early morning, the sun was wispling, and De Miaofu woke up from her sleep: "Ah, does this suggest that I have a way to make money?"

"How can we become a Buddha with wine and meat?"