Chapter 13 Old Chai Stick Visits the Bamboo Forest Again
I boiled two large pots of hot water and washed them three times.
At this time, Han You, who was standing in front of the bronze mirror and was dressed in a brand new outfit, was actually a very handsome eighteen-year-old guy.
Compared to the so-called school grass in the school, he should be just a box of cosmetics and a supercar.
I remember that the old man who raised him once said, your kid's facial features are quite good, but it's a bit of a big scenery in the dark, otherwise it should be no problem to find a wife.
Whenever Han You thought of this, he always felt that he couldn't find a wife.
Fortunately, a fortune teller calculated a hexagram for him, saying that he was destined to commit peach blossoms in this life, and finally fell the stone that he had pressed in his heart for many years.
As for the so-called murderer Peach Blossom, Han You didn't have that much ambition.
To have a virtuous daughter-in-law to accompany you, spend the rest of your life peacefully, and both end their lives when they are old, they are already considered to have burned high incense in their previous lives.
But now it seems that this ordinary ideal, which is so common that people laugh, has become a little unrealistic.
The red snow between heaven and earth, the small world outside the big world, the chickens and dogs that can speak the good way, and the buffalo who can sing mountain songs.
There is also the second elder's hexagram about his life experience.
Everything you have experienced in the past half a month, what can make people feel ordinary?
Especially the part about his life experience, which gave Han You the most headache.
You say, you guys, it's not good to be an ordinary person?
I will think that you have cruelly abandoned me, I will not go to you, and you don't have to remember me, I will not see you in this life, and you will not owe each other!
But none of you are ordinary people, and it just so happens that I know about it again.
Then you have to reconsider, are you in a big difficulty?
At least I can't blame you like I used to, can I?
Han You walked out of the small building and stood in front of the building in a daze for a while, he smiled bitterly: "Just like me, geography is a mess, where can I go to find you?"
He paused and said, "Well, and my body, I can't even catch a punch from an ordinary strong man, let alone those who can fly to the sky." ”
It is impossible for everyone to be as approachable and amiable as the villagers here.
When the time comes, when you encounter some unreasonable people and a little contradiction, not only did you not find your life experience, but you were slapped into a piece of loess, wouldn't that be equivalent to a joke?
Just like the purple-robed boy before, you obviously didn't provoke him, but he just wanted to stand up against you.
What can you do?
At first, once or twice is fine, but if it is three or four times, who can bear it?
And the consequence of not being able to help it is obviously that the egg hits the stone and kills itself.
"Forget it, don't think about it. Han Youxue clasped his hands behind his back and walked forward.
The most important thing now is to try to get out of here first.
The second elder had calculated a hexagram for him before, and after knowing part of his life experience, Han You really thought about staying.
Until yesterday at noon, he was bounced five times in a row by the Scripture Pavilion, so the idea of wanting to stay was completely wiped out.
It is said that the thing in the Golden Pavilion is only opened once in a year, so you can't really wait here for 60 years, right?
It is estimated that at that time, he is in his seventies, and judging from his appearance, he must be the oldest person in this village.
Thinking of such a hunched and trembling self, it is possible that he will have to face Yan Tianyun, Yang Erhan and others who are still young, Han You couldn't help but shudder, saying that he had to return to the outside world to say anything.
It's a big deal to visit famous mountains and historic sites after going out, and maybe you can meet an old fairy who steps on the void again.
Preferably, the kind with white hair and style, and without any rules, you can accept apprentices.
Then apprentice to learn art and practice supernatural powers.
After becoming a teacher, I went to find my parents.
Even if you are unlucky at that time, you will never meet the immortals again, and you will not have the opportunity to become stronger.
I didn't find them.
But at least he Han You has worked hard, and when he is gray-haired one day, he won't have so many regrets, right?
There is a bluestone path in the bamboo forest, which connects the other families in the village.
Han You walked on the bluestone road, stroking his stomach as he walked, and said that he hadn't eaten for a long time.
At this time, on the other side of the road, the old village chief walked listlessly with two black things.
Han You cheekily greeted him: "Old man, do you have anything to eat?"
The old village chief raised his right hand and shook it: "Peanuts." ”
Han You suddenly lost interest, he had been hungry for so long, how could a bag of peanuts work? It was better to go to Li Guang's house and mix some batter to eat.
The old village chief raised his left hand and took it again: "The bamboo leaves that have been hidden for two hundred years are mellow and delicious." ”
Han You is completely disappointed, as a standard three-good student, he has not had anything to do with tobacco and alcohol since he was a child, and in his opinion, those so-called good wines are not as enjoyable as a glass of warm water.
The old village chief seemed to have guessed his thoughts, and squinted his eyes and said, "You dirt bun." ”
Han You didn't bother to bother with him, mainly because he was a little hungry now, and he felt that he didn't even have the strength to quarrel.
It's better to eat a little food first, and then come back to quarrel with this old man after you have eaten and drunk enough.
And this time we must win the quarrel, and only if we win the quarrel can we have any hope of returning to the outside world.
Yesterday, the second elder also said that he had lifted his suspicions, and after thinking about it, it seems that there is no reason to keep himself anymore, right?
"Wait, I'll go find something to eat first..."Han You, this is already a war book.
When the old village chief saw that he was leaving, he casually found a place to sit down, and said unhurriedly: "I originally planned to give you an errand after drinking this meal and send you back to the outside world, but now it seems that you like it quite a lot..."
Han You thought that he had heard it wrong, so he stepped back while plucking out his ears, and slowly squatted in front of the old firewood stick, and then asked cautiously, "Village Elder, what did you just say?"
The old village chief smiled: "What's the matter? have you changed your mind, and you want to stay and have a drink?"
Han You nodded vigorously: "Mmmmmm, it's changed, as long as you can let me go back, it won't be a problem to drink as much as I want." ”
The old village chief had a look on his face that he had known you would be like this.
Then he put down the wine jar in his hand and the half bag of peanuts, and then as if he was doing a trick, he didn't know where to conjure up two bronze wine glasses, and said while pouring wine into it: "Our envoy from the outside world is old and wants to come back to enjoy his old age, but there is no candidate in the village to replace him, after several elders have discussed and decided, they plan to let you go back, and you will take over the position, after all, you are from outside, and you are more familiar with everything outside, right?"
The two wine glasses were full, and the old village chief took the cup in front of him, drank it all with peanuts, and continued: "Of course, if you don't want to, we will definitely not force it, you can rest assured of this. ”
As the so-called people were under the eaves and had to bow their heads, Han You had no choice but to pick up his own glass of wine and asked tentatively: "Your envoys in the outside world, what do you need to do?"
The old village chief glanced at him, and then looked at the half-served wine glass in his hand, which obviously meant that if you don't drink, don't talk to the old man.
Han You had no choice but to drink it all the same, and he almost choked to death.
The old village chief touched his chin and smiled: "It's about the same, anyway, in our village, men who don't drink are basically not able to soak in girls." ”
Han You put down the wine glass, and the strength of the wine rushed up from his throat, and tears choked out of his eyes: "Old Chai... Oh no, village chief, as for the pickling girl, you can talk about it later, can you answer my question first?"
The old village chief poured two wine glasses again, and said angrily: "What's the hurry?
Han You could only drink with him, but after a few glasses in succession, he felt a little drunk: "Old man, I think it's better for us to talk about business first. ”