Tourists couldn't help but take the propaganda sheet and looked: "You are playing me, the first of China's top ten beauties is Sleeping Beauty?"

The female tourist next to her lowered her tourist hat: "There are so many red poppies on the hillside, even if you want to meet the occasion, it should be Yu Ji?"

Fan Yueze pointed to the small makeup mirror on the keychain: "What beauty do you say doesn't need to sleep in beauty, as a man, are you a beauty who likes to sleep, or a beauty who doesn't sleep?"

The male tourist suddenly understood: "It's a woman who likes men to fall asleep and won't resist." ”

Fan Yueze blinked: "Is the woman who is asleep the most beautiful?"

The female tourist next to her immediately took a step back in disgust: "It's really a man who understands men best." ”

Ye Feng held the drawings on one side of the hillside: "On top of the first phase of the publicity activities of the deep house ancient house, you must not suffer a loss in appearance, are you sure you can find the first beauty of Milk Street?"

De Miaofu casually played with her pig's trotter fingers: "Beauty is a matter of opinion." ”

"Shouldn't you be looking for Bai Mo?" Ye Feng was startled when he thought about it: "What if people work so hard to buy tickets to enter the venue and see a wolf grandmother lying on the bed?"

"Rest assured. Mu Shuangshuang put one hand on Ye Feng's shoulder: "Ugliness has always been more impressive than beauty." ”

The silver bell rang, thousands of ribbons fluttered, thousands of tourists, beauty pageants, idle and nothing to do have poured into the milk street at night, the long street canteen, the attic, the warblers and swallows beckoned, the lanterns lit a whole ancient street like time and space, there are beautiful women by the lotus pond to cover their faces with fans, and a male tourist grabbed his brother who wanted to come forward to talk: "Don't, beauties are like flowers, cover their faces with fans, and it is most likely to make people have a great contrast at first sight." ”

The companion turned back from the front: "Maybe there will be good things in the Japanese-style street ahead, and the legendary Japanese women are all obedient." ”

On the dense yellow flower trees along the street, hung with countless blessing belts, the male tourist just walked two steps, suddenly turned around, and just saw the sign of the shop on one side: "The crowd is looking for him thousands of times, and suddenly he looks back, but the person is in the dim light." ”

"When fate comes. Instantaneously, it was like an initiation: "It's better to be frightened than to have regrets." ”

At this time, the woman who hid her face was together, her tulle dress fluttering in the wind, bowed her head and talked to the lime seller under the bridge, a bag full of lemons, but there were loopholes underneath, and she fell off as she walked, and the two brothers behind persuaded again and again: "Do you think she looks like she is spilling breadcrumbs to lure you into the bait?"

The male tourist went crazy and followed all the way: "Miss, all your limes have fallen." ”

Turning back to the two brothers, he beckoned, "Maybe you can start a lime love here?"

Seeing this, the two brothers in the rear hurriedly dragged him back: "According to past experience, if you go to those winding paths, you will either be Grandma Wolf's house or Pansi Cave." ”

As soon as the woman stopped at the hot air balloon tour project site in front of her, the huge hot air balloon blew out, and the woman turned around and put down the fan: "Do you want to go around the world with me for 80 days?"

Qixi smiled brightly, like a spring glow, the vendors on the side were busy erecting wooden signs, and all kinds of famous women with green heads were densely packed above, Cixi, Yang Guifei, Xi Shi, Diao Chan, Meixi, Zhen Mi, Yin Lihua, Li Shishi, Marilyn Monroe: "1,800 yuan for fifteen minutes, role-playing, first come, first served, do you want Wu Zetian to feed you mung bean cake on the hot air balloon, or Joan of Arc to pour brown sugar ice powder on you, do you want to immediately experience the ancient emperor, sitting on the satisfaction of the harem beauties of three thousand?"

For a while, the three men couldn't help but exclaim in surprise: "It turns out that it's really not like a flower, it's a beauty like a picture." ”

Nanfeng bakery in the condensed milk, honey, cheese, cream aroma, a biscuit production line is constantly cutting production, tourists are surrounded by the upper and lower left and right biscuit piles, chocolate cream biscuits, white cream biscuits, coffee cream biscuits, pure cream biscuits, butter shortbread, almond shortbread, a female tourist took a bite and asked Cai's sister-in-law: "Can you really eat casually?"

Sister-in-law Cai waved her hand very generously: "If you don't want to eat it, you can throw it on the ground and crush it with your feet." ”

"But it's only one hundred and fifty-one tickets, and you can still pick your ancient tea trees by yourself?" the beautiful tourist seemed very satisfied for a while: "There are too many self-guided amusement items provided here." ”

The husband of the beautiful tourist next to him was very hesitant: "According to past experience, the cheapest things in attractions at the beginning are often the most expensive later. ”

The beautiful tourist couldn't help but say, and handed a black sesame biscuit to his lips: "Do you try this like the freest, or the most expensive?"

With a click, the husband of a beautiful tourist couldn't help but savor it: "The most free is often the most wonderful, the most expensive is often the most painful, and they are all shocking, so it is natural to choose the most comfortable and gentle one." ”

The barbecue supper shop is full of aroma, and the dense bacon hot dogs, beef and mutton on the skewers attract countless tourists: "How can the meat on the skewers be denser than the corn kernels on the cob?"

As soon as the capsule toy machine twisted, Uncle Nine spread out the candy paper to the tourists: "The question is, would you rather be Cinderella or Cinderella's sister?"

The two girls ate roasted wings and said in unison: "Naturally, it's Cinderella's sister." ”

Sprinkle the sauce, pepper, salt, and sugar on the plate: "Who is still lingering in the royal family after marriage, and after ten years, they are destined to divorce and have no property?"

De Miaofu brought a plate of roasted bullfrogs from the back: "What are the taboos of the two of you?"

The girl in the Super Mario hat picked up the candy wrapper: "I am the most jealous of true love in the world." ”

The girl wearing Peppa Pig's hat crossed Erlang's legs: "I am the most jealous of the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha." ”

De Miaofu sprinkled the spice: "Could the two of you be lilies?"

"Did you do that business?" the two girls glared at the same time, "How do you talk about that?"

De Miaofu kept shaking the salt grains: "Fear is fear, as the saying goes, the laity, if you can't love something, you will die on something, then you have to be afraid of what you are afraid of. ”

"Are you still from the hilltop temple on Milk Street?" the girl in Peppa Pig's hat propped up her chin, "How can we find such a tricky way out?"

De Miaofu grabbed a fake flower in the vase: "As long as you are willing to find this kind of thing, you will definitely be able to find it." ”

On the side of the body, a door in the store opened and went straight to the underground, and De Miaofu said very mysteriously: "This underground passage leads directly to the deep house and the ancient house, which is a shortcut and a dangerous road, as the so-called wealth and danger are sought, do you want to experience the taste?"

The two girls couldn't help but glance at each other: "We didn't think about going up to the mountain to pick tea before." ”

"Let's try it?" Uncle Nine persuaded beside him, "Maybe the adventure can find another way out?"

Under the persuasion of the two girls, the letter will be suspicious into the ground, the tourists suddenly become sparse, the wide hall is surrounded by solemn statues, the underground red silk dances, the flame burns, the false head turns, a walk forward in the attic above the eyebrows of the beautiful woman, is a bamboo pole, constantly thrown on the top of the head of the person below, the bamboo pole mechanically retracted, and continued to throw down, the idol of the person below was beaten to dementia, completely maintaining a prodigal and sluggish smile.

The woman wearing Peppa Pig's hat couldn't help but pull the woman wearing the Super Marie hat: "Do you think these things look like funeral things?"

The girl wearing the Super Mario hat was busy giving the two of them courage: "How can anyone usually burn Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing as burial companions?"

Continue to walk forward, the wind is gusting, the voices of the tourists in front are sometimes audible, sometimes inaudible, and the voice of the woman wearing Peppa Pig hat is constantly trembling:" I have read an ancient story before, when an archaeological team was in the pyramids of Egypt, all of them were attacked by unknown beasts, and only one of the remaining staff members was unwilling to find out the truth, so he filled the pyramid with cameras, lost consciousness after getting lost under the huge underground palace, and woke up to find that he was safe and sound outside the pyramid, and then developed out the photo to take a look, and found that he was bewitched by the pharaoh's left behind, took off his helmet, played the role of a divine beast, and killed all his companions one by one. ”

"If there are any strange sounds in this?" the Peppa Pig girl clings to the Super Marie Woman's arm, "Don't lose your nature and don't know me." ”

The Super Marie hat woman pressed her hand: "Don't worry, even if in the next life, in the next life, you become a butterfly, a flower, a fat pig, a pigweed, I will recognize you no matter what." ”

De Miaofu and Uncle Nine looked at the surveillance above: "And said that the two of them are not lilies?"

A shiny elevator suddenly appeared in front of her, the floors flashed constantly, the upward keyboard marked heaven, the downward keyboard marked hell, and seeing that there was no way around, the Peppa Pig girl asked the Super Marie hat girl, "Do you say go up or down?"

Very skeptical: "Do you think this elevator looks like a coffin?"

Then the two shook hands together: "I don't want to be born in the same year and month, but I want to die in the same year and month, go in together, one, two, three, jump." ”

As soon as you enter the elevator, it is a thin layer of paper that is broken as soon as it is poked, and it falls down, directly smashing in the cascading colorful balloons around, the clouds and mist are swirling, the fairy spirit is fluttering, and many men and women who look like immortals are holding Buddha dust: "Welcome, welcome, welcome back." ”

As soon as the two of them came out in a complete fog, a female Bodhisattva clasped the hand of the woman wearing a Peppa Pig hat: "I am Guanyin, and we were best friends before." ”

The two were puzzled: "Is this heaven or hell?"

An immortal shook the Buddha dust in his hand: "After a person dies, he leads to a layer of heaven and a layer of hell, which afterlife world do you want to lead to?"

Peppa Pig Girl thought, "What if the legendary scenes of heaven and hell were reversed?"

The woman in the Super Marie hat frowned: "Whether it's heaven or hell, what do you do like acquaintances, even if you build a funeral theme park, it won't be so absurd, right?"

"Reincarnated for three thousand lifetimes, going and coming again, who is not an acquaintance with whom?" Lotus Guanyin mentioned a fish: "Why don't we make braised carp tonight for you to eat?"

"If you use a big house to make a theme park?" a fairy pen to describe, "What do you want your home to look like after you return?"

Peppa Pig Girl was very sure: "No matter what, it's not like you all the immortals gather at Disney." ”

Milk Street is crowded with tourists, the swishing of flowers to the sky, disappearing, Nanzhu baked corn tortillas on the iron plate and asked almsgiving: "Why did you have to build an underground paper palace before, but today it was secretly opened?"

Alms toast and flips a tortilla back and forth: "I want to build a template first, and then everyone can burn a soul to live in a utopia for themselves and their loved ones." ”

Nanzhu peeled off the saltwater peanuts on the plate: "Could it be that the king of Hades still allows you to build illegal buildings in the underworld at will?"

"Hades can also burn it as you imagined. Alms folded his arms: "I will first go to my funeral goods, including a sun, a moon, I will go down to send the sun and moon of Hades, so that he can summon spirits during the day, and judge cases at night, the sun and the moon are reversed, and time is reincarnated, he will be a master of time, able to carefully carve the passing years, and give me a ghost mansion at the same time, let me stay in the underworld to polish time for all sentient beings again." ”

"Yay. Nanzhu pursed her lips: "You say this to carve life, just like carving a dragon and a phoenix and carving cups, dishes and dishes?"

Jumped forward and grabbed the almsgiving arm: "Actually, it's better to carve a magic mirror, everyone can go down and ask, magic mirror, magic mirror, which is the most beautiful time in my life, and then take it out in the underworld and keep passing it until you get tired of it." ”

Alms thought for a moment: "Isn't that the most beautiful time turned into the most boring time?"

Nanzhu exclaimed: "How is it possible, the most beautiful time is imprinted thousands of times, and it will only be extremely beautiful and more unforgettable." ”

On top of the hot air balloon floating from above, osmanthus cake, brown sugar cake, pumpkin cake, crispy fried banana, mung bean cake, and egg yolk cake were neatly placed. ”

The male tourist looked at the price list and trembled: "A plate costs 200 yuan, even if the human meat bun shop is not so expensive?"

Qixi was very vicious: "Or I'll throw you down, do you choose the Wolf King Valley on the left, or the Aunt Village on the right?"

The hot air balloon slowly cast a round shadow on the barren mountains and mountains, and the male tourist exclaimed: "It turns out that there are countless old women living next door to the wolf king in your milk street?"

Qixi pointed fiercely: "The legendary Wolf King Valley, the abandoned aunt village, it is difficult to know what is going on, and your life and death are not under my control." ”

"You're clearly deceiving. The male tourist was very aggrieved: "He deceived us to a deserted place in the blue sky." ”

Qixi was domineering and beat the drum again: "Didn't you sign the life and death certificate just after you came up to the game of the brave?"

A male tourist on the side had an epiphany: "In fact, why should people go to great lengths along the way, to pursue what peerless beauties and valuable prizes, the peerless beauties and prosperous scenes outlined in everyone's minds, few people in the world can achieve, there is an obsession, it is a fertile soil, and it will no longer be barren and pursued for life." ”

Qixi picked up a wooden fish casually and slammed him on the head: "If you don't take money to buy snacks, I will make you unable to have an epiphany in your life." ”

The three of them all exclaimed bitterly: "The beauty turned out to be a profiteer who robbed her." ”

In the middle of the night, the lights in the jungle flickered, the torches were shining, the fragrance of the tea trees in the inner was overshadowed by the artificial incense incense smoked by the almsgiving, and the tea shops along the street were constantly selling, De Miaofu raised the torch and said to Nanzhu: "I don't know who can pick the first cake of tea this year, and the shops in Milk Street are all extended, and I don't know if a certain road in the mountains and forests will lead to your cake shop?"

"Don't say that. Nanzhu shuddered when she heard this: "It's like my cake bakery pushing the door, as if I'm going to the old witch's haunted house." ”

Passing by the statue of the god with the peak of incense, the two of them bent down and bowed: "The Bodhisattva is prolonging life year after year." ”

Going further, De Miaofu was puzzled: "Why are there more and more idols this year?"

Passing by the temple on one side: "The fox spirit statue also appeared?"

The kite that led the way flew in the sky, accompanying the moon around, as if the moon was also pulling forward, Nanzhu looked at it and said slowly: "If you don't take the opportunity to add a few more merit boxes, how can Milk Street increase its income?"

Ask De Miaofu again: "Have you heard about Qixi recently, her boss wants to eat vegetarian noodles and eat meat dark noodles, Qixi asked to break up and let him open a fresh meat stall for himself in Milk Street, and since then they have been scattered, his boss is reluctant, and now the two are in a stalemate." ”

De Miaofu was taken aback: "How can a person with seven likes want to open a duck shop?"

"It's a real fresh meat stall, and every morning the butcher factory delivers fresh dead pigs. Nanzhu raised the lamp to illuminate the road: "It is up to her to decide who to sell the pig to, what to use it for, what do you want a person to do with a dead pig?"

De Miaofu snorted: "And I feel that this is a man's job." ”

De Miaofu suddenly stopped and looked ahead: "Hey, why is there a sudden fork in the road here?"

Looking ahead, all the way the red willow green lanterns hanging, in the dark night looks extremely dazzling, the bluestone road is shining with oily luster, Nanzhu and De Miaofu are stunned step by step, the noisy drum music is more and more complicated, the temple fair-like market at the corner, the lanterns are colorful, selling Lantern Festival, dumplings, sugar gourds, all kinds of snacks hawkers, shouting one after another.

De Miaofu felt a kind of creepiness in the midst of the bustle: "Why do you say that these people are dressed like the ancients?"

"You say this is a costume?" Nanzhu's voice couldn't help but tremble: "I said it's more like a shroud." ”

De Miaofu took Nanzhu's hand: "Don't look back." ”

Nanzhu was very nervous and said, "Why?"

A cold sweat broke out in De Miaofu's palm: "I'm afraid that once I turn around, there will be no way to come." ”

The strings were plucked, singing and dancing lightly, and suddenly a shadow bet behind him: "I am the old demon of Montenegro." ”

De Miaofu and Nanzhu were shocked: "Ah. ”

Looking back, Bai Ye was very expressionless: "My voice is not long, do you need to be so afraid?"

De Miaofu immediately put her mind at ease: "With you, you can hold on to the sky." ”

Nanzhu looked back and asked angrily, "What are you doing after us?"

"I'll see you this way when I go behind. Bai Ye looked around: "I thought that picking ancient tea trees tonight would have a shortcut like racing cars." ”

"You, you, you?" Nanzhu carefully tugged at the sleeve of Bai Ye's coat: "Don't you think the atmosphere here is weird?"

Bai Ye turned his head: "You usually watch too many TV series, do you really think that there is a parallel space in the world?"

Nanzhu stomped his feet: "You have only watched fewer TV series, are Yin Yang Road and parallel space the same thing?"

The vendor selling clear soup on the side greeted warmly: "A few guest officers, come in and rest, eat a bowl of beef noodles and then hurry." ”

When Nanzhu heard it, it was all a sound that burst out between his teeth: "He actually called us a guest officer?"

De Miaofu said in a very low voice: "Obviously selling clear soup but saying that he sells beef noodles, will it be a ghost to cover his eyes?"

The vendor beckoned more like a geist: "Come in, come in." ”

As soon as De Miaofu walked into the store, she sat down and sat on the ground, only to find that the tables, chairs and benches were all paper, and she almost cried bitterly: "Nanzhu." ”

Nanzhu hurriedly rushed over and hugged De Miaofu tightly: "Then let's die here tonight." ”

Bai Ye couldn't help but sneer, at this time, a woman surrounded by fireworks, dressed like a Christmas balloon, wrapped around the silk handkerchief and walked over, the fragrance of fat powder was on her face, and she just wanted to open her mouth when she suddenly found that Bai Ye was flickering, and her sharp fangs gradually overflowed from her thin lips, and the fireworks woman turned pale with shock: "Vampire?"

Immediately, the bright red tongue was close at hand, the aroma of grass was accompanied by a faint bloody breath, the ups and downs of the skeletal muscles showed a powerful explosion, the figure was elongated, the body was expanded, and De Miaofu's heart almost jumped out of her throat, and the fireworks woman suddenly widened her eyes: "B, BIG........."

FINALLY A SCREAM: "BIG WOLF." ”

All the flashing lights around were lit up for a moment: "Do you see, do you see, do you see, what is it?"

The white night that is completely in the shape of a wolf, carrying Nanzhu and De Miaofu on their shoulders, running and undulating will circle the light and shadow around them, the leaves are shrouded in a dead light, condensing layers of dark breath, and the footsteps behind are endless, as soon as there is no road in front of the cliff, Bai Ye suddenly braked, Nanzhu and De Miaofu exclaimed and flew out of his back, a huge bird soared in mid-air, put the sharp claws on the shoulders of the two, the sea of clouds below was bottomless, sweeping over countless hillsides, mountains, and a huge ancient tea tree loomed below。

The people chasing after the cliff gasped: "What about people, what is it that is beating in mid-air?"

A female reporter said incredulously: "How can there be a creature in the world that can run and fly, is it a werewolf or a phoenix, what is the combination of these two creatures called?"

"Is it a phoenix's claws?" said a male reporter, "from under the phoenix's claws, all the wolf's claws are sticking out." ”

The female reporter affirmed viciously: "If you catch it, you will definitely be able to make it into a pickled pepper flavor." ”